Even The Lame Got Tricked By Me Into Standing Up – Chapter 52 Part 1

Chapter 52 Master Gu was ‘forced’ to come out of the closet Part 1

Mrs. Gu saw Gu Ye being so agitated and asked in confusion, “What do you want to explain?”

Gu Ye was embarrassed, “It’s just… nothing.”

Mrs. Gu looked at Gu Ye suspiciously and said, “If it’s nothing, then what do you want to explain? I’m just surprised that Mr. Yu will come to celebrate your birthday.”

Yu Ze answered seriously, “It’s not actually nothing.”

“Shut up!” Gu Ye glared at Yu Ze in shock, not believing that Yu Ze would dare to acknowledge anything, and quickly explained, “He means that we are good friends and have a good relationship. It’s okay to come and see me.”

Mrs. Gu didn’t think much about it at first, but now she had to think more about it, and asked probingly, “What did I say? Because you seem to be feeling guilty to me.”

Yu Ze looked at Gu Ye, “Are you feeling guilty?”

Gu Ye felt tired in his heart and said, “Stop talking! And Mom, why are you here at this time of the day?”

Mrs. Gu carried all the things she had brought in and said, “Isn’t your birthday today? The original plan was to make a bowl of noodles for you and ask you to come back home. Your dad and your brothers have prepared gifts for you. But they went to school and office now and I am the only one who is idle in our family.”

Gu Ye helped get the things in, “No, you are very wealthy now and can make a lot of money.”

Being praised, the corner of Mrs. Gu’s mouth curved up quietly. After saying a few polite words to Yu Ze, she began to check the house openly, “I promised to come over and check the house from time to time. En, there is indeed no trace of you bringing the girl back.”

Yu Ze sent a message to the cook, asking him not to come at noon. When he looked up, he saw Gu Ye busying around his mother and flattering, “Of course, I’m obedient. President Yu, my mom’s noodles are so delicious that I’ve been craving them for a while.”

Mrs. Gu couldn’t help but raise the corners of her mouth. It made her forget everything she planned to say, “Aiya, you naughty kid!”

“Hahaha, I’m just saying the truth. You should give Yu Ze a big bowl. He must have never eaten such delicious noodles. President Yu, the noodles made by my mother are hand-rolled, hand-rolled!”

Mrs. Gu covered her mouth with a smile, “Silly boy, there shouldn’t be anything Mr. Yu has never seen before.”

Yu Ze calmly concealed the smile in his eyes and said seriously, “After my mother passed away, I really haven’t eaten the longevity noodles made by her again.”

Mrs. Gu immediately softened her heart and said, “President Yu, if you don’t mind, you can try my craftsmanship later.”

Yu Ze happily accepted, “Okay, thank you, Auntie.”

Gu Ye twitched his mouth in shock and looked at Yu Ze. I didn’t know you were this kind of person?!

Yu Ze walked to Gu Ye in confusion, “What is it?”

Gu Ye was afraid that Yu Ze would say something outrageous again so he said, “Stop talking and shut up! Listen to me!”

Mrs. Gu was counting the things she had brought. When she heard Gu Ye being so rude, she raised her head and said angrily, “Why are you so mean? President Yu is so busy but still came all the way to see you. You can’t be so rude! Be good and apologize!”

Gu Ye gritted his teeth and squeezed out the words from between his teeth, “I’m sorry.”

Yu Ze quickly said, “He is not rude, he is very nice.”

Mrs. Gu’s expression suddenly changed and she glared at Gu Ye. See, you treat people like this and he still speaks for you. You have disappointed your mother so much.

Gu Ye covered his chest and secretly glared at Yu Ze: My heart is so suffocated!

Mrs. Gu frowned as she watched the two of them teasing back and forth, feeling that something was wrong. Suppressing this doubt in her heart, she brought over a bag of clothes, “These are autumn clothes. It will get cold in the blink of an eye soon so I brought your coat.”

Gu Ye ran over and flattered his mother, “It’s great to have a mother.”

“Nonsense. This is your birthday gift from your father. This card is from your eldest brother, and this card is from your second brother. As for this…” Mrs. Gu looked at the mug with Erha’s face (silly husky) on it and said with great disgust, “It’s from your younger brother.”

Gu Ye took them all and was amused when he saw the mug, “My little brother’s taste, pfft!”

Mrs. Gu had a headache, “He is just like an Erha!”

Gu Ye quickly put all the things away. Yu Ze saw that the clothes bag was quite big and wanted to go over to help. As soon as he stretched out his hand, he saw Gu Ye pick them up with one hand and carried it into the bedroom easily and happily.

Yu Ze looked at Gu Ye’s slender arms and legs and him taking long strides like flying. He followed behind and stood at the door of Gu Ye’s bedroom. Leaning on the door frame and looking at Gu Ye, he asked, “Are you that strong?”

Gu Ye blinked his eyes and smugly said, “Yes, I am born with supernatural power. I can kill a cow with one punch.”

Yu Ze saw the red mark disappearing on Gu Ye’s wrist and understood that it must be some kind of talisman used. Gu Ye was quite good at applying what he learned.

At this time, I heard Mrs. Gu shouting, “Aiya! Old Third, I heard that you spent 180,000 yuan to buy a doll for your mother, is this it? It’s so cute!”

Hearing that, Gu Ye was shocked and hurried over, “She…is made of human skin and can move. Do you still want her?”

“Hahaha, don’t scare your mother. It’s so cute, how can it be made of human skin? How dare you scare me, it’s not like I’m going to snatch things from you.” Mrs. Gu looked around the study while laughing as she said it. It seemed a little different from before. Then, she saw it. Mrs. Gu was stunned when she saw what was hanging on the wall.

Gu Ye opened his mouth and held his forehead tiredly. It’s over. I won’t be able to explain myself!

Mrs. Gu’s expression turned cold, and she looked at the word ‘Head of the Family’, which was exactly the same as Yu Ze’s handwriting, “You two…”

Yu Ze stood behind Gu Ye and said calmly, “I just wrote it casually.”

“Yes!” Gu Ye nodded, “I just thought his handwriting was beautiful, so I begged him to write it.”

Mrs. Gu saw the two of them replying and working together in perfect harmony. Her beautiful eyes widened and she glanced back and forth between them. After that, she curled her lips and sneered. She is just a step away from saying, ‘You think your mother is stupid ah?!’

“I am going to cook.”

Mrs. Gu is a tactful person so she won’t say anything in front of Yu Ze. As if she didn’t know anything, she put Ling Ling down and went to the kitchen.

Gu Ye looked helpless and regretful. At first, he thought Yu Ze’s calligraphy was beautiful and wished he could hang up every one of them. But now he can’t explain it clearly, and everything he says seems to be trying to cover up instead.

Yu Ze raised the corners of his mouth, “What are you afraid of?”

“Nonsense, are you going to make that old antique dad of mine angry to death? He has high blood pressure and the old man is already 60!”

Hearing that, Yu Ze was surprised and stunned, “You…”

Gu Ye finally reacted to what he just said and smiled awkwardly, “I’m just afraid that they will misunderstand.”

Seeing Gu Ye pretending not to know anything, Yu Ze chuckled happily and said with gentle eyes, “Okay, I’ll wait for you.”

Gu Ye suddenly blushed and looked away unnaturally. Both of them pretended to be confused, but Gu Ye suddenly realized that he seemed to be very passive, as if he had fallen into some kind of trap.

Mrs. Gu’s skills are great, especially in cooking. She makes 6 dishes, a bowl of soup, and 3 bowls of hand-made noodles. The dishes are delicious and delightful. Gu Ye flattered her in a fancy way while eating, which made Mrs. Gu angry and wanted to laugh. The corners of her mouth couldn’t help but want to turn up, and she felt happy. However, when she saw Yu Ze who was staying silent at the side, the corners of Mrs. Gu’s mouth suddenly drooped, and she felt extremely complicated.

Yu Ze noticed Mrs. Gu’s expression and said seriously, “It’s delicious. I almost forgot what mom’s cooking tastes like.”

Mrs. Gu’s expression stilled. She knew that Mrs. Yu had passed away several years ago. Also, she heard that when Mrs. Yu passed away, Mr. Yu was so deeply affected that he didn’t bother with his company, and Yu Ze took over. It’s not easy for this young man either.

Mrs. Gu said politely, “It’s good that you like it, I was afraid that it wouldn’t suit your taste. If Mr. Yu likes it, you can come over and eat it at our home someday, my old man Gu will definitely be very happy to see you.”

These words were just perfunctory words from Mrs. Gu, but Yu Ze turned to look at Gu Ye seriously as if asking for his opinion.

Gu Ye is stunned, what are you looking at me for?

Mrs. Gu’s expression became solemn again and thought to herself inside: Alright, this is confirmed. No mistake there.

After lunch, Mrs. Gu didn’t stay much longer. She was holding her displease and wanted to leave. Gu Ye sent her out and said, “Did you drive here by yourself? Mom, your car is so cool!”

Mrs. Gu raised the corner of her mouth and said with an unsmiling smile, “Yeah, I bought it myself.”

“Wow! Mom, you made money! It’s amazing!”

Mrs. Gu got into the car and sneered, “You little bastard, you’ve been flattering me more than usual today. Just you wait!”

Gu Ye: “…”

After sending his little mother away, Gu Ye fell tiredly on the sofa, hugging the pillow and crying without tears. It was so difficult for him.

Yu Ze sat next to Gu Ye’s legs and suddenly smiled.

“Why are you laughing? With my mother’s temper, this matter is not over yet. She’ll come and find me again.”

Yu Ze’s expression immediately simmered down and he stopped smiling.

Gu Ye grinned, “Forget it, you should just smile.”

At this moment, the two of them found a line of sight staring closely at them. When they looked in the direction of the study, Gu Ye was stunned. His daughter is standing by the door with half of her body outside the room. She is twiddling her two index fingers shyly and staring at Yu Ze without blinking. He had never seen this little doll acting like this before. Gu Ye couldn’t laugh or cry, “My dear, you are a face-con ah!”

Yu Ze looked at the little doll calmly, not figuring out how she could move. He stretched out a finger and beckoned with a hook gesture expressionlessly.

Ling Ling shyly retracted half of her body back to the room. After a few seconds, she revealed her head from the door again and peeked at Yu Ze.

Gu Ye helplessly explained, “She can’t come over. The purple aura on your body is too heavy, and she will be hurt.”

Speaking of this, Gu Ye rubbed his hand on Yu Ze’s body. After rubbing, he still felt that it was not enough, “I feel that I have been very unhappy recently, and it must be because I have bad luck energy. Take off your coat, I want to borrow it.”

Without saying a word, Yu Ze took off his suit jacket to Gu Ye and Gu Ye huddled on the sofa. The suit jacket was a bit large, so he could just shrink himself into it. His heart suddenly felt at ease, and his whole body was covered with purple energy. Gu Ye felt like he was the son of destiny and vowed, “I will be lucky tomorrow. If I listen to Sister Hong Dou recite the Heart Sutra in the evening, I might ascend.”

Yu Ze was amused, looking at Gu Ye being wrapped like a rice dumpling. His(GY) mood was much better than when he saw him at noon. Smiling, Yu Ze said, “Tell me about the depressing things these days, little lost lamb.”

“Alas!” Thinking about it makes Gu Ye feel amused. Right now, he felt that there was nothing he couldn’t say, so he said bluntly, “I just feel that people’s hearts are so dirty. The word ‘desire’ has been used to the max. When being selfish, they have no morals and no bottom line. I’m a little tired of the world and want to keep company with ghosts.”

Yu Ze immediately understood what was wrong with Gu Ye, “Your thinking hit a dead-end? It is a materialistic society, to begin with. You have seen too many dark things, so you have to look for the beautiful side.”

“The beautiful side?” Gu Ye swayed like a roly-poly toy, with a confused expression.

Yu Ze looked at Gu Ye sideways, “There are a lot of good people and good things. But have you noticed?”

“No, I only noticed where people died and if there were any aggrieved souls. My master has told me since I was a child that it is my duty to eliminate evil and promote good.” After saying this, Gu Ye suddenly realized that there would be problems with his mentality if he continued like this. He had no chance to soothe his tight nerves. He just blindly saves people and ghosts, and all he sees is the darkest side of human nature. If this continues, he may become mentally twisted and perverted, and this is not good.

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Even The Lame Got Tricked By Me Into Standing Up – Chapter 51 Part 2

Chapter 51 Don’t let regret accompany you throughout your life Part 2

The woman had never seen her submissive adopted daughter act like this. It seemed that the woman was so frightened that she took 2 steps back, “You are crazy, you are crazy!”

Gu Ye looked at Li Jiatong and sighed silently. Then he coldly interrupted the confrontation between the two of them, “I said that you are a two-legged old thing for a reason. Your little daughter is not your biological child. Your child died upon birth so whose child did you steal from?”

Li Jiatong’s eyes widened in shock, what?

“You… nonsense!” The woman took a step back in panic, “I won’t talk to you anymore, I’m going to go find your teacher and report you! Li Jiatong must drop out of school!”

Gu Ye smiled and said, “So you think those raised since childhood will be closer to you than those adopted? Think back, how does your little girl look anything like you and your husband?” Gu Ye pointed at the woman whose expression had changed, “Look here, this is an example of a dirty person! She dares to come to find you shamelessly, what are you afraid of? She is a human trafficker! Stealing other people’s children! Only her 2 legs look like a human being. Other than that, how does she look anything remotely human?”

“Nonsense!” The woman was too frightened to say anything more, so she ran away in panic after saying that.

Li Jiatong took off her glasses and longingly looked at Gu Ye’s face with red eyes, “I, I’m sorry, I know I was wrong! I was wrong!”

Gu Ye shook his head, “Straighten your back, what’s the use of crying? I’m not here to help you. Just by the fact that you got a brat to tie a red thread with me, I don’t want to see you in the future anymore. I’m here because I don’t want to see a scumbag get away with it. You’ll have to walk your own path from now on. Goodbye.”

“Gu Ye!” This time, Li Jiatong plucked up the courage to catch up, “Thank you, I will plead guilty and surrender. So, do you still think I’m disgusting?”

Gu Ye paused and turned around, “I said you are disgusting because you want to ruin a 16-year-old child just to get revenge on your adoptive parents. Is your sister really mean to you? Do you really have the heart to see her suffer like that? Okay, let me show you something.”

Gu Ye walked back, drew a piece of talisman paper, and stuck it on Li Jiatong’s forehead. Li Jiatong’s eyes widened instantly because now a scene appeared in front of her eyes.

When Li Jiatong’s sister was 3 years old, she especially liked to hold onto her legs, let her carry her, and call her big sister sweetly. When her sister was 6 years old and in first grade, she wanted to get into Li Jiatong’s bed every day and complained aggrievedly that she had been bullied by another little boy today. When she was 10 years old, her younger sister would secretly give her some of her pocket money and say, “Big sister, when I grow up and make money, I will buy you a nice little dress.” When her sister was 12 years old, she started staying in the junior high school dormitory. Their relationship seemed to grow farther and farther with time and distance. Later, her sister knocked on her door several times at night but Li Jiatong hid away because she didn’t want to see her sister’s smiling face. She doesn’t want to see her being pampered, she hates it, she loathes it!

With tears in her eyes, Li Jiatong realized that it seemed that the only family member who had been good to her since childhood was her younger sister.

Soon, the scene changed and Li Jiatong saw Li Jiayue being held down by a man in his forties or fifties. She was crying, shouting, and struggling helplessly. Li Jiatong held her head and felt like her heart was being pulled. Suddenly she cried out in pain and screamed, “No! No! Let her go! You beast, let her go!”

The scene stopped abruptly. Gu Ye took off the charm and said with a cold face, “I don’t need to say anything else now, right? This child’s life will be ruined. Your parents are guilty, how can your sister be innocent, right?”

Li Jiatong collapsed and sat on the ground. Looking at her hands, she said tremblingly, “I’m sorry, I, I’m sorry for her! Have I gone crazy?”

