Chapter 97 Daughter or Son (ETL) Part 2
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Chapter 97 If nothing works, just call Daddy~
“A-choo!” Gu Ye got out of the car and sneezed.
Yu Ze asked worriedly, “Is the air conditioner in the car too low? I’ll turn it up next time.”
Gu Ye said unhappily, “No, I suspect someone is saying bad things about me behind my back.”
Taking the bag from Gu Ye’s shoulder with a smile, Yu Ze led him home with one hand, “Then whenever I missed you, do you feel it?”
Gu Ye narrowed his eyes, “No.”
Yu Ze turned his head and looked at Gu Ye helplessly, with a slightly aggrieved look in his eyes.
Gu Ye smiled, “If possible, you would want to send me at least 800+ messages a day. If I can’t feel it, I’m just plain stupid so do you still need to ask?”
The answer made Yu Ze satisfied, and the corners of his mouth curved up again. After they returned home, Gu Ye took out the non-humans in the backpack and asked them to find a place to stay.
At Yu Ze’s cold gesture, Ghost General took them all upstairs.
Gu Ye lay on the sofa and called Zou Tong’s mother first. He mentioned what Zou Tong suggested to her. The other party is already 40 years old and her health is not very good. It is very likely to be dangerous to be pregnant and give birth again. Gu Ye asked Wang Ping to think about the consequences carefully.
However, Wang Ping didn’t think about it for a second. When she heard this solution, a loud THUMP could be heard from the other side. Before Gu Ye understood what was going on, Wang Ping said in a crying tone, “Master Gu, I kowtow-ed to you. From now on, my family will not worship gods and Buddhas, but only you, the living Bodhisattva. Thank you!”
Gu Ye sighed, “Get up quickly and don’t offer me tablets. It makes me look like I’m dead. You should take good care of yourself in the future. Come to me when you find out that you are pregnant. It must be before the 3-month term. At this period, the child is not yet formed and has no spiritual consciousness. After your daughter goes in, this body is hers. But if the matter is delayed and your baby is occupied by another soul, she will try to snatch it and Heaven will not tolerate it.”
Wang Ping gratefully agreed, “I will definitely take good care of my body. Thank you, Master Gu!”
After Gu Ye hung up the phone, he put down his phone and ran to find Yu Ze. Yu Ze was getting him a change of clothes. Half of the closet was empty, and it was full of new clothes that Yu Ze had ordered for Gu Ye. He had prepared several sets of clothes for each season.
Happily running over, Gu Ye jumped onto Yu Ze’s back and kissed him on the cheek, “Honey, you have to protect me tonight. I feel like I’m in danger.”
Yu Ze was helpless, “You also know how to be afraid?”
“I’m not afraid of death, I’m afraid of pain.” Gu Ye thought for a while, “No, I’m afraid of death. If I die, other people will get the best bargain of their life – you.”
Yu Ze smiled and carried Gu Ye to the bed, “Go down.”
“No!”
“Tsk,” Yu Ze grabbed Gu Ye’s wrist lovingly, like carrying a big child, “It’s fine if you know to be afraid of death. Just don’t do it again in the future.”
Gu Ye nodded and agreed with a smile. He snuggled into Yu Ze’s arms at night, leeching the purple aura, hoping for divine protection and keeping away from ghosts.
Yu Ze helplessly watched Gu Ye rubbing against him in his arms.
Gu Ye said seriously, “I know what you want to say. I offered myself to your doors, no, I offered myself to your bed. It’s not your fault that you can’t stand the temptation, it’s my fault.”
Yu Ze was about to move when Gu Ye’s expression turned cold. With a serious face, Gu Ye said, “Don’t make trouble, the serious business is not finished yet. I want to rub myself into the core in the middle of the cotton candy so that anyone will have a hard time taking me out (from the midst of purple aura).”
A gloomy expression appeared on Yu Ze’s face. How can he have the mood to care about Gu Ye’s nonsense excuses? After relieving the pain of missing Gu Ye for the past few days, Yu Ze finally let him go1. Gu Ye was exhausted from the exercise and fell into a deep sleep.
