先撩为敬 Let me tease you – Chapter 14

[Translator : Welp, I just saw that someone came to my site here from one of the bastard aggregrator site and I guessed it’s a no-brainer that they got this series as well. Now, who are you that came from the other site? Surrender yourself, and tell me why did you came from there? Are you supporting those asses? Do you know recently two of the translators who translate novels from my NU Reading list stopped translating?! T^T Give me back my translators, you f-ckers T^T Why don’t you support NU instead? They linked back to the translators’ site properly and all.]


JinHe is a place with the element of water. According to what System helped JiYuan to convert, JinHe is almost similar to Jiangnan (China) from his original world.

YangNing was located too far away from JinHe, JiYuan’s body couldn’t tolerate standing all day long in sword flight. Fortunately, Ye Junchi was not in a hurry and JiYuan was not in a panic either, so they discussed a bit about the transportation plan. Tonight they would be resting inside this forest, then tomorrow they would travel further away from ChengYang mountain first before considering to either buy a horse or rent a boat. Finding dry woods was not difficult in the summer. Ye Junchi casually started a campfire, then leisurely leaned against a tree, his hands folded at the back of his head. Throwing a glance at JiYuan, he lazily said, “Go find something to eat.”

JiYuan eyed the dark forest, he felt like there were demons and ghosts looking at their direction with ill intentions. Suddenly feeling terrified, he inched a bit nearer towards Ye Junchi without batting an eyelid. His gaze lowered down, looking at the fire; pretending not to hear what was said just now.
Ye Junchi laughed, “I forgot that you are afraid of ghosts, really like a little girl.”

JiYuan maintained the last bit of stubbornness in him and gnashed his teeth, “…. I’m not afraid.”

“Oh.” Ye Junchi nodded and closed his eyes. His long lashes cast a touch of shadow on his face. Looking like he was very tired, Ye Junchi said, “Then, go ahead ba. I’m a bit hungry after a battle.”

JiYuan : “….”

System : “Thanks for your trouble.”

The owner of the body was not afraid of ghost, System was quite tolerating with him already. JiYuan could only ‘bite the bullet’ and stood up. He picked up a burning stick from the campfire, hesitatingly moved towards the forest. Ye Junchi who was leaning against the tree, looking like he fell asleep suddenly said, “Bring Gui Chi along.”

Stunned, JiYuan turned around to look at him. Ye Junchi’s eyes were closed and he was breathing evenly. His thin lips were lightly pursed, as if he never said anything. Just that, it was unknown how Gui Chi which was originally nestled in his arms, has somehow slid at JiYuan’s feet.

JiYuan was horrified, “I, I, I, I didn’t hear that wrongly?”

System : “You, you, you, you didn’t hear it wrongly.”

Overwhelmed by this favor from a superior, JiYuan silently picked up Gui Chi. With this sword that could suppress demons and ghosts by his side, he was not afraid anymore. While he was thinking of what could be eaten in the forest, he said to System, “I am shocked!”

“What?”

“Although Ye Junchi make fun of me sometimes, his personality was better than what I thought.”

System : “Then, marry him ba.”

I was just commenting about it, no need so serious ba.

JiYuan was angered, he ignored that System who looked cold but actually not serious at all.

System waited for a while but didn’t receive any reply, so it gave a dry cough and earnestly said, “Baby, you should rejoice a bit here. For normal people, if they were to be tortured by your blood and need to act as a furnace for you, it would be already great if they don’t ‘bring you down to a mutual destruction’ or ‘beat you to half-paralysis’. Plus, Ye Junchi only harmlessly teased you. He treated you well, probably because of one, he needs your blood. Two, maybe related to what Luo Xiuyi said about Red Phoenix star and Happiness star. As for three….”

JiYuan silently perked his ears.

System : “Hahahaha, I can’t tell you now.”

JiYuan went silent for a moment, then abruptly said, “If you guys are sick, what need to be done?”

“AI couldn’t get sick.” System was a baffled.

