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“Someone is coming!”

A moment later, Shui Ruoshan saw 4 young men dressed in gorgeous robes walking out from the forest.

“En.”

Yin Suye’s tone was not light or heavy so one couldn’t hear the complex emotions contained in it.

The moment when Shui Ruoshan discovered the 4 young men, they were aware of him and Yin Suye as well. They looked obviously stunned but the next second, they became very happy and started to head straight towards them. When Shui Ruoshan saw their expressions, he believed that they were the same as him; excited to see other travellers. Should he take the initiative to say hello to express a friendly exchange?

Not waiting for Shui Ruoshan to decide what he wanted to do, one of the four people opened his mouth first.

“Everyone, quickly come and see who we bumped into?”

One of the men immediately called out to urge the others to come forward.

“Isn’t this the eldest young master of the Duke’s family, who also known as the Light of Sun, Yin Suye?”

One of them put up an air of arrogance the moment he arrived. Then he exclaimed with a very exaggerated expression after looking at them up and down.

“I just didn’t think that our great genius would actually be in such sorry situation!”

That kind of ‘making mountain out of a molehill’ expression carried an unspoken disdain.

“Such an ugly image like a refugee, really throwing our face as a noble away!”

The men didn’t hide their malice at all.

Shui Ruoshan’s expression cooled down the moment he heard the words from the men. He really doesn’t have much eyes for people^[1]. These 4 people weren’t feeling happy when they saw him and Yin Suye, but was delight to despise them ah!

1. As in doesn’t have much ability to discern between a good person from a bad one

Moreover, he couldn’t say anything at all. Really hateful to the extreme. Very obvious, these people knew Yin Suye and they were also those kind of people who harboured strong hostility towards him(YSY). At that moment, Shui Ruoshan placed those four into the ‘Enemy’ camp (in his mind). But one thing that he(SRS) couldn’t not admit, Yin Suye’s appearance right now really doesn’t look presentable compared to those men who were clad in bright and colorful attire.

Although Yin Suye has changed away his blood-soaked clothing during the time he(SRS) fainted, his new clothes were those common rough quality clothing. In the eyes of the nobles, it is equal to the attire of civilians. In addition to that, due to Yin Suye rushing directly from the water to protect him, he doesn’t have time to pull down his rolled up sleeves and trouser legs or wear his shoes. His hairs were blown messily by the wind while his whole body has water stains…

Indeed, his appearance really looked unfavorable!

However when he thought of the reason for his sorry look was from trying to catch fish for him(SRS), Shui Ruoshan felt slightly guilty. Because of him, Yin Suye was laughed at by these 4 people so he(SRS) must help this man get his honor back. He might not be able to do anything martial arts wise, but he still could utilise his ‘poisonous tongue’ skill.

“Really uneducated!”

Shui Ruoshan fixed his expression then slightly raised his head. Showing a contemptuous smile and his disdainful eyes to look down on his enemies, he lowered the tone of his voice to try to portray his cold and glamourous noble aura.

“Didn’t your parents educate you that it’s an indecent thing to randomly growl like dogs at other people?”

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Soon, Shui Ruoshan and Yin Suye arrived to their destination – beside a stream. Just that Shui Ruoshan didn’t bother to enjoy the environment, as all of his attention was drawn to the reflection in the river. Is this how he looked like now? A cute little shota^[1] with red lips and white teeth? Although he knew right from the start that his body has shrunk and might have turned into a child, he didn’t know that he would transmigrate into a cute little doll-like child ah!

1. 小正太 – Cute little young boy

He almost get melted by his current moe/meng look, even though his original look was not that cute^[2]! It’s a pity he doesn’t plan to go on a sell ‘meng’ route. What he wanted was his original image of glamorous aloofness with high noble aura.

2. The first and second part of the sentence doesn’t really make sense. Raw at the bottom for those who wanna know.

“What’s wrong?”

Looking at Shui Ruoshan staring intently at the reflection in the water, Yin Suye felt kind of puzzled.

“Yin Suye, suddenly I want to eat grilled fish!”

Shui Ruoshan raised his head and angrily looked at Yin Suye. How could the fishes swim so happily in the water while he lamented on his non-existing noble aura? So, right now he is not happy, and started to get unreasonably mad.

“You can eat it?”

In order to avoid any unexpected situation, Yin Suye felt that it would better to confirm clearly first.

“Can.”

Shui Ruoshan replied with certainty but in his heart, he was somewhat uncertain. Because when he thought about it, he prefer to eat roasted meat instead back in his modern time. This time, the reason why he felt nauseous and had a rejection towards meat was entirely because he was unaccustomed to the gore.

In other words, it shouldn’t be a problem if he don’t eat any meat^[3] now? He is really too clever, to be able to ‘deduce many things from one case’ alright? That means even if they couldn’t bump into anyone now and couldn’t exchange any food, he still could use the excuse ‘can eat other food’ to convince Yin Suye to give up the thought to immediately returning to the capital.

3. Banana – So fish doesn’t count as meat? Sometimes I get confused with food and nutrient stuff. Like tomato is a vegetable … right? :v

“Alright.” Yin Suye lightly agreed when he saw that Shui Ruoshan’s expression becoming better all of a sudden.

“Then let’s catch the fish together.”

Watching the fishes swimming so carefreely in the stream without any sense of crisis, Shui Ruoshan revealed an ill-intentioned smile.

“No need.”

