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Chapter 59 Coming out completely Part 2

After several days of torture, Liang Jianxin was almost out of shape. His body was stooped, his hair was messy, his face was pale, without a trace of blood, and he had lost a lot of weight. Many students did not recognize him, and he did not speak, staring blankly at the school road. When he saw Gu Ye coming from a distance, he staggered over and knelt down in front of Gu Ye. The surrounding students looked at this scene in surprise. Zhao Pengyu and Xia Xiang both reflexively pulled Gu Ye behind them.

Gu Ye held both friends with one hand on each of them and looked at Liang Jianxin who was kneeling in front of him. He said with a cold face, “I know why you came. You have too much death on your hands. I can’t save you.”

“Don’t leave! It doesn’t matter if you can’t save me. Your family is rich! Your family has a lot of money, right?” Liang Jianxin crawled to Gu Ye’s side in a few steps and grabbed Gu Ye’s calf. His eyes were red, and he looked at Gu Ye crazily as he said, “Lend me 1 million yuan for me to see a doctor! 1 million yuan is not money (a big sum) to your family, right? Rich people like you don’t even know the suffering of the people at the bottom. Just give me 1 million yuan, please! Aren’t you Gu Decheng’s son?!”

In the beginning, Liang Jianxin said ‘lend’ but it turned to ‘give’ at the end. As soon as these shameless words came out, Gu Ye’s expression became even colder. Zhao Pengyu’s bad temper was already lit up, so he grabbed Liang Jianxin’s arm and pulled him aside, “Can you be less shameless?!”

Even the student next to him couldn’t stand it anymore, “Papa Gu’s money didn’t come from the strong wind (doesn’t come easy like money blown over by the wind)? How could you simply open your mouth and ask for it?!”

Liang Jianxin’s eyes were red, and he didn’t look at anyone else at all. He crawled over to beg Gu Ye again, “Your monthly living expenses must be several million yuan. It won’t have any impact on you if you give me 1 million for medical treatment. For someone who came from a wealthy family like you, why can’t you help the poor? ‘The benevolent man cannot be rich’!”

*Idiom, simply saying that no rich people are kind

Xia Xiang said with a cold face, “Fart! Gu Ye’s family doesn’t give him any money at all, he earns all the money himself. Also, the Gu family didn’t refrain from helping the poor either. Uncle Gu donates millions to mountainous areas every year. A few years ago, after the domestic earthquake, Uncle Gu led the domestic wealthy people to donate more than 1 billion yuan. The whole country knows about this, how can you have the nerve to say that he is rich and unkind?”

Gu Ye pulled Xia Xiang and said, “Don’t pay attention to him. People with this kind of heart cannot be saved.”

Liang Jianxin still wanted to chase after Gu Ye, but several security guards had already arrived and pulled him out. Gu Ye didn’t save him and didn’t give him any money. Liang Jianxin really felt that he couldn’t survive this time. It was too difficult to live!

At this time, Liang Jianxin’s wife called him. He answered the call in a confused manner and a loud voice scolded him, “Where have you been? You still want me to limp around to find you? Trash like you, did you go out to wait for your death? You’ve been sick for several days but no one has come to visit you. What kind of character do you have? If you really can’t help it, go and ask people at your school to donate to you! Aren’t those students rich? Do you know how much it costs to treat you? You have no idea…”

As the chatter on the other side continued, Liang Jianxin’s eyes became redder and redder, and he hung up the phone with a distorted face. When he saw a group of students in the school with sunny happy faces and no knowledge of the sufferings of the world, a ferocious sneer curled up at the corner of his mouth. He won’t survive this! But even if he dies, he will drag a few people along! Let those who are lucky in life to join him!

Liang Jianxin returned home alone, found the knife he used that had killed countless animals from the basement, and started sharpening it. His back started to itch again, but he didn’t care. As long as he got through today, he would drag other people to die with him tomorrow!

…

After Gu Ye finished his meal and was sitting there to rest, Zhao Pengyu asked Gu Ye, “What’s going on with him?”

Gu Ye said in a nonchalant tone, “Retribution. Heaven dictated that the good reincarnates, while the bad won’t be tolerated. Let’s not talk about him. I just adopted a black cat, the kind with yin and yang eyes, so cute!”

“My gawd, will I still be able to go to your house in the future? You pray to the King of Hell, keep a human skin doll and now adopt a Xuan cat!”

Gu Ye replied seriously, “In the future if you have time to visit my house, remember to bring canned meat and gifts.”

At this moment, the phone vibrated. Gu Ye clicked it and saw, [Yu Ze transferred 1,314 yuan.]

Gu Ye is used to it, and the corner of his lips curved up as he tapped the Accept button.

Since throwing away the other party’s books, Yu Ze really didn’t say much to tease him with earthy love words. Though he would occasionally say one or two similar phrases and Gu Ye will just take it as a flirtation. However, the ritual of clocking in morning and evening, and transferring money at 520 yuan in the morning and 1,314 yuan in the afternoon was still unchanged. Gu Ye knew that Yu Ze didn’t care about the money, so he accepted it and transferred it all to a card. He wanted to save it and buy a token of love when he had the opportunity in the future. This money should be enough.

Yu Ze: [I’ll go to look for you tomorrow.]

Gu Ye lowered his head and replied: [No need, I will go home soon.]

Yu Ze: [You won’t come to see me when you go home.]

Gu Ye couldn’t help but laugh. Why does Yu Ze sound resentful after saying this? He’s an adult, but he’s still childish.

Yu Ze asked again: [Since you don’t see me next week, will you miss me?]

Gu Ye lowered his head and chuckled: [If I say I won’t, will you hit me?]

Yu Ze: […]

Gu Ye: [I’ll miss you.]

After sending that reply, even Gu Ye himself noticed that these 3 words were perfunctory, and he added with a smile: [I’ll wait for you tomorrow, don’t be late.]