In the second half of the night, when no one was looking, several wisps of black qi followed Gu Ye’s aura and came to the house, but they were all scared away by the rich purple aura. After a few tries, they never came again.
In the morning, Gu Ye sat up refreshed. He didn’t dream last night, wasn’t beaten by his master, and wasn’t possessed by bad luck! Happiness!
Picking up the phone, Gu Ye saw that there was another 800,000 yuan transfer on his card. He was so happy that he immediately opened the photo album on his phone. He opened the photo of the King of Hell and announced seriously, “I won’t spend a penny of your money. I will build a temple for you in the future. You can’t be angry with me anymore, okay?”
There are many temples built, but one has never heard of someone building a temple for the King of Hell. Yu Ze asked lovingly, “People go to other gods to pray for peace. What do you want people to pray for when you build a temple for the King of Hell?”
“Pray for the grievances of the dead to be redressed, pray that the bastards who have done bad things will be taken away by the King of Hell, and bless the world with peace and no darkness.” After Gu Ye finished speaking, he smiled at the photo, “Okay, it’s agreed that you won’t be angry anymore, yeah? I’ll burn some incense for you.”
Gu Ye got out of bed in pajamas and took out 3 incense sticks from his backpack. After lighting up the incense sticks, he worshiped the phone seriously. This time, the incense burned steadily and did not break. Gu Ye made a little heart gesture with his fingers, “Love you yo~!”
Yu Ze frowned, “You…” Why do you say ‘I love you’ to everyone?
Gu Ye thought Yu Ze was still worried for him so he smiled and assured, “It’s okay. I’ve done more risky things before, and I was unlucky for a while. In the end, I had no choice but to act like a spoiled child and called him2 Dad for a while. Then I was no longer unlucky.”
Seeing Yu Ze’s shocked eyes, Gu Ye straightened his chest, “What are you afraid of? I didn’t have a father in my previous life, so it’s okay to recognize a father with a strong backer, godfather yo!”
Yu Ze palmed his forehead, and his jealousy was wiped out by Gu Ye’s cheeky words. Without him knowing, Gu Ye has recognized a son, a daughter, and several big sisters. And now, Gu Ye has a father, a legendary father that no one has ever seen.
Gu Ye waited for the 3 incense sticks to burn out, and then carefully put away the bottle containing Zou Tong’s soul. This matter came to an end for the time being.
Half a year later, Wang Ping became pregnant. After 10 months of pregnancy, she gave Zou Nian a younger sister. It is said that the little girl has been smart and sensible since she was young, with a pair of big blinking eyes. She knows how to act coquettishly and cutely, she knows how to run and follows her brother every day. It seems like she is a bro-con.
As the grandfather got older, he was taken to the capital. The child seemed to like her grandfather very much and often stayed by his side. However, as she grew up, her facial features were exactly the same as her deceased elder sister Zou Tong. Later, it was said that her grandfather went crazy and couldn’t even recognize his son. Still, the little granddaughter stayed with him and visited him every day until he passed away. She was a famous filial child.
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At the moment, Gu Ye temporarily dealt with Zou Tong’s affairs and stayed at Yu Ze’s place for a few days. Gu Decheng’s birthday was approaching. This year, Papa Gu did not plan to hold a big party but just have a meal with the whole family. This time, at Gu Ye’s insistence, Yu Ze was also invited.
A family should be together and all be present.
Yu Ze prepared calligraphy and jade, all of which were very thoughtful and valuable while Gu Ye wondered what gift he could give to show his love. After a long time of thinking, Gu Ye decided to buy a puppy in advance to prepare for his father’s retirement. So, on Gu Decheng’s birthday, his third son brought him 3 Chihuahuas, all of which were the size of a palm, without tails, and barked at everyone they saw, looking very fierce.
