Even The Lame Got Tricked By Me Into Standing Up – Chapter 63 Part 1

Chapter 63 Yu Guangtao (ETL) Part 1

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[Banana: There’s a small cliff at the end of the chapter yo. Jump at your own risk lol]

Chapter 63 Giving You a Good Father

Gu Ye brought Lu Yize to his home. It was at 6.00 pm that time. Not long after Yu Guangtao got home, he found that the child was not at home and was anxiously looking for the child. As soon as he saw Lu Yize coming back, Yu Guangtao excitedly hugged his son in his arms and asked anxiously, “Where have you been? Why did you run out alone? What if you get lost?” Continue reading “Even The Lame Got Tricked By Me Into Standing Up – Chapter 63 Part 1”

Even The Lame Got Tricked By Me Into Standing Up – Chapter 62 Part 2

Chapter 62 Yu Guangtao (ETL) Part 2

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Chapter 62 A Child’s Request for Help

The first thing Gu Ye did after returning to school was to go to the pet hospital to see Dahei. Continue reading “Even The Lame Got Tricked By Me Into Standing Up – Chapter 62 Part 2”

Even The Lame Got Tricked By Me Into Standing Up – Chapter 62 Part 1

Chapter 62 Yu Guangtao (ETL) Part 1

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Chapter 62 A Child’s Request for Help

Finally, the auction was over, and the people who were reminiscing with their friends had almost finished their conversations. In the auction event, no one managed to eat a good dinner, so those who were close to each other decided to have a midnight snack together. Continue reading “Even The Lame Got Tricked By Me Into Standing Up – Chapter 62 Part 1”

Even The Lame Got Tricked By Me Into Standing Up – Chapter 61 Part 1

Chapter 61 A person without an aura of life Part 1

Gu Ye and Xie Cheng rode a motorcycle to Yao Zhonghai’s home and observed the aura outside the small villa. Gu Ye sighed, “Am I possessed by bad luck? I seldom get a Feng Shui request which is purely just Feng Shui. How come I always see something else happening (apart from Feng Shui)?” Continue reading “Even The Lame Got Tricked By Me Into Standing Up – Chapter 61 Part 1”

Even The Lame Got Tricked By Me Into Standing Up – Chapter 61 Part 2

Chapter 61 A person without an aura of life Part 2

Yao Zhonghai specially called Gu Decheng, “Old Brother, your third son is so awesome. He saved my life today!” Continue reading “Even The Lame Got Tricked By Me Into Standing Up – Chapter 61 Part 2”

Even The Lame Got Tricked By Me Into Standing Up – Chapter 60

[Banana] Hi guys, in case you didn’t see my sticky post at the main page, this is just to let you know that I will be moving my translations from ISOTls back to this website ya. My other completed projects will also be moved here soon.

Continue reading “Even The Lame Got Tricked By Me Into Standing Up – Chapter 60”

[Announcement] Moving of chapters/novels

[Pinned post] It’s been a while since I posted translations in my own website and now everything looked new to me lol.

Anyway, I just want to make an announcement regarding the novel I’m translating at ISOTls. Due to some unforeseen circumstances, I will be transferring [Even the Lame Got Tricked by Me Into Standing Up] to be hosted here in my website instead ya.

Also, my other completed projects from ISOTls will be transferred as well. As usual, the format might run due to different template/plugin from different site. Unless the difference is too much, I probably won’t fix it lol. It’s too much work to locate the problem and fix it orz

But! But, if you saw any problems that arise from the template/plugin change when you read in my website, feel free to point it out and I’ll go and fix it. But just that particular chapter tho lol, unless you can list down all the problematic chapter (and what’s wrong with them) XD

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Even The Lame Got Tricked By Me Into Standing Up – Chapter 59 Part 2

Chapter 59 Coming out completely Part 2

After several days of torture, Liang Jianxin was almost out of shape. His body was stooped, his hair was messy, his face was pale, without a trace of blood, and he had lost a lot of weight. Many students did not recognize him, and he did not speak, staring blankly at the school road. When he saw Gu Ye coming from a distance, he staggered over and knelt down in front of Gu Ye. The surrounding students looked at this scene in surprise. Zhao Pengyu and Xia Xiang both reflexively pulled Gu Ye behind them.

Gu Ye held both friends with one hand on each of them and looked at Liang Jianxin who was kneeling in front of him. He said with a cold face, “I know why you came. You have too much death on your hands. I can’t save you.”

“Don’t leave! It doesn’t matter if you can’t save me. Your family is rich! Your family has a lot of money, right?” Liang Jianxin crawled to Gu Ye’s side in a few steps and grabbed Gu Ye’s calf. His eyes were red, and he looked at Gu Ye crazily as he said, “Lend me 1 million yuan for me to see a doctor! 1 million yuan is not money (a big sum) to your family, right? Rich people like you don’t even know the suffering of the people at the bottom. Just give me 1 million yuan, please! Aren’t you Gu Decheng’s son?!”

