Even The Lame Got Tricked By Me Into Standing Up – Chapter 84 Part 1

Chapter 84 Miss Ghost (ETL) Part 1

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Chapter 84 The ghost lady who made trouble in the crew

Gu Ye sensed the ghost energy inside, and was pleasantly surprised but also felt uncomfortable at the same time. After scolding Ge Qiaojun countless times in his heart, Gu Ye signed for the express delivery. When he picked up the box, his fingers trembled.

“I won’t be playing games with you guys today. I have something to do. Come back another day.” Gu Ye gave Zhao Pengyu and Xia Xiang an order to leave, blocking them at the door, “Go ahead, go, go!”

The more Gu Ye tried to make them leave, the more curious Zhao Pengyu became, “Did someone send you something strange? Don’t mess around. You are now a member of our family.”

Gu Ye kicked Zhao Pengyu in the as$ with disdain, “Just go!”

Xia Xiang saw that Gu Ye had something in mind and dragged Zhao Pengyu away.

When Gu Ye opened the box, his hands were shaking, and the ghost energy became clearer and clearer. Not waiting for Gu Ye to open it, they wanted to break through the box and fly out.

Gu Ye first picked up a small ceramic doll. It was wearing a red Tang Dynasty costume, with a longbow hanging on his back. His facial features were so delicate that you could only tell it was a boy from his clothes.

With a flash of ghost energy, the doll fell to the ground and became bigger. It became a child of about 10 years old. He was wearing a red Tang Dynasty costume, with cold eyebrows and eyes, red lips, and white teeth, and he looked even more delicate than the doll.

Gu Ye said in surprise, “Ye Li!”

“Gu Ye, you big liar!” The child glared at Gu Ye, his eyes were red, and the ghost energy on his body was as thick as substance, dark and overwhelming. The cold wind was freezing and it made Gu Ye shiver. The child shed tears silently, just looking at Gu Ye. He looked stubborn and a little aggrieved, the grievance of being abandoned.

Gu Ye walked forward with a guilty conscience while braving the chill, “My big son, let daddy hug you.”

Ye Li took 2 steps back, not wanting Gu Ye to hug him, “You’re not dead! So why didn’t you go back to find us?!”

Gu Ye coaxed Ye Li apologetically, “Son, calm down!”

“I can’t calm down!” The child was young, but he looked very mature. He would not give in unless Gu Ye gave him an explanation.

Gu Ye smiled bitterly, “Ling Ling, my daughter, come here. Come here and greet your brother!”

It would have been better if Gu Ye hadn’t said anything. The moment he mentioned his daughter, the child became even angrier. He looked at Ling Ling and snorted coldly. He threw out a ghostly aura and pushed Ling Ling away. “You don’t want me anymore because you have another child!”

“No!” Gu Ye coaxed helplessly, “I thought you were all reincarnated, but I didn’t expect that Qiao Qiao, that idiot, would take you all back to Xiangxi.”

“Why should I reincarnate? I want to wait for you to reincarnate. I’m not afraid of waiting for thousands of years! I’m not afraid of waiting!” The child’s tender voice still had a bit of a baby-ish tone. It sounded fierce, but the grievance in Ye Li’s eyes made Gu Ye’s heart ache.

Gu Ye went over and hugged Ye Li, “Silly child, no one is worth waiting for forever. Why didn’t you reincarnate?”

Ye Li finally couldn’t help crying, and said aggrievedly, “You said that my parents didn’t want me, but you wanted me! Everyone in the world is afraid of me, but you are not! And yet, you still died! It’s my fault!”

“No!” Gu Ye asked anxiously, “How does it have anything to do with you?!”

Ye Li hugged Gu Ye and cried, “I am the reincarnation of the star of death!”

Gu Ye asked angrily, “Who said that bullshit?! You are so powerful, how could you be the star of death? There were many liars in your ancient times, and the stupid Taoist priests only said that nonsense to make some money! Who is more accurate, me or that Taoist priest? I said you can ride and shoot, and you are the reincarnation of the star of Wuqu, you don’t believe me?”

Wiping his nose, Ye Li restored his cold and ruthless expression. Ling Ling trotted over again and asked in a low voice, “Why is Big Brother wearing a skirt?”

Ye Li responded coldly, “It’s not a skirt!”

Ling Ling said with a smile, “Brother, your skirt is so beautiful!”

“It’s not a skirt! If you mention skirt again, I’ll beat you to death!”

“Brother, you are so beautiful!”

Ye Li blushed, “Shut up!”

Ling Ling persisted, “Brother…”

Gu Ye didn’t know whether to laugh or cry, Ling Ling is such a face-chaser! Ye Li had suffered a lot in his life, and he didn’t like people to get close to him. He probably had never seen a child like Ling Ling that liked him so much.

There were some talismans in the box, the pen, ink, paper, and inkstone he had used before, and his master’s tablet. Everything was well preserved, and it could be seen that ‘that bad friend’ had a good heart. Gu Ye picked up a piece of bamboo and said apologetically, “Sorry, I’m back.”

Hearing Gu Ye’s apology, the bamboo piece suddenly transformed into a stunning beauty wearing a green long skirt. She held a jade flute in her hand and had a cold and lonely temperament.

Gu Ye sighed, “Why didn’t you leave too?”

