魔教卧底每天都在露馅 / Evil Cult Undercover 10

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Chapter 10 : You devil!

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Facing such a stubborn and stupid Shixiong, Lin Ran’s temper has fizzled out and he started to explain without any hopes : “If you don’t believe it, we will go to the evil cult’s residence to find Feng Kun and Cai Quan. This is obviously planting blame for Ji Wuxie.”

Shixiong looked at Lin Ran with pity and began to recite a poem : “Asking the world, what is love?”

At this moment, a male voice came from behind the two, which continued the rest of the poem : “That people live and die for it.”

Shixiong stamped his feet : “You devil!”

The corner of Lin Ran’s mouth twitched and he turned his head to look at the other person. Then all of a sudden, he was flashed to blindness by the two’s PDA1, hugging like no one else is there. No need to ask, this must be Lu Guyan. He wore a black suit, and the lower half of his face was covered by a black scarf. Two thick and long eyebrows, and a pair of smiling peach blossom eyes. There was a hint of a bad boy in his smile. You don’t have to look at his entire face to know that he is good-looking. No wonder Shixiong got charmed senseless.

Shixiong and Lu Guyan flirted for a while before he (S) realized that his(LGY) attire was not quite right. So he asked : “Where are you going in this attire?”

Lu Guyan blinked : “Doing bad things.”

Shixiong : “Hateful, not allowed.”

Lin Ran instantly shivered.

Lu Guyan’s eyebrows curved : “I have already done it.”

Shixiong wondered out loud : “What bad thing?”

Lu Guyan smiled and said : “I went to Fang Qingchi’s house and caught a mouse, then threw it into his robe.”

Shixiong : “You are really naughty.”

Lin Ran : “…”

Lu Guyan : “You will know later.”

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Shixiong beamed : “You know, this time we can finally catch Ji Wuxie justifiably.”

Lu Guyan smiled : “Catch him for what?”

Shixiong : “Isn’t he your arch enemy and Fang Qingchi’s ? Why are you not happy at all?”

Lu Guyan rubbed Shixiong’s hair : “Today’s matter was not done by him.”

Shixiong snorted : “I know, but Ji Wuxie has done all sorts of bad things in the past few years. But I just can’t find the evidences as he always got scapegoats to escape. This time, such a good chance to find him being framed by someone else so it’s better to use this to catch him.”

Lu Guyan frowned and didn’t speak.

Then someone poked on Lin Ran’s shoulder : “Furen.”

Lin Ran was shocked : “Why are you here?”

Ji Wuxie looked at Shixiong with an unsmiling smile and looked at the village currently on fire, admiringly said : “Furen’s way of burning joss sticks/papers for Father-in-law is really unusual.2

Lin Ran, not actually smiling : “Just doing my filial piety3.”

Lu Guyan laughed out loud : “You two are a perfect match.”

With evidences in his hand, Shixiong decided to stop pretending and poked Lu Guyan : “Why are you being so familiar with this demon?”

Lu Guyan winked at Ji Wuxie : “We are very familiar.”

Ji Wuxie also winked at Lu Guyan : “Sworn brothers.”

Shixiong and Lin Ran : “…”

Ji Wuxie restrained his smile and asked : “How is Lord Fang?”

Lu Guyan still said the same sentence : “I went to his house and grabbed a mouse, then threw it into his robe.”

Ji Wuxie : “Good job.”

Lin Ran : “How old are you two?”

Lu Guyan continued : “At that time, he suffered qi deviation and was trying to suppress it by circulating his qi, so cannot divert his focus. The rat bit him from inside his robe, and he was shocked, causing his meridian violently run amok on the spot. Anyone who saw that scene will only thinks that he is unlucky to accidentally made a mistake while cultivating.”

Shixiong became pale : “Guyan, isn’t Fang Qingchi your best friend? Why are you…”

Lu Guyan pointed at Ji Wuxie : “I am good friends with him.”

Ji Wuxie smiled and swept his eyes over the three. Then one word at a time, he slowly said : “I am the real Fang Qingchi4.”
  

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Shixiong almost fainted, and Lin Ran was shocked and also feeling a somewhat unclear emotion. He hurriedly grabbed Ji Wuxie’s hand and asked : “What is going on?”

At this moment, the villagers have been evacuated. The guards were busy detaining suspects and organizing firefighting. Chaotic all around, no one paid attention to these four people. So Ji Wuxie explained after a moment of thought : “Six months ago, I heard the evil cult Founder Ji Wuxie accidentally gotten a rare ancient book, which recorded a kind of evil cultivation method. If this method is successful learnt, a bloody calamity will set off in the martial world of the central plains. And this evil method requires killing countless people during cultivating. It also a cold-blooded method that requires the fetus from pregnant woman for refining. I led my men to chase him and tried to stop him from practicing this method. That night, we broke into the cult’s altar, coincidentally chanced upon Ji Wuxie sucking out human blood to refine. I was too eager to go forward to save people and struck out a palm. Ji Wuxie turned back and struck out his palm as well…”

Ji Wuxie stopped at this part and seemed like he wanted to see if everyone understood.

Lin Ran recovered from the his daze and pinched Ji Wuxie’s face, saying to himself : “Not a mask.”

Ji Wuxie laughed : “Naturally not a mask, this is Ji Wuxie’s body. When our palms clashed together, Ji Wuxie was in the middle of taking blood. This evil method seemed to be based on the devouring other people’s spirit. He had just swallowed half of a spirit and was interrupted by me. His incomplete process wants to devour me instead. I did not expect that not only he didn’t succeed, but have swapped spirit with me instead…

As someone who soul-transmigrated into other people’s body, Lin Ran accepted it very quickly, and was filled with emotions for a while. He then sighed and his fast mouth accidentally blabbed : “FML, you too as well…”

Ji Wuxie’s lips curved up : “Me as well?”

Lin Ran : “Ah? Did I say something out loud?”

Ji Wuxie : “What do you think?”

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For those who don’t understand why Shixiong was being so obstinate towards Ji Wuxie, now you know that it’s because the real Ji Wuxie is pure evil. That’s why he can’t understand Lin Ran being protective towards Ji Wuxie.

6 thoughts on “魔教卧底每天都在露馅 / Evil Cult Undercover 10”

  1. This is the point where you question what you’ve been doing all your life XD thanks for the chapter~ _(:3//)

  2. Aww. So that body isn’t his…. This body is so pretty though. So all those actions were done by not ML’s body…. Isn’t it better for him to stay cause when he returns, they can’t be husband and wife anymore.

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