Even The Lame Got Tricked By Me Into Standing Up – Chapter 109 Part 2

Chapter 109 Gu Ye (ETL) Part 2

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Chapter 109 Dad! Don’t do silly thing!

The designer has seen many couples like this, so he will not say anything, let alone spread it.

It’s just that the rich people who did this were the ones who wanted to change their tastes in partners and would support a good-looking teenager for fun. But the identities of these two people are obviously not people who can play around casually, which means they are for real. If it were other customers, the designer might suggest making a few cute pajamas for the couple to have fun, but facing these two, the designer dared not say it.

At this moment, Gu Ye saw several custom-made animal-themed home clothes. There were kitties and puppies, complete with ears and tails. Gu Ye exclaimed in surprise, “So cute!”

Yu Ze’s expression turned stilled before saying seriously, “You would really look cute in it.”

Smiling, Gu Ye pointed at the pictures, “This little cow, this dinosaur, this little bear… these series, give me 2 sets of each.”

Yu Ze heard that and looked at Gu Ye in surprise, “You… I won’t wear it.”

Gu Ye took a rabbit hat and put it on with a smile. Then he asked, “Honey, am I cute?”

Even though Yu Ze knew Gu Ye was playing tricks, he still couldn’t control his mouth, “Cute.”

Gu Ye smiled, “Don’t you want to see me wear it? Wear it with me.”

Yu Ze’s mouth twitched, “I don’t want to.”

Hearing that, Gu Ye puffed his cheeks and glared at Yu Ze aggrievedly. Not only did he want to see Yu Ze wear it, but he also wanted to take a picture of Yu Ze. Then he would take the pictures out to look at when he was old, to commemorate their youth that had flown away.

Yu Ze had no choice but to look at the designer, “Just do it, he will wear both sets.”

The interactions caused the designer be stunned but he quickly took note. He had never seen such a beautiful and delicate person with cute personality, and yet unpretentious little devil like Gu Ye.

But Gu Ye’s expression fell, and he said, “Then no need to order. I don’t want it anymore.” Yu Ze is no longer easy to coax1 now. Their lives in the future won’t be easy together.

Instantly, Yu Ze coaxed, “We’ll order it. We’ll make 2 sets, I’ll listen to you.”

“Hehe.” Gu Ye was happy. After placing an order for the clothes, the two went to the movies. In the evening, Gu Ye planned to drive back by himself.

Yu Ze held Gu Ye back, “I’ll take you home.”

“No need, it’s only half an hour’s drive. I’ll call you when I get home.”

Yu Ze looked at Gu Ye’s car and still felt disdain for it, “How about changing the car?”

Gu Ye looked at his own car, “It’s pretty good, I won’t change it.”

Yu Ze said disdainfully, “Next month, a new sports car will be released. The listing price is 20 million yuan, and the safety factor is very good. I’ll change you one, this… give it to your brother to play with.”

“Are you crazy?!” Gu Ye was speechless, “Is this a toy? You just give it to him to play with?”

However, Yu Ze still felt that Gu Ye’s car was not safe enough inside. He had already taken the car keys, “I’ll take you home, let’s go.”

Gu Ye secretly calculated and felt that what he said in the morning was too confident. He really couldn’t afford Yu Ze, this prodigal son. Dude treated 20 million yuan as 2 yuan; his(YZ) concept of money is different from his(GY).

As soon as he got home, Papa Gu was holding a pot of meat and feeding 2 dogs with a gentle look. Seeing Yu Ze, he immediately frowned.

Gu Ye shouted with a smile, “Dad, I’m back.”

“You still know how to come back, huh?”

Gu Ye smiled, “Of course I know how to come back, the child misses his father!”

Gu Decheng gave an angry chuckle at Gu Ye’s words, but his expression eased a lot. He asked Yu Ze, “Is your father free recently?”

Yu Ze answered seriously, “Yes.”

Gu Decheng touched the dog’s head and said seriously, “I’ll treat him to a drink.”

But Gu Ye was shocked, “Dad, don’t do silly things. You can’t win back (in drinking competition).”