As he said that, Yin Suye pulled Shui Ruoshan towards the grasses where the surrounding landscape looked quite beautiful. After that, he took a cushion out from his space ring and put it under one of the big trees, indicating that Shui Ruoshan should just sit there and rest.

“Oh.”

Upon seeing Yin Suye’s ‘let me do it’ attitude and that he wanted to take a complete charge of the food, Shui Ruoshan reliantly accepted his kindness and lightly smiled. He understood that with his small physique, he couldn’t help anything even if he wanted to. Since Yin Suye has already considered on his behalf, then he(SRS) should just sit there and rest properly. Watching other people busying around is not a bad thing!

After getting Shui Ruoshan properly seated, Yin Suye lowered his body, rolled up his sleeves, took his shoes off, rolled up the leg of his pants, and walked straight into the stream barefooted. His hand stretched out in the water, then precisely flung a fish out to the riverbank….

Sitting at a side, Shui Ruoshan stared dazedly as he watched Yin Suye catch the fishes.

Yin Suye’s expression was focused and persevering, his golden hair swayed gently behind his back, making a beautiful arc. Numerous drops of water fell from his hand as he pulls out from the water, reflecting a soft glow in the air. It caused the man who was standing against the light to look even more dazzling and beautiful; simply a representative for ‘brilliance’.

“Be careful!”

Shui Ruoshan has yet to break away from his dazing when Yin Suye’s voice suddenly sounded. The next second, Yin Suye instantly flew up from the stream and sprinted towards him.

“What happened?”

Seeing Yin Suye standing in front of him and using his own body to protect him(SRS), he(SRS) tensed up as well.

“Someone is coming.”

Yin Suye’s low tone caused people to shiver with fear when he said that; revealing an unusually dangerous atmosphere.

“Finally come across some people, it wasn’t easy!”^[4]

4.This was said by the incoming person

Being well protected behind Yin Suye, he couldn’t see the bloodthirsty and crazy expression from Yin Suye’s face…

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Banana: Raw : 就算原本的他并不萌正太，也差点被自己现在的样子给萌翻了！

“How come we didn’t encounter any travellers even though we have been walking inside this foggy forest for a long time?”

In Shui Ruoshan’s opinion, Yin Suye used him as an excuse to return to the capital, saying that he(SRS) couldn’t eat delicious food if they stayed. If so, he will take this as an opportunity to let him change his mind. As long as they could meet other travellers, Shui Ruoshan believed he could used the wealth he currently possessed to exchange some food and supplies from the other party. He also could inquire about some latest news from them; killing two birds with one stone.

“You want to meet other people?”

Yin Suye has been using his spiritual power to scan their surrounding as they walked, specifically to avoid crowds and dangers. This is also the reason why they didn’t encounter any humans, demons and creatures along the way.

“En. This way, we could exchange good food from the other party.”

One more thing was Shui Ruoshan felt no sense of accomplishment from transmigration because all he saw ever since he came to this world was Yin Suye alone.

“En.” Yin Suye gave a sound of acknowledgement upon seeing a hopeful expression from Shui Ruoshan’s face.

“Where should we go next?”

Shui Ruoshan felt that Yin Suye doesn’t really know how to lead the way, otherwise how come they didn’t meet anyone after so long? But he won’t say such disappointing words to him(YSY), seeing that Yin Suye didn’t give him ‘a bucket of cold water’^[1] by reminding him that travellers normally bring only dry food and not delicious food.

1. Kinda means telling him the truth and destroying his hope

“Which direction do you want to go?”

Stopping on his track, Yin Suye asked Shui Ruoshan for advice with a serious expression, while retrieving back his spiritual power from their surrounding. It is very easy to search for people using spiritual power, but it would looked too deliberate if they found other travellers right after Shui Ruoshan said he wanted to meet someone. So he passed the decision making to Shui Ruoshan. This Fog Forest is a holy land for adventurers afterall, one doesn’t have to worry they won’t get to meet anyone. As for when, then this will depend on his luck.

“But I don’t know the road!”

Although Shui Ruoshan was very clear of the situation in the forest, it was limited only to the words in the novel. When it comes to the actual situation, he was totally helpless. Their surroundings looked just the same, who can tell which direction from which ah?!

“It’s alright.”

Shui Ruoshan’s worries were not a problem at all in Yin Suye’s eyes.

“Then, I’ll just casually lead the way. But if I accidentally walked to some paths that we are not supposed to, you must warn me ah!” Receiving the encouragement and support from Yin Suye, he felt relieved.

“En.”

Yin Suye took a step backwards to show that he is ready to follow.

Upon getting Yin Suye’s guarantee, Shui Ruoshan was instantly filled with confidence. He raised his head and observed their surroundings, then picked the most pleasing direction before started walking.

With a pace not slow nor fast, Yin Suye followed closely behind Shui Ruoshan, making sure that the person in front of him is completely covered by his circle of protection.

The Shui Ruoshan who doesn’t know he has been given a complete protection led the way in high spirits, as he fantasized what kind of people they would meet. But as they walked further, Shui Ruoshan’s positive emotions started to sink bit by bit. Probably, he has even lesser talent to lead the way than Yin Suye, maybe^[2]? If not, why didn’t they come across anyone? Not only human, they didn’t even encounter any small animals. What he saw was just trees, and trees!

2. Yes, the author put 2 adverbs to show how reluctant SRS to admit his incompetence.

This is a huge blow!

“There are sound of water over there.”

Just as Shui Ruoshan started to get discouraged and decided to give up, Yin Suye suddenly said and raised his finger towards one direction.

