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“Give you.”

Seeing that Shui Ruoshan stared unblinkingly at him, Yin Suye felt he must be feeling hungry, so he immediately placed the freshly roasted wolf meat on his(SRS) hand, indicating that he can start eating. After that, Yin Suye squatted down and continued roasting more wolf meat.

“…”

Even when he was being given a skewer of nicely done roasted wolf meat, Shui Ruoshan still has yet to react. He still stare dazely at Yin Suye, not even blinking his eyes. Or you could say, he started looking like that when Yin Suye brought him to this place with enchanting scenery. When they arrived here, Yin Suye led him to sit on some comfortable-looking grass to rest.

Just like this, Shui Ruoshan sat at a side and watched with a stunned expression as Yin Suye took out the wolf’s body from his space ring and some simple spices; skillfully cut the body up, cleaning, skewering, building fire…

From those skillful movement, it was very clear that this was not the first time Yin Suye did these. For the first time, Shui Ruoshan felt that Yin Suye’s capability is beyond his imagination. Although he has been working very hard to set the villain’s setting to be perfect, he didn’t write that he(YSY) is perfect in everything ah!

Not only Yin Suye know some life skills, he seemed to be quite skillful in roasting meat as well! Perhaps he(SRS) is making a mountain out of a molehill because what he didn’t write in the novel doesn’t mean that Yin Suye doesn’t know it.

“It’s not hot.”

Seeing that Shui Ruoshan still haven’t eat the meat, Yin Suye gave his confirmation. He has blowed on the meat before giving it to Shui Ruoshan so one can confidently eat without getting burnt from the heat.

“Oh.”

The roasted meat in his hand smelled fragrant and it looked tempting too but the moment Shui Ruoshan thought of the gory murder scene of the wolves, he doesn’t feel like eating anymore. The psychological shadow given by that blood-splattered horrible scene was a bit too much!

But then when he remembered the meat in his hand was specially roasted by Yin Suye to him, Shui Ruoshan felt he would let down his(YSY) good intention if he didn’t eat it. Especially when he recalled the anticipating look on Yin Suye when he(YSY) said he would let him(SRS) eat roasted meat, he simply couldn’t say anything to refuse. With this thought, Shui Ruoshan endured the feeling of nausea and opened his mouth, ready to bite with an utterly fearless spirit…

“If you don’t want to eat, then don’t force yourself!”

Before Shui Ruoshan could bite on it, Yin Suye has grabbed the skewer and flung it away without any hesitation. He looked rather displeased and angry. Just that he was not angry at Shui Ruoshan for not appreciating his good will, he was angered by his own incompetence instead. If he has yet to understand Shui Ruoshan’s rejection towards the wolf meat by now, then he must be stupid. Previously, he only saw that the other person was hungry and that he wanted to quickly get something for Shui Ruoshan to eat. That was why he picked the readily available wolf meat on the spot.

Plus, there were only some simple spices in his space ring. He couldn’t prepare any complex dishes so he chose the more convenient method – roasted meat. However, he forgot Shui Ruoshan was not like him who has already used to killing, but a small child who couldn’t tolerate bloody scenes.

He actually made such obvious mistakes?

This is really un-thoughtful!

He has already decided to give everything to this person who he decided to trust, but not only he couldn’t give the best to him(SRS), he caused him to go hungry instead. Making such a bad choice, he really doesn’t know how to take care of other people.

Looks like he need to properly learn how to care for other people!

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Yin Suye ignored Shui Ruoshan’s blind worries, and took a long sword glimmering with cold light out from his space ring. Because he was still holding onto Shui Ruoshan’s hand, he could easily cross through the barrier this time. The moment he went out from the barrier, Yin Suye let go of Shui Ruoshan’s hand and left that person inside the cave. He then walked towards the pack of wolves by himself.

That pair of boots embroidered with fine patterns stepped directly onto the bloodstains and those corpses which perished under his swords earlier; making a light sound on the floor. Feeling that the incoming person is not easy to handle, the wolves stopping biting on the corpses and formed an attacking stance against Yin Suye.

Facing those menacing wolves, Yin Suye’s expression didn’t change at all. He just raised the long sword in his hand, and a wolf’s life was gone between the time his sword was raised up and lowered down. There were no excessive motions, his attacks were scarily neat. Corpses littered behind him as he walked in a speed not fast nor slow.

Yin Suye’s relaxed and carefree style, caused the Shui Ruoshan who was staying inside the barrier to have an illusion. Yin Suye was not fighting a brave battle against the wolves, he looked like he was playing a ‘watermelon cutting game’ instead! Because of this association, Shui Ruoshan doesn’t feel that terrible anymore upon seeing the bloody hell-like scene caused by Yin Suye!

“Let’s go.”

After finishing the last giant wolf, Yin Suye returned to the barrier and extended his hand towards Shui Ruoshan.

“Oh.”

Shui Ruoshan hesitated for one second but he still stretched his hand out of the barrier and placed his hand on Yin Suye’s hand. He obviously know that the hand he is holding right now took away numerous life but strangely, he doesn’t feel much sense of rejection.