Hearing that, Gu Decheng’s expression turned cold instantly. This naughty child! Nonsense!

On the side, Yu Ze had already asked his father and replied, “My father said you decide on the location and what to drink.”

Gu Decheng said coldly, “I’ll bring the wine when the time comes.”

Gu Ye felt tired. Why bother? Old Master Yu can drink 2 jin (1 kg), but Dad really can’t.

After feeding the dog, Gu Decheng looked at Gu Ye, “I heard you went to help the police solve the case?”

Gu Ye hehe smiled, “I didn’t help much, just got involved.”

Gu Decheng sighed helplessly, “As long as you know what you are doing, and be careful.”

“Okay, I know. By the way, Dad, what’s the show tomorrow? Do you have a script?”

Gu Decheng frowned, “What do you need that thing for? Just say whatever you want.”

Gu Ye admired him; he is worthy of being a father.

At this moment, Yu Ze said, “I should go back, I will visit you another day.”

But Gu Ye couldn’t bear it, “Let’s eat dinner before leaving.”

Yu Ze shook his head at Gu Ye, signaling him not to make his father angry.

Gu Decheng, who was walking in front, had a cold face and asked dissatisfiedly, “You are here, but you want to leave without eating. What’s wrong with that? Come in and eat.”

Yu Ze curved his lips and relaxed his expression, “Thank you, Uncle.”

Gu Ye smiled evilly and suggested, “Why call him Uncle? Call him Dad!”

Gu Decheng glared at Gu Ye with a cold face, “Shut up.”

Gu Ye immediately bowed down, “Sorry!”

Gu Decheng gave an angry chuckle again. Who spoiled him? How could he be so naughty?

The next morning, the program crew arrived as scheduled to film a normal day of the national dad, Gu Decheng. Early in the morning, Gu Decheng got up early as usual and walked around the house twice, breathing fresh air and exercising. Mrs. Gu also got up as usual, put on a facial mask, and helped the nanny make breakfast. The nanny can also cook well, but Mrs. Gu still helps out mainly because she is used to taking care of children and is afraid that the children will not be used to other cooking.

After Gu Decheng returned from his morning walk, he asked, “What to eat?”

Mrs. Gu smiled gently, “Noodles, both children like to eat hand-rolled noodles.”

The host was filming on the spot. She was a woman in her thirties, intellectual and elegant, with first-class on-site adaptability and good at finding topics. She asked, “Don’t the eldest and the second brother come back often?”

Gu Decheng answered as he walked, “They do come back. They will come back when the two younger ones are at home. Even if they don’t come back, Old Third can pull them back.”

Mrs. Gu added, “They sent me a message yesterday, saying that they will all come back for dinner tonight.”

Seeing this, the host knew that the family had a good relationship, especially between the 4 brothers, who did not fight for power and money like other families.

“The relationship between the brothers is really good. Papa Gu, please share with us how you educate them?”

Gu Decheng thought about it. He seemed to have never managed this aspect. He concluded, “It should be the eldest brother who can manage them. They are all afraid of the eldest brother.”

Host: “… Well, the eldest brother must be very good and love his younger brothers very much. Only then can he be recognized by his brothers. Can you use a brief sentence to evaluate the 4 children? Let’s talk about the eldest brother first.”

Gu Decheng thought about it before saying, “The eldest is calm, the second is smart, and the youngest one is naive.”

Realizing that Papa Gu only talked about the three, but not Gu Ye, the host asked curiously, “What about the Old Third?”

Papa Gu had a complicated expression, not knowing how to comment.

The host immediately realized that there was a hot topic here. Nowadays, interview programs cannot be as old-fashioned as before. Without hot topics, young people don’t like to watch them. Their program mainly teaches young people some ways to start a business and lets them learn the advantages of the older generation of entrepreneurs, so their program will also follow the trend and dig out some hot topics that the audience likes to watch. Gu Ye is very well-known on the Internet, so the host asked, “It’s hard to say?”

Papa Gu said seriously, “Old Third is a little bastard.”

The host was surprised and said, “Wow! Can this be put on air?”

Gu Decheng simply said indifferently, “Whatever.”