In the beginning, Liang Jianxin said ‘lend’ but it turned to ‘give’ at the end. As soon as these shameless words came out, Gu Ye’s expression became even colder. Zhao Pengyu’s bad temper was already lit up, so he grabbed Liang Jianxin’s arm and pulled him aside, “Can you be less shameless?!”

Even the student next to him couldn’t stand it anymore, “Papa Gu’s money didn’t come from the strong wind (doesn’t come easy like money blown over by the wind)? How could you simply open your mouth and ask for it?!”

Liang Jianxin’s eyes were red, and he didn’t look at anyone else at all. He crawled over to beg Gu Ye again, “Your monthly living expenses must be several million yuan. It won’t have any impact on you if you give me 1 million for medical treatment. For someone who came from a wealthy family like you, why can’t you help the poor? ‘The benevolent man cannot be rich’!”

*Idiom, simply saying that no rich people are kind

Xia Xiang said with a cold face, “Fart! Gu Ye’s family doesn’t give him any money at all, he earns all the money himself. Also, the Gu family didn’t refrain from helping the poor either. Uncle Gu donates millions to mountainous areas every year. A few years ago, after the domestic earthquake, Uncle Gu led the domestic wealthy people to donate more than 1 billion yuan. The whole country knows about this, how can you have the nerve to say that he is rich and unkind?”

Gu Ye pulled Xia Xiang and said, “Don’t pay attention to him. People with this kind of heart cannot be saved.”

Liang Jianxin still wanted to chase after Gu Ye, but several security guards had already arrived and pulled him out. Gu Ye didn’t save him and didn’t give him any money. Liang Jianxin really felt that he couldn’t survive this time. It was too difficult to live!

At this time, Liang Jianxin’s wife called him. He answered the call in a confused manner and a loud voice scolded him, “Where have you been? You still want me to limp around to find you? Trash like you, did you go out to wait for your death? You’ve been sick for several days but no one has come to visit you. What kind of character do you have? If you really can’t help it, go and ask people at your school to donate to you! Aren’t those students rich? Do you know how much it costs to treat you? You have no idea…”

As the chatter on the other side continued, Liang Jianxin’s eyes became redder and redder, and he hung up the phone with a distorted face. When he saw a group of students in the school with sunny happy faces and no knowledge of the sufferings of the world, a ferocious sneer curled up at the corner of his mouth. He won’t survive this! But even if he dies, he will drag a few people along! Let those who are lucky in life to join him!

Liang Jianxin returned home alone, found the knife he used that had killed countless animals from the basement, and started sharpening it. His back started to itch again, but he didn’t care. As long as he got through today, he would drag other people to die with him tomorrow!

After Gu Ye finished his meal and was sitting there to rest, Zhao Pengyu asked Gu Ye, “What’s going on with him?”

Gu Ye said in a nonchalant tone, “Retribution. Heaven dictated that the good reincarnates, while the bad won’t be tolerated. Let’s not talk about him. I just adopted a black cat, the kind with yin and yang eyes, so cute!”

“My gawd, will I still be able to go to your house in the future? You pray to the King of Hell, keep a human skin doll and now adopt a Xuan cat!”

Gu Ye replied seriously, “In the future if you have time to visit my house, remember to bring canned meat and gifts.”

At this moment, the phone vibrated. Gu Ye clicked it and saw, [Yu Ze transferred 1,314 yuan.]

Gu Ye is used to it, and the corner of his lips curved up as he tapped the Accept button.

Since throwing away the other party’s books, Yu Ze really didn’t say much to tease him with earthy love words. Though he would occasionally say one or two similar phrases and Gu Ye will just take it as a flirtation. However, the ritual of clocking in morning and evening, and transferring money at 520 yuan in the morning and 1,314 yuan in the afternoon was still unchanged. Gu Ye knew that Yu Ze didn’t care about the money, so he accepted it and transferred it all to a card. He wanted to save it and buy a token of love when he had the opportunity in the future. This money should be enough.

Yu Ze: [I’ll go to look for you tomorrow.]

Gu Ye lowered his head and replied: [No need, I will go home soon.]

Yu Ze: [You won’t come to see me when you go home.]

Gu Ye couldn’t help but laugh. Why does Yu Ze sound resentful after saying this? He’s an adult, but he’s still childish.

Yu Ze asked again: [Since you don’t see me next week, will you miss me?]

Gu Ye lowered his head and chuckled: [If I say I won’t, will you hit me?]

Yu Ze: […]

Gu Ye: [I’ll miss you.]

After sending that reply, even Gu Ye himself noticed that these 3 words were perfunctory, and he added with a smile: [I’ll wait for you tomorrow, don’t be late.]

Yu Ze: [OK.]

Zhao Pengyu and Xia Xiang stared at Gu Ye. See how he is smiling happily, this is completely an image of someone in love. Zhao Pengyu couldn’t help but kick Gu Ye under the table, “Hey! Who is this other party? Are you still hiding her? Don’t you want to bring her to see us?”

Gu Ye kicked back with a smile, “No, I don’t think you want to.”

Zhao Pengyu sneered and winked at Xia Xiang as if to say ‘It doesn’t matter if he doesn’t say who is she. Doesn’t he go out every Sunday at noon? I’ll follow him at noon tomorrow.’