“Really?”

Shui Ruoshan instantly regained his spirit when he heard what Yin Suye said.

“En.”

Even if he didn’t use his spiritual power to check the surrounding, Yin Suye still could clearly know what’s happening within a radius of 10 meters with his current strength.

“Let us quickly go there ba!”

Without thinking, Shui Ruoshan immediately grabbed Yin Suye’s hand to pull him towards that direction, eager to go to the location. Although they have yet to come across anyone, but at the very least he could get rid of the monotonous scenery of trees while slightly proving his talent for leading the way.

When he first saw Shui Ruoshan reaching out for him, Yin Suye used all his efforts to restrain the instinct to counterattack, then he take that small and warm hand in his hand.

“Let’s go.”

One step forward, it became Yin Suye leading Shui Ruoshan forward instead.

“En.”

Shui Ruoshan was completely immersed with his thoughts and he couldn’t wait to check out how beautiful the landscape would be. He didn’t notice the momentous unnaturalness from Yin Suye. He was also not aware of the change of leading power between the two of them.

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Author note : New characters will finally appear! It’s not easy alright? It seems that Shui Shui can’t stop writing the moment Shui Shui started to describe the interaction between MC and ML! Cannot afford to offend the MC camp ah!

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“Yin Suye, where are you going to go next?”

Shui Ruoshan asked while biting on a piece of fruit, his voice was unclear from all those chewing. The fruit he is eating was given by Yin Suye who specifically went out to look for after knowing that he(SRS) couldn’t stomach the roasted meat. As for those roasted wolf meat, Yin Suye ate a small portion of it and threw away the remaining meat.

Considering that he couldn’t eat meat items for the time being, Shui Ruoshan decided not to express disapproval towards Yin Suye’s wasteful behavior.

“Return to the Imperial capital.”

Yin Suye raised his head to the direction of the capital, his gaze was scarily dark.

Since he was reborn, he don’t have to waste time here. To those who owed him, harmed him, and betrayed him, he wanted to return the debt one by one! He wanted to let them know how horrifying it is to offend him.

“…”

Shui Ruoshan was slightly stunned; he immediately understood that Yin Suye is ready to leave the Fog Forest. Going back straight away?

The Imperial capital is the capital for mankind, at the same time it is also the place where Yin Suye was born. Other than that, it is also the stage for his future development. Somehow, Yin Suye’s choice right now is quite different from what he(SRS) set in his draft? According to his setting, Yin Suye spent 3 months inside this foggy forest. After experiencing various life-threatening events, he leveled-up from 1st level Profound stage to 9th level Profound stage; a short gap away from the Imperial stage.

Only then, Yin Suye will return to the Imperial capital. Only with enough strength that Yin Suye would be able to extract himself away from the severe complications happened in the capital, and obtaining the ultimate benefit.

If he let the Yin Suye who has yet to fully upgrade his strength back to the capital, he knows Yin Suye would not be able to beat the older generation. And the other party would eat up him without sparing the bones. Although he doesn’t know if it is due to the impact from his transmigration, he somehow caused Yin Suye to change his mind and the plot has deviated from the original route. But Shui Ruoshan knew one thing, he doesn’t want to let the current Yin Suye who has yet to prepare anything to go back to the capital right now.

“I think you should increase your strength in the Fog Forest first, before returning to the capital.”

At moments like this, Shui Ruoshan felt the need to bring out his attitude as a qualified ‘quack’, flaunt his ‘silver tongue’ to persuade Yin Suye to change his mind.

“En?”

Very obvious, Yin Suye was very unconvinced by Shui Ruoshan’s words. Although his current strength was in 1st level of Profound stage, his spiritual power has already in Supreme King stage from his past life. In other words, even if he doesn’t cultivate himself, his strength will slowly increase as time goes by^[1]. Even if he worked hard to cultivate, he would only have to do ‘half the work, and receive twice the effect’. If he could use heavenly treasures to increase his power during this period, the speed of his recovery would be a lot faster.

1. Banana – to catch up with the level of his spiritual power

That’s why cultivation right now is completely a waste of time for him.

“I am a Seer, I could see that you are going to be in a crisis and you might lose your life if you are not careful!”

Shui Ruoshan intentionally said it in a serious way, hoping that it will catch Yin Suye’s attention. Seemed to feel that he didn’t state it detailed enough, Shui Ruoshan further added, “As long as you can cultivate for 3 more months, or your cultivation level reaches the 9th level of Profound stage, you could return to the Imperial capital!”

“Are you worried about me?” Yin Suye’s eyes slightly flashed.

In his past life, he really spent 3 months in the Fog Forest to cultivate to the 9th level of Profound stage. But even so, he nearly died in the Imperial capital. However, he is confident that he won’t make the same mistake in this lifetime. He won’t explain these things to Shui Ruoshan though. Because having someone around to comfort you or worry of your safety felt very nice, he couldn’t help wanting to enjoy more of this good feeling; the feeling of being cared by someone else.

“Yes, I’m worried about you!”

Looking at Yin Suye who didn’t seem to have taken in any of his advice, Shui Ruoshan felt angry. Since he(YSY) knew that he(SRS) is worried, then he(YSY) should accept his(SRS) suggestion and let him(SRS) be assured.

“I am very happy.”

Receiving a confirmation, the corner of Yin Suye’s mouth slightly curved up. There was a faint smile in his eyes.