Yu Ze: [OK.]

Zhao Pengyu and Xia Xiang stared at Gu Ye. See how he is smiling happily, this is completely an image of someone in love. Zhao Pengyu couldn’t help but kick Gu Ye under the table, “Hey! Who is this other party? Are you still hiding her? Don’t you want to bring her to see us?”

Gu Ye kicked back with a smile, “No, I don’t think you want to.”

Zhao Pengyu sneered and winked at Xia Xiang as if to say ‘It doesn’t matter if he doesn’t say who is she. Doesn’t he go out every Sunday at noon? I’ll follow him at noon tomorrow.’

Xia Xiang didn’t know how to persuade Zhao Pengyu except to sigh.

At noon the next day, Gu Ye was waiting for Yu Ze at the school gate as usual. There were no classes in the afternoon and many students went out to play. It was a lively time.

Zhao Pengyu pulled Xia Xiang and hid sneakily on the other side of the flower pond, “Look, he waits for someone every week! I must catch that little ‘yaojin’ (spirit)!”

Xia Xiang looked at Zhao Pengyu sympathetically, “Yeah, little ‘spirit’.”

Gu Ye felt something and glanced in the direction of the flower pond. From just now, he felt that someone was following him. Before he found out who it was, he heard a noise at the gate, followed by the screams of students. Gu Ye stopped caring about who was following him anymore and ran out quickly. He saw Liang Jianxin, who came to him yesterday to ask for money, holding a sharp knife and rushing towards the students, slashing everyone he saw!

A group of students were frightened and ran away. Liang Jianxin chased after them like crazy. The security guard had already rushed up, but Liang Jianxin had a knife in his hand and was in an almost crazy state. The security guard could not stop him for now.

Gu Ye looked at the man with a cold expression. Liang Jianxin’s condition was worse than yesterday. There was still blood on the knife in his hand that had not been wiped dry. His hands were already stained with human life.

“You students from prestigious universities! You all have a good life! How can you have a good life?! How can you look down on me?!”

Liang Jianxin’s facial features were ferocious, and his eyes fell on a petite girl. Seeing that she was the weakest among these people, Liang Jianxin turned to her and rushed forward! The girl was so frightened that she threw her bag and ran away.

Gu Ye swiftly stepped forward with a cold face. Liang Jianxin recognized Gu Ye and lost control of his emotions, “You, your life is the best among them! People like you deserve to die!” Liang Jianxin rushed towards Gu Ye like crazy and slashed at Gu Ye’s face with the knife. The students nearby screamed in fright.

Gu Ye curled his lips and stepped to the side. After dodging this attack, he was about to take action when he saw a familiar car zoomed into the area and stopped in front of him. Liang Jianxin was frightened by the car’s speed and subconsciously stepped back. Unbalanced, he fell and sat on the ground.

At this moment, the car door opened and slammed on Liang Jianxin’s face. Before Liang Jianxin could see clearly who got out of the car, someone grabbed his wrist. The severe pain made his hand tremble, and the knife in his hand fell to the ground with a clang.

Gu Ye went over and kicked at the underside of Liang Jianxin’s knee. Then with a strong hold, he twisted Liang Jianxin’s arm and pushed him to the ground. The security guards rushed over to assist but just when they were taking over, Liang Jianxin screamed. He opened his mouth and tried to bite Gu Ye’s calf. Before he could bite down, a leather shoe kicked him hard in the face. Liang Jianxin, who weighed 180 kilograms, was kicked flat to the ground by the force, and then the same leather shoe stepped on his face.

Gu Ye stared blankly at the man protecting him. It was the first time he saw Yu Ze like this. The iciness hidden in his cold eyebrows at this moment made people shudder. Gu Ye suddenly thought of what his second brother said to him previously – ‘What kind of person Yu Ze is and how ruthless he is? You can find out just by asking our big brother.’

With today’s accident, did he get to know another side of Yu Ze?

Before Gu Ye could figure it out, he was hugged tightly by a solid arm, and the voice in his ears became gentle again, “Don’t be afraid, I’m here.”

Gu Ye raised the corners of his mouth and smiled, “Just in time.”

Yu Ze looked at Gu Ye with a still cold expression, and asked worriedly, “Are you injured anywhere?”

Gu Ye shook his head, “Nothing happened to me at all.”

Yu Ze heaved a sigh and looked visibly relieved. He wanted to continue holding Gu Ye in his arms for comfort but Gu Ye noticed that everyone around him was looking at them. He reminded Yu Ze in a low voice, “Stop hugging, they are all watching.”

Yu Ze frowned, “So what?”

Gu Ye pointed at Zhao Pengyu, who was already dumbfounded in the crowd, “What about him?”

Yu Ze said indifferently, “Sooner or later, he will have to know.”

Gu Ye glanced at Zhao Pengyu and smiled sheepishly. This status* between them will be embarrassing in the future.

*As in being friends with his uncle’s partner, they are now in different ranks in the family tree

Zhao Pengyu saw the intimate actions between Gu Ye and Yu Ze and asked dumbly, “What’s going on with them two?”

Xia Xiang shrugged, “Can’t you just go and ask them yourself?”

And so, Zhao Pengyu walked over mechanically and looked at the two with a complicated expression, “You guys …”

Yu Ze raised his eyebrows, “What’s wrong?”

Zhao Pengyu asked for confirmation, “Is it you that Gu Ye waits for every week?”

Yu Ze nodded without hesitation, “Yes.”

Gu Ye tugged on Yu Ze’s sleeve and told him to stop talking. Zhao Pengyu’s mind was already going to disconnect.

By the time he said these few words, the police car had already arrived. Liang Jianxin was handcuffed by the police, but he still struggled and shouted at the onlookers, “I’m going to kill you lucky people! You all deserve to die!”