“No, you are sick, have to eat medicine.” JiYuan continued icily, “Brain damage.”

System : “….” Little brat’s guts are getting bigger and bigger.

System has just mentioned little brat (小兔崽子/Little rabbit), and JiYuan glimpsed a small rabbit. He quickly pounced at it – but came up empty, and got a mouthful of mud. Beside his ears was System’s merciless ridicule. JiYuan wiped his face and rolled his eyes. Subconsciously rubbing his own chest, he was sad to find out that he had already changed to men clothing, no longer storing any fruits to eat.
He sadly squatted on the ground. After a while, he was ready to get up again to find food, but was swiftly being pressed down by a palm. A chill traveled from his back to his mind. JiYuan’s scalp became numb, his hackles raised up.

“Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah System what what I thought Gui Chi wards evil what is touching my head ah ah ah ah ah ah I am going to die ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!”1

System was even more nervous than him, “You, calm down!”

JiYuan : “Ah ah ah ah ah ah!”

System really wanted to follow him and ‘ah ah ah’ together as well, after a moment of silence, it said, “Maybe because you still haven’t return after a long while, your owner has come to pick you up.”

Not a moment after System’s cold voice faded, JiYuan heard the familiar voice behind him.

“You didn’t come back after so long, I thought you were eaten – why are you shaking?”

It was rare that JiYuan doesn’t collapse at these kind of moment, and he also maintained his coldness. When he heard the voice, he stiffly turned back to look at the tall, slender man behind him. Clenching his teeth to restore his calm, and waited until his body stopped trembling, he then hoarsely said, “Cold.”

Ye Junchi’s unfathomable eyes stared at the youth like white jade for a moment. Faintly smiling, not asking any further, he said, “Come on, let’s go back.”

JiYuan took the chance when Ye Junchi turned around to walk, to pat his calf then stiffly followed from behind. He said to System in an aggrieved voice, “I was about to cry from the fear.”

“…. why are your guts so small?”

JiYuan was feeling even more wronged.

“I was not sensible when I was a child. Gotten myself deceived by a few half brothers and sisters to enter a haunted house. I stayed there alone for 3 days. Even when I was rescued, I was scolded a round by them. The psychological shadow covered a huge area in my heart so I grew up fearing these things.” Pausing, he then added bitterly, “But those people just like to hold onto people’s weakness. Knowing that I have psychological shadow on these, they often watched horror movies during family gatherings. I couldn’t display timidness but I was scared to death, still I have to maintain the smile on my face….hmm, have to thank them. If not for so much training from them, even if I usually doesn’t OOC, I could have collapsed from the scare just now.”

Upon hearing that, System went silent for a moment and said, “Sorry.”

JiYuan was at a loss.

System : “Just now, I did found out that Ye Junchi was silently approaching, I didn’t inform you.”

JiYuan : “….”

Back to the campfire, JiYuan was surprised to see there was an unknown creature already roasting by the fire. The fat, tender meat was flowing with oil as it roasted. There was a sheen of shiny oil on the golden-colored meat, the smell of meat was filling the air. Not living up to expectation (as a cold beauty), JiYuan swallowed his saliva. But thinking that the original body was a vegetarian, he suddenly became heartbroken.

Ye Junchi flipped the grill that he casually assembled just now, looking like he was concentrating on the roasted meat. But at the corner of his eyes, he was watching JiYuan. Seeing the usual cold expression on the youth’s face, he(YJC) was a bit disappointed in his heart. It was really difficult to see any expression from that pair of light-colored eyes. As they get along these few days, he was sensitively aware that even though JiYuan looked indifferent as usual in the past, his character seemed to change a lot and became more interesting too. Unfortunately, the youth rarely reveal any inkling of his feeling.

JiYuan doesn’t know that he was being stared intently at. He was still thanking those unkind half brothers and sisters for giving him the skill to be able to stay quiet no matter in what situation.

After roasting for a while, Ye Junchi took the meat out from the grill and tore a small piece of meat to JiYuan. His tone was faint, “I know you are a vegetarian. But in this desolate mountain range, there are no wild fruits nearby so bear with it ba.”

