Even The Lame Got Tricked By Me Into Standing Up – Chapter 102 Part 2

Chapter 102 Li Shan (ETL) Part 2

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Chapter 102 Hehe! Be gone, all of it!

At the same time, someone had already discovered that there was someone upstairs and kindly called the police. The firefighters arrived quickly and they laid a thick air cushion below. After that, they shouted at Chen Hong with a loudspeaker, asking him not to overthink.

Chen Hong was so scared that he almost peed. Seeing the firefighters was like seeing a savior. He cried and shouted, “I don’t want to die! Save me! Quickly come up and save me!”

Li Shan curled his lips. He stood behind Chen Hong and gently pushed him, “Try it.”

“AHHRGH!!!” With a shrill scream, Chen Hong fell straight down and was forced to experience the despair of falling from a high altitude.

The result was that Chen Hong didn’t die, but he had multiple fractures all over his body.

When the police found Chen Hong, he had been lifted into the ambulance. So far, all the people involved in the case have been arrested.

This is a case without evidence, but all the suspects surrendered.

Li Shan’s 4 co-workers concealed the truth and participated in the destruction of the body. So, the hush money of 200,000 yuan in stolen money was confiscated, and they were also held legally responsible.

When Li Shan saw this result, his eyes were neither sad nor happy, but the resentment in his body dissipated bit by bit. He bowed deeply to Gu Ye and didn’t straighten his back for a long time.

Gu Ye said with a smile, “There is still justice in this world. Money can’t buy everything. At least it cannot buy justice, law, or a foolish master like me who doesn’t want money.”

Li Shan said gratefully, “Thank you! I have nothing, except thank you, I don’t know how to repay you.”

“Your sincere ‘thank you’ is enough.” Gu Ye smiled and waved, “Since your fixation is gone, you can go now. Go to where you should go.”

Li Shan’s figure gradually became transparent. Before disappearing, he glanced at the ghost doll and sighed, “If you were my son, how great it would be.”

The ghost doll looked at the disappearing Li Shan with a confused face, “What does Uncle mean?”

Gu Ye explained, “It means Uncle likes you very much and wants a son like you.”

The ghost doll held his own face, and his eyes were almost popped out of shock.

Gu Ye laughed. These two people were destined to be together. “Do you want to go with him to reincarnate? I’ll take you there.”

The ghost doll asked subconsciously, “Are you driving me away?”

Gu Ye smiled, “I just think you two are destined to be together. If you don’t want to leave, you can stay. You are still responsible for the hygiene of the house, but there will be enough food for you.”

The ghost doll happily got into the Cloudy Doll pendant and flew around Gu Ye. “Then I choose to stay!”

After sending Li Shan away, Gu Ye lit 3 incense sticks and bowed to his master’s tablet. “I remember everything you taught me. Even though you have been gone for so many years, I still do it. I seek justice for ghosts, make way for good people, and live with a clear conscience. Master, are you happy?”

The curling light smoke hovered over the tablet, but a tablet would not give him any response.

Gu Ye looked at the cold tablet, aggrieved like a child, “Don’t you miss me? You don’t even come back to see me, and you don’t even give me a dream. How confident are you in me? I found a partner. He’s a man, are you surprised?”

After 2 minutes of silence, Gu Ye touched the words on the tablet with soft eyebrows and raised his mouth, “Old man, I’m living a good life. Don’t worry. I will send you a few beautiful girls another day, be happy~”

Li Shan’s case was quickly closed. This case made the whole police station feel unbelievable. After Mu Jingfei learned about the whole thing, she called Gu Ye, “Are you involved in this case? The way you solved the case is unheard of.”

“Hehe.” Gu Ye squinted his eyes and smiled, neither admitting nor denying.

Mu Jingfei immediately knew that her guess was correct. “Little rascal, if we really want to set up a special department, will you come?”

Gu Ye smiled, “What for? Eat?”

Mu Jingfei said unhappily, “Be the team leader, and you will handle all the special cases. We can continue to cooperate.”

