Even The Lame Got Tricked By Me Into Standing Up – Chapter 105 Part 1

[Banana: Didn’t notice I haven’t posted the chapter I translated previously lol. So here is it, sorry for that.]

Chapter 105 Diao Qirong (ETL) Part 1

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Chapter 105 I’m not afraid of real villains, I’m afraid of hypocrites

At 3.00 pm, Yu Ze got off work early. Sitting in the car, Gu Ye suggested, “Let’s go buy some ingredients and we’ll eat at home in the evening.” Gu Ye doesn’t like to eat takeout. Usually, he would eat out, but sometimes he also misses the feeling of being at home.

Yu Ze gave the driver a day off and drove to the supermarket himself. Gu Ye walked in front, and he followed behind with a cart. Seeing Gu Ye constantly putting vegetables into the cart basket, he said seriously, “I can recognize a lot of vegetables now.”

Gu Ye was surprised, “You… are amazing.”

After praising Yu Ze, Gu Ye realized that praising Yu Ze for recognizing vegetables is like praising him for not being stupid. So, Gu Ye smiled and added, “Actually, it’s not necessary. You have your own strengths. How can you waste time on menial stuff in life? You just need to eat, you don’t need to recognize the ingredients.”

“I said I would learn.”

“I also said you don’t need to learn.” Gu Ye threw a bag of shrimp into the cart and said with a smile, “I will support you. If you know everything, what can I use to keep you by my side?”

Gu Ye’s words let Yu Ze know very straightforwardly – ‘I am scheming on you. I will learn everything you don’t know very well, so that you can’t leave me’. Such an open plot actually shows Gu Ye’s care in his heart. Yu Ze’s mouth curved up, “I just want to share some of your burden, don’t think too much.”

The two smiled at each other, even a glance at each other felt sweet. At this moment, a voice timidly interrupted, “Excuse me, is it Master Gu?”

Gu Ye turned his head, and a short and ordinary-looking young man came behind him. The other party recognized Gu Ye at a glance, “It’s really Master Gu, do you remember me? I’m a reporter, and I asked you to tell my fortune at the entrance of the hospital before.”

Gu Ye shook his head. He forgot about that already since he had told fortunes for too many people, so he couldn’t remember clearly.

The other party smiled awkwardly, “It’s okay. It’s just that I saw you here and came to say hello to you. If it were me, I wouldn’t remember someone I only met once a year ago either. This is Mr. Yu Ze, right? Excuse me, are you two really a couple?”

Gu Ye narrowed his eyes, “Guess?”

Hearing that, the young man was speechless. In his heart, he was thinking that you might forget me, but you didn’t forget the ‘Guess?’ part. He smiled and said, “I think so.”

Yu Ze frowned, “Which newspaper are you from?”

When the young man was asked by Yu Ze, he immediately reacted and apologized embarrassedly, “I’m sorry, my occupational disease just got triggered. This was a casual question, I won’t report anything about it.” He took out a pass from his pocket, “I don’t write about entertainment gossip news now. I’m going to do social documentaries instead, and I have an official pass to work.”

Gu Ye nodded, “This is also great. Instead of digging up the black material (gossip) of celebrities, it’s better to expose some useful things to the people.”

“Yes, I think so too. Sorry to bother you. Goodbye.” The young man wanted to turn to leave after he finished speaking, when he heard Gu Ye remind him, “When you have nowhere to escape, turn right. I remember who you are now.”

Nodding, the young man smiled as he left. He didn’t expect that a month later, he would be being hunted down for secretly filming someone making fake dr+gs and fake vaccines. When he had nowhere to run, he remembered Gu Ye’s words and turned right, which saved his life and, in turn, managed to expose a group of unscrupulous businessmen who lost their conscience for money. At that time, the only thing on his mind was: Gu Ye is a living god! This move was calculated a year ago!