“Nothing will happen to your sister. She will be taken away by her biological parents in the future. The sibling fate between you two sisters is over. Your adoptive father is dead. You know how he died. After all, it was in your hands. Do you know the consequences of carrying a human life on your back?

Gu Ye said calmly, “If you encounter something like this again, find the right way to solve it.”

Li Jiatong said with despair, “There is no future.”

Gu Ye turned around and waved goodbye, “Why not? Your adoptive father fell into the water and drowned because he was tired while driving.”

Gu Ye walked out of the forest side and sent a message to Mu Jingfei: [Sister Mu, I found a human trafficker from 16 years ago.]

Mu Jingfei: [Where is the evidence?]

Gu Ye: [Evidence? Just investigate the criminal and you’ll have it.]

Mu Jingfei: […Wait for big sister to find you later.]

At noon, the police acted quickly and arrested Li Jiatong’s adoptive mother. They tested the DNA of her and her youngest daughter and determined that there was no mother-daughter relationship. The hospital’s birth records were also retrieved, and it was found that only one child in the same ward died on the night of birth. After cooperating with the police in that area to extract a DNA test, it was immediately determined that Li Jiatong’s sister was the child of that family. Upon learning that their child was still alive, the real parents wished they could come to the Capital by car immediately that day and strangle the woman who had stolen their child.

Seeing her adoptive mother being put into a police car, Li Jiatong burst into tears. She raised her head and looked at the dazzling sunshine. For the first time, she felt that it was so bright and warm. Li Jiatong did not go back to class, but went directly to the teacher, “I want to change to the law department now, is it still late?”

Gu Ye met with Mu Jingfei in private and said, “Sister Mu, I encountered a case regarding loan sharks. This is the address.”

Mu Jingfei laughed and said, “You are almost becoming a private detective.”

Gu Ye smiled and said, “What I do is all thankless work, and no one pays me a salary.”

Mu Jingfei sighed, “You must be doing it for that girl. She will be alone in the future and get into trouble with loan sharks.”

Gu Ye smiled, “No, there are so many children without fathers and mothers. It all depends on how they live. Who is not a human here if you just stand straight? She is pitiful but she still has food to eat. There are many more people more pitiful than her. Haven’t you seen much yet?”

Gu Ye thought of the days in his previous life when he had no parents and no mother, crawling out of the pit of dead children to find food. He couldn’t help but sneer and didn’t want to continue, “So what if I save people? The most difficult thing to save is the human heart. There are so many tastes/flavors in life. How many people have their backbones(principle) broken by life, how many people die under the darkness of the human heart? There are too many poor people, how many can I save?” Having said this, Gu Ye smiled pretending to be relaxed, “Maybe even after I saved someone, I will be repaid with evil. That’s how people are.”

Mu Jingfei saw the loneliness in Gu Ye’s eyes and couldn’t help but pat the shoulder of this big boy who was almost like her younger brother and encouraged him, “At your age, it’s great to be able to do this. It doesn’t matter how old you are, how much life experience you have, how much money you have, the most important thing is here.” She poked Gu Ye’s heart and said, “Understanding right from wrong, good from bad, and then just have a clear conscience. If you read too much into it, your heart will become tired. The more you understand, the greater the burden will be. Ten thousand people have ten thousand steelyards in their hearts. No matter what you do, someone will tell you that it’s not good, so relax and study hard.”

Gu Ye suppressed all his emotions and said with a smile, “Okay!”

Mu Jingfei also laughed, “How many people will be charmed to death by your smiling face!”

Gu Ye narrowed his eyes, “No need for more, just 1 is enough. One who will never get tired of me in his lifetime is enough.”

After sending Mu Jingfei away, the smile on Gu Ye’s face faded. In fact, there is not much relief. Mu Jingfei also looks at people’s hearts, but after she brings the bad guys to justice, the matter will be over. However, what Gu Ye sees more is that people will not get justice after they die in vain. Every time he empathizes, he will feel that kind of despair. Sometimes he really felt that people’s hearts were so disgusting that it was better to keep company with ghosts.

Just when Gu Ye was feeling suffocated, his cell phone rang. After Gu Ye answered it, he looked towards the gate. There was a familiar car parked there. Many students would take a look when they passed by when they left school. Gu Ye smiled and wondered why he was being single-minded. In his 2 lifetimes, he has never understood this matter. Isn’t there another person here who traveled 2 hours to celebrate his birthday?

Yu Ze asked doubtfully in the call, “Gu Ye? Did you hear me?”

Gu Ye raised his hand with a smile and waved in the direction of the door, “I didn’t hear you just now, wait a moment.”

Gu Ye trotted towards the gate. He got into Yu Ze’s car with a smile while being looked at by many people. This time Yu Ze came by himself without an assistant. Gu Ye looked at the big cake placed on the back seat and put on his seat belt with a smile, “Is there a traffic jam on the road?”

Yu Ze replied calmly, “How about you calculate it?”

Gu Ye tilted his head and looked at Yu Ze’s expression. He said jokingly, “You’re in a good mood today. So, not going to work makes you that happy?”

Yu Ze raised the corner of his mouth slightly, “En.”

Gu Ye was immediately stifled by this word. It is okay to reply with just an ‘En’? How to continue on with the conversation?

“You seem to be in a bad mood,” Yu Ze said firmly, “I can see that you are confused now. Do you have doubts about what you insist on doing?”

Gu Ye laughed and didn’t know what to say. Nothing could be hidden from his eyes. “Yeah, sometimes I want to give up my career, open a library after graduation, and live a leisurely life.”

Yu Ze said gently, “You have the entire afternoon to tell me, I can be a listener.”

Gu Ye thought for a while, smiled, and nodded, “Okay!”

Gu Ye’s always impetuous heart calmed down just because of this sentence. Gu Ye glanced at Yu Ze’s side face and thought to himself, that this was probably Yu Ze’s calm temperament and his steady mind, which made him feel at ease. After all, Yu Ze has always been reliable.

Soon after arriving at Gu Ye’s house, Yu Ze parked the car in the parking lot at the entrance. Seeing that the place was empty, he asked while carrying the cake, “Do you have a driver’s license?”

Gu Ye took out the key, “What do you want to do?”

Yu Ze said seriously, “I’ll buy you a car.”

“I have! And it’s a manual (talking about his bicycle)!” Gu Ye curled his lips, “But it was ridden away by your nephew that rascal.”

Yu Ze frowned, “I’ll scold him.”

“No, just let him ride if he wanted to. I even snatched away his new game console and I still haven’t returned it. I say, he should be suspicious by now about what is my relationship with you, and why are you always looking after me.” Gu Ye imitated Zhao Pengyu’s tone, sounding aggrieved.

Yu Ze followed Gu Ye with a smile, “What kind of relationship did you tell him?”

Gu Ye opened the door and entered the house, saying expressionlessly, “Friends that don’t mind the age gap?”

Yu Ze’s smiling face suddenly dropped a lot, “It’s, it’s not that many years apart.”

Gu Ye pretended not to understand and took the cake from the other party’s hand first, “Eating out or eating at home?”

“Eat at home,” Yu Ze looked at the time, “In 10 minutes, the chef will come to your door with ingredients.”

“Wow!” Gu Ye said in admiration, “You think it out so thoroughly!”

Yu Ze smiled and took out a box with blue wrapping paper from his suit pocket. He handed it to Gu Ye and said, “Happy birthday.”

Gu Ye was stunned and accepted the box with some embarrassment. He anxiously guessed what was inside. If it was a ring, should he accept it? What should he say? The relationship between them now is a bit delicate.

Yu Ze saw him dawdling and took a step forward. Both people were so close that they almost touched each other. Yu Ze helped Gu Ye open the box, and Gu Ye breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, it was not a ring, but a watch!

Yu Ze looked into Gu Ye’s eyes and asked seriously, “I want to spend your birthday with you at this time every year. Can you give me a chance?”

Gu Ye immediately blushed and stammered, “Of… of course, why won’t I accept the gift you gave me? I’m not stupid, haha.”

Yu Ze frowned and grabbed Gu Ye’s hand, “What I mean is…”

Before Yu Ze could finish speaking, the door was pushed open from the outside. Mrs. Gu was carrying some dishes in her hands. At a glance, she saw two people standing close to each other in the living room, their hands still held together. Mrs. Gu’s breath hitched and she said, “You two…”

Gu Ye suddenly panicked and shouted anxiously, “Mom! Listen to my explanation, we are not who you think!”

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Even The Lame Got Tricked By Me Into Standing Up – Chapter 51 Part 1

Chapter 51 Don’t let regret accompany you throughout your life Part 1

The little ghost floated in from the window, with an evil smile hanging on the corner of his mouth. Not stopping, he drifted closer and closer to Gu Ye. The ghostly aura and resentment filled the entire room, highlighting his bloodless face which makes him even more weird and terrifying.

Gu Ye smiled, “Little one, do you think you can scare me like this?” He picked up a drink on the table and took a sip with a smile, “Tell me, what do you come here for?”

The ghost child answered grimly, “I want to take that fool away.”

“Fool? Are you talking about this?” Gu Ye picked up the Cloudy Day doll lying on the table. He held a drink and said with a smile, “If you have the ability, come and snatch it.”

The ghost child’s eyes widened and he turned into a ghostly figure as he rushed over. A small shadow suddenly jumped out from behind Gu Ye and kicked the opponent’s head with her small red leather shoes. Thick resentment wrapped up the ghost child, and her immature voice said in dissatisfaction, “Stay away from my father!”

“Tsk. Come back, my daughter.” Gu Ye put down the juice helplessly and drew a red line in the air with a cinnabar pen.

The golden power of merit dyed the line. With a slight wave, the line turned into a whip, and the ghost child was hit and flung out more than 2 meters away. This kind of power of merit is the same as the sunlight, thunder, and other things with strong ‘Yang’ power, and it is a fatal threat to things with concentrated resentment. The ghost child’s resentment was dissipated by the whip, and he stood by the wall and looked at Gu Ye fearfully.

Gu Ye said calmly, “You are carrying 7 lives on you. How amazing, kid.”

The ghost child grinned and looked at Gu Ye sinisterly, “No, if I counted you, it will be 8 soon.”

Gu Ye sneered, “Such bluff. My dear daughter, suck away his resentment and see if he can still play around.”

Ling Ling is the spiritual consciousness formed by absorbing resentment. She likes the resentment in all kinds of ghosts. The little doll stood on the table, with two small hands raised. The thick resentment turned the whole room dark. As soon as the ghost child’s resentment came into contact with Ling Ling, it flowed out uncontrollably and he couldn’t take it back.

The ghost child looked at the little doll in horror. Without resentment, he cannot survive in this situation. In panic, he flew towards Ling Ling, pointing his sharp nails at Ling Ling’s neck, wanting to kill her first. Gu Ye sneered and waved the whip in his hand. With a snap, it hit the ghost child’s feet. The ghost child fearfully flew back and dodged more than 2 meters.

Gu Ye disdainfully threw the whip away. Seeing how cool Xie Cheng is with his whip, Gu Ye thought he could do the same. As expected, one can’t do it properly without some practice. He held 2 talisman papers in his hand and chanted, “Righterous power of Tiangang, Nine Wind shatters, Break!”

As soon as the word ‘Break’ was out, there were 2 slight phoenix calls in the room, and 2 golden lights passed through the ghost child’s body. The ghost child let out a scream, and his ghostly energy was instantly reduced by more than half. At this moment, a sinister wind rose and the ghost child’s figure disappeared in an instant.

Gu Ye frowned and counted something with his fingers. Then he sneered, “You reap what you sow!”

This kind of ghost child who has killed people is extremely evil and extremely murderous. If he doesn’t kill someone every time he comes out, he can’t be taken back (into his container).

The two people who kept the ghost child noticed that the ghost child was injured and was worried that this one would be caught by Gu Ye like the last one. They hurriedly summoned him back, breaking out in a cold sweat while holding a black Buddha statue.

Unexpectedly, as soon as the ghost child came back, a gloomy wind blew up in the room and the whole space was filled with the stench of blood. The two of them hurriedly used the ghost pendant to suppress it, trying to take him back forcefully. The ghost child looked at the man holding his container with a sinister look. Pouncing over to him with hatred, he grabbed the man’s neck in a chokehold.

“Brother Yu!” Another person panicked and hurriedly took out the ghost-suppressing mirror given by the master and shone it on the ghost child. The ghost boy trembled and screamed in pain. After that, he angrily stretched out his other hand and tore off his owner’s head before getting into the black Buddha statue.

“Ahhhhhh!!!” Seeing this bloody scene with his own eyes, the other man was so frightened that his eyes rolled back and he fainted.

Gu Ye had already calculated that something would happen to the people who kept the ghost, but he was too lazy to take care of it. Since they ordered the ghost child to kill 7 people, they deserve to die. He took out the ghost child who was called ‘Fool’ and said, “Ghost child, do you remember what the person who created you looks like?”

The ghost child was so frightened by Gu Ye’s unkind expression that he trembled all over and said aggrievedly, “I do.”

Gu Ye gave the child a pen and said, “Draw it.”

The ghost child held the entire pen in both hands and drew a fat, oval-shaped thing.

The corner of Gu Ye’s mouth twitched, “Is this a pumpkin spirit?”

The ghost child felt aggrieved and said, “He’s just a fat man.”

Hearing that, Gu Ye felt tired in his heart. Well, encountering a soul painter(terrible painter), there was nothing he could do. Taking the pen from the child’s hand, Gu Ye wrote the address of the ghost keeper on a piece of white paper and placed it in a conspicuous place on the table. Then, he called the people at the Xuanshu Association.

“Hello, I’m Gu Ye. Yes, I’m the Gu Ye that none of you want to meet.” Gu Ye didn’t wait for the other party to talk nonsense and added indifferently, “Write down the address that I’m going to tell you. I will only recite it once.”

The other party sounded confused after writing it down, “What do you want to do with this?”

“I discovered that there is an evil spirit in this place. Are you guys going to head there?”

The person on the phone answered seriously, “According to the rules, you have to handle what you find yourself. Others have no right to interfere.”

“Don’t talk about any rules with me. If I have time to deal with it, why do I need to come to you? Don’t I go to school? Can I compare with you older people?” Gu Ye mocked angrily, “The very purpose of your establishment is to eliminate harm to the people. Catch him if you guys are awesome. If you can’t catch him, you’re not human.” After saying that, he hung up the phone.

The people from the Xuanshu Association had their breath stuck in their throats and didn’t even have a chance to come back with a rebut. What’s even more annoying is that you still have to listen to him. Now many young people in the Xuanshu Association have left, and with the constant pressure from above, they are already in disarray. If they don’t do something to prove the need for their existence, they will really be in trouble.

People from the Xuanshu Association were sent to this address that night to investigate. After discovering a ghost keeper whose head had been torn off by a ghost, they also found a fool who was frightened into craziness in the corner. The container for keeping the ghost was found as well. Not only do they have to take away that ghost child, but they also have to investigate who created it. However, with the only person who knows about this case has gone crazy, the investigation became more difficult.

The elders of the Xuanshu Association wanted to scold Gu Ye to Hell for pushing such a troublesome thing onto them. At such a young age and with so many bad intentions, he was just as difficult to deal with as his senior brother!

After hearing the news, Xie Cheng sent a message to Gu Ye that night: [You found some work for them?]

Gu Ye only saw it when he got up in the morning and replied: [Whenever they are being bastards, I will take people to report them. Whenever there is a job that is difficult to do, I will send them a message about it. I want to see how they still have to energy to mess with me.]

Xie Cheng replied with 2 rows of thumbs up and added: [Excellent!]

Recent events made Gu Ye feel bad and he thought of some things in his previous life. He didn’t even take a few bites of breakfast. Putting down his chopsticks, he stood up and said, “I’m not eating anymore. I’m going to school.”

