王爺你好賤 52 – Suffocated to death by fart

52


So, our Zhu WuXin started her life working in a restaurant.
And the so-called going to kitchen to help out, it was actually to wash dishes.
But after around ten days, she took the initiative to ask Shopkeeper Li for a change of arrangement.
Shopkeeper Li thought her Miss temper was acting out, and was about to despise her a bit in his heart.
Who knew, in bitter tears and running nose she said, “The brother in kitchen was too formidable, as a Fart God.”
“How much of beans did he ate from day to night ah, to be able to let him produce so many farts. Shopkeeper, do you know ah, every quarter of an hour he will fart once.”
“Or do you know that kind of stink can cause people to commit suicide? Shopkeeper, the place I washed the dishes happened to be right behind his butt. If you want me to farted until I committed suicide by hanging, you can continue keeping me there.”
Upon hearing her reason, Shopkeeper Li became speechless.
Zhu WuXin’s these ten days of resentment, how can it be that easy to calm down?
“Also, if someone asked you how did I died, please be sure to tell them that I was fumigated to death by fart ah!”
In order to prevent the people in the shop from being scared away by Zhu WuXin’s ghost wailing cries, Shopkeeper Li decided to transfer Zhu WuXin from back department to the front desk.
She will be responsible to send dishes to the customers, in addition of taking orders.
At first Shopkeeper Li just wanted see her being a joke, waiting for Zhu WuXin to make mistakes.
Who asked her to be a Miss, such a rare opportunity for servants to order a Miss around, how can he let go such a good opportunity?
However, he miscalculated.
Zhu WuXin has thoroughly let him see the opposite, and he can’t stop staring.
The dirty dishes she washed were very clean, sending dishes was also quick, even helping customers to place order.
From her re-arrangement of those dishes names, she must have spent quite the effort to do it.
Even himself who was standing by her side, listening to her introducing the restaurant’s special dishes, he can’t help but want to place an order too.
Moreover, the most important thing was ever since she came to the front desk, Shopkeeper Li found out that the performance of MengXiang Restaurant has rose a few hundred points.
Her competency as a waiter was really impressive.
He was suspicious of this Miss who was usually closed up in her bedroom, how can she be this awesome?
Zhu WuXin saw him looking disbelief, felt proud of herself.
What kind of joke is this, she was the benchmark for females from 21st century after all.
What is the 21st century all about?
Women being treated like men, and men bring treated like livestock
To be honest, she is a man (tomboy).
So, it will be too underestimating of the New Century’s annoying rules if this kind of small matters can give her any problem.1
[Translator note : WuXin, what gibberish are you talking about? Even though I’m also from the same century, but I don’t understand ;w; ]
Even though she was a bit busy in the restaurant, a bit tired too but it’s good that it gave her a sense of fulfillment.
To be able to distance herself from the few plagues at home, her excitement was filled to the brim.
But if only this person who suddenly appeared in front of her didn’t have the facial expression of a miner2, then her world is really beautiful.


1. 所以,這點小活能難倒她,那也太小看新世紀的磨人法則了。 – It sounds weird even when it’s in Chinese so I’m putting it here for you guys to check↩
2. 臉色不要跟那礦工似的 – That means his face is dark, as in angrily dark.↩