“So…”

Shui Ruoshan could feel that Yin Suye is feeling very happy now so he immediately stare at him with hopes, hoping that he(YSY) will give him the answer he wanted to hear.

“Return to the capital, you could eat delicious food.”

Right now, it was very obvious that he couldn’t provide Shui Ruoshan with a good living condition. He couldn’t even let that person to eat well and full. At this point, it caused the Yin Suye who wanted to treat Shui Ruoshan nicely to feel bad. Only by returning to the capital that he could give everything good to Shui Ruoshan.

“…”

If he is to follow the normal flow of the current development, at this moment he should be deeply touched by such considerate behavior from Yin Suye?

‘Deeply touched’ your head^[2] ah!

2. Technically, the author used the word 煤 which means coal. But he/she actually wanted to use the word of the same pronunciation – ‘your sister!’. This banana changed it to ‘head’ for easier understanding.

This is not even a dog blood romance novel, where did these ‘touched’ feeling came from?!

Right now he just wanted to ‘hehe'(laugh without saying anything) at Yin Suye!

At the same time, he wanted to roar at Yin Suye : “How can you compare between eating and your life?!” They are not even at the same category at all, alright?!

Yin Suye, I beg you. Please set your priorities straight when you consider things!

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“Give you.”

Seeing that Shui Ruoshan stared unblinkingly at him, Yin Suye felt he must be feeling hungry, so he immediately placed the freshly roasted wolf meat on his(SRS) hand, indicating that he can start eating. After that, Yin Suye squatted down and continued roasting more wolf meat.

“…”

Even when he was being given a skewer of nicely done roasted wolf meat, Shui Ruoshan still has yet to react. He still stare dazely at Yin Suye, not even blinking his eyes. Or you could say, he started looking like that when Yin Suye brought him to this place with enchanting scenery. When they arrived here, Yin Suye led him to sit on some comfortable-looking grass to rest.

Just like this, Shui Ruoshan sat at a side and watched with a stunned expression as Yin Suye took out the wolf’s body from his space ring and some simple spices; skillfully cut the body up, cleaning, skewering, building fire…

From those skillful movement, it was very clear that this was not the first time Yin Suye did these. For the first time, Shui Ruoshan felt that Yin Suye’s capability is beyond his imagination. Although he has been working very hard to set the villain’s setting to be perfect, he didn’t write that he(YSY) is perfect in everything ah!

Not only Yin Suye know some life skills, he seemed to be quite skillful in roasting meat as well! Perhaps he(SRS) is making a mountain out of a molehill because what he didn’t write in the novel doesn’t mean that Yin Suye doesn’t know it.

“It’s not hot.”

Seeing that Shui Ruoshan still haven’t eat the meat, Yin Suye gave his confirmation. He has blowed on the meat before giving it to Shui Ruoshan so one can confidently eat without getting burnt from the heat.

“Oh.”

The roasted meat in his hand smelled fragrant and it looked tempting too but the moment Shui Ruoshan thought of the gory murder scene of the wolves, he doesn’t feel like eating anymore. The psychological shadow given by that blood-splattered horrible scene was a bit too much!

But then when he remembered the meat in his hand was specially roasted by Yin Suye to him, Shui Ruoshan felt he would let down his(YSY) good intention if he didn’t eat it. Especially when he recalled the anticipating look on Yin Suye when he(YSY) said he would let him(SRS) eat roasted meat, he simply couldn’t say anything to refuse. With this thought, Shui Ruoshan endured the feeling of nausea and opened his mouth, ready to bite with an utterly fearless spirit…

“If you don’t want to eat, then don’t force yourself!”

Before Shui Ruoshan could bite on it, Yin Suye has grabbed the skewer and flung it away without any hesitation. He looked rather displeased and angry. Just that he was not angry at Shui Ruoshan for not appreciating his good will, he was angered by his own incompetence instead. If he has yet to understand Shui Ruoshan’s rejection towards the wolf meat by now, then he must be stupid. Previously, he only saw that the other person was hungry and that he wanted to quickly get something for Shui Ruoshan to eat. That was why he picked the readily available wolf meat on the spot.

Plus, there were only some simple spices in his space ring. He couldn’t prepare any complex dishes so he chose the more convenient method – roasted meat. However, he forgot Shui Ruoshan was not like him who has already used to killing, but a small child who couldn’t tolerate bloody scenes.

He actually made such obvious mistakes?

This is really un-thoughtful!

He has already decided to give everything to this person who he decided to trust, but not only he couldn’t give the best to him(SRS), he caused him to go hungry instead. Making such a bad choice, he really doesn’t know how to take care of other people.

Looks like he need to properly learn how to care for other people!

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Yin Suye ignored Shui Ruoshan’s blind worries, and took a long sword glimmering with cold light out from his space ring. Because he was still holding onto Shui Ruoshan’s hand, he could easily cross through the barrier this time. The moment he went out from the barrier, Yin Suye let go of Shui Ruoshan’s hand and left that person inside the cave. He then walked towards the pack of wolves by himself.

That pair of boots embroidered with fine patterns stepped directly onto the bloodstains and those corpses which perished under his swords earlier; making a light sound on the floor. Feeling that the incoming person is not easy to handle, the wolves stopping biting on the corpses and formed an attacking stance against Yin Suye.

Facing those menacing wolves, Yin Suye’s expression didn’t change at all. He just raised the long sword in his hand, and a wolf’s life was gone between the time his sword was raised up and lowered down. There were no excessive motions, his attacks were scarily neat. Corpses littered behind him as he walked in a speed not fast nor slow.