“We have a segment where we need to go to the studio to make the final summary. So, we need to have a family member with us. Only in front of your family can you show your true self. Who will you bring this time?”

Gu Decheng answered without hesitation, “Bring Old Third.”

The host smiled knowingly. He brought Old Third to the auction last time and brought Old Third again this time. Even though he called Old Third a little bastard, it made people feel that he loved Old Third the most. What magic does Old Third have that makes Papa Gu keep on his heart so much and take him wherever he goes?

At this time, a handsome young man in his early twenties, wearing a white shirt and slim jeans, came downstairs casually. He looked like a boy next door. However, he had a delicate face and perfect facial features. There was nothing wrong with him, no imperfections. With a faint smile on his face, he was elegant and polite. But he also gave people a sense of indifference, as if he were free from this complicated world, and it was difficult for people to approach him.

As a host of the national TV station, the lady has seen all kinds of outstanding talents, but this is the first time she has seen someone with such an indescribable temperament. And his dark eyes, when you look at them, you feel like you are being seen through.

“Hello, big sister. The staff are working hard too,” Gu Ye raised the corner of his mouth and asked with a faint smile, “The filming started so early?”

Gu Decheng introduced, “This is Old Third, there are no classes on the weekend, so he goes home and stays for a day.”

The staff finally reacted one after another. This is the legendary ‘little bastard’? It is clearly an elegant young man from a wealthy family, which part did he look like a bastard?

After Gu Ye greeted the staff, he went to the kitchen, “Mom, what are we eating?”

“Noodles.”

“I want 2 eggs.”

“Okay, go and wake up your brother.”

But Gu Ye stood at the door and asked, “Where are you going today?”

Mrs. Gu washed her hands and stopped caring about the rest of the preparations, “I have to go to work too, what’s wrong?”

Gu Ye smiled and said, “Mom, you are going to get rich today. No, you have been getting rich recently, and your career has reached a new high.”

Mrs. Gu patted Gu Ye’s shoulder happily when she heard this, “Hahaha, Mom will give you an extra egg!”

Gu Ye suppressed his laughter, “No, 2 is enough.”

When it was time to eat, Gu Ye found that there were really 3 eggs in his bowl. Gu Ye didn’t know whether to laugh or cry, “I can’t eat so much.”

Papa Gu frowned and handed his own bowl over, “Don’t waste it, give it to me.”

But Gu Ye glanced at him and gave the egg to Gu Yang instead. With a serious tone, he said to Papa Gu, “Watch your blood pressure.”

With the cameras present, Papa Gu finally acted like a loving father, but his son didn’t listen and still wanted to control him. Papa Gu took the bowl back with a stern face. The photographer couldn’t help but take a close-up of his resentful look.

After breakfast, Gu Decheng was going to the company, and as agreed before, he had to take Gu Ye with him.

Gu Ye whispered, “My elder brother would be there. What do you need me for?”

Gu Decheng looked at Gu Ye seriously, “Learn some knowledge.”

Gu Yang whispered, “I want to go too.”

Mrs. Gu sneered, “No, you don’t want to. The teacher is here today. If you can’t finish those 5 papers, you are not allowed to go anywhere today. Fill in 10 answer sheets for me.”

Gu Yang felt wronged, “I’m not mentally retarded.”

Mrs. Gu despised, “What’s the difference between you and a mentally retarded person?”

“Third Brother!”

Hearing that, Gu Ye gave a helpless look. He touched his brother’s head and comforted him, “Child, you have to be strong. Brother will bring you delicious food when I come back. We can’t afford to offend her.”

Gu Yang went back feeling wronged and closed the door. Looking at the 5 sets of test papers, he has a face full of confusion. For the questions he didn’t know, he chose C and then made up the answers for major questions2. He started playing games after guessing, which made the teacher so angry that he wanted to resign.

Gu Yang also felt wronged. He simply doesn’t know the answer. He couldn’t understand even after he was taught, what could he do?! Didn’t he want to get 100 points? If the teacher didn’t give it to him, what could he do?