Xia Xiang didn’t know how to persuade Zhao Pengyu except to sigh.

At noon the next day, Gu Ye was waiting for Yu Ze at the school gate as usual. There were no classes in the afternoon and many students went out to play. It was a lively time.

Zhao Pengyu pulled Xia Xiang and hid sneakily on the other side of the flower pond, “Look, he waits for someone every week! I must catch that little ‘yaojin’ (spirit)!”

Xia Xiang looked at Zhao Pengyu sympathetically, “Yeah, little ‘spirit’.”

Gu Ye felt something and glanced in the direction of the flower pond. From just now, he felt that someone was following him. Before he found out who it was, he heard a noise at the gate, followed by the screams of students. Gu Ye stopped caring about who was following him anymore and ran out quickly. He saw Liang Jianxin, who came to him yesterday to ask for money, holding a sharp knife and rushing towards the students, slashing everyone he saw!

A group of students were frightened and ran away. Liang Jianxin chased after them like crazy. The security guard had already rushed up, but Liang Jianxin had a knife in his hand and was in an almost crazy state. The security guard could not stop him for now.

Gu Ye looked at the man with a cold expression. Liang Jianxin’s condition was worse than yesterday. There was still blood on the knife in his hand that had not been wiped dry. His hands were already stained with human life.

“You students from prestigious universities! You all have a good life! How can you have a good life?! How can you look down on me?!”

Liang Jianxin’s facial features were ferocious, and his eyes fell on a petite girl. Seeing that she was the weakest among these people, Liang Jianxin turned to her and rushed forward! The girl was so frightened that she threw her bag and ran away.

Gu Ye swiftly stepped forward with a cold face. Liang Jianxin recognized Gu Ye and lost control of his emotions, “You, your life is the best among them! People like you deserve to die!” Liang Jianxin rushed towards Gu Ye like crazy and slashed at Gu Ye’s face with the knife. The students nearby screamed in fright.

Gu Ye curled his lips and stepped to the side. After dodging this attack, he was about to take action when he saw a familiar car zoomed into the area and stopped in front of him. Liang Jianxin was frightened by the car’s speed and subconsciously stepped back. Unbalanced, he fell and sat on the ground.

At this moment, the car door opened and slammed on Liang Jianxin’s face. Before Liang Jianxin could see clearly who got out of the car, someone grabbed his wrist. The severe pain made his hand tremble, and the knife in his hand fell to the ground with a clang.

Gu Ye went over and kicked at the underside of Liang Jianxin’s knee. Then with a strong hold, he twisted Liang Jianxin’s arm and pushed him to the ground. The security guards rushed over to assist but just when they were taking over, Liang Jianxin screamed. He opened his mouth and tried to bite Gu Ye’s calf. Before he could bite down, a leather shoe kicked him hard in the face. Liang Jianxin, who weighed 180 kilograms, was kicked flat to the ground by the force, and then the same leather shoe stepped on his face.

Gu Ye stared blankly at the man protecting him. It was the first time he saw Yu Ze like this. The iciness hidden in his cold eyebrows at this moment made people shudder. Gu Ye suddenly thought of what his second brother said to him previously – ‘What kind of person Yu Ze is and how ruthless he is? You can find out just by asking our big brother.’

With today’s accident, did he get to know another side of Yu Ze?

Before Gu Ye could figure it out, he was hugged tightly by a solid arm, and the voice in his ears became gentle again, “Don’t be afraid, I’m here.”

Gu Ye raised the corners of his mouth and smiled, “Just in time.”

Yu Ze looked at Gu Ye with a still cold expression, and asked worriedly, “Are you injured anywhere?”

Gu Ye shook his head, “Nothing happened to me at all.”

Yu Ze heaved a sigh and looked visibly relieved. He wanted to continue holding Gu Ye in his arms for comfort but Gu Ye noticed that everyone around him was looking at them. He reminded Yu Ze in a low voice, “Stop hugging, they are all watching.”

Yu Ze frowned, “So what?”

Gu Ye pointed at Zhao Pengyu, who was already dumbfounded in the crowd, “What about him?”

Yu Ze said indifferently, “Sooner or later, he will have to know.”

Gu Ye glanced at Zhao Pengyu and smiled sheepishly. This status* between them will be embarrassing in the future.

*As in being friends with his uncle’s partner, they are now in different ranks in the family tree

Zhao Pengyu saw the intimate actions between Gu Ye and Yu Ze and asked dumbly, “What’s going on with them two?”

Xia Xiang shrugged, “Can’t you just go and ask them yourself?”

And so, Zhao Pengyu walked over mechanically and looked at the two with a complicated expression, “You guys …”

Yu Ze raised his eyebrows, “What’s wrong?”

Zhao Pengyu asked for confirmation, “Is it you that Gu Ye waits for every week?”

Yu Ze nodded without hesitation, “Yes.”

Gu Ye tugged on Yu Ze’s sleeve and told him to stop talking. Zhao Pengyu’s mind was already going to disconnect.

