Chapter 103 Gu Ye (ETL) Part 1
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Chapter 103 I’ll beat you to death, you bastard!
[If it rains the day after tomorrow, I will live broadcast myself doing handstand shietting while slurping1 noodles! 8 bowls!]
What a great and bold statement! The guy who left this message became famous all of a sudden.
Generally, student‘s ID information can be found in the messages on the campus network. Soon, this guy was found out by his classmates. He is a 3rd-year senior named Lu Yun, majoring in meteorology, and is an excellent student with both good character and good academic performance. Lu Yun is fair-skinned, wears glasses, and is usually a very serious person, paying special attention to scientific research.
It was because these junior sisters and brothers did not believe in science and blindly believed in Gu Ye that Lu Yun said this in anger. After becoming famous, he was also confused. He only used such a harsh sentence to tell everyone that it would not rain the day after tomorrow! When did he make a bet with Gu Ye?
Countless junior sisters and brothers sympathetically advised Lu Yun, “Senior, why can’t you let this matter go? If Gu Ye can’t predict accurately, it will only make him lose his reputation (for being inaccurate). But if you can’t predict accurately, you will become famous in human history (because of the punishment).”
The juniors persuaded Lu Yun kindly while silently giving thumbs up to the senior’s post, determined to push his comment to the top 1.
It is not necessarily true when their male god said he had a partner. He still looked happy and smiling every day. Who knows if it was a new excuse to decline other people? But to be able to see their senior doing handstand shietting while slurping noodles is the real thing!
Whenever Gu Ye’s classmates saw Gu Ye, they would ask, “Will it really rain the day after tomorrow?”
Gu Ye is stunned by the question and then replies, “The reading from the sky shows that there will be light rain, maybe for a short while, it should not affect the military training.”
All the students who got a positive answer were as happy as if they had bought a lottery ticket. Gu Ye was speechless. These seniors were too mean. How could they be so happy to see the freshmen getting wet in the rain?
It was not until the next day that Gu Ye knew why the seniors were so happy. He went to the campus gossip forum and saw something that caused him to laugh in tears. This post has been pushed to the top 1. The meteorology students began to support Lu Yun and told Gu Ye’s fans not to be so crazy. When the results came out, Gu Ye’s fans would definitely be slapped in the face (by the truth).
In fact, it was not just Gu Ye’s fans who responded to the thread. More students just wanted to watch the fun. All the replies were just hoping for chaos: [Senior, don’t be afraid. I’ll take care of 8 bowls of noodles! Let’s have a big bowl with more meat!]
[Senior, do you like Beef King or Lanzhou Ramen? Do you want dry noodles or soup noodles? How about chilis? I’ll order noodles in advance!]
Gu Ye had a headache watching this commotion. Was it because of the excessive pressure from studying? These people are getting more and more playful. He didn’t take this matter to heart until that day. In the expectation of the freshmen, the sun was still bright. Gu Ye’s fans ran to the field, they were more anxious than Gu Ye, “Where is the rain? Why hasn’t it come yet?”
Until noon, the sky was still clear and the sun was still scorching. The children standing at attention in the military training, couldn’t stand it anymore. During the break, they were discussing, “Is Gu Ye really accurate this time? There is no sign of rain.”
“Don’t worry, my male god has never been wrong.”
“It should be accurate, didn’t he make a bet with the senior? Everyone is looking forward to the punishment of handstand and slurping noodles.”
It was unsure whether it was intentional or not, but at noon each eatery booth opened a separate window to sell various types of noodles, and business was surprisingly good.
In the afternoon, the rain that Gu Ye mentioned still didn’t come, and many students were disappointed, “Gu Ye is not right this time, and he is not that mystical.”
The students majoring in meteorology saw that the weather still didn’t look like it was going to rain, and boldly began to fight back: [What era is it, and you still believe in this feudal superstition? We must believe in science! Research results prove that there is no rain today!]
Students from other majors were very disappointed: [If there is no rain, wouldn’t the senior’s live broadcast (of the punishment) be a failure?]
Those majoring in meteorology were not happy: [What do you mean by failure? Our senior would never lose to start with!]
So, a group of students started to quarrel online as if the matter was not big enough: [If there is no rain, our Gu Ye can also pray for it! Don’t ask me why, it’s possible because he is Gu Ye!]
Students majoring in meteorology: [If people really can pray for rain, our senior can too. In addition to standing upside down and shietting while slurping 8 bowls of noodles, our senior can swim 8,000 meters in a manure pit!]
Lu Yun, who was nervously watching the development of the situation, almost vomited blood when he saw such remarks. He just wanted to say that he couldn’t!
After 2 classes in the afternoon, the free time period began. Zhao Pengyu and his friends wanted to go see the group of unlucky kids (doing military training in the sun), so they invited Gu Ye to play on the field. Gu Ye smiled and said, “Wait a minute, I’ll get an umbrella.”