JiYuan’s pair of eyes were swimming in tears. His hands trembled as he accept the roasted meat. With a devout feeling of commemoration, he bit on the meat in small bites. This kind of ‘bear with it’, please come every day. (T ^ T)

Witnessing JiYuan’s hands trembling, his expression slightly at loss and him eating in small bites seemingly hard to swallow, this series of actions has caused Ye Junchi to misunderstood. He thought for a moment, and took back the small portion of meat from JiYuan. Seeing the youth’s tear-rimmed eyes looking at him, a rare feeling of pity appeared in his heart. ZhaoYang liked to abduct various types of beauties, not discriminating on gender, as long as he could satisfy his maniac appetite. When he became tired of it, the fate of the beauty would be very miserable – if lucky, he/she would be given to his men. If unlucky, he/she would be thrown into his courtyard. Then, he would call upon his bunch of unruly friends, and start a gngbng. In the end, no one could survive that.
[T/N : Sorry for the interruption. I kinda censored the offensive word there so for those who are using a translator to read, just note that it’s an offensive word. And ZhaoYang totally deserved death more painful than ‘death by dismemberment by 5 horses’.]

Knowing that ZhaoYang took JiYuan, Ye Junchi immediately rushed to save him. After they returned to the palace, his mind was thinking back and forth. He felt that he has already shown his face (at the human realm), plus he already brought the person back with him. Might as well marry ‘her’ since as the demon lord’s people, no one would dared to touch. Staying inside the demon palace was absolutely the safest choice. Just that he doesn’t expect that ZhaoYang would die – JiYuan was very innocent, no matter what, he(JY) was the one being implicated. Ye Junchi immediately agreed to help out was because, other than some additional factors, he understood why JiYuan was so unlucky.

JiYuan ate half of the meat in tears, he keep sighing to System about how fragrant the meat was and how much he couldn’t bear to finish it. He didn’t expect that Ye Junchi would take it back. At once, he became stupidly stunned, and had an urge to hit someone.

Ye Junchi suddenly sighed.

JiYuan abruptly stiffened with nervousness. Then he saw a rare gentleness in the pool of ice inside Ye Junchi’s eye, his voice seemed to contain some sympathy, “If you couldn’t finish it, then don’t eat it. Sleep ba.”

JiYuan slightly opened his eyes, “….”

Big brother, you seemed to have misunderstood something???

System stifled a smile, “The original body couldn’t stand greasy meat, condolence to you ba.”

JiYuan’s heart died like burnt ash.

He took a last look at the roasted meat in Ye Junchi’s hand with resentment, then silently picked away some of the leaves on the ground, and laid down sideways. How wronged ah, even tears were about to come out…..
If the ‘gang of scoundrels’ friends from his original world were to know about this, they would most probably laughed themselves to death….
JiYuan’s eyes were swimming in tears, he was so aggrieved that he couldn’t sleep; quietly shrunk his body into a small ball. After a long while, his body suddenly felt a slight weight. He lowered his eyes to see a black robe, something he was familiar with these few days. The man’s figure was much taller and bigger than him, so his robe could be used as a quilt. A hint of rosin was lingering at his nose, making people feel at ease. JiYuan was a bit stunned, then his hair was being rubbed. In a low magnetic tone, Ye Junchi’s voice sounded beside his ear, “Sleep, I’ll keep night vigil.”