“Then I can’t do it. I won’t punch in every day, and I won’t follow the rules. But I have someone to recommend. He is of the right age and more stable.”

Mu Jingfei chuckled, “I’m just saying it for now. It’s not a sure thing yet.”

Gu Ye narrowed his eyes, “Oh.”

With 2 days left before school starts, Gu Ye packed up his things and moved to find Yu Ze. He pulled the other’s sleeve and acted coquettishly, “Honey, you have to send me to school.”

It was not easy to wait for Gu Ye to finally finish his work, so Yu Ze agreed to whatever he asked, “Okay, I’ll arrange the time in advance.”

Gu Ye took out a card from his wallet, “This is my home key card. Keep it as a backup in case I change my password and forget to tell you. After you send me to school in the morning, remember to deliver my luggage to my house. Also, get someone to wash my car and deliver it to me.”

Yu Ze nodded and agreed, “Okay, let’s go early in the morning. We can catch up.”

Gu Ye said happily, “Other people go to school by themselves, but I’m different. I have a boyfriend who is so handsome and rich. How can I be so good? How can I have such a good vision?”

Yu Ze was amused by Gu Ye and held his hand. Finally enjoying this leisurely time, he said, “You are the best.”

Gu Ye originally wanted to say something cheeky, but was embarrassed by such a sincere compliment, “Let’s go out for a walk. When I came here, I saw a new ice cream shop on the street. I want to eat it.”

It was already dark outside, so it was not so hot anymore. The two of them took a walk after dinner and walked out of the house hand in hand. On the road, many people saw the two men holding hands and looked at Gu Ye and Yu Ze in surprise, but the two of them didn’t care. Whoever wanted to look could look; they were together openly.

Arriving at the ice cream shop, Gu Ye said happily, “I want mango flavor, large portion.”

Yu Ze told the waiter, “Small portion, please.”

Gu Ye said willfully, “I want a large one.”

Yu Ze coaxed, “The large one is too big, you’ll have a stomachache if you eat it, get the small one.”

Gu Ye pouted, “But you said you’d listen to me?”

Yu Ze smiled, “That’s without violating the principle.”

Their order arrived, and Gu Ye held a small bowl of ice cream. He raised his eyebrows and looked at Yu Ze. With a dissatisfied tone, he said, “I find you’re really cunning, always speaking only half of the words. But forget it, who makes you handsome? I’ll listen to you this time.”

The two sat down near the window, eating ice cream, watching the people coming and going outside the window. Gu Ye smiled, “When I get old, I’ll open an ice cream shop.”

Yu Ze looked at Gu Ye tenderly, “Didn’t you say you wanted to open a library?”

Gu Ye shook his head, “I don’t want to open it anymore. My dream has changed again, and I still have to build a temple for the King of Hell. I have many dreams.”

Yu Ze laughed. Gu Ye’s dream was like a child’s, changing at will. After all, he himself was not sure what he wanted to do. “Let’s decide later. I can afford your dreams either way.”

Gu Ye smiled and fed a piece of mango to Yu Ze’s mouth, “Love you.”

On the first day of school, Gu Ye packed his things early, and Yu Ze personally sent him to school. When Gu Ye got out of the car at the school gate, he came across Zhao Pengyu and Xia Xiang. Zhao Pengyu stared at his uncle with resentment. His uncle had never sent him to school since he was a child.

The students passing by realized who Gu Ye was, and he was indeed as described. There was a post on the internal campus forum that said: [Just look at the legs and you will know if it is Gu Ye!]

Gu Ye leaned on the car window and smiled at Yu Ze, “This year’s new schedule has been released. I don’t have classes on Saturdays and Sundays. Don’t come over. I’ll find you.”

Yu Ze smiled and touched Gu Ye’s head, “Okay, I’ll wait for you.”

Only after Yu Ze left that Zhao Pengyu dare to go over. He poked Gu Ye’s shoulder and said disdainfully, “You two are so lovey-dovey, being so lovey-dovey every day. If you two could have children, my little cousin would have been running all over the place by now.”