Gu Ye looked back at Liang Jianxin and said indifferently, “You have killed too many animals. You deserve it. What does it have to do with fate (luck)? In fact, you are a good cook and you cook well.”

Liang Jianxin shouted back fiercely, “Farts! What good is a cook? You don’t understand my suffering at all!”

Gu Ye sighed, “There is no cure for you.”

The police forcefully dragged Liang Jianxin into the police car. He had already killed his wife, and with the farce he made in front of the school, he would not be able to escape the death penalty.

Yu Ze opened the door and let Gu Ye get in the car first. He bent down and pulled on the seat belt, watching Gu Ye fasten it before closing the door, then walked around to the other side and got in the car.

No one saw that a car stopped on the roadside just now, and the people sitting in the car happened to see Gu Ye being held in Yu Ze’s arms. The driver felt that the air pressure in the car was as cold as rock bottom, and asked tentatively, “Eldest Young Master, Second Young Master, are we still chasing after them?”

“No need.” Gu Sen said with a cold face, “Go back and we’ll talk about it during the holidays at home.”

Gu Lin pinched his forehead tiredly. The rumors were indeed true. Old Third will be having a difficult holiday soon.

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Chapter 59 Coming out completely Part 1

It was just a cat but turned dead and then alive at the next second? Even Gu Ye, a person who has seen many ghosts and supernatural events, found it unbelievable. The doctors and nurses at the pet hospital had never seen anything like this. It wasn’t breathing, no heartbeat, and its pupils were dilated. Just when they were confused and didn’t know how to explain it to the owner, the cat came back to life! Where is the scientific basis?

And this incredible thing happened more than once!

When Gu Ye arrived at the animal hospital, Dahei’s head could already be raised. The little guy looked quite fierce actually, with a pair of blue and slightly green eyes. Its eyes were so round that anyone who looked at him would have an illusion that they were its prey.

“Dahei~”

Seeing that Dahei was much better, Gu Ye happily walked over and gently touched its head. Dahei raised its face and gently pressed its head against Gu Ye’s palm, but it still couldn’t muster any strength.

“It really trusts you. If any of us gets close to it, it will struggle.” The attending doctor held the prepared goat’s milk and canned food. “It has been refusing to eat what we gave it. Please try feeding it.”

When Dahei heard that there was food, it raised its head and opened its mouth, but no sound came out. The doctor said regretfully, “Its vocal cords were damaged and it couldn’t make a sound. To be honest, it’s a miracle that it survived.”

Gu Ye smiled, touched Dahei’s head, and said happily, “You have a bad fate. If you lower your head, you will lose. This is how you have to do to live.”

Gu Ye brought the goat milk to Dahei’s mouth. Dahei sniffed it and looked at Gu Ye again. Then, it drank the milk without hesitation and proceeded to eat from the can. After eating and drinking enough, Dahei looked obviously much better and more energetic.

The doctors and nurses all smiled and said, “It will be good if it can eat. Then it will be able to build its immune system.”

Gu Ye coaxed softly, “You have to eat well even if I don’t come. You’ll get better quickly when you’re full. Only when you recover can you go home with me.”

Dahei licked Gu Ye’s fingertips as if it understood Gu Ye’s words. It saw Hong Dou following behind Gu Ye and remembered that it was Hong Dou who rescued it. Dahei wanted to crawl over, but its body still couldn’t do it, so it lay down again after a moment of struggle.

Gu Ye could tell from its eyes that Dahei was indeed a mysterious cat, with a pair of yin and yang eyes, and was naturally psychic. In addition, it signed a contract with him, and its spiritual power was strengthened. From now on, no spirits or monsters can escape from these cat eyes.

After Dahei lay down, it fell asleep again. Gu Ye gently smoothed its hair. As he was still doing it, he discovered that a dark soul raised its head from the body and stood up! Gu Ye’s eyes widened in shock. The cat’s soul had left its body by itself?

After Dahei’s soul came out of its body, its body was more than 3 times larger than the normal size. It jumped off the table like a little leopard, apparently trying to get out of the room. Gu Ye stared at it in shock before calling out, “Dahei? “

The Dahei who was in the soul state, had just stepped out with its front paws but had not yet landed. Hearing this, it turned around with stiffened paws and a confused look on its face. Gu Ye laughed dryly, “Haha.”

Dahei jumped up from the ground in an instant and returned to its body. Next, it opened its eyes and looked at Gu Ye blankly. It didn’t seem to know what was going on about the fact that it was able to get out just now.

Gu Ye helplessly rubbed the little thing’s head, “It’s so bad for you that you can even leave your soul on your own. Your talent is too high.”

After thinking about it, Gu Ye understood. This little thing was supposed to be dead but he had forced it to stay with a contract, and it was a ‘Xuan’ cat itself. This body is now sitting on the middle wall between the Yin and Yang realms. If it wants to go to the underworld, it can go to the underworld; if it wants to go to the Yang world (human realm), it can go to the Yang world. Moreover, his high spiritual power influenced this little guy’s soul so it became so big that it almost turned into a black panther.

“Okay, it’s good to be capable. I’ll rely on you to protect me from now on.” Gu Ye pinched Dahei’s ear, not caring whether it could understand it or not. He spoke to it softly for a while before leaving.

…

When it was late at night, Dahei heard something moving outside the window and took a cautious look. It saw a big black furry ball waving its paws outside the window. Dahei found that the doctors and nurses were all drowsy, and no one paid attention to it. With one kick, its body slumped in the cage. Its soul jumped directly from the table to the window sill 2 meters away. Dahei wagged its tail and walked away. That jumping posture, as expected from a rural Chinese cat.

That night, Liang Jianxin had another dream. This time there was not only the fur ball of an unknown species but also a big black cat! It was exactly the same as the one that disappeared in the basement, only several times bigger. The two chased him together and tortured him all night long.