Gu Ye pulled Yu Ze to continue shopping. Seeing that Yu Ze’s expression was so cold when he looked at others, as if his gaze were gentle only when he looked at him, Gu Ye couldn’t help but smile, “That young man was scared by you.”

Yu Ze snorted coldly, “Even if we want to announce our relationship, there is no need for the media to tell it.”

Gu Ye curled his lips, “There’s no need to tell them, let them guess.”

“In today’s society, too many people don’t think from other people’s perspectives, and don’t put themselves in other people’s shoes to think about what happens on what occasion and what the consequences will be? They will only hold up their keyboards and criticize you as a messenger of justice.”

“For example, if you donated 80 million yuan for charity, they will ask, since you have so much wealth, why donate so little? Even if you simply farted, they will ask you are so rich, why do you pollute the air? How many people think they are against the actions of a keyboard warrior, but in fact they are keyboard trolls as well. I don’t need others to point fingers at my life, I don’t need others to judge, and I don’t need their blessings; I only care about my own feelings.”

Hearing that, Yu Ze asked worriedly, “Are you worried that others will say…”

“No,” Gu Ye smiled, “Don’t you already know what kind of person I am? When I retaliate, I don’t give a flying eff who they are. The more they curse me, the harder I will fight. They may not be as good at cursing/scolding as I am. If that fails, I can summon a hundred ghosts. I will make anyone who scolds me unable to sleep and listen to ghosts laughing in the middle of the night every day.”

Gu Ye then took a scallion and put it in the shopping cart. After checking out everything in the list, he looked into Yu Ze’s eyes and said seriously, “But I don’t want you to be scolded by other people. Otherwise, I will not be able to help it and want to take that person’s life away.”

After Gu Ye finished speaking, he was amused by himself. At this point, he really wanted to thank his master for teaching him well. If his master had not been so strict when he was a child, Gu Ye thinks he might have grown into a lunatic, with the suffering he had suffered and the many tragedies he had seen when he grew up.

Yu Ze took Gu Ye’s hand and wanted to hold Gu Ye in his arms. He wanted to crush Gu Ye up, and hide him within his(YZ) bones and blood1. How lucky was he to get this person in his life? Gu Ye was the best return he had ever gotten after investing everything he had in his life.

Even though many people were watching, Yu Ze still held Gu Ye’s hand tightly, regardless of other people’s eyes, and was reluctant to let go for a second.

As expected, a video of the two of them together was exposed online again. This time the video was taken closer, but it was not like it was taken by a professional because the picture was a little blurry, but it was still clear that it was Gu Ye and Yu Ze.

Gu Ye’s Weibo became lively again, and fans were particularly curious about the relationship between the two. Gu Ye’s fans jumped around and shouted at Gu Ye: [Come out and clarify! When there was a scandal with someone else, didn’t you clarify it as soon as possible? Why do you always pretend not to know about it if the scandal was with Yu Ze? You two are about 7 or 8 years apart, right? For Yu Ze to get acquainted with such a young friend, are you two talking about business? Or talking about love?]

This time, Gu Ye didn’t play dead and replied: [Guess?]

Fans: [We don’t want to guess! We want to hear you say it!]

Unfortunately, Gu Ye went offline. Gu Ye went to cook, and the fans were furious (by that one-liner). This person can always use one or two words to make them scratch their heads in frustration!

Yu Ze watched Gu Ye cook and felt that he could do something too, so he said seriously, “I think I can make a soup.”

Gu Ye widened his eyes in shock, “Really?”

Yu Ze washed his hands, “I’ll try to make an egg drop soup.”

Gu Ye looked at the way Yu Ze beat the eggs and laughed dryly, “You do it, I’ll make a white fungus and lotus seed soup for backup.”

Yu Ze was very serious, “You have to believe me.”

Gu Ye nodded, “Okay.”