On the other side, Gu Ye also felt wronged. He followed his father for the whole day and was caught and scolded by his elder brother. His legs became thinner after running around all day. Master Gu secretly vowed in his heart that he would never take over his father’s job, even if it means he will be a master for a lifetime; otherwise, he would be exhausted to death.

At the end of the show and back in the studio, after listening to Gu Decheng’s expectations for the new generation, the host asked Gu Ye, “You followed your father for a day today. What do you want to say to your father?”

Gu Decheng looked at Gu Ye seriously, with eager expectation in his eyes. He was expecting words like admiration or something… most children would say that.

But Gu Ye thought seriously and said, “Too tiring. Dad, you should retire. Go home to play ball, walk the dog, and let my elder brother take over.”

Gu Decheng: “…”

The host suppressed her laughter, “What image do you think of your father?”

Gu Ye squinted his eyes, “Did my siblings answer this question?”

The host laughed, thinking that this was something Gu Ye had calculated.

Gu Ye asked curiously, “What did my Big Brother say?”

The host smiled and answered, “You will know after the program is broadcast.”

Gu Ye smiled, “Did he praise Dad in various ways, saying that he admired him very much, but everything was said in a very generic way?”

The host doesn’t know if she should be amused or cry, but it was true.

Then, Gu Ye asked in a concerned tone, “What did my lil brother say?”

Knowing that it was difficult for the host to answer, Gu Ye said it out for her, “He must have said that my father was very serious and was his idol, just like reading a script. Since the official answers have been said, I will say something that others dare not say.”

“To be honest, my father is a strict father on the surface. He scolds his children every day when he comes home. If he disagrees with the children, he will say, ‘I will break your legs’. In fact, he always raises the stick high but knocks on the table instead with a loud sound. He is also very strong-headed and refuses to admit that his hand hurts.”

Gu Decheng’s mouth twitched, and his eyes warned Gu Ye to be careful with what he said!

Gu Ye smiled and continued, “He is also prideful. In his heart, he wants to be close to his children. But he doesn’t say it, because that would be embarrassing, right? In his heart, he gives kisses and hugs, and lifts you up high ten thousand times, but on the outside, he says seriously, ‘If you don’t study well, I will break your legs’!” Gu Ye spread his hands and said helplessly, “He is so cute.”

The whole audience was amused. What he said was too realistic. It seems that most fathers of this age are of this type.

Gu Decheng’s face turned red. Gu Ye said correctly what he was thinking, making him so embarrassed that he just wanted to beat the child.

Gu Ye hugged his father’s arm with a smirk, “But we love you yo. Take a rest when you are tired. We will take care of you.”

Originally, Gu Decheng had a tense expression. But at this moment, the corners of his mouth could not be suppressed. His eyes were a little tingly. Thousands of words could not beat this sentence: We will take care of you.

After the recording of this program, the clip was posted on the Internet, which instantly attracted great attention. It became popular before it was broadcast officially.

Gu Ye is too bold, always teasing his father’s ‘tiger whiskers’, but the most amazing thing is that he didn’t get scolded every time after teasing, and Papa Gu’s anger was smoothed over again. Finally, the first episode of this program was aired. Before it was aired, there was a hot search: [National Dad Gu Decheng, the favorite son is the third son Gu Ye, the truth set in stone!]

Gu Ye has been idle for a month. There are no weird cases to deal with on Saturdays and Sundays. He has been wandering around Yu Ze’s company and home. Seeing this hot search, Gu Ye turned to his father, who was cracking melon seeds leisurely, and asked, “Am I your favorite son? Am I your little cutie?”

Papa Gu said coldly, “Scram!”

Gu Ye got up quickly, put two handfuls of melon seeds in his pocket, and prepared to scram.

But before he got out, he also burned 2 incense sticks to the King of Hell and asked his godfather for a blessing, “Let me rest for another month. From now on, my vacation must be at least 2 months, not one day less.”

Gu Ye ran out of the house after lighting the incense. Thus, he didn’t see the incense in the incense burner. Because of his words, it went out by itself.

The author has something to say:
Lord Yama: Heh! Your wishful thinking, little rascal!

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