Although Yin Suye just created a one-sided massacre, he didn’t let any part of his body to be stained by blood. He didn’t have any trace of injuries, as if he is telling other people that on the battle ground, he is the God who controls the whole world!

“Uncomfortable?”

Yin Suye lightly frowned when he lowered his head and saw Shui Ruoshan’s pale white face who was striving to maintain his calm.

“Just couldn’t adapt for a bit.”

As a modern person, one’s heart would still instinctively produce fear and rejection when facing this kind of gory scene, no matter how much preparation was done. Even if he is the author of this world and is familiar with the law of the jungle in this world, plus has read and watched numerous horrible death scenes in novels and TV, it doesn’t change the fact that he is a stay-home nerd who never kill even a chicken in his life.

He probably should be grateful of himself for having the ability to maintain a calm face even if Mount Tai collapsed in front of him. With this ability, he could prevent himself from showing any ugly expressions and maintain a normal expression as usual. He need to give himself countless praise for this unique skill of his ah!

“Then don’t look at it.”

As he said that, Yin Suye blocked Shui Ruoshan’s eyes with one hand and used the other hand to pull Shui Ruoshan^[1]; avoiding countless bodies and bloodstains on the floor and walked towards the outside of the forest.

1. Sounds super romantic but… can you imagine the exact posture? :v Me think the other hand should be placed on SRS waist instead

“En.” Shui Ruoshan didn’t reject his(YSY) action.

In this kind of environment, it gave one a very relieved feeling to have one person that you could completely rely on. His eyes were covered by Yin Suye’s big palm, Shui Ruoshan uncomfortably blinked his eyes. It caused his long eyelashes to brush the palm of Yin Suye’s hand, and his(YSY) fingers unconsciously opened a little gap in between.

From the gap between Yin Suye’s fingers, Shui Ruoshan could take a glimpse of the situation outside. And the first thing Shui Ruoshan saw was Yin Suye specially turned back and put the body of a giant wolf into his space ring before they leave the place.

At that instant, the emotional feeling Shui Ruoshan had from seeing someone being killed, ah no, something being killed was gone. What left was a complete feeling of helplessness.

How persistent Yin Suye actually is regarding the matter of roasting wolf meat ah?

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“How come the pack of wolves is still outside?”

Shui Ruoshan walked out with Yin Suye after he swept the treasures back into the space ring. He stopped immediately when he reached the entrance of the cave, because the wolves have yet to leave; keeping unwaveringly outside the barrier. He could clearly feel that the moment they appeared, the wolves whose eyes were flashing with green light stopped bothering with the numerous corpse around them and directed their attentions on them. If not for the barrier blocking them, Shui Ruoshan believes the pack of wolves would pounce over that instant.

“Want to eat roasted meat?”

Yin Suye seemed to not notice the sense of danger from the wolves, he turned his head around and started asking Shui Ruoshan seriously regarding the matter of food. Obviously, he still remembered being accused of stealing the steamed bun by Shui Ruoshan and this scene in front of him gave him a good suggestion; he understood that he could make up for his previous mistake using other approach.

“…”

What is this weird ‘Bull’s head doesn’t match horse’s mouth'(irrelevant) conversation?

For the first time, Shui Ruoshan started to doubt his own IQ. Why couldn’t he keep up with Yin Suye’s trains of thought? How come he couldn’t understand the meaning of his words very well?

Wait a minute!

The word roasted meat and the pack of wolves instantly gave him a very bad combination.

“Could it be you wanted to give me roasted wolf meat?”

This guess is really too ruthless alright?!

“En.”

Yin Suye couldn’t understand what Shui Ruoshan was fussing about. Going out to the world for experience and for training own abilities, he never bring too much household goods with him.
Especially food, because you can always catch one on the spot. Plus they are now inside the forest where the fog were the densest. Right now, they don’t have to worry at all as the pack of wolves in front of them is a very good choice.

“…”

Shui Ruoshan doesn’t have any expectation at all for this roasted meat by Yin Suye. He was a nerd (staying inside the house all day) who doesn’t have much life skills. Roasting meat is a high level life skill, so he really doesn’t possess any knowledge of it.

He is really losing face on behalf of all those transmigrator seniors, because he couldn’t act like a normal protagonist who could rely on their superb cooking skills, conquering ‘sisters’, awe-ing ‘brothers’^[1] and charming spiritual beast…

1. comrades

Sure enough, those tales about book transmigration are all lies!

As for Yin Suye, he never write about him in this matter^[2] before he has no expectation! Even though Shui Ruoshan is used to being kicked into a pit by this parallel world, he still felt that the level of endurance in his heart was not high enough. At the very least, he couldn’t accept the fact that he will soon going to get downgraded from a civilized person to a primitive man who eats wild wolves.

2. Probably talking about he never wrote anything about YSY could cook

What with this pit ah?

“Can you really handle so many wolves with just you alone?”