Yin Suye’s relaxed and carefree style, caused the Shui Ruoshan who was staying inside the barrier to have an illusion. Yin Suye was not fighting a brave battle against the wolves, he looked like he was playing a ‘watermelon cutting game’ instead! Because of this association, Shui Ruoshan doesn’t feel that terrible anymore upon seeing the bloody hell-like scene caused by Yin Suye!

“Let’s go.”

After finishing the last giant wolf, Yin Suye returned to the barrier and extended his hand towards Shui Ruoshan.

“Oh.”

Shui Ruoshan hesitated for one second but he still stretched his hand out of the barrier and placed his hand on Yin Suye’s hand. He obviously know that the hand he is holding right now took away numerous life but strangely, he doesn’t feel much sense of rejection.

Although Yin Suye just created a one-sided massacre, he didn’t let any part of his body to be stained by blood. He didn’t have any trace of injuries, as if he is telling other people that on the battle ground, he is the God who controls the whole world!

“Uncomfortable?”

Yin Suye lightly frowned when he lowered his head and saw Shui Ruoshan’s pale white face who was striving to maintain his calm.

“Just couldn’t adapt for a bit.”

As a modern person, one’s heart would still instinctively produce fear and rejection when facing this kind of gory scene, no matter how much preparation was done. Even if he is the author of this world and is familiar with the law of the jungle in this world, plus has read and watched numerous horrible death scenes in novels and TV, it doesn’t change the fact that he is a stay-home nerd who never kill even a chicken in his life.

He probably should be grateful of himself for having the ability to maintain a calm face even if Mount Tai collapsed in front of him. With this ability, he could prevent himself from showing any ugly expressions and maintain a normal expression as usual. He need to give himself countless praise for this unique skill of his ah!

“Then don’t look at it.”

As he said that, Yin Suye blocked Shui Ruoshan’s eyes with one hand and used the other hand to pull Shui Ruoshan^[1]; avoiding countless bodies and bloodstains on the floor and walked towards the outside of the forest.

1. Sounds super romantic but… can you imagine the exact posture? :v Me think the other hand should be placed on SRS waist instead

“En.” Shui Ruoshan didn’t reject his(YSY) action.

In this kind of environment, it gave one a very relieved feeling to have one person that you could completely rely on. His eyes were covered by Yin Suye’s big palm, Shui Ruoshan uncomfortably blinked his eyes. It caused his long eyelashes to brush the palm of Yin Suye’s hand, and his(YSY) fingers unconsciously opened a little gap in between.

From the gap between Yin Suye’s fingers, Shui Ruoshan could take a glimpse of the situation outside. And the first thing Shui Ruoshan saw was Yin Suye specially turned back and put the body of a giant wolf into his space ring before they leave the place.

At that instant, the emotional feeling Shui Ruoshan had from seeing someone being killed, ah no, something being killed was gone. What left was a complete feeling of helplessness.

How persistent Yin Suye actually is regarding the matter of roasting wolf meat ah?

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“How come the pack of wolves is still outside?”

Shui Ruoshan walked out with Yin Suye after he swept the treasures back into the space ring. He stopped immediately when he reached the entrance of the cave, because the wolves have yet to leave; keeping unwaveringly outside the barrier. He could clearly feel that the moment they appeared, the wolves whose eyes were flashing with green light stopped bothering with the numerous corpse around them and directed their attentions on them. If not for the barrier blocking them, Shui Ruoshan believes the pack of wolves would pounce over that instant.

“Want to eat roasted meat?”

Yin Suye seemed to not notice the sense of danger from the wolves, he turned his head around and started asking Shui Ruoshan seriously regarding the matter of food. Obviously, he still remembered being accused of stealing the steamed bun by Shui Ruoshan and this scene in front of him gave him a good suggestion; he understood that he could make up for his previous mistake using other approach.

“…”

What is this weird ‘Bull’s head doesn’t match horse’s mouth'(irrelevant) conversation?

For the first time, Shui Ruoshan started to doubt his own IQ. Why couldn’t he keep up with Yin Suye’s trains of thought? How come he couldn’t understand the meaning of his words very well?

Wait a minute!

The word roasted meat and the pack of wolves instantly gave him a very bad combination.

“Could it be you wanted to give me roasted wolf meat?”

This guess is really too ruthless alright?!

“En.”

Yin Suye couldn’t understand what Shui Ruoshan was fussing about. Going out to the world for experience and for training own abilities, he never bring too much household goods with him.
Especially food, because you can always catch one on the spot. Plus they are now inside the forest where the fog were the densest. Right now, they don’t have to worry at all as the pack of wolves in front of them is a very good choice.

“…”

Shui Ruoshan doesn’t have any expectation at all for this roasted meat by Yin Suye. He was a nerd (staying inside the house all day) who doesn’t have much life skills. Roasting meat is a high level life skill, so he really doesn’t possess any knowledge of it.

He is really losing face on behalf of all those transmigrator seniors, because he couldn’t act like a normal protagonist who could rely on their superb cooking skills, conquering ‘sisters’, awe-ing ‘brothers’^[1] and charming spiritual beast…

1. comrades

Sure enough, those tales about book transmigration are all lies!

As for Yin Suye, he never write about him in this matter^[2] before he has no expectation! Even though Shui Ruoshan is used to being kicked into a pit by this parallel world, he still felt that the level of endurance in his heart was not high enough. At the very least, he couldn’t accept the fact that he will soon going to get downgraded from a civilized person to a primitive man who eats wild wolves.