Then Gu Ye saw Yu Ze directly pour half a pot of water into the pot. Before the water boiled completely, Yu Ze poured in the eggs that were not completely beaten, and then threw in the green onions and ginger, poured vinegar, and started to cook. Seeing that, Gu Ye’s mouth twitched. He silently put the already soaked white fungus and lotus seeds into the soup pot, intending to cook them in a while. They may have to drink 2 bowls to reduce internal heat.

As expected, Yu Ze’s pot of soup was not drinkable at all. It was already a failure visually. President Yu himself did not have the courage to taste it. He said coldly and seriously, “We’ll get a dog in the future.”

Knowing that Yu Ze still wanted to try cooking in the future, Gu Ye hurriedly persuaded, “Dear, please spare the ingredients and the dog. I can be responsible for your meals for a lifetime.”

Yu Ze looked at Gu Ye with deep eyes as he coaxed him. When he heard the word ‘for a lifetime’, his eyes became darker. He pulled Gu Ye into his arms and kissed him domineeringly, “I don’t want to eat anymore, I want to eat you.”

Gu Ye: “…”2


Yu Ze has been an elite in all aspects since he was a child, except for cooking, which he really has no talent for. After being frustrated by the failure, he was unwilling to accept it. He got up early the next morning and looked at the instructions, wanting to make breakfast for Gu Ye.

Gu Ye slept late last night and was tired from the ‘exercises’. To add to it, the room has good sound insulation. Yu Ze almost dismantled the kitchen, but Gu Ye didn’t hear it. It wasn’t until Gu Ye heard a loud ‘BANG’, he was suddenly awakened. Sitting up in a daze, he listened to the direction of the kitchen and his eyes widened instantly; all the sleepiness was scared away. Gu Ye got up and found that he was not wearing any clothes. He ran out, wrapped in a quilt, to see that the kitchen was a mess. President Yu blew up the microwave and broke the electric oven. He fried an egg and ended up with a hole in the pan. He threw the pan away in anger.

“Pfft!” Gu Ye couldn’t help it and leaned against the door frame with his eyes curved.

Seeing Gu Ye, Yu Ze wrapped him tightly with a stern face and carried him back to the bedroom, not saying a word in anger.

Gu Ye poked at Yu Ze carefully, “You are a child of destiny, it is really not suitable for you to go into the kitchen. Please spare it and order takeout.”

Sternly picked up the mobile phone on the bedside, Yu Ze proved with strength that he had money, and international chefs could provide him with 24-hour house call service. Life can be exquisite, but it must not be compromised.

Gu Ye was so amused that he hugged Yu Ze’s waist from behind, laughing so hard that his whole body trembled. He didn’t expect Yu Ze to have such a childish side. It was so cute!

Gu Ye spent half a day analyzing to Yu Ze with all the reasons why a child of destiny like him can’t cook. The remarks made Yu Ze happy, and Gu Ye went back to his own house with peace of mind.

Right after Gu Ye arrived home and stopped the car, Zhao Pengyu and Xia Xiang came to him with things, “You don’t have to go home. Let’s go directly to the hospital, we have bought everything.”

Gu Ye looked back and said, “Did you buy for my portion as well?”

Zhao Pengyu nodded, “Don’t worry, I bought it all!”

Gu Ye didn’t ask what they bought and drove directly to the Affiliated Hospital of Peking University of Medicine. After getting out of the car, Zhao Pengyu took down all the things he bought and divided them among them three. After seeing what Zhao Pengyu bought, Gu Ye was speechless – a basket of eggs, a basket of fruits, and a box of milk powder for the elderly.

Xia Xiang had already contacted their teacher’s wife and knew which ward Teacher Yu was staying in. He walked in front with eggs in his hand and led the way. “If we buy expensive things, Teacher Yu will definitely not accept them. These things don’t cost much, and they also show our thoughts, which is good.”