After Liang Jianxin woke up, he was trembling with fear. He felt that the skin on his back was tight, and he immediately had a bad premonition. He got up from the bed and looked in the mirror. Sure enough! There’s fur growing on his back again! And it’s all over his back this time!

Liang Jianxin knelt on the ground in despair, grabbing his hair with both hands. His eyes were red and he felt like he was going crazy! How to survive this? Life is worse than death! He had a skin incision yesterday. According to the doctor, the hair grows in the flesh. In order to cut it off completely, a deep piece of skin was dug out on his back. Now he suddenly felt uncomfortable in the skinless area. Liang Jianxin tremblingly opened the gauze with his fingers, and saw that fur was growing on the bloody wound!

And, it started to itch again!

Liang Jianxin was rolling on the ground in pain. No matter how he scratched, the itch didn’t ease. He accidentally scratched the wound, and the intense pain caused him to scream out. With the severe pain in the wound and huge itching on the back, Liang Jianxin was so tortured that he had the urge to slam his head to the wall to death, which would be more satisfying.

At this moment, his wife who was sleeping next to the hospital bed was woken up. Seeing his terrible state, she also started crying and asked desperately, “What’s wrong with you? Of all things, you just have to get this strange disease! How much does this cost? Did you get cursed?!”

“It must be a spirit! That black cat! It has become a spirit!” Liang Jianxin scratched his back crazily and cursed bitterly, “I should kill it! Finish it with a slash!”

Liang Jianxin’s wife was crying and scolding at the side, “What have you done?! Did you catch someone’s child and now its mother came to find it? You have messed with something dirty!”

The couple both believed that they had offended a spirit. After all, black cats are known to be associated with evil, so they decided to find a master to check it out. She asked someone to find out if there was any master around here who knew how to calculate (handle supernatural cases). After asking around, her friends all laughed and said, “Isn’t there someone in the university where Old Liang works who knows how to calculate? It’s the little number one scholar, Gu Decheng’s son.”

Liang Jianxin’s wife went to the university that day, and she inquired about him. She found out that Gu Ye didn’t stay in the dorm and would go home after class every night, so she waited at the school gate until Gu Ye came out at around 9:00 p.m. She ran over excitedly, and even before she started explaining her purpose, Gu Ye cut her off with, “The sinner deserves it, no one will save him.”

“Sir, don’t leave!” Liang Jianxin’s wife grabbed Gu Ye anxiously, “Just take a look at him. He was harmed by a spirit! My man is an honest man and has never harmed anyone!”

Gu Ye sneered and pushed the other party’s hand away indifferently, “Okay, I can save him. It costs 1.8 million yuan, can you give it?”

“1.8 million yuan? Why don’t you go out and rob?” The woman immediately became anxious, “I don’t even have that much money, even after selling everything!”

Gu Ye narrowed his eyes, “You do. If you sell your house, and add another 300,000 yuan from your bankbook, you can save your man’s life with 1.8 million yuan. Will you save him?”

The woman angrily cursed Gu Ye as a lunatic turned around and left. Gu Ye raised his eyebrows, knowing that the other party was reluctant to give the money.

Liang Jianxin’s wife has a tall and thick figure, with thick eyebrows and a square face. If this kind of face shape appears on a man, it will be a sign of blessing. If it appears on a woman, she will typically have a bad temper, be aggressive, and like to overwhelm her husband. After so many years of suppressing her husband, how can she still have any feelings for him? She was just worried that if her husband died, she would have no source of income.

People’s hearts ah, Gu Ye shook his head in disappointment and strolled home.

…

Liang Jianxin kept rolling around from the itching and his back was scratched to a bloody mess. He could stand the pain, but the itching was really unbearable. The doctor tried every method but could not stop the itching. Finally, he had no choice but to advise, “You should transfer him to another hospital, we can’t cure him.”

“Don’t! This has already cost more than 20,000 yuan. Won’t we have to spend more money to transfer to a hospital?” Liang Jianxin’s wife said firmly, “He must be entangled in dirty things! As long as the evil spirits are exorcised, he will be cured!”

The doctor frowned, “You still have to trust in medical skills to treat the disease. Don’t delay the condition (with superstition).”

Liang Jianxin’s wife no longer wanted to talk to the doctor and told Liang Jianxin swornly, “I went to Capital University today but Gu Ye won’t save you! As a man, he looked feminine like a spirit, I don’t think he’s a good guy. Just wait till I ask someone else tomorrow.”

The doctor shook his head helplessly and left. Liang Jianxin lay on the bed in despair, his eyes dim. He had been tortured and lost the courage to live.

The next day, Liang Jianxin’s wife actually found a master under the introduction of others and spent 2,000 yuan to buy a charm. In the end, it didn’t work at all! Liang Jianxin still had nightmares. Fur began to grow not only on his back but also on his legs and chest.

How could Liang Jianxin’s wife endure the fact that 2,000 yuan was wasted like this?

Ignoring the fact that Liang Jianxin was lying on the bed and was about to die, she took a taxi and went to the master’s home. She blocked the door and cursed him, “Liar! Refund the money! What kind of charm is this? Why do you have the nerve to sell it for 2,000 yuan? Why don’t you go out and rob instead?”

That master was actually quite capable. He got angry when a shrew blocked the door and scolded him. He refunded her money and did some tricks. Hence, before Liang Jianxin’s wife arrived at the hospital, she had sprained her foot and had a big swelling. After she went back, she started crying, and habitually accused Liang Jianxin, “If it weren’t for you, how could I become like this? You are an unlucky person! I haven’t had a good day since I was married to you! I don’t even have a child yet! Is it because I don’t lay eggs, or you are a weakling who has no ability?! You weakling! Coward!”

Liang Jianxin listened to her scolding for 2 minutes, but still, she didn’t stop. Finally, he broke out, “Blame me! Blame me for everything! Besides blaming me, what else can you do?!”