By the time he said these few words, the police car had already arrived. Liang Jianxin was handcuffed by the police, but he still struggled and shouted at the onlookers, “I’m going to kill you lucky people! You all deserve to die!”

Gu Ye looked back at Liang Jianxin and said indifferently, “You have killed too many animals. You deserve it. What does it have to do with fate (luck)? In fact, you are a good cook and you cook well.”

Liang Jianxin shouted back fiercely, “Farts! What good is a cook? You don’t understand my suffering at all!”

Gu Ye sighed, “There is no cure for you.”

The police forcefully dragged Liang Jianxin into the police car. He had already killed his wife, and with the farce he made in front of the school, he would not be able to escape the death penalty.

Yu Ze opened the door and let Gu Ye get in the car first. He bent down and pulled on the seat belt, watching Gu Ye fasten it before closing the door, then walked around to the other side and got in the car.

No one saw that a car stopped on the roadside just now, and the people sitting in the car happened to see Gu Ye being held in Yu Ze’s arms. The driver felt that the air pressure in the car was as cold as rock bottom, and asked tentatively, “Eldest Young Master, Second Young Master, are we still chasing after them?”

“No need.” Gu Sen said with a cold face, “Go back and we’ll talk about it during the holidays at home.”

Gu Lin pinched his forehead tiredly. The rumors were indeed true. Old Third will be having a difficult holiday soon.

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Even The Lame Got Tricked By Me Into Standing Up – Chapter 59 Part 1

Chapter 59 Coming out completely Part 1

It was just a cat but turned dead and then alive at the next second? Even Gu Ye, a person who has seen many ghosts and supernatural events, found it unbelievable. The doctors and nurses at the pet hospital had never seen anything like this. It wasn’t breathing, no heartbeat, and its pupils were dilated. Just when they were confused and didn’t know how to explain it to the owner, the cat came back to life! Where is the scientific basis?

And this incredible thing happened more than once!

When Gu Ye arrived at the animal hospital, Dahei’s head could already be raised. The little guy looked quite fierce actually, with a pair of blue and slightly green eyes. Its eyes were so round that anyone who looked at him would have an illusion that they were its prey.

“Dahei~”

Seeing that Dahei was much better, Gu Ye happily walked over and gently touched its head. Dahei raised its face and gently pressed its head against Gu Ye’s palm, but it still couldn’t muster any strength.

“It really trusts you. If any of us gets close to it, it will struggle.” The attending doctor held the prepared goat’s milk and canned food. “It has been refusing to eat what we gave it. Please try feeding it.”

When Dahei heard that there was food, it raised its head and opened its mouth, but no sound came out. The doctor said regretfully, “Its vocal cords were damaged and it couldn’t make a sound. To be honest, it’s a miracle that it survived.”

Gu Ye smiled, touched Dahei’s head, and said happily, “You have a bad fate. If you lower your head, you will lose. This is how you have to do to live.”

Gu Ye brought the goat milk to Dahei’s mouth. Dahei sniffed it and looked at Gu Ye again. Then, it drank the milk without hesitation and proceeded to eat from the can. After eating and drinking enough, Dahei looked obviously much better and more energetic.

The doctors and nurses all smiled and said, “It will be good if it can eat. Then it will be able to build its immune system.”

Gu Ye coaxed softly, “You have to eat well even if I don’t come. You’ll get better quickly when you’re full. Only when you recover can you go home with me.”

Dahei licked Gu Ye’s fingertips as if it understood Gu Ye’s words. It saw Hong Dou following behind Gu Ye and remembered that it was Hong Dou who rescued it. Dahei wanted to crawl over, but its body still couldn’t do it, so it lay down again after a moment of struggle.

Gu Ye could tell from its eyes that Dahei was indeed a mysterious cat, with a pair of yin and yang eyes, and was naturally psychic. In addition, it signed a contract with him, and its spiritual power was strengthened. From now on, no spirits or monsters can escape from these cat eyes.

After Dahei lay down, it fell asleep again. Gu Ye gently smoothed its hair. As he was still doing it, he discovered that a dark soul raised its head from the body and stood up! Gu Ye’s eyes widened in shock. The cat’s soul had left its body by itself?

After Dahei’s soul came out of its body, its body was more than 3 times larger than the normal size. It jumped off the table like a little leopard, apparently trying to get out of the room. Gu Ye stared at it in shock before calling out, “Dahei? “

The Dahei who was in the soul state, had just stepped out with its front paws but had not yet landed. Hearing this, it turned around with stiffened paws and a confused look on its face. Gu Ye laughed dryly, “Haha.”

Dahei jumped up from the ground in an instant and returned to its body. Next, it opened its eyes and looked at Gu Ye blankly. It didn’t seem to know what was going on about the fact that it was able to get out just now.

Gu Ye helplessly rubbed the little thing’s head, “It’s so bad for you that you can even leave your soul on your own. Your talent is too high.”