Thinking about it, Gu Ye agreed and followed behind with milk powder in his hand. As soon as they entered the hospital lobby, Gu Ye heard a young man who was cursing out with unclear words, “Let Diao Qirong come out! It was Diao Qirong who killed my girlfriend. I will make you pay with your life today! Diao Qirong! Come out!”

The young man drank a lot of alcohol and walked unsteadily. He held a stick in his hand, cursing and crying. People around him didn’t dare to get close to him. The security guards of the hospital surrounded him but were afraid of being hit by him, so they couldn’t control him yet. The young man cursed and cursed, then sat on the ground and cried. He pointed at all the doctors and nurses in white clothes and cursed, “You are all liars! You are all demons who take human life lightly! You! You are all executioners! Diao Qirong killed my girlfriend, he killed my girlfriend!”

An uncle who was waiting to see a doctor couldn’t stand it anymore, “Young man, it’s useless for you to make a scene here. It’s not like the doctor didn’t try his best, but there’s nothing he can do if he can’t save her.”

Many people around couldn’t stand it anymore and echoed the sentiment, “That’s right, what’s the point of making a scene in the hospital? The dead can’t be resurrected. If you keep making a scene like this, it will affect other people’s medical treatment.”

“This kind of drunk is totally irrational. Your girlfriend is dead, which means that it’s time for her to die. What does it have to do with the doctor? You should leave quickly. You reeked of alcohol and acted crazy here. It’s disgusting.” A beautifully dressed woman covered her nose with disgust, “Are the security guards all useless? Get him out! It stinks!”

“What did you say? I don’t allow you to say that about her!” The young man stood up angrily when he heard the woman’s ugly words. He wanted to hit her with a stick, but he stumbled and almost fell to the ground. The security guard found an opportunity and rushed forward. He held the young man down and snatched the stick from his hand.

The onlookers applauded the security guard, “Great! This psychopath was apprehended!”

“He went to the hospital drunk and acted crazy, and his family didn’t care?”

“Young man talked like other people had never experienced death in their families. If everyone makes such a fuss every time someone dies, can the hospital still be open?”

The young man was still struggling, and his eyes were red as he shouted, “You guys know shit! Diao Qirong killed my girlfriend! He is a murderer!”

“What nonsense are you talking about? Everyone knows that Dr. Diao is the most famous surgeon, with superb medical skills and a kind person. How could he kill someone? Oh! Dr. Diao is here!”

At this time, a middle-aged doctor in a white coat approached from a distance. He wore glasses and was gentle and elegant. He smiled at everyone who greeted him and seemed to have a good temper.

The moment the young man saw Diao Qirong, he struggled madly, “Diao Qirong! Give Xiao Ya’s life back to me! You murderer! I will kill you!”

The young man was like he had gone crazy, and needed several security guards to hold him down. Diao Qirong said regretfully, “Xiao Ya is my niece. I really tried my best to save her. She has panda blood (Rh-negative) and suddenly had heavy bleeding during the operation. I didn’t have that much blood to replace her loss. I am also very sorry. You can blame me, but I can’t do anything.”

“Don’t be hypocritical!” The young man was like an angry lion, just wanting to pounce on Doctor Diao and bite him to death. The security guard was afraid of accidents happening, so he said, “Doctor Diao, we’ll be taking him outside.”

Diao Qirong sighed and said with a painful expression, “Don’t make things difficult for him, just let him go outside.”

The onlookers sympathized with Diao Qirong. His niece couldn’t be saved in his hands. Doctor Diao must be more upset than anyone else. Now he is troubled by his niece’s boyfriend, and yet he has to think on his behalf. It’s too aggrieved.

Seeing this, Gu Ye patted Xia Xiang on the shoulder, and Xia Xiang nodded knowingly. Watching Gu Ye follow the young man out, Zhao Pengyu asked in confusion, “What’s wrong?”

Xia Xiang shook his head and said with an unpleasant expression, “Maybe Gu Ye saw something we can’t see, resentment or something.”

Raw word count: 8149 (whole chapter)

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