Shui Ruoshan reacted a bit late. Rather than being concerned whether to eat wolves meat or not, he should be more worried on how to deal with the wolves and how to leave safely after that. One need to know, both of them almost died under the wolf’s jaw before.

“Hmph!”

Yin Suye coldly hmphed with disdain. The disdainful eyes clearly showed his proudness that he didn’t put the wolves in his eyes. He deliberately held back previously and showed a sorry look in order to test Shui Ruoshan’s attitude. Now that the wolves no longer have any use, it’s fine to just eliminate all of them.

“…”

As expected from Yin Suye, the perfect villain created by him(SRS). With just a cold hmph, he(YSY) vividly displayed the arrogance and cool aura of a professional; so handsome to the point he couldn’t be more handsome!

Not sure if the hole^[3] in his brain is too, too big, he always had a feeling that Yin Suye’s slight tilted head looked unusual. His gestures felt like the arrogance of sentient beings, as if he was saying ‘You stupid mortals, kneel and lick this Queen’s feet!’.

3. implying his own stupidity

What with this obviously wrong scenery?

This villain, does the author know that you are being OOC?^[4]

4.Online slang alert, this Banana don’t understand. Raw at the bottom for anyone who wanna know.

*fall down*

He felt like he is becoming like those godforsaken rotten authors!

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Banana : Raw : 反派你怎么崩，作者造吗？

“Since you are hungry, you should quickly get something to eat ah!”

The moment he heard that Yin Suye admitted that he was hungry, Shui Ruoshan who ‘gets to step down from the stage’^[1] don’t feel so awkward anymore; immediately came back to life with full vigor. His eyes were staring unblinkingly at the space ring on Yin Suye’s finger, silently urging him to quickly take out the food.

1.Had an excuse to escape embarrassment

“Alright.”

Yin Suye started to search for food from his space ring and finally pulled out a little mantou(steamed bun).

“Is there anymore food?”

Waiting for some time and not seeing Yin Suye taking out other food, Shui Ruoshan suddenly had a bad premonition in his heart.

“No more.”

Yin Suye’s expression stiffened, but his face returned to its usual expression very quickly so no one realized something unnatural from him.

“No more?!”

Shu Ruoshan didn’t grab the steamed bun from Yin Suye’s hand right away. His mind that was filled with the thoughts of food had a hard time accepting the fact that there is only one steamed bun available. Although this steamed bun looked cutely plump and white, it didn’t change the fact that this is just a tasteless steamed bun!

“En.”

Yin Suye replied with a very confirmed tone. Then he had a thought, and placed the one and only steamed bun on Shui Ruoshan’s hand, indicating that he should eat it.

“….”

Accepting the steamed bun, Shui Ruoshan felt the impulse to cry a river. How could one survive without delicious food? Moreover, what with this feeling of not wanting to accept in his heart when Yin Suye gave him the only food he(YSY) had?

Don’t think that this steamed bun looked normal from the outside, God knows how long has it been stored inside the space ring. Not sure if it has expired or not? Taking it in his hand, not only he couldn’t feel the soft ‘boing’ feeling from the bun, it was so hard it could cut his hand.

This is too risky!

But he is hungry now, he could only choose to eat this bun. Otherwise, he would have to continue starving. Comparing to that, he should fill his stomach first to gain upper hand of the situation. With an aggrieved feeling, Shui Ruoshan bit into the steamed bun…

The next second, the child spat out the bun with tears flowing from his eyes.

He actually couldn’t take a bite out of this bun from parallel world?

This strong bite from him only left two shallow teeth marks on the bun, he didn’t manage to eat anything from this bun! This is hurting his pride too much! With this one bite, his teeth felt like they are getting loose and it was very painful! This steamed bun was not the same type with the one from Earth at all, it definitely didn’t born from his pen!

One should know, the novel he wrote was a fantasy novel and not a foodie novel. He won’t stay up late to write about food innovation, so the food in his novel was simply directly copied from Earth’s culinary. Then, how come this steamed bun could be so different? Everything from the parallel world cannot be measured by common sense indeed. Even the most common steamed bun has undergone an unknown change?

“You gave me a stone instead of a steamed bun, right?!”

Shui Ruoshan raised the steamed bun at Yin Suye and began to complain.

It must been stored too long that it hardened enough to be comparable to stone. That’s why he couldn’t bite into it. He is definitely not acknowledging that his current body is too spoiled and couldn’t suffer bitterness, which was why he couldn’t adapt to this kind of shoddy food.

Yin Suye was shocked this unexpected spectacle.

Especially when he looked at Shui Ruoshan’s pitiful teary look, he even almost agree with his complain and thought that he(YSY) had taken out some unknown items instead of steamed bun. But Yin Suye is Yin Suye, he immediately recovered from shock and reached out to take the steamed bun from Shui Ruoshan’s hand.

“It is a steamed bun.”

Yin Suye gave his confirmation after a careful inspection of the bun.