Hong Dou helplessly put away the rest of the meal, made a cup of milk tea, and caught up with Gu Ye. Yesterday, she took the ghost child to correct other people’s marriage lines all night. If it weren’t for this, she doubted that Gu Ye wouldn’t even eat a bite. Gu Ye accepted the milk tea and took a sip with a smile, “It would be nice if there were only big sisters like you in the world. Even after being trapped for thousands of years, your heart is still so beautiful.”

Hong Dou saw Gu Ye smiling, but she didn’t feel relieved at all, “You should learn to let out what’s in your mind. It’s not good if you keep it to yourself.”

Gu Ye chuckled and agreed softly, “Okay, I will learn it.”

Hong Dou turned into a wisp of red smoke and got into the Buddhist beads on Gu Ye’s wrist, and followed Gu Ye to school worriedly.

Gu Ye’s eyelids kept twitching this morning. He couldn’t figure out whether he didn’t sleep well last night or something was about to happen. This feeling made him very irritable.

Xia Xiang sensitively noticed that Gu Ye was in a bad mood. After class, Xia Xiang asked him in a low voice, “What’s wrong with you these days? I always feel like you’re dealing with something. We won’t know anything if you don’t tell us.”

Gu Ye smiled and said casually, “It’s okay, maybe it’s because today is the anniversary of my mother’s death so I was a little distracted.”

Xia Xiang patted Gu Ye on the shoulder, “You have it hard. After so many years, there are some things that need to be kept in mind but we have to look forward. Happy birthday.”

Gu Ye’s lips curved up, “Thank you.”

Zhao Pengyu jumped over happily after hearing this, “Gu Ye’s birthday is today?”

Everyone looked over from hearing Zhao Pengyu’s loud voice, “Gu Ye’s birthday is today? Happy birthday!”

“Happy birthday Gu Ye!”

“Happy birthday, male god! You’re 20 now!”

There were blessings all around. Gu Ye smiled and thanked his classmates for their kindness. Zhao Pengyu put his arms around his neck and said with a smile, “There are no classes in the afternoon. Let’s go out to eat at noon today. I’ll treat you!”

Gu Ye slapped Zhao Pengyu’s paws off in disgust, “I have an appointment at noon, please invite me next time.”

Zhao Pengyu stared and reacted immediately, “Is this the person you chatted with last time?”

Everyone listened with open ears, that’s big news!

Gu Ye replied angrily, “It’s my brother! So, are you coming?”

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief, it turned out to be family members, meh.

When Zhao Pengyu thought of the serious face of the eldest brother of the Gu family, he waved his hands in fear, “Forget it, I won’t go.”

Gu Ye turned his head and faced Xia Xiang who had a half-smiling expression on his face. Then, Gu Ye awkwardly held Xia Xiang’s baby face and kneaded it like a ball.

“You know too much! I’ll kill you and silence you!”

Xia Xiang: “…I didn’t say anything else.”

“You are not allowed to even think about it!”

Xia Xiang doesn’t know if to laugh or cry, how could Gu Ye be so unreasonable?

A few people were making a fuss when they heard a commotion outside, and someone said, “Li Jiatong’s mother from Class 3 has come to the school and wants her to drop out of school.”

“Which Li Jiatong?”

“She’s the one who doesn’t like to talk. She studies well, but no one can’t see what she looks like in daily life.”

“What is her mother thinking? After finally getting into such a good school, why not let her continue?”

Gu Ye counted something with his fingers and his expression changed. Swiftly, he pulled a piece of paper from his notebook and quickly wrote a note to request a leave. Next, he put it on the teacher’s desk and went out by himself.

“Gu Ye!” Zhao Pengyu stood up worriedly but Xia Xiang grabbed his clothes and asked him to sit down. “He has his own affairs to deal with. Nothing will happen in school. Don’t go and muddle things.”

Zhao Pengyu pointed to the door and said helplessly, “I think he is not in a good mood today.”

Xia Xiang answered angrily, “Of course, today is his mother’s death anniversary.”

Zhao Pengyu looked shocked and said in annoyance, “Then I was just teasing him earlier… aiya, I’m so stupid! I don’t know about his mother!”

When other students heard this, they also felt embarrassed. They were so happy to congratulate Gu Ye on his mother’s death anniversary. Some of them with sensitive minds felt guiltier, “Ai, this is such a big deal, and yet he still responded to us with a smile. It’s hard to tell how uncomfortable he will be.”

At this moment, Gu Ye went to the place in his calculation where the tragedy would occur and came to the forest side with a lot of stones. As soon as he got close, he heard a woman threatening, “Come back with me, you can’t go to school anymore. If you don’t come back, I can’t promise not to tell anyone about that matter. Your father is dead anyway so I have nothing to fear.”

“Really? Okay then, you go ahead and tell others.” Li Jiatong’s eyes fell on a sharp stone, and her eyes became brighter. She thinks she has found a way to escape all these; she is so tired. Since she can’t live anymore anyway, so let’s die together.

“Okay? Great!” The middle-aged woman became angry, turned around, and walked towards the office building.

Li Jiatong sneered and walked toward the stone she had seen earlier. Just as she was about to take it, a familiar voice said in disgust, “That two-legged old thing, stop right there.”

Li Jiatong’s pupils shrank, and her waist was about to bend down straightened stiffly. Her outstretched hand is retrieved and her fist tightly clenched.

Hearing that, the woman turned around and looked at Gu Ye who suddenly appeared with a cold expression, “Who are you?”

Gu Ye walked over expressionlessly and took Li Jiatong’s wrist. Together, they walked a few steps in front of the woman. Then, Gu Ye raised his hand (together with Li Jiatong’s hand) and slapped her with a loud ‘PA’.

This slap stunned Li Jiatong, and her adoptive mother was also dumbfounded. They both looked at Gu Ye blankly, not knowing how to react.

Gu Ye said angrily, “You coward! This scumbag here, she is inhuman. So you can just slap her and be done with it!”

The woman finally reacted and said agitatedly, “I am her mother! How dare she hit me?!”

“No, you’re not her mother, you’re just a scumbag in human skin. Everything associated with the word ‘Mother’ has a bit of humanity, but you don’t.” Gu Ye looked at the other party’s face and sneered, “Wasn’t it because you had no children that you adopted her? Didn’t you expect her to take care of you until you died? But look at you now, how do you look like a mother?”

“You’re talking nonsense! Who do you think you are? I raised her…”

PA!

This time, without Gu Ye’s instruction, Li Jiatong went up and slapped her adoptive mother. She was also very angry. Her eyes were red as if she was crazy. She rushed over and wanted to hit the woman again.

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Even The Lame Got Tricked By Me Into Standing Up – Chapter 50 Part 2

Chapter 50 Save people and ghosts but it’s hard to save hearts Part 2

[Hello, I am the messenger of the true God. Your wish is too big, which will make the true God unable to feel sincerity and help you realize it. How about another one?]

Gu Ye: [Didn’t you say that the true God will help me? My heart is very sincere, as long as there is a true God, He can feel it. The true God will definitely give me a big house of 500 square meters, give me 10 million, and make Gu Decheng come to me and recognize me as his son.]

The messenger of the true God was stuck and did not reply for several minutes. Gu Ye was amused. The other party probably scolding him right now for being crazy.

After a while, the messenger of the true God finally replied: [Junior believers cannot make such high wishes. You can try asking to be with someone, or ask for test answers, all of these are fine.]

Gu Ye sneered and replied: [Feelings/Relationship also can be asked?]

[Yes, true God will help you realize your wishes.]

Gu Ye: [I want to get married to the national goddess Bai Xueqin. Can true God make her divorce and marry me now?]

The person on the other side was forced into silence for another 2 minutes before replying: [Yes, as long as you are sincere and donate enough incense money, the true God will fulfill your wish.]

Gu Ye: [So I want to be Gu Decheng’s son, I want a fortune of 10 million and a big house of 500 square meters.]

The other party was finally annoyed by Gu Ye and immediately replied: [God will not favor a messy person like you! You can leave now!]

Gu Ye took a pen and sketched the ghost child. It was so ugly that he couldn’t bear to see it. He sent it to the other party: [Dear, does your family’s true God look like this?]

The other side went silent again. Gu Ye guessed that the other party’s grubby paws were numb now. He had detained this ghost child for a week. There must have been many clients chasing them to realize their wishes for a relationship. These people were already as anxious as ants on a scalding pot so now that they saw this sketch of the ghost child, their excited hearts must be beating at 180 per minute.

Gu Ye: [This little thing is mine now. Not only it is blessing me, but it also performs singing, dancing, and flying for me~]

Man: “Ghost child #2 is actually in his hands! No wonder he disappeared! We must get him back. Without him, this website will not survive!”

Man: “The IP has been found. It’s in a high-end community near Capital University! Brother Yu, this address belongs to Gu Ye! He is Gu Decheng’s son, and also Li Jiatong’s target. Why don’t we find that Taoist priest and see if he can recall the ghost child? We can only take action secretly against Gu Ye. If we seek him out blatantly and Gu Decheng finds out… we really can’t afford to offend him.”

“Fk that, that stinking Taoist priest just wants money. I spent 3 million yuan to buy this ghost child. If we ask for his help, who knows what he will ask for.” The man called Brother Yu thought for a moment and gritted his teeth before saying, “Get the loan sharks take a look, they have the experience. The opponent is just a 20-year-old boy, tell them to act according to the circumstances.”

After Gu Ye exited the website, he told Hong Dou, “They will definitely send someone to come to me in a while. I will take a sleep first. When they come, you call me.”

The only place in this community where strangers can sneak in is an adult products store next to the side door. In order to make shopping easier for people in the community, the boss opened a back door so that people could come in directly from the community without having to go around a long way.

In order not to arouse suspicion, 5 young and strong young men each bought a box of cond6ms and swaggered into the community[1]. Following the address given, the men arrived at the downstairs of Gu Ye’s residence and got dumbfounded. Without the access card, they couldn’t even go upstairs.

At this moment, a chubby woman happened to go downstairs to throw away garbage. The men saw the opportunity coming, and they all followed behind her gleefully. After they managed to enter the building, they regretfully thought to themselves that it was a pity this woman was not attractive at all.

In the blink of an eye, they arrived at the door of Gu Ye’s house. The woman turned back and looked at them with a smile, “Come in, the tea is ready at home.”

The 5 men were all stunned. Seeing the fat figure of the woman in front of them gradually become thinner, and the ordinary gray clothes turned into a gorgeous red costume, they were so frightened that the hairs on their scalp stood up, “Gho-”

Before they could finish the word, a roll of toilet paper appeared and blocked their mouth. Hong Dou, who was already standing at the door, waved. Seeing the 5 people walking towards her uncontrollably, she smiled and said, “It is bad manners to disturb people late at night so please stay quiet.”

The men were so scared that they almost peed. Their eyes widened and their chests heaved violently as they walked into Gu Ye’s house uncontrollably. As soon as they entered the door, the most timid man rolled his eyes and fainted from fright. The remaining 4 couldn’t stand it either and they were shaking like dice-shaker because there was a room full of ghosts in the house!!

The person who opened the door for them was a woman with eyes hanging out of her sockets. Half of her face was deformed, and she smiled kindly at them. There are 3 ghosts sitting in the corner playing ‘Fighting the Landlord’. Realizing that there were visitors, 2 of them did not move but simply twisted their heads 180 degrees to look at them curiously. There was also a hanged man who took a toothbrush and carefully brushed his tongue. He ran over to look at their visitors, and there was blood all over his tongue!

“Is this 3D?” One person found that he could finally speak, but the tone of his voice had changed.

Another person trembled and stammered, “It should be a 3D image. These academic masters… often, often do these high-tech things… to, to scare the uneducated.”

At this moment, a doll wearing a small skirt came running over. She grinned at them, pointed the magic wand in her hand at one person’s knee, and poked it.

The person who was stabbed screamed. The pain seemed to reach the depths of his soul.

Thud! All of a sudden, 2 more people were frightened and fainted. It was…real?!

“Tsk, tsk, tsk,” Gu Ye came out of the bedroom in pajamas and said disdainfully, “You guys are so cowardly, how can you be a loan shark?”

Gu Ye removed the Spiritual Power Boosting Talisman from the living room and the ghosts disappeared from sight. Sitting on the sofa, he yawned and asked, “Tell me, why did you come looking for me?”

Finding that all the ghosts were gone, the only two men who were still conscious rushed to answer the question, “Looking for something.”

Gu Ye asked lazily, “What are you looking for?”

“The boss said that there is a ghost child who can tie the thread of relationships.” Someone took out a black Buddhist amulet from his pocket and added, “If the ghost child senses this amulet, he will go into it. We have said everything we can, please let us go, we don’t want to look for the ghost anymore.”

“Pfft!” Gu Ye was amused, “No, you’re already here, why don’t you meet your true God? Girl, bring over your toy.”

In the horrified eyes of the 2 men, the little doll held a very evil-looking Sunny Day doll as she ran over. Throwing away the thing in her hand on the table, she pulled out a ghost figure from the doll. She waved her little hand, and a wave of resentment enveloped the ghost. Hence, the ugly little ghost suddenly appeared in human form in front of ordinary people.

“No, no, no, we don’t want to look at it! We are not together with them, we are just loan sharks. We are not under the same boss, we are not from the same unit!”

Now the 2 men are extremely envious of the 3 colleagues who have fainted from fear. They looked so frightened that their faces turned pale and their lips lost all color. They looked at Gu Ye who was lying lazily on the sofa, his delicate eyebrows were as beautiful as a finely carved doll in an environment so dark that only the outline could be seen clearly. There was no difference between his fair complexion and the doll sitting next to him. The more the two of them looked at it, the weirder it became. It felt like the person lying there was not a living person!

Gu Ye yawned and pointed at the ghost child, “You, tie them all together.”

The ghost child was stunned, “Huh?!”

“What ‘huh’? Never heard of ‘love pentagon’ before? Told you to tie them up, so you should just do it. The more messy the tie, the better.”

“No! We are debt collectors. It’s proper work, we are good citizens!” Obviously, they all know how terrible the relationship line is. As long as it is tied, it is not up to them to decide who they like.

Another person was so frightened that he ran outside, “I want to call the police, I want to call the police! Help!”

Gu Ye curled his lips in disgust, “Good citizen? You’re talking like we don’t have an ID card ourselves. Drag him back to me and tie him up.”

The ghost child was so frightened by Gu Ye that he had no intention of fighting back. In order to please Gu Ye, he rushed forward bravely and tied the men into rice dumplings with red threads.

Gu Ye looked at his finished product and couldn’t help but shake his head. The emotion was so intense and exhilarating that he couldn’t even bear to watch it. It was much more lively than a dog-blood TV series.

Even Hong Dou sympathized with the men and couldn’t bear to see this complicated love-hate entanglement.

Gu Ye was finally not sleepy anymore. He sat up with his legs crossed and called the security guard, “They broke into the house and tried to rob me. Send them to the police station and let the policemen deal with them.”

Several security guys came to apprehend the men apologetically and kept apologizing to Gu Ye, “This is an oversight on our part. We are sorry for the fright!”

Gu Ye waved his hand, “No next time, I won’t complain against you guys this time.”

The security guy gratefully dragged the fainted people out and woke them all up. Unexpectedly, the men cried and hugged the security guard’s legs, begging for help. Several security guys were so angry that they shoved them into the car and scolded, “Breaking into private houses and attempted robbery! You guys still have the nerve to call for help? Send them all to the police!”

Gu Ye stood at the door and waved with a smile, “Bye bye~”

Back at school the next day, Gu Ye came to the classroom where Li Jiatong was sitting with everyone looking in shock and called Li Jiatong who was sitting in the last row out. Li Jiatong followed Gu Ye, holding the book in her hands and squeezing it so hard that her joints turned white. He finally talked to her. Could it be that all her wishes would come true one by one? This is a huge surprise that fell from the sky and it hits Li Jiatong on the head. Her mind went blank and she was so nervous that she didn’t know how to walk out of the classroom. Looking at Gu Ye’s back, she was so nervous that she couldn’t breathe easily.

Gu Ye found a rather deserted place and stopped. Without looking back, he said, “I saw your message on that website.”

