Even The Lame Got Tricked By Me Into Standing Up – Chapter 104

Chapter 104 Gu Ye (ETL)

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Chapter 104 Gu Master’s brand of Antivirus Software

[Banana: It’s a super short chapter today.]

With just a grab, this ghost was pulled out of the phone by Gu Ye. His first reaction was not fear, but staring at his own hand in disbelief. Next, the ghost shouted happily, “I’m out!”

The ghost wanted to jump up in joy but suddenly got kicked in the face. A murderous voice came from above his head, “Sit still!”

Feeling frightened, the ghost finally realized that he had been pulled out of the network and beaten by a human. He raised his head quietly in surprise and looked at Gu Ye’s face. It was a handsome and young face with delicate features, just like the models on the billboard.

“Who are you? Why are you hitting me?”

“Hit you?” Gu Ye said angrily, “Just hitting you is too light of a punishment! Where did you come from, a wild ghost? Trying to scare me in the middle of the night, you want to be beaten huh?!”

At this moment, Zhao Pengyu’s game was over. Without Gu Ye’s help, he fought 2 opponents alone but was beaten to death by an ambush from behind. Zhao Pengyu was very upset about losing the game. He couldn’t see where the ghost was so he pointed in the direction Gu Ye was looking at and said fiercely, “Smack him!”

The ghost was scared and trembled all over, “Don’t hit me! I’m not a bad person… I mean, not a bad ghost. I’m just passing by, just passing by!”

Hearing the commotion, Xia Xiang was also woken up. He sat up and looked at this ghost who was not much older than them, “It’s you huh? Always scaring people in the middle of the night, and likes to go to the girls’ dormitory. What were you doing? If you don’t talk nicely…”

Zhao Pengyu raised his eyebrows, “Smack him!”

Gu Ye kicked the ghost again, telling him with practical actions: If you don’t talk nicely, I’ll smack you now!

“Don’t hit me! I’m Li Ming, I rent a house nearby. I’m an Internet addict, I played games all night for 3 days, and I died suddenly. When I died, I got sucked into the Internet and couldn’t get out.” Li Ming felt more and more wronged, “Do you think I want this? I was at a young age like a flower.”

Gu Ye said coldly, “Don’t play tricks on me, are you trying to scare people in the middle of the night?”

“I… I’m just reminding them not to die suddenly like me?”

“I think you just want to play a prank,” Gu Ye wanted to beat the ghost again, “Have you ever thought about what if they are scared to death for real by you?”

“You went to the girls’ dormitory most often! You stinky hooligan! What did you see? Don’t you believe that I’ll dig out your eyeballs and kick them like fish balls?” Zhao Pengyu couldn’t see the ghost. After cursing, he called Ling Ling, “Help uncle to hit him!”

Ling Ling jumped up and punched the pervert in the face, “Hooligan!”

Feeling speechless, Gu Ye opened Zhao Pengyu’s heavenly eyes (to see ghost) and stood aside with Ling Ling Ling in his arms. His daughter was a very well-behaved child, but she was corrupted by Zhao Pengyu.

Zhao Pengyu finally saw the ghost’s face and asked fiercely, “Tell me! Why are you scaring people?”

At this point, Li Ming realized that no one in this room was normal. There were a few onlookers nearby, all staring at him with eager eyes, ready to attack him if they didn’t agree with him. He didn’t dare to argue, and confessed honestly, “I couldn’t get out of the Internet, so I was very anxious. I kept crawling along the Internet, and I don’t know how I crawled into the school’s line. At first, I didn’t want to scare anyone, I just wanted to see that beautiful girl playing games but she was so bad at it! I wondered, why did she still play when she was so bad at it?”

Gu Ye asked disdainfully, “Why do you even care?”

“I… I just reminded her that it’s not okay to play like this, but I didn’t expect that the girl could really see me. Her scream was so loud that the ceiling almost flipped over. At that time, I realized that someone could actually see me! I don’t have to crawl on the Internet alone anymore! I’m really too lonely, so I tease them every night.” When Li Ming reached this point, he said seriously, “I’m doing a good deed here. I’m afraid they will die suddenly like me, really.”

Zhao Pengyu punched Li Ming, but the punch didn’t hit him. So he turned his head and pulled Kuman Thong over, making him punch Li Ming in the face with his little fist, “They didn’t die a sudden death but instead, they were almost scared to death by you!”

Gu Ye added a punch, “You couldn’t scare me once, so you returned for a second time. You are sure arrogant!”

Zhao Pengyu continued to punch the ghost, “Do you know you are wrong? Will you scare people again in the future?”

Gu Ye said angrily, “When you say other people were scared by you, your eyes are as bright as light bulbs. You just want to see others scared to death and you think it’s interesting. Now you dare to quibble?! Don’t know how to repent! I have seen a lot of little ghosts like you!”

Zhao Pengyu: “Punch him!”

Xia Xiang yawned and watched as Gu Ye and Zhao Pengyu beat Li Ming up. Li Ming still tried to quibble at first, saying that he was doing a righteous act. But soon, he didn’t dare to stand up for himself after being beaten repeatedly. He just thought it was fun to scare people, especially those girls. When he was alive, his appearance was not good, and he was very homely and sloppy. Girls of his age didn’t like him very much and didn’t talk to him. After he died, Li Ming realized that he could enter and leave the girls’ dormitory at will, and he could also scare those ‘noble/snobby’ female college students to collapse and scream, and feel a sense of accomplishment.

After beating this grandson into a pig’s head, Gu Ye sent Li Ming to where he should go. Looking at the watch, it was already past 4.00 am.

Gu Ye, Xia Xiang, and Zhou Pengyu were tired, so each of them took a sofa and fell asleep.