Seemed to afraid that Shui Ruoshan won’t believe him, he put the bun straight into his own mouth and gently chewed. He managed to eat the bun very easily. It was not obvious to Yin Suye that in order to prove that the bun was eatable, the part he took a bite from was exactly where Shui Ruoshan left his two shallow teeth marks. Similarly, Shui Ruoshan also didn’t notice this detail either. What he saw was a steamed bun missing a big part of itself, and that Yin Suye has proven to him that it was indeed just a steamed bun.

Therefore, his malicious accusation that it is a stone was completely untrue.

Yin Suye, it’s not right for you to disassemble other people’s ‘stage’2 so directly!

“It’s a bit hard.”

Seemed to notice that Shui Ruoshan’s emotion was not right, Yin Suye thought for a moment and decided to comfort the other person a bit. Plus he didn’t say anything wrong. This steamed bun probably was stored a bit too long in his space ring so it was harder than a fresh one; can be considered a bit hard to bite into it.

“…”

Yin Suye, what with this coaxing tone normally used on children? Even if you wanted to comfort him, please be more professional! At the very least, your tone should be a bit more sincere. Your expressions should be a bit more in place, and your actions should coordinate a bit more!

You are not convincing at all, using that serious expression to say this conclusion! And what is ‘a bit hard?’?! Are you saying that it’s normal for this small and weak me to not able to bite into the bun?

The most annoying thing was Yin Suye gave this conclusion after eating the steamed bun, so it was even less convincing!

“You ate my steamed bun!”

This was purely Shui Ruoshan not feeling happy that he started looking for trouble with the other person; as if he wanted to balance back his mentality. Although Yin Suye was the one who gave the bun to him but since the thing has been given to him(SRS), it was considered his thing already. Yin Suye actually ate his steamed bun without his permission, this behaviour is not correct!

Moreover, the most hateful thing was he didn’t get to eat anything. Yin Suye has eaten a big part of the only ration. He(SRS) who was very hungry to the point ‘his chest stuck to his back’, how could he endure this ah?!

At this instant, Shui Ruoshan felt despaired towards this world that was full of malice!

This bullying is too much, alright?!

He want to return to Earth, strongly requesting to return to Earth!

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“Yin Suye, you have been fighting earlier, then went treasure-hunting followed by breaking traps. Don’t you feel that you have exerted a lot of energies?”

Raising his head, Shui Ruoshan looked at Yin Suye with hopeful eyes, hoping that he(YSY) will catch his drift and take the initiative to say ‘that matter’ out. At the same time, he realized that whenever they fell into silence, the one who usually raised a new topic was him. This time was no exception either.

“Hmm?”

Obviously, Yin Suye’s thoughts and his thoughts were not on the same channel. He(YSY) couldn’t keep up with him(SRS) voicing his abrupt thoughts, so he(YSY) was not able to immediately understand his(SRS) words.

“I just wanted to remind you that for the sake of your body, you need to…”

Eat ah! After that, you can casually call me to eat together with you.

Not waiting for Shui Ruoshan to explain what he really wants, his stomach made the first move and issued a ‘gululu’ sound, exposing his physical condition to the other person. A faint blush instantly colored Shui Ruoshan’s face; it was really awkward. His stomach is definitely a pig teammate(stupid) at his side, that sold out its teammate without reservation!

In order to get food, he has been using a tactful tone to show his care for Yin Suye’s body while indirectly reminding the man to replenish energy. But now that his stomach cried out at the wrong time, wouldn’t that clearly telling the other person that he was actually hungry and want to eat?! This time, he really lost his face big time because he lose his face in a parallel world instead!

“Hungry?”

Looking at Shui Ruoshan being angry with himself to the point of wanting to drill into the ground, the corner of Yin Suye’s mouth slightly curved up. This child not saying what he really wants was very amusing. But regarding food, it was indeed his fault for neglecting that matter. A child’s body couldn’t endure hunger after all.

Furthermore, it has been more than half a day since he first met Shui Ruoshan. He didn’t see him eating anything so he(SRS) could be consider very good already to only call out hunger right now.

“No!”

Being so directly attacked on his embarrassing point, Shui Ruoshan directly denied without thinking. However, the moment his words were out, he immediately regretted it. His behavior was exactly a model example of ‘No, I don’t have 300 dollar behind my back’^[1]!

1. Exact words are 此地无银三百两, link at the bottom for those understand Chinese. For those who don’t, it simply means a guilty person exposed himself instead the more he tried to hide it

Shui Ruoshan : “Actually, I am a little hungry.”

After a moment of thoughts, he reluctantly admitted it. After all, the facts were all laid in front of him, he couldn’t refute it.

Shui Ruoshan : “Actually you don’t have to mind my ‘little hungry’, really!”

But in order to keep the last shred of his dignity, Shui Ruoshan acted like he was not that hungry and that it wouldn’t matter if he eats now or not.

“…”

The child was obviously hungry but still stubbornly insisted the opposite, Yin Suye’s mouth couldn’t help but twitched a bit. Even Yin Suye himself didn’t notice that there was a hint of slight pampering in his eyes and he had a few degree of gentleness at this moment. That kind of aloft arrogance with a soft atmosphere, plus his dazzling and perfect appearance was absolutely the image of ‘The Light of The Sun’.