2. Probably talking about he never wrote anything about YSY could cook

What with this pit ah?

“Can you really handle so many wolves with just you alone?”

Shui Ruoshan reacted a bit late. Rather than being concerned whether to eat wolves meat or not, he should be more worried on how to deal with the wolves and how to leave safely after that. One need to know, both of them almost died under the wolf’s jaw before.

“Hmph!”

Yin Suye coldly hmphed with disdain. The disdainful eyes clearly showed his proudness that he didn’t put the wolves in his eyes. He deliberately held back previously and showed a sorry look in order to test Shui Ruoshan’s attitude. Now that the wolves no longer have any use, it’s fine to just eliminate all of them.

“…”

As expected from Yin Suye, the perfect villain created by him(SRS). With just a cold hmph, he(YSY) vividly displayed the arrogance and cool aura of a professional; so handsome to the point he couldn’t be more handsome!

Not sure if the hole^[3] in his brain is too, too big, he always had a feeling that Yin Suye’s slight tilted head looked unusual. His gestures felt like the arrogance of sentient beings, as if he was saying ‘You stupid mortals, kneel and lick this Queen’s feet!’.

3. implying his own stupidity

What with this obviously wrong scenery?

This villain, does the author know that you are being OOC?^[4]

4.Online slang alert, this Banana don’t understand. Raw at the bottom for anyone who wanna know.

*fall down*

He felt like he is becoming like those godforsaken rotten authors!

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Banana : Raw : 反派你怎么崩，作者造吗？

“Since you are hungry, you should quickly get something to eat ah!”

The moment he heard that Yin Suye admitted that he was hungry, Shui Ruoshan who ‘gets to step down from the stage’^[1] don’t feel so awkward anymore; immediately came back to life with full vigor. His eyes were staring unblinkingly at the space ring on Yin Suye’s finger, silently urging him to quickly take out the food.

1.Had an excuse to escape embarrassment

“Alright.”

Yin Suye started to search for food from his space ring and finally pulled out a little mantou(steamed bun).

“Is there anymore food?”

Waiting for some time and not seeing Yin Suye taking out other food, Shui Ruoshan suddenly had a bad premonition in his heart.

“No more.”

Yin Suye’s expression stiffened, but his face returned to its usual expression very quickly so no one realized something unnatural from him.

“No more?!”

Shu Ruoshan didn’t grab the steamed bun from Yin Suye’s hand right away. His mind that was filled with the thoughts of food had a hard time accepting the fact that there is only one steamed bun available. Although this steamed bun looked cutely plump and white, it didn’t change the fact that this is just a tasteless steamed bun!

“En.”

Yin Suye replied with a very confirmed tone. Then he had a thought, and placed the one and only steamed bun on Shui Ruoshan’s hand, indicating that he should eat it.

“….”

Accepting the steamed bun, Shui Ruoshan felt the impulse to cry a river. How could one survive without delicious food? Moreover, what with this feeling of not wanting to accept in his heart when Yin Suye gave him the only food he(YSY) had?

Don’t think that this steamed bun looked normal from the outside, God knows how long has it been stored inside the space ring. Not sure if it has expired or not? Taking it in his hand, not only he couldn’t feel the soft ‘boing’ feeling from the bun, it was so hard it could cut his hand.

This is too risky!

But he is hungry now, he could only choose to eat this bun. Otherwise, he would have to continue starving. Comparing to that, he should fill his stomach first to gain upper hand of the situation. With an aggrieved feeling, Shui Ruoshan bit into the steamed bun…

The next second, the child spat out the bun with tears flowing from his eyes.

He actually couldn’t take a bite out of this bun from parallel world?

This strong bite from him only left two shallow teeth marks on the bun, he didn’t manage to eat anything from this bun! This is hurting his pride too much! With this one bite, his teeth felt like they are getting loose and it was very painful! This steamed bun was not the same type with the one from Earth at all, it definitely didn’t born from his pen!

One should know, the novel he wrote was a fantasy novel and not a foodie novel. He won’t stay up late to write about food innovation, so the food in his novel was simply directly copied from Earth’s culinary. Then, how come this steamed bun could be so different? Everything from the parallel world cannot be measured by common sense indeed. Even the most common steamed bun has undergone an unknown change?

“You gave me a stone instead of a steamed bun, right?!”

Shui Ruoshan raised the steamed bun at Yin Suye and began to complain.

It must been stored too long that it hardened enough to be comparable to stone. That’s why he couldn’t bite into it. He is definitely not acknowledging that his current body is too spoiled and couldn’t suffer bitterness, which was why he couldn’t adapt to this kind of shoddy food.

Yin Suye was shocked this unexpected spectacle.

Especially when he looked at Shui Ruoshan’s pitiful teary look, he even almost agree with his complain and thought that he(YSY) had taken out some unknown items instead of steamed bun. But Yin Suye is Yin Suye, he immediately recovered from shock and reached out to take the steamed bun from Shui Ruoshan’s hand.

“It is a steamed bun.”

Yin Suye gave his confirmation after a careful inspection of the bun.

Seemed to afraid that Shui Ruoshan won’t believe him, he put the bun straight into his own mouth and gently chewed. He managed to eat the bun very easily. It was not obvious to Yin Suye that in order to prove that the bun was eatable, the part he took a bite from was exactly where Shui Ruoshan left his two shallow teeth marks. Similarly, Shui Ruoshan also didn’t notice this detail either. What he saw was a steamed bun missing a big part of itself, and that Yin Suye has proven to him that it was indeed just a steamed bun.