After thinking about it, Gu Ye understood. This little thing was supposed to be dead but he had forced it to stay with a contract, and it was a ‘Xuan’ cat itself. This body is now sitting on the middle wall between the Yin and Yang realms. If it wants to go to the underworld, it can go to the underworld; if it wants to go to the Yang world (human realm), it can go to the Yang world. Moreover, his high spiritual power influenced this little guy’s soul so it became so big that it almost turned into a black panther.

“Okay, it’s good to be capable. I’ll rely on you to protect me from now on.” Gu Ye pinched Dahei’s ear, not caring whether it could understand it or not. He spoke to it softly for a while before leaving.

When it was late at night, Dahei heard something moving outside the window and took a cautious look. It saw a big black furry ball waving its paws outside the window. Dahei found that the doctors and nurses were all drowsy, and no one paid attention to it. With one kick, its body slumped in the cage. Its soul jumped directly from the table to the window sill 2 meters away. Dahei wagged its tail and walked away. That jumping posture, as expected from a rural Chinese cat.

That night, Liang Jianxin had another dream. This time there was not only the fur ball of an unknown species but also a big black cat! It was exactly the same as the one that disappeared in the basement, only several times bigger. The two chased him together and tortured him all night long.

After Liang Jianxin woke up, he was trembling with fear. He felt that the skin on his back was tight, and he immediately had a bad premonition. He got up from the bed and looked in the mirror. Sure enough! There’s fur growing on his back again! And it’s all over his back this time!

Liang Jianxin knelt on the ground in despair, grabbing his hair with both hands. His eyes were red and he felt like he was going crazy! How to survive this? Life is worse than death! He had a skin incision yesterday. According to the doctor, the hair grows in the flesh. In order to cut it off completely, a deep piece of skin was dug out on his back. Now he suddenly felt uncomfortable in the skinless area. Liang Jianxin tremblingly opened the gauze with his fingers, and saw that fur was growing on the bloody wound!

And, it started to itch again!

Liang Jianxin was rolling on the ground in pain. No matter how he scratched, the itch didn’t ease. He accidentally scratched the wound, and the intense pain caused him to scream out. With the severe pain in the wound and huge itching on the back, Liang Jianxin was so tortured that he had the urge to slam his head to the wall to death, which would be more satisfying.

At this moment, his wife who was sleeping next to the hospital bed was woken up. Seeing his terrible state, she also started crying and asked desperately, “What’s wrong with you? Of all things, you just have to get this strange disease! How much does this cost? Did you get cursed?!”

“It must be a spirit! That black cat! It has become a spirit!” Liang Jianxin scratched his back crazily and cursed bitterly, “I should kill it! Finish it with a slash!”

Liang Jianxin’s wife was crying and scolding at the side, “What have you done?! Did you catch someone’s child and now its mother came to find it? You have messed with something dirty!”

The couple both believed that they had offended a spirit. After all, black cats are known to be associated with evil, so they decided to find a master to check it out. She asked someone to find out if there was any master around here who knew how to calculate (handle supernatural cases). After asking around, her friends all laughed and said, “Isn’t there someone in the university where Old Liang works who knows how to calculate? It’s the little number one scholar, Gu Decheng’s son.”

Liang Jianxin’s wife went to the university that day, and she inquired about him. She found out that Gu Ye didn’t stay in the dorm and would go home after class every night, so she waited at the school gate until Gu Ye came out at around 9:00 p.m. She ran over excitedly, and even before she started explaining her purpose, Gu Ye cut her off with, “The sinner deserves it, no one will save him.”

“Sir, don’t leave!” Liang Jianxin’s wife grabbed Gu Ye anxiously, “Just take a look at him. He was harmed by a spirit! My man is an honest man and has never harmed anyone!”

Gu Ye sneered and pushed the other party’s hand away indifferently, “Okay, I can save him. It costs 1.8 million yuan, can you give it?”

“1.8 million yuan? Why don’t you go out and rob?” The woman immediately became anxious, “I don’t even have that much money, even after selling everything!”

Gu Ye narrowed his eyes, “You do. If you sell your house, and add another 300,000 yuan from your bankbook, you can save your man’s life with 1.8 million yuan. Will you save him?”

The woman angrily cursed Gu Ye as a lunatic turned around and left. Gu Ye raised his eyebrows, knowing that the other party was reluctant to give the money.

Liang Jianxin’s wife has a tall and thick figure, with thick eyebrows and a square face. If this kind of face shape appears on a man, it will be a sign of blessing. If it appears on a woman, she will typically have a bad temper, be aggressive, and like to overwhelm her husband. After so many years of suppressing her husband, how can she still have any feelings for him? She was just worried that if her husband died, she would have no source of income.

People’s hearts ah, Gu Ye shook his head in disappointment and strolled home.

Liang Jianxin kept rolling around from the itching and his back was scratched to a bloody mess. He could stand the pain, but the itching was really unbearable. The doctor tried every method but could not stop the itching. Finally, he had no choice but to advise, “You should transfer him to another hospital, we can’t cure him.”

“Don’t! This has already cost more than 20,000 yuan. Won’t we have to spend more money to transfer to a hospital?” Liang Jianxin’s wife said firmly, “He must be entangled in dirty things! As long as the evil spirits are exorcised, he will be cured!”