“You still dare to scold me?” The woman was used to being aggressive, so she picked up a pillow and smashed it on Liang Jianxin’s head, “You have no ability, you dare to scold me?!”

The nurse came and knocked on the door and said with a headache, “Don’t disturb other patients while they are resting! Please be quiet!”

Liang Jianxin shut his mouth and clutched the sheets tightly with his hands. Bloodthirsty anger flashed in his eyes. He couldn’t bear it any longer!

Regarding Liang Jianxin’s disease, he feels better between 12.00 pm and 1.00 pm in the day. At this time, Yang energy is strong so the evil energy in his body is restrained. He took this opportunity to run out of the hospital and came to school by a familiar route. At this timing, it happened to be the time for the students to eat. He knew that Gu Ye liked to eat in the second cafeteria, so he was waiting for him at the door of the cafeteria.

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Chapter 58 Dead and alive again Part 2

The furry ball whose species could no longer be distinguished ran around Gu Ye. They rubbed against his leg gratefully and smelled his scent before quickly jumping into the building.

Next, Gu Ye followed the aura of resentment and found the dried-out river. The killing aura must be removed from the corpse. If the bodies are eaten by wild animals, they will be infected by evil spirits and become vicious.

When Gu Ye was about to get close to the target, a bright light suddenly shone over him, and someone asked warily, “Who?!”

Gu Ye raised his hand to block the dazzling light and felt that the voice sounded familiar.

The other party then asked in surprise, “Is it Gu Ye?”

Gu Ye frowned and said coldly, “Take your flashlight away!”

“Aiya! I’m sorry! Hahahaha~” The other party didn’t care for his face at all and quickly apologized before running over with a smile. It turned out to be Xie Cheng, “It’s late at night, why are you not in school and wandered here instead?”

Gu Ye helplessly replied, “I can’t help it. I saved a cat and discovered hundreds of resentful spirits. I don’t feel at ease if I don’t come and take a look. Why are you here too?”

“I sensed a very chaotic aura of resentment. I was afraid something might happen, so I came over to take a look.”

The two of them walked to the pit. Gu Ye turned on the flashlight on his mobile phone and looked inside. Then, he wanted to curse out as well. There were 2 sacks inside, probably containing animal carcasses. Fortunately, the weather is cool now and there are no flies, otherwise, it would stink here. He raised his head and looked around. It was too dark to see clearly, but he still felt the same resentment in several places nearby that had been buried with soil. This was obviously a dumping ground, and Liang Jianxin often came here.

Xie Cheng scolded, “There must be at least hundreds of little lives in this place. How many stray cats and dogs can there be? This cannot happen overnight! What bastard old beast did this?”

Gu Ye got rid of the killing aura and sneered, “It’s not just stray cats and dogs. Some people abandon pets in pet hospitals. The hospitals can’t keep them, so they give them away if someone wants them. This bastard hasn’t been idle in the past few years.”

“No way, I have to find a way to teach him a lesson!” Xie Cheng pulled out a motorcycle from the grass and said to Gu Ye, “Come on, I’ll take you back to school first, and then I’ll investigate the case.”

Gu Ye looked at the motorcycle and took two steps back defensively, “No need, the resentful spirits already gone to look for him.”

Xie Cheng moved closer to Gu Ye, “They did? Have you seen them? Forget it, since God allowed them to appear, there is a reason. Everything in the world is caused by cause and effect. Let’s not disobey God’s will, otherwise, It’s going to be a punishment of thunders.”

Xie Cheng started his motorcycle, took out a helmet from the basket on the front, and gave it to Gu Ye, “Let’s go, I’ll take you back.”

Gu Ye looked at the steep slope from here to the main road and shook his head in refusal. He planned to walk up it instead.

“Oh, you!” Xie Cheng had no choice but to follow Gu Ye for a few steps. When he was about to go uphill, he suddenly hit the accelerator. The motorcycle buzzed, swoosh, and flew up the slope!

Gu Ye: “…”

Xie Cheng happily waited for Gu Ye on top, laughing and saying, “My second senior brother’s bike is very strong. Come on, the bike is durable!”

Gu Ye waved his hand awkwardly, “I can take a taxi back.”

“It’s not easy to take a taxi here. Also, I want to see your Kuman Thong who can write. Don’t be like a girl and come up here!”

Using the flashlight from his phone, Gu Ye read Xie Cheng’s facial features and couldn’t find any sign of a bloody disaster[1]. Only then did he accept the helmet and get on the bike.

Upon arriving home, Xie Cheng was shocked by Gu Ye’s ‘richness’ and exclaimed, “Your house is so big! It also has a second floor! I want to rent it!”

Gu Ye waved his hand, “Wake up my friend, you can’t afford the rent.”

Xie Cheng clutched his chest, feeling like he had received a fatal blow!

Seeing Xie Cheng like this, Gu Ye said sympathetically, “Let’s do this way then. During the New Year’s Day holiday, I will take you to do feng shui calculations for others. After you finish the calculation, you rent a house immediately and pay 3 years’ rent at once. You can’t save the money but it’s alright to pay everything in advance.”

Hearing that, Xie Cheng asked in shock, “What kind of Feng Shui are you looking to be able to get the amount of 3 years’ rent?”

Gu Ye sighed. This silly kid was really cheated by the Xuanshu Association before and didn’t even know the market price. “I’m going to find a rich man, and it costs almost 1 million to change their feng shui. Then, we will donate 500,000 yuan from the fee, and each of us will get 250,000 yuan. With that money, you can pay your rent for 3 years.”

Xie Cheng imagined getting the amount and was so moved that he almost knelt down to Gu Ye, “You are my parent after reborn!”

Gu Ye nodded and said seriously, “Okay, okay, you are not the only one calling me Father. You also have a little big brother surnamed Zhao.”

Xie Cheng didn’t care that Gu Ye teased him, and said excitedly, “I can just rent an ordinary house because I have to save some money to buy a gift for my master. His birthday is coming soon. Do the calculation for me, how long can I keep this money? I really can’t save any money, I’m so desperate!”