Zhao Pengyu looked at the sky outside, “Heavenly Being Gu, can the rain you said really come?”
Gu Ye smiled and said, “Summer rain, doesn’t the saying say that it comes and goes at will?”
As soon as the group walked to the field, someone shouted, “Frck, it’s really raining!”
“It’s really raining, it’s a sun shower!”
A classmate quickly took out his phone to check the weather forecast, “The weather forecast shows it’s still sunny! Gu Ye is so scary!”
The raindrops were getting denser and denser, but the sun didn’t mean to hide. Gu Ye opened the umbrella and said with a smile, “There will be a rainbow in a while, remember to take pictures.”
The freshmen who were undergoing military training cheered, and some brave ones asked the instructor, “It’s raining! Are we dismissing?”
At this moment, countless whistles were heard. Gu Ye Ye happened to pass by a squadron, and heard the instructor say unhappily, “Don’t talk! This little rain is nothing! Wear your green hat right! Look up and look forward, show your momentum! Boys, lift your chest! Tuck in your stomach! Lift your hips! Don’t lose to girls in momentum!”2
Gu Ye passed by with an umbrella and smiled. Looking at the children in the rain, he suddenly understood the sense of excitement of his classmates. Seeing the young ones suffer and thinking about his experience last year, it was indeed kind of delightful.
At the same time, the Internet was lively. The classmates sighed that Gu Ye was scary, and shouted for Senior Lu Yun to come out to do a live broadcast. The noodles were ready, let’s have fun together!
The meteorology majors were silent, and the senior said Lu Yun could swim 8,000 meters in the manure pit was even more afraid to speak. Everyone was just watching the chaos as a joke. Who can really watch the senior shietting while doing handstand? They thought that these jokes would be over after this, but unexpectedly, Lu Yun, as the person involved, stood up and posted an apology: [I admit defeat. I apologize to Gu Ye, he does have his own method, and the mysterious art should also be a part that science cannot study. I hope to discuss it when we have time.]
Classmates: [Senior, how about the noodles and shiet while doing a handstand? Is it over like this?]
Lu Yun took a long time to reply: [Words cannot be taken back once said. I can’t be dishonest, but I can’t take off my pants. To perform, it has to be done with the permission of the school.]
Classmates: [Dayum! Senior, calm down and tighten your belt!]
Some people also shouted: [I want to see it! Senior is awesome!]
Seeing these comments, Xia Xiang smiled and told Gu Ye, “Reply online and settle this matter. Give senior a face.”
Gu Ye raised his eyebrows. He didn’t bet with the other party. It was all these classmates who made trouble.
Xia Xiang advised, “You rarely participate in school activities. You are so mysterious and yet you are so popular. Over time, it is inevitable that some people will say that you are aloof and arrogant. The university is a smaller version of the outside society, you have to learn to be more tactful.”
Gu Ye can see that Xia Xiang was worried that he would not fit in, and smiled, “Okay, my military advisor.”
Gu Ye went online and replied: [When did a bet was made? How come I didn’t know about it?]
As soon as Gu Ye has spoken out, countless people screamed in the forum: [Gu Ye is here! Oh my god, my male god also visits gossip forums!]
[Yes, yes, yes, Gu Ye doesn’t need you to do a handstand and shiet. Senior, don’t be impulsive!]
[Ahhh, so annoying! I really want to see the senior’s performance! Gu Ye, don’t make trouble!]
[Hahaha, Gu Ye was forced to come out and reply. Senior Lu Yun is so awesome!]
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There are teachers in school assigned to manage and review posts in the school forum. Seeing this, they also mentioned it to the school leaders, “These kids are making such a ruckus, should we start managing them?”
The principal laughed it off and said, “Let them play. As long as they don’t violate the principles, they can speak freely. We can’t restrict their thinking. We don’t cultivate nerds.”
“Then is Gu Ye’s fortune-telling considered feudal superstition? Should we take care of it?” This question really concerned some teachers. One teacher agreed, “I think we should take care of it. The campus has become a place for chasing stars. To add on that, chasing a star performing mystic arts doesn’t seem right.”
The principal didn’t think much of it. “It’s unnecessary. He studies so well and has set an example. Just treat it as his personal hobby. Besides, he hasn’t set up a fortune-telling stall in the school. Don’t be too harsh on students.”
Since the principal said so, the teachers stopped monitoring it. Some teachers however were curious about how Gu Ye calculated the outcome of the rain. An old professor who studies ancient historical records even wanted to study the origin and inheritance of metaphysics.
After school, Gu Ye was stopped by a tall and thin senior wearing glasses just as he was leaving the school gate. Gu Ye asked in confusion, “Senior, what’s wrong?”
The person said seriously, “Thank you for helping me out.”