The doctor frowned, “You still have to trust in medical skills to treat the disease. Don’t delay the condition (with superstition).”

Liang Jianxin’s wife no longer wanted to talk to the doctor and told Liang Jianxin swornly, “I went to Capital University today but Gu Ye won’t save you! As a man, he looked feminine like a spirit, I don’t think he’s a good guy. Just wait till I ask someone else tomorrow.”

The doctor shook his head helplessly and left. Liang Jianxin lay on the bed in despair, his eyes dim. He had been tortured and lost the courage to live.

The next day, Liang Jianxin’s wife actually found a master under the introduction of others and spent 2,000 yuan to buy a charm. In the end, it didn’t work at all! Liang Jianxin still had nightmares. Fur began to grow not only on his back but also on his legs and chest.

How could Liang Jianxin’s wife endure the fact that 2,000 yuan was wasted like this?

Ignoring the fact that Liang Jianxin was lying on the bed and was about to die, she took a taxi and went to the master’s home. She blocked the door and cursed him, “Liar! Refund the money! What kind of charm is this? Why do you have the nerve to sell it for 2,000 yuan? Why don’t you go out and rob instead?”

That master was actually quite capable. He got angry when a shrew blocked the door and scolded him. He refunded her money and did some tricks. Hence, before Liang Jianxin’s wife arrived at the hospital, she had sprained her foot and had a big swelling. After she went back, she started crying, and habitually accused Liang Jianxin, “If it weren’t for you, how could I become like this? You are an unlucky person! I haven’t had a good day since I was married to you! I don’t even have a child yet! Is it because I don’t lay eggs, or you are a weakling who has no ability?! You weakling! Coward!”

Liang Jianxin listened to her scolding for 2 minutes, but still, she didn’t stop. Finally, he broke out, “Blame me! Blame me for everything! Besides blaming me, what else can you do?!”

“You still dare to scold me?” The woman was used to being aggressive, so she picked up a pillow and smashed it on Liang Jianxin’s head, “You have no ability, you dare to scold me?!”

The nurse came and knocked on the door and said with a headache, “Don’t disturb other patients while they are resting! Please be quiet!”

Liang Jianxin shut his mouth and clutched the sheets tightly with his hands. Bloodthirsty anger flashed in his eyes. He couldn’t bear it any longer!

Regarding Liang Jianxin’s disease, he feels better between 12.00 pm and 1.00 pm in the day. At this time, Yang energy is strong so the evil energy in his body is restrained. He took this opportunity to run out of the hospital and came to school by a familiar route. At this timing, it happened to be the time for the students to eat. He knew that Gu Ye liked to eat in the second cafeteria, so he was waiting for him at the door of the cafeteria.

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Even The Lame Got Tricked By Me Into Standing Up – Chapter 58 Part 2

Chapter 58 Dead and alive again Part 2

The furry ball whose species could no longer be distinguished ran around Gu Ye. They rubbed against his leg gratefully and smelled his scent before quickly jumping into the building.

Next, Gu Ye followed the aura of resentment and found the dried-out river. The killing aura must be removed from the corpse. If the bodies are eaten by wild animals, they will be infected by evil spirits and become vicious.

When Gu Ye was about to get close to the target, a bright light suddenly shone over him, and someone asked warily, “Who?!”

Gu Ye raised his hand to block the dazzling light and felt that the voice sounded familiar.

The other party then asked in surprise, “Is it Gu Ye?”

Gu Ye frowned and said coldly, “Take your flashlight away!”

“Aiya! I’m sorry! Hahahaha~” The other party didn’t care for his face at all and quickly apologized before running over with a smile. It turned out to be Xie Cheng, “It’s late at night, why are you not in school and wandered here instead?”

Gu Ye helplessly replied, “I can’t help it. I saved a cat and discovered hundreds of resentful spirits. I don’t feel at ease if I don’t come and take a look. Why are you here too?”

“I sensed a very chaotic aura of resentment. I was afraid something might happen, so I came over to take a look.”

The two of them walked to the pit. Gu Ye turned on the flashlight on his mobile phone and looked inside. Then, he wanted to curse out as well. There were 2 sacks inside, probably containing animal carcasses. Fortunately, the weather is cool now and there are no flies, otherwise, it would stink here. He raised his head and looked around. It was too dark to see clearly, but he still felt the same resentment in several places nearby that had been buried with soil. This was obviously a dumping ground, and Liang Jianxin often came here.

Xie Cheng scolded, “There must be at least hundreds of little lives in this place. How many stray cats and dogs can there be? This cannot happen overnight! What bastard old beast did this?”

Gu Ye got rid of the killing aura and sneered, “It’s not just stray cats and dogs. Some people abandon pets in pet hospitals. The hospitals can’t keep them, so they give them away if someone wants them. This bastard hasn’t been idle in the past few years.”

“No way, I have to find a way to teach him a lesson!” Xie Cheng pulled out a motorcycle from the grass and said to Gu Ye, “Come on, I’ll take you back to school first, and then I’ll investigate the case.”