The beauty said calmly, “Waiting for master’s reincarnation.”

Gu Ye was angry and distressed, “Are you all stupid? I didn’t look for you because I wanted you all to live for yourself in the future!”

The green-clothed beauty had a stubborn expression and didn’t talk back, but it could be seen that she was resisting Gu Ye’s words.

Feeling tired at heart, Gu Ye said, “Fine, you never listen to anything I say anyway. You’ve had this bad temper since you followed me. You’re destined to never get married.” Gu Ye called Hong Dou over, “Let me introduce you. This is sister Hong Dou, and this is Qingyi. One of you is a spirit in the painting, and the other is a bamboo spirit.”

The two beauties bowed to each other, one smiled charmingly and was so soft and weak. The other clasped her fists like a man, which made Gu Ye’s mouth twitch. It was hopeless for Qingyi.

Gu Ye picked up another item; a dog tooth tied with a red string and asked unhappily, “Why didn’t you reincarnate?!”

“Woo woo.”

“Wang woo.”

“Awo woo.”

Three different sounds came out of a dog tooth. Dahei, who was dozing on the windowsill, opened his eyes instantly and looked at the source of the sound vigilantly. Gu Ye threw the dog tooth into the air, and a black three-headed dog immediately appeared!

Ling Ling was startled, “Why does it have three heads? It’s so strange!”

Gu Ye explained, “They were originally 3 brothers. When they were alive, they were captured by humans for experiments. The three dog heads were sewn together so their souls could not be separated even after they died.”

Ling Ling looked at the three-headed dog with sympathy, but their appearance did not meet her aesthetic standards, so the little girl refused to get close.

Gu Ye sat on the sofa tiredly. Looking at the non-humans in the room, he had a feeling that there was not enough room in the house anymore.

At this moment, a strong ghostly energy suddenly came from outside the window. Ye Li and Qing Yi’s expressions changed at the same time. The two flew out together, one pulled the bow, and the other swept the jade flute in her hand. The 2 ghost energies collided fiercely with the oncoming ghost energy. They each stepped back several steps and looked at each other vigilantly.

Gu Ye opened the window, “Don’t fight, it’s my friend who came. Brother Ghost, why are you here?”

Ghost General examined the 2 new non-humans, “I noticed 2 strong auras around you, so I came over to see.”

Gu Ye smiled, “Don’t worry, they are all old friends. Do you want to come in and sit? Sister Hong Dou is also here.”

When Sister Hong Dou was mentioned, Brother Ghost was a little embarrassed and was awkwardly invited into the house by Gu Ye. Seeing this room full of non-humans, Gu Ye held his forehead. He needed to buy 2 connected houses and give one to them, otherwise, the house would be too crowded.

Ye Li and Qing Yi looked at Ghost General with a little guarded expression. Such a powerful Ghost General is rare in the world. They need the 2 of them to be able to fight the Ghost General. Everyone felt that their status was threatened.

Gu Ye sensed the strange aura between them and explained helplessly, “This ghost brother is my good friend. He has helped me many times and saved Sister Hong Dou’s life. Ye Li, he is from your mother’s side, not following me.”

Ye Li’s eyes widened in surprise, “My mother? You found a mother for me? What species?”

Ling Ling whispered, “It’s a man.”

Ye Li frowned, “He must be very good-looking, right?!”

Ghost General’s eyes which rarely showed emotion are now sympathizing with his master. Even the children thought that Gu Ye was looking for a partner based on appearance.

Qing Yi stood up, politely clasped her fists to Ghost General, and said manly, “Thank you!”

Ye Li also stood up and clasped his fists, “Thank you!”

Ghost General nodded, and when he found that there was no danger, he wanted to leave.

But Hong Dou arrived with a few glasses of freshly squeezed juice and gave one to each person. The way of serving food to the few souls was the same as paying tribute so that they could taste the flavor.

The newcomers had no hostility towards Hong Dou. Seeing her gentle smile, they just wanted to protect this big sister, the only one in the family who had no fighting ability.

Approaching the Ghost General, Hong Dou smiled slightly, “I haven’t thanked the general for saving my life yet.”

The eyes of the whole family fell on Ghost General. At this moment, the hostility that had just disappeared rose again.

Ghost General said calmly, “You’re welcome.” He actually sat down again.

Gu Ye raised his eyebrows. Oho, Sister Hong Dou’s face* is big enough to make this big brother stay.

*As in, Sis Hong Dou has the ability socially(?)

Tonight is a ghost gathering scene, but unfortunately, no one talks much. Everyone simply looked at each other so the atmosphere was extremely awkward. Gu Ye coughed. As the head of the family, he tried to liven up the atmosphere. “Big brother ghost, I want to tell Yu Ze about your existence. There is no need to hide in the dark all the time. And they will live with you in the future. If there’s any inconvenient matter, please take care of them.”

Ghost General pondered for a while, “En.”

Gu Ye restrained from laughing. It’s true that what kind of people raise the same kind of ghosts. This big brother is as quiet as Yu Ze.

Before going to bed, Gu Ye sent a message to Yu Ze: [I will go to your house next Sunday, no need to come.]

Yu Ze: [OK.]

The two chatted for a few more sentences, and then Gu Ye fell asleep. The non-humans in the living room were still staring at each other.

Raw word count: 6174 (whole chapter)

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