This sentence was like a basin of cold water, extinguishing all the fantasies in Li Jiatong’s heart, “What?”

Gu Ye turned around, looked at Li Jiatong’s shocked expression, and said indifferently, “You have signed a loan with the loan shark and yet, your wish has not been realized. It is such a pity.”

Li Jiatong grabbed a handful of bangs hair in panic. She lowered her head, almost hiding her entire face, “No, I don’t know what, what are you talking about.”

“Since I came to you, I already know what you did. You don’t have to admit it. I’ll leave as soon as I finish.” Gu Ye sighed and continued regretfully, “I remembered who you are. You are the girl with soft ears (pushover) who bought fake test answers. Didn’t I tell you not to be so soft-hearted? You didn’t listen to me?”

Li Jiatong pursed her lips, and her eyes turned red uncontrollably when she thought of that time. She thought she wouldn’t cry anymore, but unexpectedly, the strong defense in her heart was shattered by Gu Ye’s simple words. Thinking of that sunny boy, Li Jiatong collapsed and covered her face. She was like a filthy thing living in the sun. How could she get close (to him)? How dare she get close (to him)?

Gu Ye frowned, “The more people look down on you, the more you have to live your life like a great human being. Why don’t you dare to straighten your chest? How are you worse than others? You were admitted to a prestigious university, how many people want to live like you?[2]”

Li Jiatong sneered, as if she had heard the biggest joke, “Live like me?”

“Do you think you are dirty? People are never dirty, it is the human heart that is dirty. What do you have to be ashamed of? Even you look down on yourself, so how can others look up on you?”

Gu Ye’s expression turned cold and he said disappointedly, “You want to kill your adoptive father. I can understand that you are blinded by hatred, but your sister is only 16 years old. What has she done to make you take such revenge on her? Is it because of her or because of your adoptive mother’s attitude that triggered you? Your thoughts make me feel sick.”

“I…” Li Jiatong shook her head, not knowing how to explain herself. When Gu Ye said this, she also felt that the wish she made was a bit too much. But she was really devastated at the time, and she just wanted revenge.

“In the days to come, just work hard to repay the loan you owe. Your wish will never be realized again. Your adoptive father’s life will be listed on your record (to be judged in the underworld after death).” After Gu Ye finished speaking, he turned around and left indifferently. He’s not in the mood to communicate with the girl.

Li Jiatong looked at Gu Ye’s back as he left her once again. She collapsed and squatted on the ground, crying uncontrollably. Last time, at least she could expect to see each other again. However, this time they obviously see each other again, but she no longer had any expectations to see him next time. The only sunshine in her life has left her world.

After returning to the classroom, Gu Ye looked through his friend list on the phone in a depressed mood. The only person who could communicate with him at this moment and allow him to speak his mind with confidence was Yu Ze, a mature, stable, and reliable person.

In a distressed mood, Gu Ye sent a message to the other party: [I can catch ghosts and save human lives, but I realized that I can’t save human hearts.]

Yu Ze: [Just be yourself, you are already doing well.]

Gu Ye didn’t reply, feeling depressed in his heart.

Yu Ze: [I’ll finish tomorrow’s work today and go find you in the morning.]

Gu Ye: [What’s the matter?]

Yu Ze: [Silly, tomorrow is your birthday.]

Gu Ye thought for a while and replied embarrassedly: [I forgot.]

After the death of his master, no one celebrated his birthday anymore. He was used to being careless and lived the same life every day, and he couldn’t remember birthdays at all. As for this body, his birthday is his mother’s memorial day, and his family has never thought of celebrating his birthday. On this day every year, his father and brothers are very sad. Who will remember to celebrate his birthday?

Yu Ze quickly replied: [It’s fine as long as I remember, I have something very important to say to you.]

Reading that message made Gu Ye’s heart suddenly thudded. He couldn’t help but his heart beat faster. He held his hot face in his hands, and Gu Ye shouted in his heart: ‘Don’t confess!’ He still can handle it if Yu Ze covers his own face, but if he doesn’t, Gu Ye feels that he might be seduced by the beauty! Face-con really has no chance of survival in front of Yu Ze![3]

Gu Ye had been struggling all day long about what Yu Ze was going to say so he got distracted during class. After the whole day of class, Zhao Pengyu and Xia Xiang noticed that something was on Gu Ye’s mind.

Zhao Pengyu asked in a gossipy tone, “What’s wrong? You and that person… what’s that girl’s name again? What did you say to her? There’s something wrong with you when you come back.”

Gu Ye looked at Zhao Pengyu’s face carefully, couldn’t help but raise his hand, and whacked him in disgust.

Zhao Pengyu covered his face, “Frick! What are you doing?”

Gu Ye replied in disdain, “They say that nephews will grow like their uncles, but you are too far behind your uncle.”

Zhao Pengyu angrily pressed Gu Ye on the table to beat him. He rebutted angrily, “The hell! I am clearly so handsome that it splits the sky. I am a bright young man who aims for the top! There are many girls who like me. When I play basketball, there are several rows of people cheering for me. Go and see! Can you count?”

Xia Xiang frowned, looking at the two of them playing around with a complicated expression. A look of worry gradually formed in his eyebrows. It wasn’t until class started that Xia Xiang sent a message to Gu Ye: [That road is not easy to take. You have to think carefully before making a decision. No matter what, don’t let yourself be wronged. As brothers, I will always support you. Peng Yu is too straightforward and has a strong sense of loyalty, so don’t tell him yet.]

The corner of Gu Ye’s mouth twitched and he asked inwardly, ‘With Xia Xiang’s meticulous temperament, what else doesn’t he know about?’

Gu Ye didn’t know how to reply, so he could only pretend not to see the message.

On the other hand, Xia Xiang sighed. Gu Ye actually agreed with his words tacitly; feeling tired in his heart now.

That night, Gu Ye was reviewing the lessons he missed out because he was distracted in class. Then, he felt a strong ghostly energy coming from far away. Gu Ye raised his head warily and looked out the window. A 7 or 8-year-old child was standing there outside the window, smiling at him.

Gu Ye tsk-ed, took a bookmark, and stuffed it into the book. With a smile, he asked, “Kid, you are so fierce, does your mother know about it?”


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[1] Such a safe high-end community lol
[2] Banana don’t want to criticize too much but it sounded very privilleged :v not sure how old is the author but let’s just leave it there, this is just a novel ya.
[3] No idea what Gu Ye really mean by ‘don’t confess’ and ‘covering Yu Ze’s face’ lol. Not sure if it’s a slang thing or Banana simply couldn’t catch the logic

Even The Lame Got Tricked By Me Into Standing Up – Chapter 50 Part 1

Chapter 50 Save people and ghosts but it’s hard to save hearts Part 1

[Caution: This chapter has a slight mention of rxpe and also malicious intent unto others.]

In a small second-tier city, at around 1.00 am, a middle-aged driver parked his car on the side of the road. He took some wet wipes from the seat at hand and wiped his eyes. For late-night taxis, this is the sleepiest time of their work. As long as they get through it, they’ll be fine when it reaches 2.00 – 3.00 pm.

After feeling a little more energetic, the driver started the car and was about to leave, when he suddenly noticed a 7 or 8-year-old child standing on the road ahead, waving to him. The uncle became alert and wondered why there were still children on the road this late at night. He looked around the child but didn’t see any adult. He hesitated, feeling a little frightened. The child saw that his car didn’t come over so he ran toward him. In the blink of an eye, the child reached the car and knocked on the glass.

The driver looked at the child through the glass. No matter how he looked at the child, he was like an ordinary child. The driver gave up his doubts and opened the window. “Kid, why are you out in the middle of the night? Where is your family?”

The child answered obediently, “I want to go to First Hospital to find my mother.”

The driver relaxed and asked in doubt, “Do you have money?”

The child took out several hundred yuan notes from his pocket.

A bit of greed flashed in the driver’s eyes, “Okay, come on.”

As soon as the child got in the taxi, there was a gust of cool breeze blowing in. The driver said with emotion, “It’s really autumn huh? The temperature is so low at night.”

The child didn’t say anything. He sat in the back with his head down and didn’t play with anything.

The driver glanced in the rearview mirror and was not in the mood to follow through with the conversation. He started the car and started taking a long detour. This kid is rich anyway, so he can make as much as he can.

Half an hour later, they arrived at the largest bridge in the city. There were not many vehicles around. The driver yawned and said to the child, “Your parents are so confident to let you go out alone so late? And no one called to check on you either. Child, what grade are you in?”

“Hehe.”

Two chilly chuckles came from the back seat, which sounded a bit gloomy. The driver glanced in the rearview mirror and his drowsiness was instantly frightened away. There was no one in the back seat!

The driver wanted to look back in disbelief, but when he turned his head, he suddenly discovered that the child was sitting in the passenger seat! The child was tilting his face slightly, with the corners of his mouth raised, looking at him with a half-smile. His pale face and black pupils were extremely strange.

The driver was frightened and hurriedly stepped on the brakes, “When did you come here?!” Unfortunately, no matter how hard he stepped, the speed of the car still did not slow down.

The child sneered twice more. He raised his head, his black pupils gradually turned into the color of blood. Two lines of bloody tears dropped from the corners of his eyes. Drip drip, the sticky blood splashed in the car, like a round of blooming blood flowers. A pungent smell of blood instantly arose inside.

The driver was so frightened that his mind went blank. He couldn’t tell whether it was the accelerator or the brake but he stepped on it like crazy.

However, the corners of the child’s mouth were raised. The flesh on his face was rotting bit by bit, the eye sockets were getting bigger, and the red eyeballs were almost bulging. Several bloody handprints suddenly appeared on the glass behind him. Then the handprints increased, densely covering the entire glass. Immediately afterward, it looked like blood was splashed outside the car window, and the thick blood covered the entire car window. Blood dripped down inside the car, soaking the driver’s clothing.

The driver was scared crazy. Holding the steering wheel with one hand, he smashed the glass crazily with the other hand, screaming and trying to escape.

The child laughed ‘hehehe’ a few times and pounced towards him.

The driver instinctively wanted to avoid it and his hand turned the steering wheel sharply. The car rushed out at high speed from the highest point of the bridge. A big splash formed on the river, and then calmness returned. In the pitch-black night, a small figure stood on the bridge, showing a satisfied smile.

Early the next morning, Li Jiatong received a call from her mother. The woman on the other end of the phone cried heartbrokenly, “Tongtong, something happened to your father. Your father died last night.”

Li Jiatong was stunned for a while and asked in disbelief, “He is gone? Dead?”

“He drove off the bridge while driving a taxi last night. He was found this morning. He is gone. He is gone.”

The woman’s desperate cry made Li Jiatong raise her head blankly and glance at the rising sun. Her adoptive father died, but she was not as happy as she imagined. Not sure why, but she felt like there was a missing piece in her heart. She responded feebly, “Oh, alright.”

“What’s alright? Your father is dead, and our whole family will have no source of income from now on. How can I support you two with my small salary? Why are you so calm?!”

Li Jiatong’s dull reaction completely ignited her adoptive mother’s anger. The huge grief finally found an outlet, and she exploded at her adopted daughter, “You heartless white-eyed wolf! What else are you going to school for? Come back quickly! What will happen to us in the future? How will your sister go to school? Even an hour’s worth of tutoring class costs several hundred yuan. From now on, you can go work and support your sister!”

Hearing that, Li Jiatong’s eyes became wet with tears. A sarcastic smile appeared at the corner of her mouth. She didn’t know whether she was laughing at the other person’s stupidity, or herself, “Why should I raise my sister?”

The woman on the other end of the phone was stunned as if she couldn’t believe Li Jiatong could say such a thing. Then she burst out, “What do we raise you for? What’s the point of studying so much? Do you know how much money you have spent studying over the years? Isn’t the person I found for you not bad? He has a car and a house and can give a betrothal gift of 100,000 yuan. So what that he divorce before? If you are considerate (and accept the marriage arrangement), then your dad won’t need to drive a taxi in the middle of the night. If he doesn’t drive the midnight taxi, he won’t get into an accident. You unlucky star!”

Li Jiatong burst into tears when she heard this. Squatting on the ground, she asked desperately, “Mom, do you really not know what father did?”

The person on the other side of the call paused, her anger instantly suppressed, “He…he drank too much, and he didn’t mean it. We have raised you for so many years, what else do you want? He is your father! You still want to call the police to catch him? He’s dead now, dead!” The woman on the call burst into tears again, “What else do you want?”

Li Jiatong looked ahead, her vision blurred by tears. She felt very cold, so cold that she wanted to shiver. Many people were walking back and forth in front of her but she could no longer see who was who. She just felt like her being alive was like a joke. Though tears wet her cheeks, the corners of her mouth curved up. With a hoarse voice, she said softly, “I never had the things my sister has since I was a child. I have never snatched anything from her, but you are always afraid that I will take away what belongs to her. In this family, I am nothing.”

“You are still competing with your sister? You are the older sister. You should give way for her. Stop saying nonsense and come back quickly!”

“If I were your biological child, would you still say that?” Li Jiatong chuckled, her eyes instantly filled with hatred, “If my sister was rxpxd, would you still say that?”

“Are you crazy? Why are you so vicious? You white-eyed wolf, money-wasting thing[1]! How can you curse your sister? All these years of study have been eaten by dogs?!”

While the person on the other end was still cursing, Li Jiatong hung up the phone with a smile. She walked back to the dormitory mechanically and washed her face. Looking at herself in the mirror, she smiled sarcastically.

When Li Jiatong’s roommate saw her coming back into the room, she looked over with concern. Seeing Li Jiatong’s eyes, she said in surprise, “Li Jiatong, you are pretty actually. Why do you keep covering your face?”

Li Jiatong sneered, “Because, it’s dirty.”

The roommate was being treated coldly inexplicably, and seeing that Li Jiatong had a bad attitude, she didn’t want to talk to her anymore.

Li Jiatong went to the loan website and borrowed 30,000 yuan in one go. She donated all of it on the wishing website: [My wish is for my sister to get rxpxd in front of my adoptive mother.]

The people in charge of checking the website’s update were shocked, “This woman must be crazy! Her father just died, and now she wants to harm her sister.”

“Being crazy is alright. If she can go crazy now, she won’t be crazy anymore when it’s time to pay back the money later.[2]”

“We can’t let that ghost child get out again, otherwise we won’t be able to control it and it will really backfire.”

“Don’t worry about this for now, her father’s death will stabilize her. It’s better to fulfill her wish for a relationship first. Many clients who are seeking for relationship are chasing us. We have to find a way to search for #2*.”

*The ghost child in Gu Ye’s hands is called #2.

Gu Ye bought a Sunny Day* doll keychain on the way home from school. When he came back, he saw that it smiled so beautifully that he drew its facial features to change it. The eyes are now crooked with laughter, the mouth is an evil ghost smile. The doll looked extremely exotic, and it has turned into a Cloudy Day doll instead.

*Teru teru bozu in Japanese, common folk used it to pray for good weather

Ling Ling took the ghost child out of the rabbit doll and stuffed it into this doll.

The ghost child felt aggrieved and wanted to cry. He struggled to crawl out, but when he saw Gu Ye’s expressionless face and Ling Ling’s unwavering eyes, he retreated again with a whimper.

Gu Ye was disgusted and said, “What are you whimpering about? You are so ugly. What do you have to complain about?”

Ling Ling: “If you whined again, you will be beaten to death.”

The ghost child immediately fell silent.

“That’s right,” Gu Ye touched Ling Ling’s head and said happily, “Girls can’t let themselves be wronged, they must have such courage.”

Being praised, Ling Ling narrowed her eyes happily. She tilted her head and rubbed it on Gu Ye’s hand. Next, she picked up the Cloudy Day doll and glanced at the turtle doll next to her. She kicked the turtle off the shelf with some disgust and replaced it with the Cloudy Day doll.

Gu Ye narrowed his eyes, “Have you had enough with this toy?”

Ling Ling looked at the turtle doll with disgust. It was clear in her eyes that she didn’t want to play anymore.