The author has something to say:
Happy Lantern Festival~ ending a sweet chapter _(:з」∠)
=w= A little explanation about why little demon wanted to marry the original body after saving ‘her'[yes, correct. Hamster Ye being nice and thoughtful is sweet ( ˙-˙ ) ]
Ehehe, I saw that there are some cute readers pointed out on ‘personality problem’ =w= rest assured, Hamster lord will find out Melon seed’s personality.
Melon seed would also find out the loophole and express himself, System is a soft-hearted cute system ●v●

#SQUEALED
#SemeBeingGentleAndNice
#HeartTouched
#PoorJiYuanForBeingScaredInChildhood
#SomehowThinkItMightBeFunToHaveAStoryAboutJiYuanInTheModernWorld
#AppreciateComments
#AppreciateKofi


  1. LOL, initially I wanna do it like ‘whatwhatIthoughtGuiChiwardsevilwhatistouchingmyhead’ since the raw did the same thing but it would be very hard to read so I just spaced it without punctuation XD 

64 thoughts on “先撩为敬 Let me tease you – Chapter 14”

  1. Thank you for the translation ^^
    kyaaa >,< (*squeal at seme gentleness)
    thans for your consideration, it's a bit hard to read no space words, especially for non native english like me.. 🙂

      1. I found this book on novelupdate, but it sends us straight to your website so I’m confused? Isn’t novelupdate an aggregator site? Anyway, I like your work, you are doing a good job. Thanks.

        1. NU is the good type of aggregator.
          It sends readers straight to us rather than copying our translation and hosting it directly in their own site.

  2. Yay! Thank you so much for the updates! I love Ye Junchi so much, but I think that the system is my absolute favorite so far. Poor Ji Yuan, camping out with not one but two bullies who like to provoke him X’D Such a great team, I can’t wait for more adventure~

  3. Even system bullies JY.. Poor him… But YJC gentleness really makes JY cry.. That’s misunderstanding.. Ahaahaaa poor JY again.. Thank you for update

  4. If the site recorded the ip of the aggregrator bot or person, you could ban them. I know you were following Villian Rehab, what was the other novel you were following that stopped? Also did you see that Exiled Rebels Scanlations is looking for a translator for Villian Rehab? There’s a chance it will continue to be translated <3

    1. Oh, that’s great news 😀
      You got one correct, the other is Space and Rebirth: The favoured Genius Doctor. But I’m not completely sure because I don’t have Tumblr account to comment.

  5. JY actually reminds me of the heroine from Doomed to be Cannon Fodder, except he’s not as much of an idiot (and also their misunderstandings, while cute, actually seems to bring them closer together lmfao).
    How much is the difference between their height? I keep seeing it mentioned haha, how adorable.
    As usual thanks for your hard work 🙂

    1. Good question, the author didn’t mention directly. But lemme go re-read the story to check if there’s a vague description of their height ;D

    2. Alright, found something :3
      Chapter 9 :
      Ye Junchi was taller than JiYuan by almost a head, conveniently letting him to give JiYuan a ‘downward gaze’.

  6. Ughh, damn thieves, destroying good things! And damn those that support them! Rehab Villain was so promising!! Thankfully we also have this. Please don’t quit on us Bana-san! There are limited quality BL LN on NU.
    But this chapter though… ergh… the sweetness… I’m all kyaakyaa inside and all fufufufufufufufu outside.
    JY’s past though, those shitty siblings. I hate haunted houses and would dash through them if possible. So being stuck for 3 days inside one, that’s something I wish someone would do to those thieves from other site. But with real demons.
    Thanks for your hardwork!

    1. Many thanks for your comment yo ~ (0w0)/
      I actually quitted :v just holding on this one to contribute BL :3
      This banana cannot get into haunted house too π×π I once stopped to hit the ghost staff when he started to chase me :v

      1. Have you ever seen The Ring? That Korean horror about a girl crawling out of the screen? Yeah my siblings brought me to a haunted house that had THAT crawling out a picture frame, then since I was the last person in the line of people scrambling out that nightmare, she was behind me all the way to the damn exit.

  7. why is it that rather than YJ, i feel that JY is better off with the system? Look at how the system teasing him!
    that “I can’t tell you now” and i found out but I didn’t inform you.” thing.
    I wonder the system sound is female or male?
    thank you so much!