Instantly, Gu Ye realized who the person was, and he smiled, “It’s okay, I didn’t start a bet with you in the first place, it was just a joke among classmates.”
Lu Yun pushed his glasses and said seriously, “Still, I want to thank you again. I can try eating noodles upside down, but I can’t afford to shiet upside down.”
Hearing that, Gu Ye’s mouth twitched. This senior was too serious.
Lu Yun confessed his regret, “I said those words in a fit of anger and I said too much.”
Gu Ye nodded quickly, “I understand, impulse is the devil.”
Feeling that Gu Ye was easy to talk to, Lu Yun took a step forward and asked seriously, “How did you figure out that it would rain this afternoon? I used many methods to verify it, but I couldn’t figure out that it would rain today. Can I ask you?”
“This…” Gu Ye said helplessly, “This is my personal method, it has no scientific basis.”
“Impossible, any phenomenon can be explained by scientific principles. The things that can’t be explained can only be that our current technology has not yet reached it.” Lu Yun was very stubborn, “Since you did it, you must have your scientific method.”
Gu Ye didn’t know whether to laugh or cry, “As the saying goes, the sky changes unexpectedly. No matter how people calculate, it’s not as good as the calculation of heaven. So, you can just treat it as the calculation of heaven.”
Lu Yun was still struggling, “Then how did you know that the calculation of heaven?”
This nerd’s brain circuit (way of thinking) is unique, Gu Ye had no way to explain to him so he replied solemnly, “I guessed blindly.”
Lu Yun asked in surprise, “Blind guess? How is that possible?”
But Gu Ye only nodded seriously. Seeing that the other party seemed to really believe his nonsense, he swiftly ran away.
After getting rid of the nerdy senior, Gu Ye arrived at the gate of his community. He went in to buy a bottle of drink because he got hot from all the running. At this time, many students came out to buy things, especially girls, who liked to buy some snacks. When checking out, Gu Ye heard the girl in front of him say, “Have you heard? There has been a new virus recently. It can’t be detected at ordinary times and it will break out in the middle of the night. Reinstalling the system/app is useless.”
“Ah! I know what you mean! There is a girl in the dormitory next to me and her computer was infected with this virus. She was playing games at night when suddenly, the computer screen went black and a man’s face popped out. She screamed in fear. Several dormitories around could hear it and woke up many people.”
“Yes, that’s it. It is said that the time is relatively concentrated. It always happens between midnight and 5.00 am. The affected computer or mobile phone will suddenly turn black, and a man with a ghostly face will pop out of it. The man also could move. It was too scary.”
Gu Ye was a little confused when he heard this. What kind of virus is so humane? It’s a bit like a prank? After returning home, he first checked his computer and mobile phone for viruses. After confirming that there was nothing wrong, he went to bed.
When Gu Ye went to school the next day, he found that many people were discussing the problem of this virus, and it was also hotly discussed on the school’s internal forum.
“I was playing a game last night and was about to finish it when the computer screen went black. That stupid ghost face was laughing at me like a real human being. I almost got scared to death!”
“Yesterday at 2.00 am, I had just finished organizing the data and my computer suddenly got infected with this virus. I was so shocked by the jumpscare that my heart almost stopped. I couldn’t even restart my laptop. I had to unplug the power cord and then, all the data was gone! I worked hard for 3 days! Who invented this virus? It’s so unscrupulous and wicked!”
“Who is more miserable than me? I was reading a horror novel last night! That ghost face suddenly jumped out of my phone! The entire phone screen was filled with that ghost face. My heart was pounding and I almost passed out! It could really kill me! ”
“Which great god knows about this thing/virus? Please kill it! I dare not use my phone or computer at night in the future! Seeking help! Seeking help! SOS!”
In short, everyone hates this virus and has no way to deal with it. So far, this virus has not done anything to damage the computer except scaring people. However, the scare was unbearable. If you have a bad heart, you will be scared to death if it suddenly appears at night.
The more Gu Ye listened, the more he felt that something was wrong. The timing was a bit too coincidental.
Zhao Pengyu saw that Gu Ye’s expression was not right and asked with concern, “Is your computer infected with the virus?”
Gu Ye shook his head.
“That’s good. It seems to be spreading only on campus. It’s fine outside the campus.”
Gu Ye held his chin and said solemnly, “Why do I feel that it doesn’t look like a virus?”
Zhao Pengyu patted Gu Ye’s shoulder and said, “Don’t be so sensitive. If it’s not a virus, what else could it be? So many people reported this matter, so the school will quickly send someone to deal with it.”
Gu Ye didn’t say anything more. Unexpectedly, for 2 consecutive days, the virus spread more and more widely. The frequency of appearance became higher, even spreading outside of the campus. People in several nearby communities and Internet cafes reported that they were almost scared to death in the middle of the night.
Raw word count: 8124 (whole chapter)
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