Gu Ye smiled, “Oh, you wouldn’t understand even if I told you, you single dog. You won’t have a partner before you’re 25 anyway.”

Zhao Pengyu’s mouth twitched, “Is this true? It’s too cruel!”

Gu Ye spread his hands, “I’m just kidding. You can believe it or not.”

The more Gu Ye acted like this, the more unsure Zhao Pengyu felt, “Can you be more serious?”

Gu Ye smiled, “When have I ever been unserious?”

Zhao Pengyu just wanted to say that when he was with them, Gu Ye had very little time to be serious.

The three of them walked in together. Zhao Pengyu felt bitter, “Tomorrow is the new student registration. I wonder how many cute, naive girls will come. Will I really not find a partner in college?”

Xia Xiang joked, “It seems that the new students will have military training the next day. You can go and watch and see if there is anyone who is blind enough to like you.”

Zhao Pengyu was not happy, “How can I be that bad? Why can only blind people take a liking to me?”

Gu Ye read Zhao Pengyu’s face and smiled while shaking his head. Zhao Pengyu will have a smooth love life, but his vision is very high. In recent years, there has really been no one he likes.

The next day, the younger students swarmed in. Like in previous years, the seniors were responsible for receiving them at the gate. As a representative of the whole school, Gu Ye was sent by the teacher of the department to receive the new students. The teacher wanted to let other departments see that we not only have good grades, but also have high looks. Other students will regret not applying for financial management! So, the three of them moved the table early in the morning, holding the school introduction sheet, and were forced to ‘open for business’.

When a junior girl saw Gu Ye, she excitedly shouted, “Senior Gu Ye! Can you sign an autograph for me? I’m your fan!”

Gu Ye’s mouth twitched. What’s wrong with these girls? Why do they all like to study metaphysics?

Another girl came over, but not from the same department. She said excitedly, “I studied hard for you and got into this university. Senior, please sign for me too!”

Not knowing whether to smile or cry, Gu Ye signed and said, “You guys should study for yourself.”

As soon as Gu Ye finished speaking, a sunny boy shouted excitedly, “Senior Gu Ye, I like you! You are so accurate in fortune-telling!”

There was a burst of laughter from the side, and everyone applauded the boy. Xia Xiang praised, “This is the first boy who dares to confess directly to Gu Ye. He has courage and determination!”

Gu Ye: “…”

Zhao Pengyu held up his phone with a sneer on his face, “I recorded it. You have to treat me to a good meal. Otherwise, hehe, these exquisite videos will be sent to my uncle’s phone in the blink of an eye. Then you just wait, you are a fickle little aunt who flirts with others.”

Gu Ye palmed his forehead, “I’ll treat you. Delete it quickly. You are not as cute as the twins.”

Zhao Pengyu smirked, “When they grow up, they will become as unlovable as I, little aunt.”

Gu Ye was speechless, “At least they have some dignity.”

Hearing that, Zhao Pengyu raised his eyebrows. He raised his phone, as if he was holding a sword, “I’m going to send it out! Come on, apologize to me! My ego is so inflated that I’m about to fly up, I tell you!”

Amused, Gu Ye said, “Then just send it out. There are many people who like me, I’m just so outstanding, let him see it.”

Zhao Pengyu asked in surprise, “Who of us is the shameless one here?”

Xia Xiang smiled and chipped in, “Both of you are shameless.”

Gu Ye nodded and added, “You mingle so well with us two shameless people, so you are shameless too.”

Xia Xiang blinked, then realized that he was also fooled in a word game, and he laughed.

Not far from them were senior sisters from other departments, who would tease Gu Ye when they were not busy, “Gu Ye, did you bring your phone today?”

Gu Ye has always refused to accept friend requests using the reason that he didn’t bring his phone. This is a consensus of the whole school, so extroverted senior sisters often tease Gu Ye, asking him if he brought his phone.

This time, Gu Ye smiled and said, “I brought it today.”

The senior student raised her eyebrows in surprise and asked out of reflex, “Can you add me on WeChat?”