Therefore, his malicious accusation that it is a stone was completely untrue.

Yin Suye, it’s not right for you to disassemble other people’s ‘stage’2 so directly!

“It’s a bit hard.”

Seemed to notice that Shui Ruoshan’s emotion was not right, Yin Suye thought for a moment and decided to comfort the other person a bit. Plus he didn’t say anything wrong. This steamed bun probably was stored a bit too long in his space ring so it was harder than a fresh one; can be considered a bit hard to bite into it.

“…”

Yin Suye, what with this coaxing tone normally used on children? Even if you wanted to comfort him, please be more professional! At the very least, your tone should be a bit more sincere. Your expressions should be a bit more in place, and your actions should coordinate a bit more!

You are not convincing at all, using that serious expression to say this conclusion! And what is ‘a bit hard?’?! Are you saying that it’s normal for this small and weak me to not able to bite into the bun?

The most annoying thing was Yin Suye gave this conclusion after eating the steamed bun, so it was even less convincing!

“You ate my steamed bun!”

This was purely Shui Ruoshan not feeling happy that he started looking for trouble with the other person; as if he wanted to balance back his mentality. Although Yin Suye was the one who gave the bun to him but since the thing has been given to him(SRS), it was considered his thing already. Yin Suye actually ate his steamed bun without his permission, this behaviour is not correct!

Moreover, the most hateful thing was he didn’t get to eat anything. Yin Suye has eaten a big part of the only ration. He(SRS) who was very hungry to the point ‘his chest stuck to his back’, how could he endure this ah?!

At this instant, Shui Ruoshan felt despaired towards this world that was full of malice!

This bullying is too much, alright?!

He want to return to Earth, strongly requesting to return to Earth!

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“Yin Suye, you have been fighting earlier, then went treasure-hunting followed by breaking traps. Don’t you feel that you have exerted a lot of energies?”

Raising his head, Shui Ruoshan looked at Yin Suye with hopeful eyes, hoping that he(YSY) will catch his drift and take the initiative to say ‘that matter’ out. At the same time, he realized that whenever they fell into silence, the one who usually raised a new topic was him. This time was no exception either.

“Hmm?”

Obviously, Yin Suye’s thoughts and his thoughts were not on the same channel. He(YSY) couldn’t keep up with him(SRS) voicing his abrupt thoughts, so he(YSY) was not able to immediately understand his(SRS) words.

“I just wanted to remind you that for the sake of your body, you need to…”

Eat ah! After that, you can casually call me to eat together with you.

Not waiting for Shui Ruoshan to explain what he really wants, his stomach made the first move and issued a ‘gululu’ sound, exposing his physical condition to the other person. A faint blush instantly colored Shui Ruoshan’s face; it was really awkward. His stomach is definitely a pig teammate(stupid) at his side, that sold out its teammate without reservation!

In order to get food, he has been using a tactful tone to show his care for Yin Suye’s body while indirectly reminding the man to replenish energy. But now that his stomach cried out at the wrong time, wouldn’t that clearly telling the other person that he was actually hungry and want to eat?! This time, he really lost his face big time because he lose his face in a parallel world instead!

“Hungry?”

Looking at Shui Ruoshan being angry with himself to the point of wanting to drill into the ground, the corner of Yin Suye’s mouth slightly curved up. This child not saying what he really wants was very amusing. But regarding food, it was indeed his fault for neglecting that matter. A child’s body couldn’t endure hunger after all.

Furthermore, it has been more than half a day since he first met Shui Ruoshan. He didn’t see him eating anything so he(SRS) could be consider very good already to only call out hunger right now.

“No!”

Being so directly attacked on his embarrassing point, Shui Ruoshan directly denied without thinking. However, the moment his words were out, he immediately regretted it. His behavior was exactly a model example of ‘No, I don’t have 300 dollar behind my back’^[1]!

1. Exact words are 此地无银三百两, link at the bottom for those understand Chinese. For those who don’t, it simply means a guilty person exposed himself instead the more he tried to hide it

Shui Ruoshan : “Actually, I am a little hungry.”

After a moment of thoughts, he reluctantly admitted it. After all, the facts were all laid in front of him, he couldn’t refute it.

Shui Ruoshan : “Actually you don’t have to mind my ‘little hungry’, really!”

But in order to keep the last shred of his dignity, Shui Ruoshan acted like he was not that hungry and that it wouldn’t matter if he eats now or not.

“…”

The child was obviously hungry but still stubbornly insisted the opposite, Yin Suye’s mouth couldn’t help but twitched a bit. Even Yin Suye himself didn’t notice that there was a hint of slight pampering in his eyes and he had a few degree of gentleness at this moment. That kind of aloft arrogance with a soft atmosphere, plus his dazzling and perfect appearance was absolutely the image of ‘The Light of The Sun’.

Yin Suye : “I’m hungry, want to eat something.”

In order to prevent Shui Ruoshan from continuing on this unnecessary trifles, Yin Suye helplessly indulge the child by taking this ‘black pot(blame)’ on himself. In his mind, Yin Suye felt that Shui Ruoshan would be the one and only person in this world that could make this Supreme Human King willingly taking a blame for another person!

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“Actually, can I give you a prediction, free of charge?”