Gu Ye looked at Xie Cheng and said sympathetically, “The days when you have money in your hand will not exceed a week at most, so spend it as soon as possible. Otherwise, you will lose money in various ways.”

Xie Cheng: “If I die earlier than you, remember to burn more paper money for me.”

Gu Ye: “Okay.”

…

After Liang Jianxin finished disposing of the bodies in the basement, he returned home with a cold face. His wife had already fallen asleep and had no intention of waiting for him. He was also used to this kind of relationship with his wife, so he changed out of his bloody clothes and took a bath.

Liang Jianxin lay in bed unable to sleep. He couldn’t figure out how the strange phenomenon that happened in the basement tonight happened. Was there really a ghost? The older generation said that black cats are spiritual. How did the black cat disappear when he already nailed it to the wall? The more he thought about it, the more unnatural he felt. Liang Jianxin pulled the quilt and wrapped himself tightly. He felt inexplicably chilly and his heart was tingling.

His wife noticed that he was back and scolded him with her eyes closed, “Worthless thing! You always return soon every time you leave. If you have the guts not to come back, I can still look up to you!”

Liang Jianxin glared at his wife’s back hatefully. He gritted his teeth with a livid face but still did not dare to say a word. Turning over to another side, he soon fell asleep.

That night, he had a nightmare. He dreamed that he was being chased by a furry monster. The monster seemed to hate him and could find him no matter where he was hiding. The monster would bite him if it pounced on him! Also, it would tear him apart if it managed to catch him!

Liang Jianxin hid everywhere in fear. Whenever he ran slowly, he’d get scratched on his back by sharp claws. In the dream, he was covered in blood and was in severe pain. There was not a single unmarred skin on his body. Liang Jianxin knew that he was in a nightmare, but he couldn’t wake up no matter how anxious he was. It wasn’t until dawn that he woke up from his dream. He touched his body in horror and found that it was still intact, and then he breathed a huge sigh of relief.

In the past, after he tortured and killed the animals, he would sleep well as he had relieved his anger. This time, he had such a nightmare. Liang Jianxin was frightened and worried, thinking that he was really being targeted by ghosts. He was covered in sweat. After his wife woke up, she might wanted to scold him for being dirty and smelly. Liang Jianxin looked at his wife with disgust but still did not dare to resist her, so he had to get up and go take a shower.

It didn’t matter how many times he washed it, Liang Jianxin kept feeling an itchy spot on his back. He subconsciously scratched it twice, but something didn’t feel right. Why did it feel furry? Liang Jianxin looked in the mirror in confusion and saw what was on his back. He was so frightened that he almost fainted. There was animal hair growing on his back! The color of this fur is very mixed, there are all kinds of colors!

Liang Jianxin grabbed a handful of the fur in horror, making sure he was not hallucinating. He rushed out like crazy, found the scissors, and wanted to cut them off. Unexpectedly, when he started cutting, it hurt as much as cutting his own flesh!

Liang Jianxin broke out in a cold sweat and his face turned pale. He had no idea what was wrong with him. Then, the hairy area began to itch again. It was unbearable. Liang Jianxin scratched it twice, but it didn’t work. The scratching force became more and more intense. It’s so big that the more he scratches it, the more it itches. The skin on his back has started bleeding but the itching still can’t stop.

Liang Jianxin rolled around and screamed in the bathroom because of itching. His wife was woken up by the noises and went over to take a look. She was so frightened that she screamed, “What the hell?! Why are there furs growing on you?”

“Hurry, I need to go to the hospital. I need to go to the hospital now. I can’t stand it anymore. It’s so itchy!” Liang Jianxin scratched and ran out, wishing he could run to the hospital right away.

His wife suppressed her temper and rushed him to the hospital. When they arrived at the hospital, they found that the hair on his back had doubled in size. The doctor had never seen such a condition before. After examining it for a long time, he asked suspiciously, “Why does this hair look like cat hair or dog hair? You really didn’t put it on yourself to make fun of me, did you?”

Liang Jianxin knelt down in front of the doctor in pain, “Doctor, please check again. I’m already bleeding from scratches on my back! I’m itching! The itching is so uncomfortable! Please help me!”

The doctor quickly pulled Liang Jianxin up and said, “Stop kneeling. If cutting doesn’t work, the skin can only be cut off. You guys can start registering for the hospitalization procedures first.”

Liang Jianxin also didn’t expect that this tuft of hair on his back was just the beginning.

…

The students at the school found that the new cook had stopped working after just one day, and many were dissatisfied, “Is the new cook so unprofessional? I still want to eat the meat he cooked.”

“The meat dish at other windows is not delicious, do we have to eat grass now?”

“Ahhh, give me back my fat aunt! Give me back the chef uncle! I want to eat meat! Meat, meat, meat!”

…

Gu Ye heard these wails but he passed by while holding a tray of steamed buns expressionlessly, thinking that the chef’s return might be far away.

After school, Gu Ye asked the doctor at the pet hospital on the way home, “How is Dahei* today? Has it eaten?”

*Directly translate as Big Blacky, a super generic name for pets

“It’s awake but it doesn’t eat or drink. It looked guardedly at everyone’s eyes. Why don’t you come over and take a look at it?”

Gu Ye looked at the time and said, “Okay, I’ll take a taxi there in a moment.”

Not long after Gu Ye put down the phone, the pet hospital called again. As soon as Gu Ye answered the call, the other party said anxiously, “Mr. Gu, your cat is dead! It was looking normal just now, and all indicators were much better than last night, but suddenly it just stopped breathing! Even its heart stopped beating!”

Gu Ye was stunned for a moment and asked anxiously, “How can you say that it suddenly stopped breathing? Did you watch the surveillance camera? What happened just now?”