Gu Ye picked up the turtle and used the cinnabar pen to draw a soul-dispersing talisman on it. After that, he stuffed the turtle into the corner, “My daughter has had enough fun, so you just wait for your soul to dissipate. Goodbye.”

The soul in the turtle wanted to stand up in fear, but the soul was sealed inside the turtle. The turtle doll was lying down, so he could only lie there, in this dark corner, slowly waiting to die. As for when the soul will be dispersed, Gu Ye is too lazy to care.

Putting down the cinnabar pen, Gu Ye was just about to talk to his daughter about the hundred ways to make use of the baby ghost. Then Hong Dou flew in from the window, pulled Gu Ye with her, and ran out.

“What’s wrong?” Gu Ye ran to the door wearing indoor slippers, “You have to wait for me to put on my shoes.”

Hong Dou said anxiously, “There’s no time!”

Gu Ye heard the anxiety in her voice so he ran out with the indoor slippers on. When they arrived outside the community and behind the supermarket, Gu Ye heard a familiar voice saying, “I only borrowed 3,000 yuan from you. But in 2 months, I have already repaid you more than 30,000 yuan!”

“We agreed in advance that we will charge interest according to our rules. If you can’t pay back the money, then alright, I can help you get some connections and you’ll earn 2,000 yuan a night.”

“Aren’t you too shameless?!”

“Heh, little bitch, you thought you have the right to act like that? Owing us money and don’t pay back, yet you still want to act innocent? If we told your boyfriend that you worshiped a God to maliciously break them up, you’ll see if he will break up with you? What do your classmates think of you? If you force our hand, we’ll post your nude photos on the pxrnxgraphic trading website. Then you will have to sell your body even if you don’t want!”

The woman cried angrily, “How much do I have to pay back before you let me go? I’ll go find a friend to borrow it.”

When Gu Ye heard this, he already understood something in his heart. There is an inevitable relationship between websites that can fulfill people’s wishes, loan sharks, and the ghost child.

The loan shark threatened the girl for a while before walking away with a swagger. Gu Ye glanced at the girl, turned around, and left indifferently. When he got home, he picked up the ghost child and asked, “Tell me, how can I get on your website?”

The ghost child looked confused, “I, I don’t know.”

“Trash! You’re ugly and you’re such a trash!” Gu Ye was so disgusted that this ghost simply challenged his bottom line. He took a deep breath, calmed down his expression, and asked seriously, “Ghost rascal, do you want to go back? “

Hearing that, the ghost child in the Cloudy Day doll rolled over excitedly. Before it could reach Gu Ye, it was caught by Ling Ling and held in her grip.

Gu Ye took the ghost out of the doll and said with disgust, “You are too ugly. It hurts my eyes when I see you. I decided to let you go back. But if you dare to tell other people what happened here, I will kill you.”

The ghost child shook his head like a rattle. Gu Ye covered his eyes to avoid looking and waved his hand in disgust, “Go now, go!”

The ghost child happily floated out of the window and ran away without looking back, as fast as if a hundred dogs were chasing him behind him.

Gu Ye raised his chin at Hong Dou and said, “Thank you for your hard work, beautiful sister.”

Hong Dou understood. With a flick of her red sleeves, she flew out lightly like a fairy, charming and beautiful. Only then did Gu Ye exhale. Washing his eyes with pretty visuals makes him feel much more comfortable.

Hong Dou followed the ghost kid to an inconspicuous neighborhood. Before the kid could enter the house, she tied up the kid with a flick of her red sleeves and stuffed the kid into the bottle Gu Ye gave her. Immediately afterward, she floated in and got the website address. Upon returning home, she handed all the information she got to Gu Ye.

Gu Ye clicked on the website and noticed the resentment attached to it, and thought to himself ‘As expected’. There is a notice on this website stating that only people with resentment and unwillingness can access it. Gu Ye called Ling Ling over. As soon as the little girl came closer, the website jumped to the home page without Gu Ye doing anything.

“Poor child, quickly leave your wish. The true God will help you.”

When Gu Ye saw this sentence, he curved his lips and typed: [I want to make 10 million yuan in one day. I want to own a big house of 500 square meters. I want to be Gu Decheng’s son and inherit his hundreds of billions of fortune.]

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[1] Though Banana explained a few times about this already, let me say it again that there’s no English equivalent for this adjective. In the olden days, poor people in China typically dislike daughters because they have to use money to raise her to adulthood and yet she will leave the family upon marriage. So they will call the daughters as someone who waste money.
[2] Checked the raw twice, not sure what is that logic. Just ignore it and proceed ya~

Even The Lame Got Tricked By Me Into Standing Up – Chapter 49 Part 2

Chapter 49 I choose to commit suicide! Part 2

After being deceived, Li Jiatong was at a loss and felt that she had lost hope in life. She has no money and all her money is earned from her summer job. She just wanted to take revenge, but she didn’t even have the capital to do so. Lying on the bed, she stared at the chat history on her phone with dull eyes, unable to cry. Li Jiatong didn’t understand, how could her life be so miserable? Her eyes became darker, gloomier, and paranoid. She just couldn’t accept it. Why is God so unfair?

The roommate who had already gotten up to wash her face passed by Li Jiatong’s bedside. She was startled by her unblinking gaze, “Li Jiatong, what are you… thinking about?”

Li Jiatong did not respond and sat up expressionlessly. At this time, a message suddenly came from her mobile phone: [If you are in urgent need of money, I will introduce you to a friend. No guarantee is required. The money will be received within 30 minutes. You only need to borrow 3,000 yuan.]

Li Jiatong’s eyes lit up. If she borrows 3,000 yuan, she can tutor primary school students every day and distribute flyers on Saturdays and Sundays. Then she can definitely pay it back in a month. She didn’t think much about it. Having been deceived by the messenger of the true God, she completely jumped into this trap. Li Jiatong borrowed 3,000 yuan without any doubt and donated all of it to the true God as incense money.

After receiving the money, the other party replied: [You are sincere enough, the true God will fulfill your wish.]

Li Jiatong held her mobile phone and secretly told herself that she must make everyone who looked down on her pay the price and impress everyone! She looked at herself in the mirror, the corners of her mouth gradually raised, and her gaze became more sinister. She wanted to watch those people die with a smile!

Gu Ye ate Xiao Long Bao at the breakfast shop at the entrance of the community, drank a bowl of soy milk, and walked to school. On the road, he saw a young and beautiful woman running over in a panic, followed by a few old men.

Gu Ye raised his eyebrows and wondered, are all robbers so bold now? Under the bright and clear sky, they dare to chase people. He followed the woman worriedly and heard the man ask, “When will you pay back the money you owe?”

Gu Ye paused, chasing for debt?

The woman replied angrily, “I have already paid back the money!”

“What you paid back was the principal, and the interest hasn’t been paid yet. If you don’t pay back the money, do you want your boyfriend to know what you did?”

“With your dirty thoughts, do you think he wants to be with you? If you don’t pay back the money, we’ll tell him what you did.”

The woman collapsed and said, “I paid back! I paid back 3 times! Why do you keep chasing me?”

Gu Ye frowned, loan shark?

“Stop talking nonsense and pay me back! If you don’t pay me back, I’ll pluck out your eyeballs and sell them!” The leader of the group pushed the woman against the wall, pushing and pulling her.

Gu Ye tsk-ed and walked forward, “Hey! What are you guys doing? I’m going to call the police!”

When the debt collectors saw that someone had noticed them, they pointed at the woman and said, “You better watch out! Brothers, let’s go!”

The woman glanced at Gu Ye, covered her face with her bag in panic, and ran away.

Gu Ye blinked, is he that scary?

In the afternoon, Gu Ye realized why this woman was avoiding him. When he went to the library in the afternoon, he saw the woman again, and she turned out to be a senior sister from his school.

At this moment, she was with a young man. Another girl pointed at her and scolded her, “You are just a 3rd party who ruins other people’s relationships! Darn mistress! And you, Gao Ping! Our relationship has always been good, why did you break up with me suddenly? Why are you suddenly together with her? Didn’t you hate her the most before? You said she was vain, pretentious, and hypocritical. But now, open your eyes and see, who is standing next to you?!”

Many students were watching around, and everyone was talking about it. “It is said that the senior brother and the scolding senior sister used to be a couple. They have been together for 3 years and have always had a good relationship. That woman at the side has always had an unrequited love. But not sure why, a few days ago the senior brother suddenly broke up with his girlfriend and ended up with this woman.”

“What the hell? They were in a good relationship and suddenly broke up? Was he possessed by evil spirits?”

“I don’t know, he must be a scumbag! Maybe he has hooked up with that woman a long time ago.”

“It’s so disgusting, two-timing bastard!”

The man had a look of pain on his face, standing between the two women. Seeing his ex-girlfriend so sad, he wanted to step forward to comfort her. He took 2 steps and looked at his current girlfriend behind him, not knowing what he could do.

Gu Ye looked at the farce with a cold eye, a little confused, “It’s so strange.”

Xia Xiang looked at this scene with disgust, “What is strange?”

“Do you see the red lines on them?”

Xia Xiang laughed, “I can only see ‘that’ (ghost), not the fantasy things.”

Gu Ye frowned in confusion, “Obviously he and she (scolding senior sister) are destined to be a couple. So what tied him to her(the 3rd party)?”

Xia Xiang looked confused and couldn’t understand what Gu Ye was talking about.

At night, Gu Ye set up a spiritual manifestation array at home and put talismans on the doors and windows. As soon as something comes in, he can detect it. Gu Ye was very concerned about why that kid came to his dream. His intuition told him that there was something wrong.

In the middle of the night, while Gu Ye was asleep, the kid came again. His master promised to let him possess him after finishing the work so he could go out and play freely. The little ghost couldn’t resist the temptation and came.

The baby ghost tentatively leaned against the window and watched Gu Ye lying motionless on the bed. After making sure that Gu Ye had fallen asleep, he crept in quietly. Last time he wanted to drag Gu Ye into his dream and control Gu Ye, but he was killed unexpectedly. This time he did not dare to have any mental contact with Gu Ye, so he decided to secretly tie a red thread and run away. Quietly slipping in through the crack of the window, the baby ghost didn’t notice that his footprints had clearly appeared on the window sill. At the same time, Gu Ye quietly opened his eyes.

The doll lying on the pillow turned its eyes to the side and stared emotionlessly at the baby ghost who had come to the bedside. She wanted to stand up, but Gu Ye held her down and caught her in his arms.

The baby ghost was startled by Gu Ye’s action and shivered as he squatted at the foot of Gu Ye’s bed, fearing that Gu Ye would suddenly wake up. The fear of being killed a hundred times in a flash remained deep in his heart. Fortunately, the person lying on the bed just turned over, facing outward, with his eyes still closed. The baby ghost breathed a sigh of relief, stood up slowly, and approached cautiously, feeling that he was completing an SSS-level task. Ever since he started following his master, he has never been in such a difficult situation before. The task this time really took his life to complete!

When the baby ghost is about to touch Gu Ye’s finger, Gu Ye still has no intention of waking up. The ghost baby could hardly contain the joy in his heart. At this time, he became more focused and carefully tied the red thread on Gu Ye’s finger. He tied the knot excitedly, and is about to succeed! The ghost baby was so excited that he couldn’t help but smile.

At this moment, there was a pfft sound, and the person on the bed suddenly laughed out loud. The ghost baby looked at Gu Ye’s face in horror. Gu Ye was looking at him with a smile on his face, not sure when he woke up.

“Oh Mama!” The baby ghost was so frightened that his soul trembled, and he wanted to run away. The next second, a red shadow flashed in front of him, and he was picked up by the collar of his back coat.

When Gu Ye finally saw the baby ghost’s appearance clearly, he covered his eyes in disgust, “This… is too ugly! It hurts my eyes! I don’t want to see it!”

Hong Dou said helplessly, “Master, don’t make trouble.”

Gu Ye glanced at Sister Hong Dou’s face again, and then at the ghost child whose brain matters were about to spill out. His breath stilled and he sat up angrily. Pointing to the ground, he ordered, “You, stand properly by yourself. Hong Dou, stay away from him. You two have different styles.”

Hong Dou helplessly put down the kid in her hand and stood beside Gu Ye’s bed.

The baby ghost was so frightened that he sat down on the ground. After thinking for a while, he changed his posture tremblingly to kneeling down.

Gu Ye interrogates in disgust, “Last night was indeed not just a dream. You have the guts to enter the dream of a mystic art master. You are so brave, little brat. Say it, why?”

“It’s, it’s nothing,” The baby ghost hugged his head and cried in fear, “Help ah ah ah…”

“Shut up!” Gu Ye said coldly, “Just say whatever I ask you, or I will beat you to death!”

The baby ghost was silent for a second and was so frightened that he simply lay on the ground, not daring to look at Gu Ye’s face.

Gu Ye asked in disgust, “What is that in your hand?”

The baby ghost trembled and said, “Someone likes you, and asked me to tie the string.”

“Who?”

“My master didn’t say, usually the target person is tied first, and then the person who placed the order.”

Gu Ye snapped off the red thread in disgust and threw it at the ghost’s face, “People’s marriages have been messed up by you! What else have you done?”

“No more!” the kid said tremblingly, “I only know to tie the red thread. The students in the school will not ask for anything else anyway.”

Gu Ye sneered, “Then you will stay here with me. I see that he took money from others, so let’s see what else he can use to tie people’s red thread. Ling Ling, put him in a toy. His appearance is too prickly to the eyes.”

Upon hearing Gu Ye’s words, the doll lying next to Gu Ye’s pillow stood up straight. She jumped out of bed, grabbed one of the kid’s legs expressionlessly, and dragged it away.

If ghosts could faint, how many times would this baby ghost faint from fright? He was so frightened that he held his head and tried not to cry out, tears streaming down his face, “The doll… can move…”

Ling Ling looked back at him, and the resentment in her body surged out uncontrollably, scaring the baby ghost so much that he didn’t even dare to shed tears.

Ling Ling is tired of playing with the dollmaker boss’s ghost. Finally, she got a new toy. She stuffed the ghost doll into a rabbit doll wearing a pink skirt and told him, “Dance.”

The baby ghost lay on the ground in an aggrieved state without moving.

Ling Ling stood on the desk, looking down at the baby ghost, imitating Gu Ye’s tone, “If you don’t dance, I’ll beat you to death.”

The baby ghost froze.

Ling Ling continued expressionlessly, “If you dare to cry, I’ll beat you to death. If you don’t obey, I’ll beat you to death.”

The owner of the baby ghost almost went crazy when he realized that the baby ghost had lost contact. After 3 days, they couldn’t bear it anymore.

“In the past 2 days, some people on campus have said that we are scammers. After giving payment for several days, there were no actions from us. They realized that they had been cheated and wanted to call the police. What should we do? Get another baby ghost who can tie red threads of relationship?”

“This kind of ghost is too expensive. Also, it’s too difficult to find one that doesn’t have murderous intent. Where can I find such an easy-to-coax kid? How about releasing that one?”

“No! That one is too ferocious. He just wants to kill people. If he loses control, we will all die.”

“How can we realize the clients’ wishes if we don’t let that one out? There are so many who got a loan. If we don’t delay for a long time (for interest), we will suffer the loss. Wealth can be gained through danger, so give it a try!”


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Banana: Hey all, long time no see. Happy Chinese New Year~ Banana has been busy at RL work :v

Also, Banana started playing the 3D otome game that has been quite famous recently. Yup, it’s Love and Deepspace~ XDXDXD #TeamZayneAssemble

Anyone playing too? Who is your best boi? (°◡°♡)

Even The Lame Got Tricked By Me Into Standing Up – Chapter 49 Part 1

Chapter 49 I choose to commit suicide! Part 1

There is no self-study session on Saturday night so the students are free to do any activities. Some students will go to the library to read, and some simply stay in the dormitory.

Gu Ye went home after having dinner in the cafeteria. Zhao Pengyu and Xia Xiang also came over, euphemistically calling it ‘House Warming’ but actually just wanted to relax in his house.

