王爺你好賤 44 – Forty eight style of O X

“Why are your ears so bad?”
Zhu WuXin gave him a look of despise, then said word-by-word, “I drew this graphical table for OOXX posture, now do you understand?”
The Crown Prince seemed to understood, and carefully looked at the painting he took from her hand.
All the servants present saw the Crown Prince’s expression, one by one turned pale-white from fright.
Afraid that the Crown Prince will flip out, asking them to demonstrate on the spot.
Like a live version of the posture table.
Everyone knew, the Crown Prince’s personality and ideas are quite bold and fearless, no one can afford to offend him.
When his personality attacked, he don’t cut you down. He will be beside you, endlessly talking and you will cut yourself down voluntarily.
This Zhu WuXin was not quite the same with other people though, she didn’t seemed to treat him as the Crown Prince but like an ordinary friend instead.
Saying what she want to say, doing what she want to do, but to actually making fun of the Crown Prince, this was too much.
The figure in the painting has something hanging from the neck, then at the chest wearing peony undergarment.
Other than the Crown Prince and the Imperial Concubine, who else can this be?
But who knew, the Crown Prince looked for a long time, didn’t even have any unpleasant expression.
Instead, he pointed at one of the positions and said, “This position looks good, I’ll go back and practice.”
Everyone in the room instantly fell down to the ground.
A black crow slowly flew out of the room.
Zhu WuXin stretched her neck to look, “Of course, this is the posture table I drew. Comprising of the necessary six eight forty eight (6×8=48) must-have postures when people OOXX. Definitely will have one you can enjoy to the max.”
Listening to Zhu WuXin’s explicit words, the Crown Prince laughed until he almost stopped breathing.
“I really doubt if you are actually a female. If other people heard the words you said today, don’t expect you’ll be able to get married in this lifetime.”
“It’s not your business whether I am a female or not.”
“Of course it’s my business,” he said while throwing a flirtatious glance at Zhu WuXin, “I don’t mind doing the live version of the poses with you.”
-clattering of thunderclaps- [1]
Zhu WuXin fell down from her chair.
After a long moment only she started getting up, using the chair as support, “Your wife will mind.”
“The Imperial Concubine has always been magnanimous, regarding the matter of continuing the family line for the royal family, she won’t mind.”
“On the contrary, she will be very pleased to have such a sister like you.”
A moment of ‘PILIPALA'[2], even the table was pulled down by Zhu WuXin, the ‘kuang kuang’ sound echoed.
“Crown Prince, you are magnanimous. For the sake of my frail body, please forgive me.”
“This small one is still young, no experience and cannot withstand shock.”
Seeing her being flustered, the Crown Prince laughed even more happily.
Every time he teased her, she always be able to reply with some bizarre words.
Listening to her words was more fun than exchanging flirting glances with other woman.
“Yi? Was that really true?”
“Then this ‘one two three four, two two three four, three two three four, turn the body over and do it again.’ , what does it means?”
“……”
Fine, speaking on behalf of the Central I declare, You Won! —— [3]

Translator note : Cheesus Christ, that crapload of modern chinese reference and noise-words (;w;)

[1] : 「霹裡匡啷」 – This is what the author wrote, I have tried my best

[2] : 「辟里啪啦」 – This is what the author wrote, I have tried my best

[3] : 「……」得，我代表中央發言，您，贏了! – Chinese words for those who want to know. According to someone in NU, WuXin was using a tone some officer used in some formal speech, announcing ballot winners maybe? And oh, Central means Mainland China and usually used by Hong Kong people to refer to Mainland China.