“Nothing happened, it just fell asleep… Huh? No, why is it alive again? It’s breathing! It’s breathing again!”

Gu Ye breathed out tiredly, he was scared to death!

The person on the other side began to apologize hurriedly, “I’m really sorry, Mr. Gu. I’m sorry for scaring you.”

“Okay, it’ll be fine.” Gu Ye patted his chest, “I’ll take a taxi there now. I’ll be there in 20 minutes.”

Not long after he put down the phone, Gu Ye received another call from the hospital. This time it was from a female nurse. The little girl cried when she came up, “I’m sorry Mr. Gu, your Dahei died again.”

Gu Ye was a little annoyed, “…are you kidding me?”

“No, it’s really dead. Because of the sudden situation just now, Dr. Wang was afraid that something would happen again, so he did a check-up. Who knew that halfway through the check-up, it was fine one second, and then suddenly it had no heartbeat the next second. No breathing, nothing. Just now, its pupils were dilated too.”

Gu Ye couldn’t say a word, and his heart was already cold. Even after binding the contract, the cat can only be kept alive for 1 more day. Maybe they don’t have fate together.

10 minutes later, Gu Ye arrived at the hospital. As soon as he got out of the car, the nurse ran out of the door and said excitedly, “Mr. Gu, your, your cat is alive again!”

Gu Ye: “…”

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[Caution: Mention of abuse for small animals. Proceed with caution.]

Chapter 58 Dead and alive again Part 1

At 10.00 pm, the semi-old residential building community has become quiet. In the southeast corner of the community, there is a single low-rise building, only 6 stories high. There is no elevator and the corridor is relatively narrow. It is probably because the conditions are not good so no one wants to live here. Only the 1st and 5th floors have lights.

Standing by the window, one can hear a middle-aged woman scolding angrily, “You are worthless! If it weren’t for the house my parents bought me, I wouldn’t even have a place to live when I married you! Didn’t you marry into my family because I had a house under my name back then? Right now, my brother is in urgent need of money, what’s wrong if I give him 100,000 yuan? You still don’t make enough, a cook! Someone worthless with no future! What a loser!”

The man suppressed his anger and said angrily, “How much money do I earn in a year? You can’t simply give out 100,000 yuan at once!”

“Didn’t my parents give us this house when we got married? What’s wrong with giving out 100,000 yuan? My brother is buying a house for his son. Shouldn’t I, as a sister, help him? If you are capable, then don’t live in my house. Get out of here. Aiya! Even your job as a cook was found by my brother, otherwise you wouldn’t even be a cook!”

After being scolded so much by his wife, the man’s shoulders slumped. He has been suppressed by this reason for 16 years, he was almost going crazy. His face turned red from the anger and he said, “Then you have to discuss it with me first, I earned the money! If you just give them away without asking, who am I in this family?”

“Discuss?” the woman sneered, “Why do I need to discuss with you? I have the final say in this family. If you don’t like it, you can divorce me, and you can sleep on the street!”

Driven away by his wife’s unreasonable words, the man slammed the door furiously and went directly to the basement.

There is a wall separating the basement of this building from other buildings. There is a very thick fireproof and explosion-proof door in the middle, which is not opened at ordinary times. This results in a very good sound insulation effect underground, and it is even more eerily quiet at night.

Hong Dou followed Liang Jianxin quietly. She found no problems upstairs, so she followed him to the basement.

[Caution: The description of abuse starts from here]

Liang Jianxin walked to the door of his basement, took out a key, and opened the airtight iron door of the basement. As soon as he opened the door, the pungent smell of blood and putrid smell, mixed with the smell of moldy things filled the air. After Liang Jianxin entered, he closed the iron door and turned on the light. What he saw was a pure black cat hanging on the wall. Iron nails had been hammered into its limbs. The wounds on its body were crisscrossed, and bones were visible in some places. The blood stained the cat’s fur and dripped onto the ground. Some of it had solidified and turned a disgusting brown color.

The kitten was only about half a year old and was thin. Only its slowly rising belly proved that the cat was still alive. Hearing the noise, it glanced at the door with dull eyes. Its blue eyes struggled slightly, but it had no strength and could not move at all. It opened its mouth and wanted to scream, but unfortunately, its vocal cords had been severed. Losing the ability to make any sound, the kitten could only watch the demon-like person come in and walk up to it.

Liang Jianxin took a knife from the iron shelf at the corner of the wall and made a gesture on the cat’s belly. Seeing the kitten struggling feebly, he suddenly laughed out. His face was distorted and he bared his teeth. His eyes widened to their maximum size, and he scolded viciously, “Bitch! I’ll cut open your belly right now! Take out your heart and liver! See how you gonna bully me! Who asks you to look down on me! Go to hell! Go to hell!!”

At this moment, a gust of wind blew over, and a ghostly cry sounded in the small basement. The dim lights suddenly went out, and the bloody and pungent basement became even more eerie and terrifying. It seemed as if someone walked past him and brought a gust of cool wind, which made the atmosphere eerie. The chill gave Liang Jianxin a layer of goosebumps, and his scalp turned numb.

“Who?!” Liang Jianxin raised the knife, his voice changed with fear, “Who is doing this? Is there anyone?”

Clang clang clang!

The rusty iron shelf placed next to the wall suddenly shook. A sack on the shelf was swung down from above and hit Liang Jianxin directly. In the darkness, Liang Jianxin couldn’t dodge, and he was so frightened that he waved the knife in his hand as he ran away.

At this moment, the light suddenly came on again, and the sack had been untied. Inside were the bodies of kittens and puppies, all of whom had been tortured to death, with injuries everywhere on their bodies. The brown blood has long since solidified, and some of the bodies have stuck together. Moreover, the bodies of these small animals were incomplete. Some have no eyes, some have no ears, some have their stomachs cut open, and some have half of their skin cut off. Even the bones are exposed.

The black cat on the wall has disappeared.