Zhao Pengyu turned on the TV, lay down on the sofa, and gave a sigh from his soul, “Relaxing! Why didn’t I ask my dad to buy me a house too? Are there any vacancies around your unit? We can be neighbors.”

Gu Ye took out the fruit from the refrigerator. Zhao Pengyu turned his head and found that the fruit plate floated to the kitchen by itself. “Frick! Gu Ye, what are you keeping at home?!”

Xia Xiang took the remote control and said while looking for a movie, “It’s a beautiful big sister. You saw her before in the haunted house.”

“Oh, that sister, the one from the painting!” Zhao Pengyu immediately became less nervous. When Hong Dou came over with a fruit plate, Zhao Pengyu quickly took it and said politely, “Thank you, sister!”

Gu Ye’s mouth twitched, this guy is so big-hearted!

Xia Xiang raised his eyebrows when he saw a shadow flashing past him in the study. He put down the remote control in his hand and walked towards the study. It was really strange to find such a thing in Gu Ye’s home.

However, Xia Xiang didn’t see anything strange in the study. Instead, he saw a few of Gu Ye’s paintings hanging on the wall and some elegantly written calligraphy characters. After seeing clearly the words, Xia Xiang couldn’t help but laugh out loud. “Gu Ye, where did you get a calligraphy master to write these kinds of words for you? Has he gone crazy?”

Gu Ye was sitting on the sofa eating grapes, “It took me a lot of effort to get it. Isn’t it cool?”

Xia Xiang didn’t know whether to laugh or cry, “Yes, yes, too cool. It’s a waste of the good handwriting to write you such words.”

Gu Ye rolled his eyes, “You don’t understand the true meaning of appreciation at all.”

Zhao Pengyu sat up and ran over to take a look curiously, “What? Let me take a look!”

Hearing that, Gu Ye’s hand paused. When the grape reached his mouth, he quickly put it down and chased after Zhao Pengyu, “There’s nothing to see! No need to look for it!”

“Why can’t I see it?” Zhao Pengyu became even more curious from that and quickly ran to the study.

Gu Ye’s heart skipped a beat. The shameful feeling that his underground love affair was about to be exposed caused him to say, “Daughter! Your uncle is here! Get up quickly and say hello!”

Following Gu Ye’s words, Ling Ling, who was sitting on the bookshelf perfectly playing the role of a doll, suddenly stood up.

Zhao Pengyu, who had just reached the door, was so frightened that he jumped more than 1 meter high. He was scared out of the study before he could even enter, “Mom! What the hell?!”

Gu Ye chased after them and hugged Ling Ling. Then he introduced her seriously, “Don’t be afraid! This is my adopted daughter.”

Zhao Pengyu looked horrified, “Why is she moving!?”

“Because she absorbed a lot of resentment and developed spiritual consciousness. Her IQ is only 2 or 3 years old and now learning to speak. Ling Ling, please say hello to uncle.”

Ling Ling was very obedient and stretched out her little hand to Zhao Pengyu, “Hello, uncle.”

Zhao Pengyu bravely waved, “You, you too.”

Gu Ye breathed a sigh of relief quietly and pulled Xia Xiang out. Closing the study door, he then asked them both, “So, uncles. Did you prepare any gifts for the child?”

Both of them twitched their lips and shook their heads, “Next time.”

Gu Ye put Ling Ling in Zhao Pengyu’s arms, “Then, give her a hug.”

Zhao Pengyu was deeply afraid of this kind of doll that could move and talk on its own so his face was full of pain when he hugged it.

Gu Ye told Zhao Pengyu seriously, “Don’t worry, she won’t hurt anyone.”

Zhao Pengyu was a little surprised when he realized that Ling Ling’s skin was not like those dolls sold in the market, but rather human-like.

Noticing, Gu Ye said seriously, “Her skin is made of human skin.”

“Oh my god!” Zhao Pengyu was so frightened that his face turned pale, “I’ll give your daughter back to you! Hurry up and take her!”

Gu Ye said regretfully, “It’s rare for someone to visit our home, but you are so cold. Ling Ling should go and play with Aunt Hong Dou.”

Zhao Pengyu looked like he had seen a ghost. He raised his head and looked around, fearing that there was ‘someone’ somewhere he couldn’t see.

Xia Xiang was used to this kind of thing, so he was just slightly surprised. But he looked at Gu Ye with a complicated look in his eyes. Earlier, he saw the signature (of the calligraphy master). ‘Gu Ye is the head of the family’, these words inevitably make people think too much.

Gu Ye smiled and didn’t explain anything. Xia Xiang was not one to talk too much, so he pretended not to know anything and picked up the remote control to continue browsing for movies.

“Let’s stop watching TV and play games instead.” Zhao Pengyu wanted to find something to do to occupy his mind and was afraid to look at the human-skinned doll wandering around the house. Especially when the doll looked at him with resentment, as if looking for an opportunity to get close to him.

“Let’s play then,” Gu Ye lay lazily on the sofa, and Xia Xiang also took out his mobile phone, “PUBG or Honor of Kings?”

“Honor of Kings.” Gu Ye said, “I have to concentrate if we play PUBG. It’s tiring.”

While the TV was still turned on, the three of them logged into the game. The game lasted until past 10.00 pm. Gu Ye looked at his watch and said, “Last game, after this you two should go back to school. I’ll play as Magician, and take out my little fox (Daji)*.”

*Game heroes, if you need to know more, please google Honor of Kings. Banana don’t play the game so the jargon might be translated wrongly here.

Zhao Pengyu laughed, “Most of the foxes are played by little girls.”

Gu Ye said nonchalantly, “It doesn’t matter, this hero is the best to use. I’m lazy so I’ll just throw my skills at the enemy then run away.”

“Why is there another Magician in the group? There is already a Magician here. Swap for another one on the 4th floor/row.”

“It doesn’t matter, I’ll play the tank. Gu Ye will go to the top lane with me, and leave the middle lane to him.”

Gu Ye moved to Xia Xiang, “Brother, protect me!”

“Okay~ I will always stand in front of you!”

Zhao Pengyu was disgusted, “That’s enough, you two! I’ll play Assassin, taking out my monkey (Wukong).”

Xia Xiang is also a scheming person. He plays the game in various styles, just like a little strategist. He always thinks one step more than his opponent, predicts the opponent’s thoughts, and kills the opponent’s shooter as soon as he comes up. The kills are for Gu Ye to take.

The Shooter on the opponent’s side is a vengeful person: [Fox, you are so dead!]

Gu Ye flicked his tail and ran away: [Oh.]

Opponent Lu Ban: [You can lose the team battle, but Daji must die!]

Zhuge Liang: [OK.]

Arke: [OK!]

Zhao Pengyu: “They also formed a team.”

Xia Xiang smiled, “Three rows versus three rows, no surprise.”

Zhao Pengyu: [My big stick is already so thirsty!]

Opponent Lu Ban: [Then come and beat me. If you can’t beat this Father, you lose.]

Gu Ye: [Monkey, don’t touch my Lu Ban!]

Xia Xiang: [It’s my Lu Ban!]

Zhao Pengyu: [Nonsense! Lu Ban belongs to all of us!]

The opponent teammates were all amused by the banter. This was a typical move of gaining EXP from killing the hero Lu Ban.

Xia Xiang’s hero squatted in the grass with a smile and called Gu Ye, “Come on, squat here.”

By now, Gu Ye was already sleepy and yawned. Without using his brain, his character simply followed behind Xia Xiang the whole time. No matter who comes, he will throw a set of skills at them and then run away. In the end, Gu Ye happily took 19 kills.

After that round, the opponent Lu Ban has already surrendered. He added Gu Ye as a friend and messaged: [Sister, take me to fly~~ (carry me)]

“Pfft!” Gu Ye was amused. This man was even more big-hearted than Zhao Pengyu.

“No more playing, let’s go!” Zhao Pengyu took the bicycle key that Gu Ye put on the table, “Retreat!”

Seeing that, Gu Ye is disgusted with Zhao Pengyu. So shameless!

Probably because he was having too much fun playing games, after Gu Ye fell asleep, his dreams were about ‘seckilling’ Lu Ban.

*Killing within a second, instant kill

A set of skills thrown out can seckill Lu Ban, and the process of seckilling was particularly enjoyable. Between kills, Gu Ye noticed that Lu Ban’s appearance had changed.

It still has the same short legs, but its face has turned into a baby face made of inferior materials. It has a pair of blood-red eyes, with bloody tears streaming from the corners of its eyes. There are a few big freckles on its face while the nose is small. Its mouth is big, and the grin is very weird[1].

Wearing a shabby little black suit, the hero held a red thread in its hand and walked towards Gu Ye step by step.

Gu Ye raised his eyebrows and thought to himself, ‘Frick, this thing can’t beat him, but dare to try scaring him! Beating such a ghost is like beating his 3rd grandson (easy like grandpa hitting grandson). Who gave you the courage to scare Laozhi like this?’

Swinging his big foxy tail, Gu Ye ran towards the opponent, and used a set of skills to send the opponent directly back to his hometown (save point)!

“Ha!” Gu Ye sneered, crossing half the canyon and blocking the door of the other party’s house (save point), waiting for the other party to resurrect.

That ‘Lu Ban’ with a ghastly face probably didn’t expect to be eliminated as soon as it resurrected. Holding a red rope and looking at its hand in confusion, it subconsciously came out to find Gu Ye. Unexpectedly, before leaving the house, a big fox suddenly appeared before its eyes and whipped it to death with one swing of its tail.

After finally being resurrected, the baby ghost held his face in fear, “This is… a mystical master’s dream!”

Gu Ye was squatting in the grassy area. As soon as the ghastly ‘Lu Ban’ comes out, he will use a set of skills to send it back to his save point and flash forward to kill it even though it’s a melee range.

As he kept killing, Gu Ye discovered the joy of playing hide-and-seek with his opponent in the canyon, killing it in various ways. He killed the hero more than a hundred times in one night, scaring the baby ghost so much that he broke down and cried.

Gu Ye feels refreshed when he wakes up in the morning. Thinking about that dream amused him, “This game is poisonous!” Gu Ye patted his face. He usually didn’t dream, but he didn’t expect to dream about playing games. But to think Lu Ban turning into a baby ghost, it’s too funny.

In a dark room with all the curtains drawn, a ghost child sat on the altar table and broke down crying.

“I don’t want to do this task! I can’t stand it anymore! He is a master! His spiritual power is too high. I induced him to enter a dream, but he dominated my dream! He kept killing me! Even when I don’t go out from the save point, he will jump in and kill me! Even if I hide in the grass, he can find me! He killed me more than a hundred times in my dream!”

“Please no, we’ve all received money from others, how can we not do anything? Didn’t we already have an agreement when you came back with me? To fulfill other people’s wishes, be a good ghost.” Beside the altar table, a man squatted there to comfort the baby ghost. “You just have to take him by surprise. Then, take advantage of that time and tie a red thread. You can do it.”

“I’m not going!” The kid cried heartbreakingly.

The skin on the top of his head twitched when he was anxious, and his brain matter seemed to burst through the sutured wound. He looked extremely scary so the man who persuaded him quietly stepped back a little, and coaxed him hard, “Try again. If you succeed, I will buy you 5 jin (2.5 kg) of lollipops.”

Hearing his favorite candy, the baby ghost compared it with Gu Ye’s terror. He didn’t hesitate at all and declared, “I rather choose to commit suicide!”

Those words caused the man to frown. Already a little impatient, he is just about to get angry when the man sitting in the corner looking at the computer says, “That girl came to ask when her wish will come true.”

The man turned coldly and said with a sneer, “Tell her that her heart is not sincere so God will not respond. Then, asked her for 3,000 yuan of incense money. Use psychological hints to fool her, and finally make her get a loan.”

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[1] Banana: Why do I feel like the author is describing Chucky? ^_ ^;;

Even The Lame Got Tricked By Me Into Standing Up – Chapter 48 Part 2

Chapter 48 I want them all to die Part 2

“Gu Ye, where is the website that Xia Xiang mentioned? Why can’t I find it?” Zhao Pengyu searched the school intranet as he walked, but couldn’t find anything about it.

Gu Ye asked in disgust, “Why are you searching for that?”

“I’m just curious. Don’t you think it sounds stupid when you hear it? Some god can fulfill your wishes for no reason? It doesn’t sound like a good thing.”

Gu Ye smiled and said, “Even you know it’s not a good thing, so why are you looking for it? You don’t need to wish for anything anyway.”

Zhao Pengyu laughed happily, “Hahaha, yes. I am too superior, others would want to live like me.”

Gu Ye was even more disgusted, “This narcissist!”

The two bought their meal and found a corner to sit down when Yu Ze sent a message to Gu Ye: [Have you had lunch?]

Gu Ye smiled and replied: [I am eating now, how about you?]

Yu Ze: [Soon.]

Gu Ye: [I have a little daughter.]

Yu Ze: [?]

Gu Ye sent a photo to Yu Ze.

Yu Ze replied with a series of speechless dots.

Gu Ye was dissatisfied with the other party’s attitude and solemnly introduced: [She is made of human skin but has become spiritual. She can absorb resentment, and can make paper figures too.]

Yu Ze: [Don’t keep strange dolls.]

Gu Ye took a sip of the soup and thought to himself, ‘You are keeping a big one too at your side. It’s just that you don’t know it!’

Zhao Pengyu secretly observed Gu Ye’s expression and asked tentatively, “Are you in love?”

Gu Ye raised his eyebrows, “What?”

“Your expression looks like a fool in love.”

Gu Ye laughed dryly, “No, just cultivating feelings at the moment.”

Zhao Pengyu suddenly became energetic and asked excitedly, “Who is it? I haven’t heard you say anything about it. Was it someone from the internet?”

Gu Ye held up the soup guiltily, “No, we know each other in reality.”

Zhao Pengyu asked in a gossiping tone, “Which family’s young lady? Did your family set it up, or did you find the person yourself?”

Gu Ye explained awkwardly, “Not any family’s young lady, it hasn’t developed to that point yet. We are just trying out and we haven’t even made the relationship clear*.”

*as in nobody confesses or states that they are now boyfriends

Zhao Pengyu stole Gu Ye’s meat and ate it, “I really want to know who it is.”

Gu Ye took a deep breath, “No, you don’t want to know at all.”

The two of them continued chatting, but they didn’t know that the girl with her back to Gu Ye turned pale after hearing their conversation.

After the two of them had finished eating, they stood up, and it happened that the girl behind Gu Ye was also carrying her plate to leave. Neither of them expected it so they accidentally bumped into each other.

Gu Ye quickly said, “I’m sorry.”

“Yes, I’m sorry.” The girl also apologized. She had long, slightly curly hair and wore a pair of black-rimmed glasses with flat lenses, which just covered her beautiful eyes. She didn’t dare to look up at Gu Ye and shook her head hurriedly.

Gu Ye smiled and said, “You go first.”

The girl’s face turned red and she said squeakingly, “Gu Ye, thank you.”

“Ah?” Gu Ye didn’t know why she was thanking him.

The girl pushed up her glasses and blushed. She lowered her head slightly, her hair covering most of her face. “Thank you for last time too.”

“Last time?” Gu Ye asked doubtfully, “Have we met before?”

The girl raised her head, revealing half of her face that was covered previously. After staring at Gu Ye blankly for a few seconds, she suddenly said “I’m sorry” and ran away with the plate.

Gu Ye: “…”

Zhao Pengyu looked at this scene and asked gossipingly, “Tell me, where do you owe the love debt?”

Gu Ye frowned and didn’t remember until he was almost at the library, “Ah! I remembered it! I did her a favor before the college entrance examination. This girl was a bit soft-hearted and she was deceived by someone. Just now, her hair covered her face so the facial features are not visible, who can recognize her like that?”

Gu Ye wondered out loud, “Since when did she become so gloomy? She has become completely another person from previously. If only I could see her face clearly, maybe I could read her fortune.”