Yin Suye : “I’m hungry, want to eat something.”

In order to prevent Shui Ruoshan from continuing on this unnecessary trifles, Yin Suye helplessly indulge the child by taking this ‘black pot(blame)’ on himself. In his mind, Yin Suye felt that Shui Ruoshan would be the one and only person in this world that could make this Supreme Human King willingly taking a blame for another person!

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“Actually, can I give you a prediction, free of charge?”

Shui Ruoshan felt like he is a promoter who was trying to persuade his customers to buy his products. In order to convince Yin Suye that he(SRS) is a Seer, he must prove his identify with strong evidence.

“Can.”

With just one glance, Yin Suye could guess that Shui Ruoshan must have made up some strange things in his mind. But he didn’t speak out (to ease the misunderstanding) and followed along the conversation. Nobody could face a pair of big watery eyes filled with hope and refuse the request.

“Yin Suye, you will become the Supreme King in the future!”

Receiving Yin Suye’s permission (for free prediction), Shui Ruoshan was eager to prove his ability and ended up saying the man’s highest achievement in the future. As soon he mentioned the title Supreme King, Shui Ruoshan then started to realize what he had said. He didn’t seem to have seriously summed up the division of power levels in this world.

When he first decided on the setting, he just divided 天/地/玄/黄^[1] to 4 stages with 9 levels in each stages.

1.The author is too lazy. He went and took the first sentence out from the Thousand Character Text 千字文 as the martial art stages in his novel. More info + link at the bottom.

[Banana : 天(Sky) 地(Earth) 玄(Profound Mystery) 黄(Yellow :v)]

The practitioners from Sky stage are known as Sky practitioners. After one leveled up over the 9th level of Sky stage, they would be called Earth practitioners. Similarly, passing over the 9th level of Earth stage would become Profound practitioner. Lastly, it would be the Yellow2 Imperial practitioner. For anyone who managed to breakthrough the peak of this world’s power system – that is the 9th level of Imperial stage, then he would become the Supreme King.

Furthermore, there would be only one Supreme King in each race.

The leader of the humans is called the Supreme Human King.
The leader of the demons is called the Supreme Demon King.
The leader of the dragons is called the Supreme Dragon King.
The leader of the elves is called the Supreme Elf King.

In order to add more uniqueness to the status of the Supreme King, Shui Ruoshan stated in the novel that each race could only produce one King at one time. Only when the present King passed away that the next King could be born. Otherwise no matter how powerful you are, one would still unable to break through this rule to level up from Imperial stage level 9 to Supreme King stage.

And this is where the title of his novel [The Strongest King in History] came from.

“En.” Endless emotions ran inside Yin Suye’s deep eyes.

Supreme Human King , such a familiar title.

In his past life, he indeed became the one and only Supreme Human King but he still couldn’t avoid being betrayed and found himself utterly isolated.

“…”

Shui Ruoshan was speechless that Yin Suye didn’t show any special response after he disclosed this explosive newson him. How could he(YSY) give him such a bland ‘En’?! This reaction doesn’t follow common sense at all! When a normal person heard this exciting news of himself being the future Supreme King, shouldn’t he express a very joyous emotion? Or looked a bit proud? Or being humble, that’s fine too.

…..

At this moment, anyone showing any kind of extreme behavior is not surprising. After all, people would always do some kind of actions they normally don’t do when they are excited. That’s why this kind of unresponsive reaction from Yin Suye is the most unreasonable action ah!

Should he sigh? Could it be that Yin Suye is really a patient suffering from facial paralysis?

He has yet to express his dissatisfaction to Yin Suye for his reaction, when Yin Suye pulled him towards himself.

Shui Ruoshan : “What are you doing?”

Seeing that Yi Suye’s expression suddenly became very serious, Shui Ruoshan couldn’t help but felt nervous.

Yin Suye : “Are you alright?”

Yin Suye pulled the person to stand in front of him, then began to inspect Shui Ruoshan’s body.

“Why wouldn’t I be alright ah?”

Shui Ruoshan was puzzled by Yin Suye’s actions but at the next moment, he really wanted to tell Yin Suye something. He(SRS) is alright so please don’t casually touch him or he will scream for help from harassment!

“You are indeed special!”

Upon confirming that Shui Ruoshan doesn’t have any problems, he released him.
Because there was always a Seer hanging around that Huang Beichen who had been going against him, Yin Suye was quite familiar with some information regarding Seers.

For example, the farther the Seer wanted to predict the future, and the stronger is the power, the impact of the action would be even greater…
More preparations needed for the prediction and one would need to pay a greater cost. One wrong move will incur backlash, and might even cause death.

That was also a reason why Seers won’t simply predict something for other people.