Gu Ye had a good reason to buy 3 dogs, “You know how to display your appearance? You need to show off when you go out. You need to look cool! 3 dogs walking side by side are super cool!”
Gu Decheng’s mouth twitched, “Take them back to where you got them from. I don’t want them!”
“Dad, do you think they are too small?”
Gu Ye led the puppy and chased after his father, suppressing a smirk, “Don’t see that they are small, they have everything a dog should have. If you get a dog as big as Gou Wang (their current dog), can you catch up with it with its long legs?”
“Gou Wang is more than 1 meter tall now, how scary will it be for other people when he goes out? On the other hand, a puppy like this will not be intimidating when you lead it out. And you can chat with people of the same age when you meet them, how suitable it is.”
Gu Decheng was amused and wanted to smile, but he was embarrassed. So, he continued to be serious with a stern face, “Are you teasing me on purpose?”
“No, I’m serious!” Gu Ye looked at his father with a smile. Gu Decheng looked like he wanted to smile but was too embarrassed to do so. The more he looked at his father, the more he wanted to tease him. He suggested, “Try leading the dogs and let my mom see. Ask her if you are the most handsome uncle in the whole park?”
Gu Decheng couldn’t help laughing out in anger and returned the dog to Gu Ye, “Take it to the park and give it to whichever old man likes it. Asking me to raise them? As if I don’t have enough matters to worry about.”
Gu Ye spent the whole morning hanging around his dad, making Gu Decheng so angry that he wanted to laugh at a moment and hit him at the next moment. After this chaotic morning, the estrangement that had been created a while ago was cleared up by Gu Ye.
Mrs. Gu looked at Gu Yang and sighed tiredly. This silly child, she would be already satisfied if he (GY) could have 30% of his third brother’s ability to coax people.
At this moment, Gu Lin came back and carried an Akita dog from the car. When he saw the 3 puppies led by Gu Ye, the two brothers looked at each other and burst out laughing.
“Hahahaha…” Gu Lin laughed and squatted on the ground, laughing so hard that he couldn’t stand up, “What is that thing of yours, is it electric? So small?”
Gu Ye sat on the ground holding the 3 puppies, laughing so hard that tears came out. He swore that they really didn’t discuss it3 beforehand!
Gu Decheng was so angry that he scolded while laughing, “I can’t keep you two anymore, get out!”
Gu Ye smiled and nodded, “Okay, the dogs stay and we two brothers will go.”
Papa Gu laughed and scolded, “Take them too, then both of you get out!”
Gu Lin smirked, “If Big Brother also bought you a live dog, the house would be lively.”
Thinking of that scene, Gu Decheng twitched his mouth and wanted to curse, “No, your big brother is not as unreliable as you two.”
At this moment, Big Brother Gu encountered trouble on his way back.
The driver got out of the car to buy a bottle of water. After that, when he was backing up, an old lady happened to pass by. It was obvious from the rearview mirror that the car did not hit her. But the old lady simply lay on the ground beside the car, holding the wheel and refusing to let go, saying that he had hit her.
The driver got out of the car to see what was happening. The old lady grabbed the driver’s clothes and refused to let go. “You hit me, so you have to pay. You either take me to the hospital for a checkup or give me 2,000 yuan to settle it privately.”
The driver said anxiously, “Auntie, we have a dashcam in our car. You were lying next to our car by yourself. We didn’t touch even a corner of your clothes.”
The old lady with a head of gray hair grabbed the driver’s trouser leg and cried, “You hit me, you have to take me to the hospital! My legs are broken, my whole body hurts! What kind of world is this? You don’t care about people after hitting them? People who drive luxury cars are so great, they take people’s lives lightly! Everyone, come and see!”
Gu Sen scowled, “What’s going on? Do you need to call an ambulance?”
The driver said with a grim look, “President Gu, we encountered a Pengci case (a.k.a scammer).”
“Pengci?” Gu Sen, who had been abroad, heard this term for the first time.
The driver explained, “It means we didn’t hit her, but she said we did and now asking for money from us.”
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