Zhao Pengyu shook his head, grinned, and dodged a meter away, “You are really terrible!”

Gu Ye sneered, “Then I will give you a fortune telling now so that you will have no secrets.”

Zhao Pengyu gave up within a second and said, “Father, please let me go.”

As soon as Li Jiatong arrived at the door of the dormitory, she was stopped by two pretty-looking girls.

“Your courage is commendable, Li Jiatong. Looking at you acting like an honest person, I didn’t expect you to be so flirtatious. I heard that you struck up a conversation with Gu Ye at the cafeteria. What did Gu Ye tell you? Share it with us.”

“I didn’t.” Li Jiatong pushed up her glasses and gave a muffled answer. Then she walked away with her head lowered, and left quickly.

“Bah! I don’t know where she has the face (courage) to do that. Doesn’t she look in the mirror to see what she looks like? She looks as gloomy as a ghost. How can Gu Ye know her?”

The girl’s voice was not low so Li Jiatong heard it clearly. She froze, lowered her head, and clenched her fists tightly. She wanted to say it’s not like that, she didn’t mean to strike up a conversation with Gu Ye. She just wanted to say thank you to Gu Ye, thank him for helping her, thank him for being her spiritual support when she was in the most pain.

Gu Ye only helped her once, and she remembered Gu Ye’s smiling face. Especially after that incident, she accidentally saw Gu Ye’s photo somewhere and thought of his sunny smile. She suddenly felt that the dark world became brighter, giving her the courage to climb out of the abyss. She just regarded Gu Ye as her sunshine, and she was only grateful to Gu Ye. She didn’t have too many delusions.

She admitted that she liked him, and it hurt to hear the news that he might be in love, but she was self-aware and would not disturb him. She only wanted to watch him at the side secretly.

Li Jiatong hurriedly returned to the dormitory, and a girl who was reading a book asked her gossipingly, “I heard that you struck up a conversation with Gu Ye. The news has spread all over the campus forum.”

Li Jiatong gritted her teeth and shook her head. She was about to cry… she didn’t (struck up a conversation with Gu Ye).

The roommate advised Li Jiatong kindly, “Forget it. With Gu Ye’s background, Cinderella like us is impossible. His father will definitely find him a well-matched match.”

Li Jiatong shook her head and hid her hand in her pocket. She pinched her index finger hard with her thumb nail, which already produced blood marks. She said tremblingly, “I just…”

“I know that there are many girls in school who like him. Gu Ye is excellent in studies, has a good temper, and has a rich family. Who wouldn’t want to be the third young lady of the Gu family? But the reality is that Gu Ye does not join any clubs or group activities. He does not even live on campus, and I heard that his father bought him a villa in the neighborhood next door. With you like this, I think you shouldn’t get involved again, or you will be treated as a joke.”

Li Jiatong couldn’t quibble, and she didn’t have the strength to quibble. Ever since she was a child, she had been accustomed to taking the blame, accustomed to other people’s cynicism and slander. No one would believe anything she said. Sitting on her bed and looking at the photos on her phone, Li Jiatong posted a message in Moments that was only visible to her with tears in her eyes. This was the only way she could express her inner thoughts: I just want to thank him, I don’t want to be his girlfriend. I’m so dirty and I don’t deserve it, I know it.

On Saturday afternoon, after 2 classes, Zhao Pengyu put his arms around Gu Ye’s neck and said, “There’s a monthly basketball game today. Our department and the law department next door are having a match. Come and cheer me on.”

Gu Ye slapped Zhao Pengyu’s paws off in disgust, “Talk to Father properly. Don’t hold hands or loop shoulders.”

Zhao Pengyu turned around helplessly and sat on Gu Ye’s table, “Just go! There will be more girls watching if you come to cheer for me.”

Gu Ye’s mouth twitched, what the hell is this reason for?

Zhao Pengyu couldn’t help but hug Gu Ye’s arm and drag him away, “Whether us brothers can get out of singlehood or not, it depends on you today!”

“You can’t rely solely on me to find a wife,” Gu Ye said seriously, “I’m not the father of all of you.”

Zhao Pengyu was so angry that he just wanted to jump up and punch Gu Ye!

Gu Ye arrived at the stadium and was pinned down in the auditorium by Zhao Pengyu, “You sit here and cheer for our team. You are not allowed to sneak away.”

Gu Ye inexplicably feels like a mascot.

Not long after, all the seats behind Gu Ye were filled by girls. As the freshman representative, Gu Ye is the leader of the students in this grade. He has to participate in any activities on behalf of the freshman students. But Gu Ye is too lazy, he is not interested in anything. Except for being selected as the flag bearer during the military training report and showing his face publicly, it was difficult to see him after that. This time Gu Ye appeared in the stadium, which really attracted a lot of people to watch. Some of the more lively ones directly asked Gu Ye for his WeChat ID.

Gu Ye said embarrassedly, “I’m sorry, I forgot to bring my mobile phone.”

“Oh, what a pity! Gu Ye, can you really see ghosts?”

“Gu Ye, can you read faces (face-reading)?”

Gu Ye smiled slightly, “Looks are born from the heart. If there is no evil in the heart, they are all beautiful women.”

“What you say makes sense, such a Buddhist temperament!”

“Gu Ye, here. Have some water.”

“I have snacks here, do you want to eat them?”

People from the basketball team were stunned when they saw Gu Ye surrounded by a group of beauties and having food and drinks from a distance. Beauties, do you only look at the audience? Can’t you see how handsome we are?

Li Jiatong looked at the girls surrounding Gu Ye from a distance, her eyes hidden behind the lenses full of envy.

At this moment, Li Jiatong was suddenly tapped hard on the shoulder. Li Jiatong turned around and the girl who tapped her shoulder said jokingly, “Who are you looking at? Don’t think about your Cinderella dream. Also, you can help me do my duty tomorrow too. I’ll give you 50 yuan.”

Li Jiatong clenched her fists tightly. She bit her lips hard, and her eyes were red. Everyone looks down on her and thinks they can bully her if they have money! Is her life really so worthless?

“Hey, do you want to do it or not?”

Li Jiatong suddenly stretched out her hand and pushed the girl in front of her. The girl staggered, and Li Jiatong ran out of the gym quickly.

“You’re sick! Aren’t you just doing duty for others now? Why are you acting so noble now?”

Li Jiatong turned a deaf ear and ran out of the gym. She habitually took out his mobile phone to look at the photos hidden in the album. As soon as she opened it, a website suddenly popped up on the homepage: [Whatever your wishes are, as long as you are pious enough, the true God will fulfill them for you.]

Li Jiatong’s pupils shrank. As if she was possessed by an evil spirit, she clicked in without hesitation.

There is a black Buddha statue on the screen, and a black servant boy statue sitting next to him. The corners of their mouths are raised, and their eyes are half-open: [Poor child, leave your wish quickly, and the true God will help you.]

The tears that had been brimming in Li Jiatong’s eyes finally fell, and she quickly left a string of words with trembling fingers: [I want him to like me, I want to stand upright by his side, and shut up all those who look down on me! I want my adoptive father to die! I want my sister to die! I want everyone who bullied me to die! All die!!!]

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Some said that they are scared to read the updates at night, but they shouldn’t be scared of updates now, right? The sun is so hot, and Gu Ye protects us, so we don’t have to be afraid!

Actually, I don’t think what I wrote is scary. It’s not scary at all. You little girls are too timid. Oh, okay, come into my arms (expectation.jpg)

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Even The Lame Got Tricked By Me Into Standing Up – Chapter 48 Part 1

Chapter 48 I want them all to die Part 1

At around 10.00 pm, Gu Ye finished his evening self-study and wandered for more than 10 minutes before returning home. His residence is not far from the school, but the school is so big that he has to use his legs to go everywhere, which wastes a lot of time. After entering the community area of his residence, Gu Ye opened the online mall and bought a bicycle, which the store is in the same city. So, even if he bought it tonight, the bicycle will be delivered to him tomorrow.

When he arrived at the door of his apartment, Gu Ye raised his hand and entered the password at the lock. Just as he was about to push the door open, he felt a sense of resentment and a small ghostly energy in his home. This energy is very strange. If it is a ghost with resentment, the qi must be filled with evil qi, but Gu Ye did not feel a trace of evil qi in it. He took out a piece of talisman paper from his pocket, hid it behind his back between his two fingers, and slowly opened the door with his other hand.

After coming in, Gu Ye felt that there was a lot of resentment aura in this room and they were very complicated. It made Gu Ye feel amused. Could it be that many kiddos regarded his house as a gathering place, meeting each other to hang around in the middle of the night? But this single strand of resentment is not enough to support a kid’s survival in the mortal plane.

At this moment, Gu Ye was sensitively aware of a pair of eyes staring at him from the crack of the bedroom door. Gu Ye lowered his head and saw a pair of big round eyes, like a pair of cat eyes, emitting a strange light in the darkness.

Gu Ye tsk-ed and walked over slowly without turning on the light. He asked with interest, “Let me see, which little cutie is hiding there?”

The bedroom door opened slowly by itself. Amidst the aura of resentment, a small figure moved out from behind the door. It tilted its head and secretly looked at Gu Ye.

After Gu Ye saw who it was, his eyes widened in surprise, “Why is it you?”

The doll stood motionless at the door as if it was lifeless and unresponsive.

Gu Ye walked over, squatted down, and checked the aura of the doll. He became more and more confused. This human skin doll was like a bottomless pit, absorbing all kinds of resentment. Unfortunately, it didn’t know how to contain the aura inside its body. Some of it leaked out of its body and surrounded it, making the whole room full of resentment.

“You’re just like a little fish blowing bubbles, sucking it in and spitting it out.”

Gu Ye realized that the doll had no ill intentions and put away the lethal spell in his hand. Then, he took out a talisman, helped the doll absorb all the resentment in the room into her body, and turned on the light.

At this moment, Gu Ye was finally able to see the child clearly. After absorbing the resentment, the doll’s skin color became more human-like than before, and its eyes were no longer so ethereal. The pupils were slightly darker and looked a bit strange in human eyes.

“Can you speak?” Gu Ye asked, but the doll remained silent. It stared at Gu Ye closely as if trying to read his fortune.

“Tsk, is a little mute.” Gu Ye stood up and wanted to get a bottle of drink. As soon as he turned around, his calf was hugged. Gu Ye lowered his head and saw the doll hugging his legs tightly, looking up at him. Gu Ye couldn’t figure out what the child was thinking. However, he has determined that this little thing has developed spiritual consciousness. It has its own thoughts, not a resentful spirit, nor is it possessed by an evil spirit.

Gu Ye hesitated for a moment before bending down to pick it up and went to get a drink from the refrigerator. On the sofa, the adult and the kid stared at each other. The doll seemed lifeless, sitting there motionless. Gu Ye poked it with a finger, “What’s your name? Why did you come to me?”

The doll slowly raised its head and squeezed out the word in its throat, “Papa.”

The childish voice sounded like a 2 or 3-year-old child. Gu Ye was stunned, unable to laugh or cry, “That’s why you came to me?”

Only then did Gu Ye remember that the trace of ghost energy left in his hand was after pinching the child’s face. At that time, the doll might have had spiritual awareness and remembered what he said.

“Okay, my little princess, this is probably fate.” Gu Ye picked up the doll, sat on his lap, and called Mu Jingfei on his mobile phone, “Sister Mu, she wasn’t lost. She came to see me.”

The person on the other end of the phone took a deep breath and didn’t say a word for more than 10 seconds.

Gu Ye smiled and said, “That’s right, she came to me on her own and thought I was her father.”

Mu Jingfei: “…Wait a minute, let me wash my face. I need to take a moment.”

Gu Ye waited for a while and dialed for a video call. The other party hesitated for a long time before accepting the call. Gu Ye pointed the camera at the puppet on his lap and said, “Daughter, look here.”

The puppet raised her head obediently, revealing a beautiful little face. Her bright red mouth curled up, and she actually smiled!

The person on the other end of the call screamed, and the call was hung up within a second.

“Eh?” Gu Ye muttered in dissatisfaction, “We were talking here, why did you hang up the phone suddenly?”

Gu Ye helplessly sent a message to Mu Jingfei: [Sister Mu? She has no intention of harming others, and she is not a ghost, but a spirit formed by absorbing a lot of resentment. She is very well-behaved. If you need her to testify someday, I will send her back, and then I will pick her up again.]

Mu Jingfei: [No need! The rest of those dolls are enough as evidence, don’t send her back here!]

Feeling dissatisfied, Gu Ye replied: [Rejecting her so quickly? Isn’t my daughter pretty?]

Mu Jingfei: [Pretty! You really don’t need to send her back, thank you!]

Gu Ye: [Well, if you still need evidence, we will work hard to cooperate and firmly support your work.]

Mu Jingfei: [Thank you for your cooperation!]

For some reason, Gu Ye had an inexplicable feeling that the other party typed the thank you with gritted teeth. He’s probably overthinking it.

Looking at the puppet on his legs, she is still staring at him. Gu Ye looked at her for a while. This appearance, tsk tsk, is so eye-catching! He took a tissue from the table, wiped her red leather shoes clean, and then carried her to the study, “From now on, your name will be Ling Ling and this space on the shelf will be yours. From now on, when someone comes to the house, you’ll sit here and pretend to be a real doll, can you do it?”

Ling Ling moved from Gu Ye’s arms to the bookshelf and sat down facing outward. She looks at Gu Ye quietly, like an ordinary doll, proving with action: I can do it!

“You’re so obedient!” Gu Ye touched her head happily and called Hong Dou out. “Her IQ is only 2 or 3 years old, and she doesn’t understand anything. I’ll rely on you to teach her from now on. Well then, I’ll take a shower and go to sleep.”

A good spirit can not only wash, cook, run errands, and clean, but also help its owner take care of the children.

Late at night, after Gu Ye fell asleep, the little doll jumped down from the bookshelf and flew to Gu Ye’s bedside. She stood beside Gu Ye’s pillow and quietly looked at Gu Ye’s sleeping face. After standing for a while, she lay on the bed beside Gu Ye’s pillow. There was no movement after that.

Hong Dou floated over and carried her back to the shelf. Within a few minutes, the little doll flew over again and lay beside Gu Ye’s pillow. With a light kick, she remained motionless. Hong Dou moved her dozens of times throughout the night, until it was almost dawn. Then she stood up by herself, climbed to the bookshelf, and sat down.

Hong Dou: “…”

After Gu Ye woke up, he noticed the ghostly aura left on the pillow. Amused, he looked at the doll on the bookshelf with a smile. The more he looked at her, the cuter she became.

Hong Dou prepared breakfast and brought it to the dining table. After that, she turned into a wisp of red smoke and got into the beads on Gu Ye’s wrist. Gu Ye chuckled and said, “Thank you for your hard work. Are you still going to attend the class with me?”

The red light flashed on the beads, and Gu Ye understood, “Okay, let’s go together. My daughter, you can watch TV at home.”

After Gu Ye left, the little doll jumped down from the bookshelf. She saw a small box at the bottom of the bookshelf that was as high as herself. It was rectangular and closed, much like a coffin. She inexplicably liked this shape, so she opened the lid and climbed in. When she lay down, she was poked by something.

The little doll sat up straight, picked up the thing, and stared at it for 2 minutes. Suddenly, the resentment on her body burst out uncontrollably, and her brown eyes were tinged with the color of blood. She threw the paper figure that looked like the dollmaker boss on the ground. The little leather shoes stepped on it hard, violently trampling the three-dimensional paper man into pieces of paper.

When Gu Ye came back from school in the evening, he heard some noise in the kitchen. Gu Ye hurried over and saw a little figure standing on the stove and the water in the pot was boiling. The little figure was holding a chopstick in her hand and was poking something in the water.

Sensing a ghostly energy coming from inside the pot, Gu Ye went over and took a look worriedly. There is a little paper man in the pot who has been trampled and is struggling and splashing in the water. As soon as the paper man wanted to crawl out, Ling Ling would use the chopstick and poke it down.