Gu Ye smiled and said, “I’m sorry. My partner1 said that I can’t add pretty girls on WeChat, he’s2 very jealous.”

Everyone who heard this looked over in shock. Gu Ye personally admitted that he had a partner! Many people heard this, and the news quickly spread to the campus network. After a short period, the campus forum exploded!

Top #1 campus gossip: [The school grass3 personally admitted that he had a partner!]

Many classmates were curious and wrote: [Countless people were wailing about their broken love.]

Some are advising each other: [Don’t worry, they will never be together! They would break up! That girl is definitely not as pretty as Gu Ye, so she will break up due to her inferiority complex! Then our chance will come!]

Many people also asked: [Is it Yu Ze? He was Gu Ye’s only rumored boyfriend.]

Some people think the statement was unreliable, and Gu Ye was just joking. It’s not like he really gets a man as his partner. It should be some young lady from rich families, maybe a beneficial marriage between 2 families or something.

The comments below can instantly imagine an 80,000-word story of a rich family’s dog blood marriage drama, while the students who study literature can even write short stories. In the end of the story, Yu Ze appears. The marriage snatching ends, and the scene is very intense.

Following the posts on this topic, the top #2 campus gossip: [The new students are here, and they are going to have military training. Shall we go eat popsicles in front of them in a group?]

The sophomores recalled the suffering they had endured as a new student last year. Instantly, thousands of [+1]4 comments popped up. All of them signed up to go to the field together, holding umbrellas and eating popsicles. Whoever does not go will be a dog!

The most interesting thing is the top #3 campus gossip: [I burned incense devoutly in front of the photo of my male god Master Gu, and prayed for Master Gu’s blessing that it would rain during military training.]

It can be seen that the person who wrote the post is a freshman. Many freshmen followed him to worship Gu Ye. The emojis of kowtowing and burning incense can be made into a series. The seniors followed to join in the fun: [Praying for rain during military training too, because training is still required even if it rains.]

Xia Xiang likes to browse the campus gossip forum the most. When he sees these, he takes screenshots and shows them to Gu Ye. He asked, “What do you think?”

Gu Ye almost vomited blood, “Why do they make me feel like I’m dead (the worshipping with incense part)? If I can change the weather, why would I still go to school? I’m an immortal by then!”

Gu Ye couldn’t help it and posted on his long-forgotten Weibo, after blurring the names of the classmates in the screenshots: [Y’all a bunch of cheeky ghosts. There will be no rain tomorrow, but it will rain the day after tomorrow, just wait!]

And so, the top #4 campus gossip: [Master Gu predicted that there will be rain the day after tomorrow! Screenshot as evidence!]

The freshmen who knew Gu Ye jumped up happily and cheered: [Great! Military training will be halted, hahahaha~~~]

More people think it’s impossible: [The weather forecast didn’t say it would rain, how did Gu Ye see it?]

Someone from the academic department posted his analysis: [From the perspective of meteorology, when the radius of a water drop increases to 2-3mm, the gravitational force between water molecules can hardly maintain such a large water drop. When it falls, it is impacted by airflow and splits, causing large water droplets to fall into small droplets. This is also an important reason for the formation of rain in water clouds and mixed clouds with strong updrafts. Now the air pressure is stable, and there are no conditions for rainfall. Scientifically speaking, there will be absolutely no rain the day after tomorrow.]5

Many fans of Gu Ye replied to him: [You are wrong. The process is not important, science is not important. What Gu Ye said is the most important. Gu Ye is a master; if he says it will rain, it will rain!]

Such lax and unscientific fanboy and girl’s fanatical star-chasing behavior caused serious dissatisfaction to the academic guy, who is also a ruthless person: [If it rains the day after tomorrow, I will live broadcast myself doing handstand shietting while drinking noodles! 8 bowls!]

Gu Ye’s fans: “…”

After a short silence, they all silently gave him a thumbs up and sent this warrior’s post up.

Top #2 campus gossip: [If it rains the day after tomorrow, this hero will livestream himself doing a handstand shietting and drinking noodles! 8 bowls! Everyone, let’s wait and see, muah~]

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