The next day, Gu Ye slept until after 10.00 am. When Gu Ye got up, Zhao Pengyu and Xia Xiang were still sleeping. Gu Ye came to the bedroom quietly but found that his bag had been packed, and all the non-humans were lying in the bag, waiting for him.

Gu Ye smiled and took his bag, walking out quietly of his house. He called Yu Ze and said, “I woke up. I’ll go to find you now.”

Gu Ye drove directly to Yu Ze’s company. By now, the security guards knew his face and let him go in directly. When the receptionist in the lobby saw him, they quickly led the way and escorted him to the lift. The treatment was VIP level.

When Gu Ye arrived at the president’s office, he was told that Yu Ze had gone to a meeting and it hadn’t ended yet. Secretary Liu’s assistant politely said, “Please wait a moment. You can tell me what you need and I’ll prepare it for you.”

Gu Ye smiled and asked, “What did Secretary Liu tell you? Why do I feel that you all look at me in a subtle way?”

The assistant pondered for a moment before saying, “Something like, the president’s wife is here to check on you, be smarter.”

Gu Ye smiled and corrected, “He’s wrong. It should be ‘Your president’s head of the family is here to check on you all’.”

The assistant smiled politely, “I’ll listen to you.”

Gu Ye laughed. Accepting it just like that? So unprincipled?

Little did Gu Ye know that when Secretary Liu took his apprentice, he taught him a principle: If the president is right, the president’s wife is even more right. Don’t refute, just listen to him.

At this moment, a familiar voice was heard from far away. Gu Ye’s eyes lit up and he went out first. Yu Ze was talking to his subordinates very seriously. When he saw Gu Ye jumping out of the door, his eyes softened immediately, and the corners of his mouth curved up. He held Gu Ye’s hand and acted accordingly, “You gave me a scare.”

The acting coaxed Gu Ye to laugh out loud, “Then my plan is successful!”

When the people in the planning department saw that Yu Ze was so happy, they took the opportunity to ask, “President Yu, the project I just mentioned…”

Yu Ze turned his head and turned into a cold expression, “Discuss that later.”

At the side, Secretary Liu couldn’t help laughing. The person from the planning department was too naive. Did he think that President Yu would approve it directly if he was happy? Good temper depends on who he is with.

After waiting for Yu Ze to sign the reports on the table, Gu Ye saw that he had finished his work. So he said, “I’m hungry, I didn’t eat this morning.”

Yu Ze frowned, “Why not?”

Gu Ye smiled and said, “Isn’t it because I want to see you earlier?”

Even if Yu Ze has a temper, it was coaxed away by Gu Ye’s words. He stood up and took Gu Ye’s hand as they walked out, “From now on, 3 meals a day, cannot miss any meals.”

Gu Ye’s mouth was curved up, “Then you have to keep an eye on me, otherwise, humph humph.”

Yu Ze clenched his hand and said in a low voice, “I wish I could tie you to my side and guard you all the time, but if I do that, you will be unhappy.”

Gu Ye pursed his lips, “Can’t you be a little selfish and make me unhappy?”

Yu Ze said helplessly: “How can I bear it?”

Gu Ye couldn’t help but hold Yu Ze’s hand tightly. The more Yu Ze did this, the more touched he was. The more reluctant he was to let go, the more he couldn’t bear to argue with Yu Ze. “Then I will eat well every day in the future and won’t let you worry.”

Gu Ye had always been willful and outspoken, but when it came to Yu Ze, he was coaxed into being a lot more obedient. Yu Ze then raised the corner of his mouth and gently rubbed Gu Ye’s head, “Good.”

After a big meal and regaining his spirit, Gu Ye followed Yu Ze back to the company. When Yu Ze was busy, he lay on the sofa and played with his mobile phone. As long as the two of them were in the same room, they could feel each other’s presence. Even if they didn’t talk, they felt that the air was sweet. Gu Ye enjoyed this atmosphere very much. This kind of down-to-earth feeling was only given by Yu Ze.

Gu Ye logged on to the campus forum again. At this moment, the students were still suspecting that the scary virus was created by Mu Jingzhuo. On the other side, Gu Ye doesn’t know what this bruh what he was thinking. Mu Jingzhuo didn’t argue with the people at all, as if he had silently acquiesced.

Gu Ye logged into his account and replied to the post: [The virus has been solved, it’s not ZZ.]

As soon as Gu Ye popped up, the classmates were stunned: [My male god, why are you helping him?]

The response makes Gu Ye frown. He has a feeling that someone is deliberately trying to stir up trouble and ruin Mu Jingzhuo’s reputation. But Mu Jingzhuo himself is so frivolous and doesn’t defend himself, no wonder he has such a bad reputation.

Gu Ye: I’m just being realistic.

Gu Ye’s fans were scared: [Could it be… Shit! Is it a haunting?!]

In order not to cause panic, Gu Ye replied: [Someone deliberately made trouble. I called the police last night and the person was arrested.]

The students were relieved. It’s good that it’s not a haunting, otherwise, they haven’t slept well recently. Some classmates also came to their senses: [Shit! Why didn’t I think of calling the police?]

Xia Xiang responded with a godly reply: [Because of stupidity.]

The whole forum was silent. That’s an emotional-damage level of comeback!

Gu Ye reminded his friends on WeChat: [Don’t forget to lock the door when you two leave.]

Xia Xiang: [Got it. I just got the news that Teacher Yu is ill and is hospitalized at the Peking University Hospital near our school. Can you come back early tomorrow and we go visit Teacher together?]

Gu Ye replied: [I will go back after lunch tomorrow. Wait for me.]

But Gu Ye did not expect that a simple visit to the teacher would lead to a tragedy.

Raw word count: 3024 (whole chapter)

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