There are 2 hun (soul) and 3 po (soul) sealed in the paper man’s body, which proves that the person is not dead yet in reality, but the person’s senses are all in this little paper’s body and can really feel everything the paper figure is experiencing here.

Ling Ling is actually boiling a living person in the water?!

Gu Ye ran over anxiously, “Ling Ling, where did you catch this person?!”

The puppet turned her face innocently to Gu Ye, not understanding why she was being scolded. The little man in the water took the opportunity to climb to the edge of the pot. Ling Ling turned around and poked the paper man down with a chopstick. The paper man struggled desperately. His soul is being boiled alive, and he is experiencing a torment more terrible than death.

Gu Ye hugged Ling Ling in his arms and rescued the paper man from the pot. After that, he pulled out the soul, took a look, and paused. The next moment, he stuffed the soul back into the paper man with an expressionless expression.

Gu Ye’s face softened and he asked gently, “Ling Ling, do you hate him very much?”

The puppet nodded obediently and picked up the paper man. She grabbed the head with one hand, and the legs with the other. With a pull, Gu Ye heard the scream from the soul being torn apart. Gu Ye frowned and was sure that the doll had absorbed a lot of the dead girl’s resentment and inherited her hatred. That why’s Ling Ling resentfully retaliated against the doll maker boss but didn’t know why she hated him.

Ling Ling balled up the soul and squeezed it a few more times. She looked at the soaked paper man and looked at Gu Ye pitifully, “It’s broken.”

Gu Ye laughed and carried Ling Ling to the study, “Okay, I will make a few more for you. Paper cannot touch water. Even if it is covered with spiritual energy, it cannot be played like this. Next time, try another way.”

Upon hearing this, the soul struggled like crazy and looked at Gu Ye resentfully. However, the resentment rising up in his body was immediately absorbed by Ling Ling, and it was hung powerlessly in the palm of Ling Ling’s hand, and it didn’t even have the strength to struggle.

Gu Ye sneered, “That’s karma, who can he blame? But Ling Ling, you can only play with him. You can’t touch other people’s souls without my permission. Keep that in mind.”

The little puppet nodded obediently and sat on the desk while watching Gu Ye making paper figures seriously. When Gu Ye finished one, she picked up the paper, followed Gu Ye’s example, and folded a paper figure exactly like the one Gu Ye made.

Gu Ye praised in surprise, “You are so smart! I will teach you this kind of task in the future. Can you help Papa fold a hundred of these at home tomorrow?”

The doll clapped her hands happily, took the paper, and started folding it. At this moment, Gu Ye’s phone vibrated. He gave all the paper to Ling Ling, clicked on the phone, and saw that it was from Mu Jingfei: [That doll maker boss went crazy. He keeps saying that the doll he made came to life. The doll you are keeping is too evil, so you should give it away.]

Gu Ye looked at the soul which Ling Ling tied up with resentment and stuffed into the paper figure. He replied: [It was probably retribution. He was like this because he had done too many bad things. I don’t do bad things, so I’m not afraid.]

The next day, Gu Ye was riding his bicycle to school. Zhao Pengyu saw him and hijacked the bicycle, leaving without giving the key to Gu Ye. During lunch, Zhao Pengyu rode the bicycle out happily and asked Gu Ye, “Are you going to sit behind me or in the basket?”

Hearing that, Gu Ye was shocked by Zhao Pengyu’s shamelessness. He really wanted to pick up a pebble in the flower bed and hit him on the back of the head!

Xia Xiang ran a few steps to catch up with Gu Ye and whispered, “Gu Ye, I heard that there is a strange website that can help people realize their wishes. Only those who are destined can access it.”

Gu Ye was surprised by the info and said, “So magical? Do you want to wish if you can grow 10 centimeters taller?”

Xia Xiang glared at Gu Ye and replied with a dissatisfied tone, “I don’t need it, the essence lies in the concentrated one!”

Zhao Pengyu turned back from the bicycle and said, “I need it. I think I’m too short, especially when playing basketball, I can’t even touch the basket with my hands.”

Xia Xiang grabbed Zhao Pengyu’s neck angrily, “Shut your mouth! Otherwise, I will strangle you to death!”

Zhao Pengyu was stunned, “You are too scary. You were clearly not like this before. You have learned bad things from Gu Ye!”

Gu Ye rebutted in disgust, “Bah! I am a pacifist and never hit anyone.”

“Tui!” Xia Xiang unceremoniously spat at Zhao Pengyu’s face. A short man’s resentment towards his height was a bottom line that could not be touched by anyone!

Zhao Pengyu wiped the spit from his face, his face almost deformed with anger, “You two are too cruel!”

“Hehe!” Xia Xiang sneered, with murderous intent on his baby face, “Who told you to laugh at me for being short!”

Zhao Pengyu couldn’t laugh or cry, “It’s just a joke.”

At this moment, Xia Xiang received a call. He gave Zhao Pengyu a hard look before answering the call, “Hello? You are here already? En, okay, I’ll be out right away.”

Xia Xiang pushed Zhao Pengyu out of the bicycle. “Go down, I’ve requisitioned this bicycle. I’m going out to eat now, are you guys joining me?”

Zhao Pengyu really wanted to ask with your legs are so short, can you reach the pedals? But thinking about it, Xia Xiang might hit him to death with the bicycle. So he endured it and asked curiously, “Who are you eating with?”

Gu Ye raised the corners of his mouth, “Your brother?”

Xia Xiang rolled his eyes and immediately smiled, looking very happy, “En, my brother is here to deliver something to me. I will take him to have some food in the store at the school entrance before leaving.”

Gu Ye smiled and said, “We won’t join you so go quickly. Don’t delay class in the afternoon.”

Xia Xiang rode the bicycle and left happily. Gu Ye couldn’t help but wonder, is this bicycle really his? Why is he having the illusion that they 3 brothers saved the money to buy the bicycle together?

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Even The Lame Got Tricked By Me Into Standing Up – Chapter 47 Part 2

Chapter 47 Walking out on its own Part 2

During dinner, Gu Ye surprisingly didn’t talk much. In the past, when they were together, Gu Ye would be talking and Yu Ze will be listening. For Gu Ye suddenly became uncharacteristically silent, Yu Ze sensitively sensed something was wrong, “What’s wrong with you?”

Gu Ye smiled awkwardly, “It’s okay, I’m just a little tired.”

“Go back and rest after dinner.”

“En, since you came over from so far, do you want to drop by and visit my house?

“Okay.”

Hearing that made Gu Ye fall into silence. He didn’t expect Yu Ze to agree right away, but on the other hand, it didn’t sound right if he didn’t invite him to go to his home and sit down (after the other party drove all the way to have dinner with him).

After eating, Gu Ye took Yu Ze to his home. Before entering, he told the other party solemnly, “My house is not as clean as yours. You really won’t disdain it, right?”

Yu Ze smiled, “I won’t.”

“Then, please come in.” Gu Ye opened the door. The living room was actually not dirty, and everything was placed in an orderly manner. However, he had used all the things, and the atmosphere of life was relatively heavy. It wasn’t like Yu Ze’s home where the atmosphere is so clean that it gives you chills.

Yu Ze looked around and said seriously, “It’s much cleaner than expected.”

Gu Ye turned his head and glared at the other party in dissatisfaction, “What image do I have in your mind?”

Yu Ze chuckled lightly and did not reply.

Gu Ye smiled and said, “I was considering living outside for convenience, but I didn’t expect that my dad would buy me such a big house. This is the study room. I have also hung your calligraphy and painting in the study room. They are so cool! “

Yu Ze’s face showed a bit of disgust and he didn’t want to look (at his art).

Gu Ye was amused by the other person’s expression, “By the way, since you’re already here, write another one for me.”

Yu Ze took a step back, obviously refusing, not even wanting to enter Gu Ye’s study.

“Don’t be so stingy! I’m not going to sell it for money.” Gu Ye narrowed his eyes and already had a plan in mind. He took Yu Ze’s arm and dragged him in without any explanation. He took out a roll of white paper from the bookshelf and laid it properly on the table, “Brush, ink, paper, and inkstone are ready for you.”

Yu Ze did not take over the brush, but first asked, “What do you want me to write?”

Gu Ye put the brush into Yu Ze’s hand with a smile, “Write ‘Gu Ye is the head of the family. Don’t talk and listen to Gu Ye!’”

Yu Ze’s expression froze and he put down the brush, “Is it necessary to write this?”

“You don’t have to mind that, just write me one.”

Yu Ze still had an air of rejection all over his body.

“Write it, please, your handwriting is beautiful!” Gu Ye’s mouth keeps shooting flatteries like it’s free, “My writing is weak, like a dog pawing at it. Please teach me how to write!”

Yu Ze looked at Gu Ye holding the brush himself and put his own hand in front of his eyes. He hesitated for a moment, but couldn’t hold it back and grabbed Gu Ye’s hand. Gu Ye raised the corner of his mouth, narrowed his eyes, and urged, “You teach me to write, just a few words. After I finish writing, I will cook for you next time. My cooking is super delicious.”

Yu Ze lowered his head slightly, looking at Gu Ye’s thin back almost leaning against his chest. At this moment, Gu Ye’s raised face was so close that Yu Ze could kiss the smiling lips as long as he lowered his head. Yu Ze’s eyes darkened, and he held Gu Ye’s hand with a sullen face. He held the table with his left hand, almost half-circling Gu Ye in his arms, and wrote a line following Gu Ye’s request: [Gu Ye is the head of the family, listen to Gu Ye.]

After finishing writing, Yu Ze read it himself and couldn’t help but twitch at the corner of his mouth.

Gu Ye happily laughed out and said, “Well written but it also needs to be signed. Write your name quickly.”

Yu Ze let go of his hand. His instinct told him that he could not continue and write down his name.

Gu Ye tsk-ed and said, “One has to finish what they started. How could President Yu give up halfway?” Saying that, Gu Ye grabbed Yu Ze’s hand with one hand and quickly picked up the ink pad with the other hand. He dipped it on Yu Ze’s finger and then pressed it firmly on the white paper with both hands.

Yu Ze’s fingers trembled. Looking at his red fingerprint, the corner of his mouth twitched again.

Looking at the white paper with black characters and a red fingerprint, Gu Ye picked the paper up and blew it. His eyes were curved with a smile, and he praised sincerely, “President Yu, what a great calligraphy, I want to frame it and hang it on the wall. In the future, if I can find that destined person, I will ask him to recite it silently a thousand times when he is disobedient.”

Yu Ze subconsciously tugged on his collar, suddenly feeling that the collar was uncomfortably tight.

Gu Ye observed Yu Ze’s expression calmly. Restrained his smile, he put away the calligraphy, locked the drawer, and said with a wicked smile, “This is a treasure, can’t lose it.”

Yu Ze looked at Gu Ye acting like a little fox hiding a chicken leg, and shook his head helplessly. Finally, a faint smile appeared on the corner of his mouth. His big hand fell on Gu Ye’s head, and he rubbed it lovingly, “As long as you are happy.”

The smile on Gu Ye’s face stilled. Feeling the temperature on the top of his head and the pampering that could not be ignored in the gentle movements, Gu Ye’s heart throbbed for no reason. He looked back at the person behind him, looked into his eyes, and couldn’t help but curve up the corners of his mouth: Darn it! He is so good-looking!

The two chatted for a while. Just after 9.00 pm, Gu Ye urged Yu Ze to leave, “It would be 11.00 pm when you reach home. It’s too late and you won’t have enough rest. Then, how will you go to work tomorrow? Go, go.”

The first time a friend came to his house and Gu Ye actually pushed him out, sending him away. Gu Ye felt that no one did that but him, but he had no choice but to worry if it was too late.

Yu Ze looked at the time with a cold face and felt helpless.

After going downstairs, the two of them stood under the street lamp. Yu Ze hesitated to speak, “You…”

“En?”

Yu Ze sighed, “Graduate quickly.” After saying that, he got in the car with a cold face and drove away.

Gu Ye rolled his eyes, isn’t this nonsense? Who wants to go to college again? He has a big ocean in his heart and has long wanted to go out and raise a wave (have fun)!

After Yu Ze drove away, Ghost General flew to Gu Ye’s side in the blink of an eye, “What do you want me to do?”

Gu Ye watched Yu Ze’s car disappear into the darkness and nodded, “Come back with me to get something.”

After returning home, Gu Ye took out a box from the shelf, opened it, and pulled out a string of little people, strung together like grasshoppers skewer. There were probably more than 30 of them. A sneer appeared at the corner of his mouth. “I have already prepared those ghost servants I told you about last time. I will burn them for you now and you can sell them.”

Ghost General saw that every little paper human contained an incomplete soul, struggling desperately. He nodded, “I understand.”

Gu Ye picked up the bunch of little figures, held them with two fingers, and placed them over the brazier. Looking at the frightened expressions of the souls inside, he curved up the corners of his mouth, smiled lightly, and loosened his fingers, “Doing something evil like that, how can I still let you guys reincarnate? After a while, I will send you guys another companion.”

Gu Ye took out another little person from the box. It looked like the doll maker boss. Gu Ye said regretfully, “It’s a pity that it will take a few months before he is sentenced.”

After the string of paper people was burned, the Ghost General carried a rope and led away these ghost servants who could not resist being tied up like grasshoppers skewers. From a distance, they really looked like a string of slaves and their sellers.

The next morning, as soon as Gu Ye arrived at school, he heard someone gossiping, “Did you hear that a major child abduction case was solved? 26 people were shot yesterday! Several others got suspended sentences. These people are so cruel, more than 30 children were killed!”

“This case has been investigated secretly, and it was not announced to the public until the verdict. It has sounded the alarm to the world. This time it is loud enough.”

“They deserve it! See who will still dare abduct women and children!”

Gu Ye stood aside, listening to the classmates’ discussion, and calmly turned a page of the book.

At this time Xia Xiang came looking for Gu Ye, “Do you want to join the calligraphy club with me? Zhao Pengyu went to play basketball again. What are you doing sitting here alone? The teacher asked you to be the class monitor, but you don’t want it. Then, asking you to be a club’s secretary but you also don’t want it. Do you do nothing but study all day long?”

Gu Ye yawned and said lazily. “I’m too tired to move.”

“Practicing calligraphy is not tiring, let’s go together.” Xia Xiang pulled Gu Ye up, “You have to communicate more with humans.”

Hearing that remark, Gu Ye was amused. It is as if saying he likes dealing with ghosts more.

As soon as they arrived at the door of the calligraphy club, Gu Ye’s cell phone rang. He took out his cell phone and saw that it was from Mu Jingfei.

“Hello? Sister Mu, what do you want from me?”

The moment Gu Ye answered the question, the caller said anxiously, “Gu Ye! The doll you sent over has left on its own!”

“Ah?” Gu Ye was confused, “Left on its own?” Gu Ye got amused and asked, “Did she take a taxi? But I didn’t leave any pocket money for her.”

“I’m not kidding you!” Mu Jingfei said seriously, “I checked the surveillance. She simply stood up and walked out. I downloaded the video and sent it to you on WeChat. You can take a look.”

The other party hung up the phone, and Gu Ye stopped playing around. He clicked on WeChat, and his expression turned cold.

The human-skin doll he bought jumped off the table full of evidence, raised her head, and stared at the camera. Then she raised her bright red mouth in a strange arc. After that, she raised her small legs and walked out of the door.

“For real, the doll left by itself…” Gu Ye sent a message to Mu Jingfei with a serious face: [Don’t worry, I will check where she went tonight.]

At this moment, in Gu Ye’s home, a human-skin doll that is already full of resentment, sat quietly on Gu Ye’s bed, looking at the door motionlessly.


The author has something to say:
Don’t be afraid if you have dolls at home. Human skin is different from resin. What’s there to be afraid of? Come on, come and sleep with me together!


Later, Gu Ye slapped the table: “I am the head of the family, and I’m asking to sleep in separate beds! Did you not write this? Is it your fingerprint, right? Do you not admit it?”

Yu Ze:▼_▼

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