At first, Yin Suye thought Shui Ruoshan would give him some random prediction that wouldn’t damage his(SRS) body, so he agreed with curiosity. But then who knew that he(SRS) doesn’t have any common sense at all? He actually picked the most high-leveled prediction that would require the greatest cost; this is too rash! He doesn’t want to lose someone he could finally trust to something unexpected like this.

“Naturally!”

Not knowing that he has carelessly exposed something about himself, Shui Ruoshan took Yin Suye’s words as compliment without any guilt.

“En.”

After a careful inspection just now, Yin Suye calmed down when he was certain that Shui Ruoshan didn’t pay the price for giving out such an advanced prediction. Although he was unable to find out what kind of secrets Shui Ruoshan was hiding, he was very clear that Shui Ruoshan is what he described himself; a very special person!

“…”

Yin Suye, could you not provide this concise ‘En’ as an answer every time ah?

You are taking too much of a shortcut, alright?!

He had decided that from now on, he will despise this kind of unclear answer!

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Banana: The author is too shameless *face-palmed* Took the words right out from the Thousand Character Text (千字文). This is like you pick the first 4 words from the first page of a dictionary :v Here’s the WIKI for this Thousand Character Text, read it and you will understand what I’m talking about.

“You are a Seer?!”

In his heart, Yin Suye has tried to guess all kinds of answer and did all kinds of predictions before but when he finally heard Shui Ruoshan’s answer, he still felt quite incredible. The gap between Shui Ruoshan’s image and the profound mystery of a Seer was far too great.

Comparing to this hidden profession as an Incantation master which almost nobody knows, a Seer is a well-known and noble profession.

A Seer in the eyes of the people could be said almost synonymous with the word omnipotence. A Seer is well-versed in geography and astronomy, plus could look back into the past and gaze into the future. Other than that, a Seer could help people with life-threatening events to change their lives…

Unfortunately, people with prophetic gifts were like a handful in a million and people who could truly be a Seer were even lesser. Raising the level of a Seer is incomparable harsh, even one whole nation doesn’t have what it takes to cultivate a true Seer.

This is also the reason why a Seer would be worshipped and possesed high status.

“Correct, I am a Seer!”

Shui Ruoshan nodded with confirmation, not feeling guilty at all. His rank as an author is more advanced than a Seer no matter how you look at it!

“But as far as I know, Seers couldn’t see^[1] and on top of that, they shouldn’t be able to use other power ba?”

1.blind

Yin Suye looked up and down over Shui Ruoshan with obvious doubts on his face.

Sightless and powerless; these two characteristics were the most basic requirements to be a Seer. Obviously, Shui Ruoshan didn’t meet any of the requirements.

“…”

Shui Ruoshan instantly understand what it means by ‘lifting a rock and hitting own feet’.

When he first drafted the story, he deliberately set the role of a Seer as a delicate and lovable ‘sister’ in order diversify the protagonist’s harem. After that, Shui Ruoshan ‘lost his marbles’ and ended up setting the requirements for this profession just like that.

“Because I’m special!”

Shui Ruoshan produced a new explanation after a moment of silence. At the same time, he gave his wit countless praises^[2] in his heart. He is a special case, naturally his existence would be different from the others.

2.Facebook likes? 😛

As an author, he could make do if his other life skills were not full points. However, the ability to ‘say nonsense’ and ‘make things up out of nowhere’ must be full points ah! Then, he won’t be feeling any pressures when it comes to fool other people.

When he heard the word ‘Special’, Yin Suye’s eyes slightly narrowed to mask the changing emotions inside. In his past life, if the 3 words he hated were Huang.Bei.Chen, then the 1 word he abhorred the most would be Special.

He obviously was not any weaker than Huang Beichen, but because his(HBC) existence was unique, he(YSY) often lose to this ‘specialness’ of that man. This was a very shitty feeling for him.

He didn’t expect that after he reborn again, he has yet to meet Huang Beichen for him(HBC) show his specialness, and got to meet another special person instead. Could it be because he was defeated by something called ‘Special’ in his past life that Heaven decided to compensate him with a ‘Special’ called Shui Ruoshan?

This realization caused Yin Suye’s unpleasant mood to turn a little bit better. He no longer think the word special to be annoying anymore.

Seeing that Yin Suye didn’t show any reaction to his words after some time, Shui Ruoshan became nervous. Does that means Yin Suye believed in his theory or not ah? He doesn’t have the ability that enables him to see emotions from a deadpan face, so he have no idea what Yin Suye’s silence meant.

Yin Suye, it’s wrong to look expressionless all the time!

This image is actually not cool, awesome, wild, whatever at all!

In his(SRS) eyes, he(YSY) actually looked like a seriously ill patient who didn’t receive treatment for facial paralysis ah!

Don’t give up on treatment ah!

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Banana: There’s one more chapter released because the next chapter is an infodump chapter. Might as well la~

“You seemed to be very clear of the things related to me. Why?”

Yin Suye’s sharp heterochromia eyes stared straight into Shui Ruoshan’s eyes like they wanted to find out something from within. He clearly remembered that Shui Ruoshan said that he(SRS) doesn’t know him when they first met. But after he mentioned his name, he(SRS) could accurately state his(YSY) current situation; becoming very familiar all of a sudden.