Shui Ruoshan felt like he is a promoter who was trying to persuade his customers to buy his products. In order to convince Yin Suye that he(SRS) is a Seer, he must prove his identify with strong evidence.

“Can.”

With just one glance, Yin Suye could guess that Shui Ruoshan must have made up some strange things in his mind. But he didn’t speak out (to ease the misunderstanding) and followed along the conversation. Nobody could face a pair of big watery eyes filled with hope and refuse the request.

“Yin Suye, you will become the Supreme King in the future!”

Receiving Yin Suye’s permission (for free prediction), Shui Ruoshan was eager to prove his ability and ended up saying the man’s highest achievement in the future. As soon he mentioned the title Supreme King, Shui Ruoshan then started to realize what he had said. He didn’t seem to have seriously summed up the division of power levels in this world.

When he first decided on the setting, he just divided 天/地/玄/黄^[1] to 4 stages with 9 levels in each stages.

1.The author is too lazy. He went and took the first sentence out from the Thousand Character Text 千字文 as the martial art stages in his novel. More info + link at the bottom.

[Banana : 天(Sky) 地(Earth) 玄(Profound Mystery) 黄(Yellow :v)]

The practitioners from Sky stage are known as Sky practitioners. After one leveled up over the 9th level of Sky stage, they would be called Earth practitioners. Similarly, passing over the 9th level of Earth stage would become Profound practitioner. Lastly, it would be the Yellow2 Imperial practitioner. For anyone who managed to breakthrough the peak of this world’s power system – that is the 9th level of Imperial stage, then he would become the Supreme King.

Furthermore, there would be only one Supreme King in each race.

The leader of the humans is called the Supreme Human King.
The leader of the demons is called the Supreme Demon King.
The leader of the dragons is called the Supreme Dragon King.
The leader of the elves is called the Supreme Elf King.

In order to add more uniqueness to the status of the Supreme King, Shui Ruoshan stated in the novel that each race could only produce one King at one time. Only when the present King passed away that the next King could be born. Otherwise no matter how powerful you are, one would still unable to break through this rule to level up from Imperial stage level 9 to Supreme King stage.

And this is where the title of his novel [The Strongest King in History] came from.

“En.” Endless emotions ran inside Yin Suye’s deep eyes.

Supreme Human King , such a familiar title.

In his past life, he indeed became the one and only Supreme Human King but he still couldn’t avoid being betrayed and found himself utterly isolated.

“…”

Shui Ruoshan was speechless that Yin Suye didn’t show any special response after he disclosed this explosive newson him. How could he(YSY) give him such a bland ‘En’?! This reaction doesn’t follow common sense at all! When a normal person heard this exciting news of himself being the future Supreme King, shouldn’t he express a very joyous emotion? Or looked a bit proud? Or being humble, that’s fine too.

…..

At this moment, anyone showing any kind of extreme behavior is not surprising. After all, people would always do some kind of actions they normally don’t do when they are excited. That’s why this kind of unresponsive reaction from Yin Suye is the most unreasonable action ah!

Should he sigh? Could it be that Yin Suye is really a patient suffering from facial paralysis?

He has yet to express his dissatisfaction to Yin Suye for his reaction, when Yin Suye pulled him towards himself.

Shui Ruoshan : “What are you doing?”

Seeing that Yi Suye’s expression suddenly became very serious, Shui Ruoshan couldn’t help but felt nervous.

Yin Suye : “Are you alright?”

Yin Suye pulled the person to stand in front of him, then began to inspect Shui Ruoshan’s body.

“Why wouldn’t I be alright ah?”

Shui Ruoshan was puzzled by Yin Suye’s actions but at the next moment, he really wanted to tell Yin Suye something. He(SRS) is alright so please don’t casually touch him or he will scream for help from harassment!

“You are indeed special!”

Upon confirming that Shui Ruoshan doesn’t have any problems, he released him.
Because there was always a Seer hanging around that Huang Beichen who had been going against him, Yin Suye was quite familiar with some information regarding Seers.

For example, the farther the Seer wanted to predict the future, and the stronger is the power, the impact of the action would be even greater…
More preparations needed for the prediction and one would need to pay a greater cost. One wrong move will incur backlash, and might even cause death.

That was also a reason why Seers won’t simply predict something for other people.

At first, Yin Suye thought Shui Ruoshan would give him some random prediction that wouldn’t damage his(SRS) body, so he agreed with curiosity. But then who knew that he(SRS) doesn’t have any common sense at all? He actually picked the most high-leveled prediction that would require the greatest cost; this is too rash! He doesn’t want to lose someone he could finally trust to something unexpected like this.

“Naturally!”

Not knowing that he has carelessly exposed something about himself, Shui Ruoshan took Yin Suye’s words as compliment without any guilt.

“En.”

After a careful inspection just now, Yin Suye calmed down when he was certain that Shui Ruoshan didn’t pay the price for giving out such an advanced prediction. Although he was unable to find out what kind of secrets Shui Ruoshan was hiding, he was very clear that Shui Ruoshan is what he described himself; a very special person!

“…”

Yin Suye, could you not provide this concise ‘En’ as an answer every time ah?

You are taking too much of a shortcut, alright?!

He had decided that from now on, he will despise this kind of unclear answer!

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Banana: The author is too shameless *face-palmed* Took the words right out from the Thousand Character Text (千字文). This is like you pick the first 4 words from the first page of a dictionary :v Here’s the WIKI for this Thousand Character Text, read it and you will understand what I’m talking about.