Gu Ye looked at the motorcycle and took two steps back defensively, “No need, the resentful spirits already gone to look for him.”

Xie Cheng moved closer to Gu Ye, “They did? Have you seen them? Forget it, since God allowed them to appear, there is a reason. Everything in the world is caused by cause and effect. Let’s not disobey God’s will, otherwise, It’s going to be a punishment of thunders.”

Xie Cheng started his motorcycle, took out a helmet from the basket on the front, and gave it to Gu Ye, “Let’s go, I’ll take you back.”

Gu Ye looked at the steep slope from here to the main road and shook his head in refusal. He planned to walk up it instead.

“Oh, you!” Xie Cheng had no choice but to follow Gu Ye for a few steps. When he was about to go uphill, he suddenly hit the accelerator. The motorcycle buzzed, swoosh, and flew up the slope!

Gu Ye: “…”

Xie Cheng happily waited for Gu Ye on top, laughing and saying, “My second senior brother’s bike is very strong. Come on, the bike is durable!”

Gu Ye waved his hand awkwardly, “I can take a taxi back.”

“It’s not easy to take a taxi here. Also, I want to see your Kuman Thong who can write. Don’t be like a girl and come up here!”

Using the flashlight from his phone, Gu Ye read Xie Cheng’s facial features and couldn’t find any sign of a bloody disaster[1]. Only then did he accept the helmet and get on the bike.

Upon arriving home, Xie Cheng was shocked by Gu Ye’s ‘richness’ and exclaimed, “Your house is so big! It also has a second floor! I want to rent it!”

Gu Ye waved his hand, “Wake up my friend, you can’t afford the rent.”

Xie Cheng clutched his chest, feeling like he had received a fatal blow!

Seeing Xie Cheng like this, Gu Ye said sympathetically, “Let’s do this way then. During the New Year’s Day holiday, I will take you to do feng shui calculations for others. After you finish the calculation, you rent a house immediately and pay 3 years’ rent at once. You can’t save the money but it’s alright to pay everything in advance.”

Hearing that, Xie Cheng asked in shock, “What kind of Feng Shui are you looking to be able to get the amount of 3 years’ rent?”

Gu Ye sighed. This silly kid was really cheated by the Xuanshu Association before and didn’t even know the market price. “I’m going to find a rich man, and it costs almost 1 million to change their feng shui. Then, we will donate 500,000 yuan from the fee, and each of us will get 250,000 yuan. With that money, you can pay your rent for 3 years.”

Xie Cheng imagined getting the amount and was so moved that he almost knelt down to Gu Ye, “You are my parent after reborn!”

Gu Ye nodded and said seriously, “Okay, okay, you are not the only one calling me Father. You also have a little big brother surnamed Zhao.”

Xie Cheng didn’t care that Gu Ye teased him, and said excitedly, “I can just rent an ordinary house because I have to save some money to buy a gift for my master. His birthday is coming soon. Do the calculation for me, how long can I keep this money? I really can’t save any money, I’m so desperate!”

Gu Ye looked at Xie Cheng and said sympathetically, “The days when you have money in your hand will not exceed a week at most, so spend it as soon as possible. Otherwise, you will lose money in various ways.”

Xie Cheng: “If I die earlier than you, remember to burn more paper money for me.”

Gu Ye: “Okay.”

After Liang Jianxin finished disposing of the bodies in the basement, he returned home with a cold face. His wife had already fallen asleep and had no intention of waiting for him. He was also used to this kind of relationship with his wife, so he changed out of his bloody clothes and took a bath.

Liang Jianxin lay in bed unable to sleep. He couldn’t figure out how the strange phenomenon that happened in the basement tonight happened. Was there really a ghost? The older generation said that black cats are spiritual. How did the black cat disappear when he already nailed it to the wall? The more he thought about it, the more unnatural he felt. Liang Jianxin pulled the quilt and wrapped himself tightly. He felt inexplicably chilly and his heart was tingling.

His wife noticed that he was back and scolded him with her eyes closed, “Worthless thing! You always return soon every time you leave. If you have the guts not to come back, I can still look up to you!”

Liang Jianxin glared at his wife’s back hatefully. He gritted his teeth with a livid face but still did not dare to say a word. Turning over to another side, he soon fell asleep.

That night, he had a nightmare. He dreamed that he was being chased by a furry monster. The monster seemed to hate him and could find him no matter where he was hiding. The monster would bite him if it pounced on him! Also, it would tear him apart if it managed to catch him!

Liang Jianxin hid everywhere in fear. Whenever he ran slowly, he’d get scratched on his back by sharp claws. In the dream, he was covered in blood and was in severe pain. There was not a single unmarred skin on his body. Liang Jianxin knew that he was in a nightmare, but he couldn’t wake up no matter how anxious he was. It wasn’t until dawn that he woke up from his dream. He touched his body in horror and found that it was still intact, and then he breathed a huge sigh of relief.