This is a very contradictory thing.

“Don’t get agitated first, I can explain!”

Being right under Yin Suye’s pressure, Shui Ruoshan should be the one getting nervous instead. He(SRS) is really a ‘pit-digger’, and he specialize in digging a pit for himself(to jump in)!

Otherwise, why did he leaked the information out and get himself buried^[1]! He is very clear on how paranoid and suspicious Yin Suye was. If he can’t produce a reasonable explanation, he definitely won’t rest this matter!

1. in the metaphorical pit?

“En.”

Yin Suye’s eyes flashed a bit when he saw that Shui Ruoshan became so scared just by this one question from him, to the point of not able to speak properly. Could it be his tone just now was too fierce, that he scared that person? Shui Ruoshan has many doubtful points, but since he has already decided to believe in this person, he shouldn’t be too doubtful. He believed in his own judgement, and he also believed in the truth he sees in front of his eyes.

This person doesn’t even know how to hide his emotions and has carelessly revealed his real nature. If that point is not enough to let him believe, then probably there won’t be anyone he could trust in this world. The only thing that he is not satisfied was Shui Ruoshan definitely has something hiding from him. So he would like to take this opportunity to clarify things.

Just that he seemed to have used the wrong way to express himself, and cause Shui Ruoshan to misunderstood his meaning? Perhaps it would be better if he changed to a gentler tone to ask?

“Not only I know of your matter, I also know about all the things in this world.” Shui Ruoshan took a deep breath and raised his head, immediately putting a look of profound mystery on his face.

He(SRS) has decided to do a big con!

As the creator of this world, he knew too many things that other people don’t know. He couldn’t guarantee that he could be cautious all the time without revealing himself or make mistakes. So he must find a reasonable explanation for his behavior, and get this done once and for all. With this, he don’t have to be afraid even when he encounters the same situation in the future.

“En?”

Yin Suye has yet to decide on how to continue talking with Shui Ruoshan when his attention got caught by Shui Ruoshan’s mysterious expression.

“Because I’m the omnipotent Seer!”

Shui Ruoshan tried his hardest to display a taut expression in order to project confidence. In his mind, he started going through his memories on how should a quack behave; trying to make himself more convincing. But who asked him to have such a weak appearance? He could only use aura to supplement!

When he first wrote the novel, he deliberately arranged for a Seer ‘sister’^[2] to help the protagonist, in order to give the protagonist more chance to meet beautiful ladies and also to highlight the power of the protagonist’s harem.

2. In case you forgot, it means Young lady

But it’s a pity that the Seer sister has yet to appear in the story at this time, he will use this title for himself first.

“That’s why it is absolutely normal for me to know your situation. Nothing to fuss about!”

After some thought, Shui Ruoshan decided to give him(YSY) just the summary.

If not for his disappointing height and strength, Shui Ruoshan would put his hand on Yin Suye’s shoulder and start acting like bros^[3] to bring the distance between them closer.

3. Like ‘Hey bro, I got your back bruh’

He won’t admit that his requirement of himself was very simple. He doesn’t hope to overcome Yin Suye in terms of aura, it’s fine as long as he is not too weak! Actually this is no longer called a simple requirement because it was too low that one couldn’t call it a requirement!^[4]

4. This whole paragraph sounds wrong. Raw at the bottom for anyone who want to know

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Banana: Raw for people to check it themselves –
他才不会承认，他对自己的要求很简单，不求在气势上胜过殷夙夜，只要不弱太多就可以了！
其实，这已经不能说要求简单了，而且低的完全没有追求了！

“Wait for me ah!”

Shui Ruoshan immediately became anxious when he saw the man walking away without a care, and stood up to follow. But at the next moment, he stayed rooted at the same spot. He haven’t put back those treasures he took out just now into the space ring!

He was a poor man, so he couldn’t act haughty like Yin Suye and treats the treasures like dirt. Naturally, he won’t really throw away the treasures and be wasteful. After putting back all the treasures into the space ring, Shui Ruoshan rushed forward to look for Yin Suye.

Yin Suye who was walking ahead felt the movement behind him. He unconsciously slowed down so that Shui Ruoshan could catch up to him.

“I can temporarily accept these treasures, but you must agree with one condition!”

Just as he caught up with the man, Shui Ruoshan immediately raised his request.

Shui Ruoshan realized that at this moment, Yin Suye has yet to be completely blackened so there would be many advantages by staying together. If he keep rejecting the other person’s good intention, he(SRS) would ended up feeling guilty.

“Say it.”

Yin Suye lightly turned his head to indicate Shui Ruoshan to continue.

“You must come to me to take these treasures when you have a need for them.”

Shui Ruoshan spoke carefully while watching Yin Suye’s expression.

Shui Ruoshan knew that for Yin Suye who has already decided to give him the treasures, he(YSY) definitely won’t agree if he(SRS) say those evasive words like ‘I’ll keep it for you’. So he(SRS) could only achieve his purpose by using a more tactful way.