  8. I folow translate san because chose a great yaoi novel , if there thiefes in the way only its a show great coice of novel . Understand about must to do it oneself if dont pick up , but in my case I am horrible translater XD for that dont public

  9. So many translators are dropping their novel s because of these idiots T-T. So many novels with such huge potential ,just gone. T-T . The villain rehab plan came as a shock. Even if it does get picked up , then there is no guarantee that the new translator’s will be of the same quality. The stealing of translations is such a wrong thing to do. At least credit or provide a link . If I ever see anyone doing it I’ll be sure to report and flag . Thank you for your translations. I cannot show how much thankful I am to all you translators for translating these novels. 😉
    Now on to the chapter… The cuteness overdose is a serious threat. Seriously , the actions of ML and MC, how much more cute it can get? The misunderstandings are hilarious though. Zhao Yang you b******!! Hope you had a really painful death !

    1. Many thanks for your kind comment yo!
      We can’t do anything about Villain Rehab other than just wait and hope ;3
      ZY is such a scumbag that he deserves to be treated the same way before being killed X(

  10. Aww no, poor baby, locked in a haunted house for three days and then being yelled at? And forced to watch scary movies after that?! I can’t even watch trailers for scary movies, and loud noises startle me… I feel so bad for Ji Yuan

  11. Lol this AI is becoming life. I’m also weak to horror… very weak..
    As for those site who steals, I’m so sorry to hear that 😦
    I can’t think of anything to help except I remember that there is a way to stop getting your work ‘highlighted’. It is to prevent copy and pasting. I can’t help but get frustrated for the TLs, editors, proodreader and the people who work for these. I’m sorry.
    Thank you for the chapter

  12. Kyaaa finally i comment
    This is so cutee
    Why why so many misunderstanding hahaha between them
    Jy is so coward. But he is cute!!
    Cute fated to be bully kyaaa
    System is so cute too. Their interaction are so lovee
    “System really wanted to follow him and ‘ah ah ah’ together as well, ” what the
    Wakakakaka
    Thankyouu for translating thisss

  13. Gracias estoy amando está novela , gracias por La traducción , realmente no sé leer en inglés pero el traductor de Google para español va muy bien ,osea tú escribes muy bien de lo cual La traducción es bien entendible..Otra vez gracias

  14. This chapter was so fluffy and funny 😆😆😆
    On another note I somehow get the urge to kill a few people (JY’s cousins and specially that Zhao young master 😡)
    Thanks for the chapter tho😘

    1. lol, I just saw your list of comments~ XD
      Thanks for those comments (;w;)/
      I hope you don’t mind if I don’t reply to it because I don’t want to bombard you with my repetitive replies :0

      1. I didn’t expect you to reply at all! You are such a dedicated translator. I am sorry for spamming you with so many comments. But I was so excited, and I wanted you to know I appreciate your work.

  15. I need to comment first… this
    -System was even more nervous than him, “You, calm down!”-
    Lol.. 2333 why so cute… 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  16. YJC slender? I refuse to believe this.
    JiYuan eating in small bites is so cute ( ´ ▽ ` )ノ
    What the hell… ZhaoYang was horrible >:(
    I can see YJC’s logic, but attempting unwanted marriage sex wasn’t the best idea lol… I’m willing to forgive him though. Unlike that ZhaoYang guy and those mean siblings!
    *gaaasp* YJC gave his robe as a blanket!

  17. Hello, im actually just passing by, but like Struck by lighting, i got addicted! This one is good with healthy dosen of humor. Even though there still dirty word here and there but its okay! Your notes give me more insight and understanding! You’re doing great. I think im gonna binge read this one!

  18. JY screaming and System 2333 wanting to scream made my laugh AFTER screaming… My mom hit me in the head for scaring her *tears*. But yes, system is a softy, even if they picker and bad mouth back at each other, it reminded me of myself and eldest brother (I’m the 3rd child of 4 children)

  19. Aww Hamster Ye is sweet! Poor Melon seed though for experiencing that kind of treatment from his family (and for also losing the much anticipated meat lol).

  20. Awwww! So sweet! I wonder why ye junchi decided to save jiyuan out of everyone and how he came to know about the whole forced marriage….

    Thanks for the translation! ♥️

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