In the past, after he tortured and killed the animals, he would sleep well as he had relieved his anger. This time, he had such a nightmare. Liang Jianxin was frightened and worried, thinking that he was really being targeted by ghosts. He was covered in sweat. After his wife woke up, she might wanted to scold him for being dirty and smelly. Liang Jianxin looked at his wife with disgust but still did not dare to resist her, so he had to get up and go take a shower.

It didn’t matter how many times he washed it, Liang Jianxin kept feeling an itchy spot on his back. He subconsciously scratched it twice, but something didn’t feel right. Why did it feel furry? Liang Jianxin looked in the mirror in confusion and saw what was on his back. He was so frightened that he almost fainted. There was animal hair growing on his back! The color of this fur is very mixed, there are all kinds of colors!

Liang Jianxin grabbed a handful of the fur in horror, making sure he was not hallucinating. He rushed out like crazy, found the scissors, and wanted to cut them off. Unexpectedly, when he started cutting, it hurt as much as cutting his own flesh!

Liang Jianxin broke out in a cold sweat and his face turned pale. He had no idea what was wrong with him. Then, the hairy area began to itch again. It was unbearable. Liang Jianxin scratched it twice, but it didn’t work. The scratching force became more and more intense. It’s so big that the more he scratches it, the more it itches. The skin on his back has started bleeding but the itching still can’t stop.

Liang Jianxin rolled around and screamed in the bathroom because of itching. His wife was woken up by the noises and went over to take a look. She was so frightened that she screamed, “What the hell?! Why are there furs growing on you?”

“Hurry, I need to go to the hospital. I need to go to the hospital now. I can’t stand it anymore. It’s so itchy!” Liang Jianxin scratched and ran out, wishing he could run to the hospital right away.

His wife suppressed her temper and rushed him to the hospital. When they arrived at the hospital, they found that the hair on his back had doubled in size. The doctor had never seen such a condition before. After examining it for a long time, he asked suspiciously, “Why does this hair look like cat hair or dog hair? You really didn’t put it on yourself to make fun of me, did you?”

Liang Jianxin knelt down in front of the doctor in pain, “Doctor, please check again. I’m already bleeding from scratches on my back! I’m itching! The itching is so uncomfortable! Please help me!”

The doctor quickly pulled Liang Jianxin up and said, “Stop kneeling. If cutting doesn’t work, the skin can only be cut off. You guys can start registering for the hospitalization procedures first.”

Liang Jianxin also didn’t expect that this tuft of hair on his back was just the beginning.

The students at the school found that the new cook had stopped working after just one day, and many were dissatisfied, “Is the new cook so unprofessional? I still want to eat the meat he cooked.”

“The meat dish at other windows is not delicious, do we have to eat grass now?”

“Ahhh, give me back my fat aunt! Give me back the chef uncle! I want to eat meat! Meat, meat, meat!”

Gu Ye heard these wails but he passed by while holding a tray of steamed buns expressionlessly, thinking that the chef’s return might be far away.

After school, Gu Ye asked the doctor at the pet hospital on the way home, “How is Dahei* today? Has it eaten?”

*Directly translate as Big Blacky, a super generic name for pets

“It’s awake but it doesn’t eat or drink. It looked guardedly at everyone’s eyes. Why don’t you come over and take a look at it?”

Gu Ye looked at the time and said, “Okay, I’ll take a taxi there in a moment.”

Not long after Gu Ye put down the phone, the pet hospital called again. As soon as Gu Ye answered the call, the other party said anxiously, “Mr. Gu, your cat is dead! It was looking normal just now, and all indicators were much better than last night, but suddenly it just stopped breathing! Even its heart stopped beating!”

Gu Ye was stunned for a moment and asked anxiously, “How can you say that it suddenly stopped breathing? Did you watch the surveillance camera? What happened just now?”

“Nothing happened, it just fell asleep… Huh? No, why is it alive again? It’s breathing! It’s breathing again!”

Gu Ye breathed out tiredly, he was scared to death!

The person on the other side began to apologize hurriedly, “I’m really sorry, Mr. Gu. I’m sorry for scaring you.”

“Okay, it’ll be fine.” Gu Ye patted his chest, “I’ll take a taxi there now. I’ll be there in 20 minutes.”

Not long after he put down the phone, Gu Ye received another call from the hospital. This time it was from a female nurse. The little girl cried when she came up, “I’m sorry Mr. Gu, your Dahei died again.”

Gu Ye was a little annoyed, “…are you kidding me?”

“No, it’s really dead. Because of the sudden situation just now, Dr. Wang was afraid that something would happen again, so he did a check-up. Who knew that halfway through the check-up, it was fine one second, and then suddenly it had no heartbeat the next second. No breathing, nothing. Just now, its pupils were dilated too.”

Gu Ye couldn’t say a word, and his heart was already cold. Even after binding the contract, the cat can only be kept alive for 1 more day. Maybe they don’t have fate together.

10 minutes later, Gu Ye arrived at the hospital. As soon as he got out of the car, the nurse ran out of the door and said excitedly, “Mr. Gu, your, your cat is alive again!”

Gu Ye: “…”

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[1] When you can’t read your own future, read the one beside you. The most accurate usage of fortune-telling via face reading XD