“No need.”

Yin Suye rejected Shui Ruoshan’s good intention without even stopping to think. He didn’t put these treasures in his eyes, and he already gave it away so he won’t take it back in any other form.

“You will definitely need these treasures!”

When Shui Ruoshan saw that Yin Suye didn’t accept both his hard and soft approach, he became anxious and blurted out the thought in his heart. Wrong, his approach before this was not hard at all.

“Hmm?”

Yin Suye turned around to see that someone who was eager to explain, his gaze suddenly became sharp. For Shui Ruoshan to speak this sentence with certainty, was that a coincidence or does he really know something?

“These treasures are your capital when you return to your family. You can use it to buy people’s hearts, recruit troops, buy horses and cultivate power. These will pave the way for your future development…”

Shui Ruoshan was immersed in his thoughts on how to convince Yin Suye so he didn’t realize the abnormalities on his(YSY) face. Instead, he felt like Yin Suye doesn’t believe in his words and started to wave his hand while listing down the usefulness of the treasures. By doing this, he hoped he could change his(YSY) mind to take back the treasures.

He wrote all these information in his draft before, so using these as reasons were absolutely suitable.

“You seem to know these very well?”

Yin Suye stopped on his track and squatted down. He reached out and lifted Shui Ruoshan’s chin to meet his eyes. All these hypotheses uttered by Shui Ruoshan were coincidentally similar to what he did with the treasure in his past life?!

At this point, he couldn’t help doubting Shui Ruoshan.

“…”

Feeling that Yin Suye’s expression was not right, Shui Ruoshan started to realize something. Just now he was trying hard to convince Yin Suye and forgot that they had just met each other. It was impossible for him to know the other person’s situation so well!

Indeed, knowing too much sometimes is not a good thing!

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Yin Suye saw that Shui Ruoshan was lost in thought and didn’t move at all, so he went ahead and walked into the stone room. His eyes swept the room with a glance as he walked one round in the perimeter of the room. He picked up a treasure chest from a pile of treasures and opened it. From the inside of the box, he took out a silver ring with delicate carved veined pattern.

In his past life, he used this unique space ring with the storage space of several thousands square meter to take all the treasures away from here. Using his spiritual power, Yin Suye packed all the treasures into the space ring. After he swept all the treasures into the ring, he went back to stand in front of Shui Ruoshan.

“Give you.”

Not waiting for Shui Ruoshan to respond, Yin Suye grabbed ahold of the other person’s hand and gently sliced a bit on his(SRS) finger with his sword. A drop of blood fell exactly on top of the ring, and the process to recognize the ring’s owner was completed in an instant.

“Are you for real?!”

Shui Ruoshan has yet to recover from the sight of Yin Suye browsing through the treasures with much familiarity and all of a sudden, he has already been forced to accept the space ring. At the moment of recognizing the owner, the ring appeared on his index finger and it adjusted itself according to the size of the owner’s finger. At the same time, the attribute of the space ring appeared inside Shui Ruoshan’s mind, as well as the list of everything stored inside.

Yin Suye replied with an ‘En’ in a not light nor heavy tone, like nothing happened just now and maintained his usual look of icy cold expression.

“…”

In other words, Yin Suye is really going to give all these treasures to him?!

Although however one look at it, he was the beneficiary but that couldn’t conceal the fact that Yin Suye was ‘trading using coercion’^[1] with him! One should know that if a space ring doesn’t have an owner, whoever possessed spiritual powers could use it but once it recognized one as its owner, only the owner would be able to use it.

1.强买强卖 – Here’s the chinese word in case someone want to know

“I really cannot accept these things.”

As he said that, Shui Ruoshan prepared to take out the items in the ring to return them to their original owner.
The space ring has already recognized him as the owner so he couldn’t return that. Plus Yin Suye has already possessed a space ring that could store living things so he could stop insist to return it alright!

“Don’t want? Then just throw it away!”

Yin Suye didn’t even bother to look at the treasures that Shui Ruoshan has taken out and started walking out from the room; obviously displaying his uncooperative attitudes. Yin Suye moved quickly like he was afraid that Shui Ruoshan would stuff all the treasures back at him, his actions seemed like he was running away from an extreme danger.

“…”

Yin Suye, who are you showing this cool move of ‘I won’t take back the things that I have given to other people’? He(SRS) is not the heroine from some romance novel, he definitely won’t buy this kind of tactics.

But on the other hand, why was it Shui Ruoshan somehow could detect a hint of anger from that cool ‘turning body around and swishing his sleeves’ actions? Especially the back of that hurrying figure, one could feel a sense of him fleeing a battlefield. This in turn make Shui Ruoshan felt like he(SRS) is a bad person who doesn’t understand other people’s good intention!

Actually, this idiot(YSY) who doesn’t know how to express goodwill and frequently say things differently from his heart^[2], he is not the ultimate cruel villain from his novel who was blackened to the point of no return, right?

2.Tsundere

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