Liang Jianxin waited for a while and found that nothing happened. He held up the knife tremblingly and went back. After discovering that the cat was gone, he looked around in horror. He found that the surrounding area was so quiet that you could hear a needle drop, and there were only dead bodies of cats and dogs lying on the ground. Shivering, Liang Jianxin put the carcasses of these small animals back into the sacks with a pale face. He dragged them to the first floor with great effort, threw them on his electric tricycle used for grocery shopping, and dragged them to a small river in the northeast of the community side.

The river here has long dried up and is surrounded by weeds half as tall as a man. Among these weeds, there is a large pit more than 2 meters deep. Liang Jianxin threw all the corpses in with familiarity and ran away on a tricycle.

…

Hong Dou hugged the black cat and returned home anxiously. She stopped at the door and called out, “Young Master! Open the door!”

Gu Ye, who was lying on the sofa chatting with Yu Ze on the phone, was already sleepy. He sat up lazily when he heard Hong Dou’s call. But realizing the anxiety in her words, he ran over barefoot and opened the door to see a dying cat.

Gu Ye was shocked awake and asked, “What’s wrong with this cat? Send him to the hospital quickly!”

Gu Ye put on his shoes anxiously and heard Hong Dou explain, “That chef abused cats and dogs. I saw nearly a hundred souls near the basement.”

“Nearly a hundred?” Gu Ye’s face turned cold, “Is he crazy? God has a compassionate heart for all things. Cats and dogs are also precious life!”

Gu Ye ignored the blood stains on the cat, hugged the cat, wrapped it in a coat, and ran outside.

Hong Dou floated behind, “Master, I think this cat can see me.”

Gu Ye glanced at the cat in his arms and said in surprise, “It’s actually a ‘Xuan’ cat*?”

*Black cat, but implied to be related to supernatural things

At this time, a taxi happened to pass by the gate. Gu Ye waved to call the taxi and hurried up, saying anxiously, “Uncle, go to the nearest pet hospital, hurry up!”

The driver smelled the smell of blood and was shocked. The moment he opened his mouth, a string of Northeastern accent came out, “Tis cat or dog, wat’s wrong wif it?”

Gu Ye looked at the cat with a cold expression, it had already reached the state of soul separation, “Met a scumbag.”

The driver also knew that this matter was urgent. With a curse (at the perp), he stepped on the accelerator, and the car suddenly drove out, going as fast as possible within the speed limit. The nearest pet hospital from the school is more than 20 minutes away. The driver is really nice and the speed is already very fast so Gu Ye can’t rush him anymore. He touches the cooling body of the cat in his arms, and his face becomes icier.

On the other hand, the kitten’s dull eyes gradually gained brightness. It looked at Gu Ye’s face with wide eyes and smelled his scent. It feebly licked the blood on his body and struggled to get up.

Gu Ye’s expression became increasingly ugly. He touched the kitten’s head and said softly, “Don’t move, be strong.”

The kitten raised its head and licked Gu Ye’s fingers. But after that, it had no more strength to get up again and collapse into Gu Ye’s arms. Its eyes gradually lost their luster. Slowly, it slowly closed its eyes, leaving just a gap, still staring closely at Gu Ye’s gentle eyes. As if reluctant to let go of the warmth in Gu Ye’s arms, it stretched out its claws and tried to hook Gu Ye’s clothes. However, its nails had been pulled out with pliers. No matter how hard it tried, it was in vain.[1]

Gu Ye looked at the bloody cat paw print-like plum blossom left on his arm with a cold face. His eyes turned cold, and he bit his finger and touched the kitten’s forehead. Then he drew a complicated curse seal in the air before pressing it on the kitten’s body.

“Yang does not control the soul (hun), Yin does not control the soul (po), We are summoning you back, return to your body!”

As soon as Gu Ye finished speaking, the kitten suddenly opened its eyes, and a glimmer of light returned to them again.

Gu Ye placed his bloody finger on the kitten’s forehead and asked gently, “Will you be my cat?”

The little kitten looked at Gu Ye, the blood between its eyebrows miraculously dried up, and its breathing became clearer.

Gu Ye smiled and finally breathed a sigh of relief, “From now on, your life will be mine. In our line of profession, each person can only keep one spiritual pet. I originally wanted to contract a lion, tiger, or something, but unexpectedly I signed a cat. You have to live up to the expectations of your type. Chinese rural cats have 9 lives, what more you are the legendary black cat.”

The taxi driver saw Gu Yu muttering away and even using some ‘evil occult gestures’, so he accelerated again. 3 minutes later, the driver said, “Young man, get ready to get off. There are still 50 meters left! Alright, we are here!”

Gu Ye threw away 100 yuan to the driver. Saying no need for a change, he rushed into the pet hospital with the cat in his arms.

The doctors and nurses were also dumbfounded when they saw the cat, “How can it be abused like this? How pitiful!”

Gu Ye urged, “Save it quickly!”

The doctor said regretfully, “This cat can’t be saved. The injuries are too serious. Look at the injuries on its body yourself. Its vocal cord has been cut.”

Gu Ye replied with a cold face, “How do you know it can’t be saved without trying? Rural cats have a good physique, it can survive. Listen to me, save it!”

Since Gu Ye said that, the doctor had no choice but to ask the nurse to prepare for the operation. But he added, “I want to tell you something in advance. It may cost a lot of money to save it, and it may not be possible to save it even with money.”

Gu Ye nodded, “My financial ability allows it and I am willing to save it. If you can save it, I will send a gratitude pennant to your hospital.”

With Gu Ye’s words, the doctor said nothing and hurriedly performed the operation.

Sitting on the chair outside the operating room, Gu Ye looked at the blood all over his body and sighed helplessly.

A little nurse poured a glass of water for Gu Ye and advised, “Don’t blame the doctors for talking too much. Because with such serious injuries, even the cat owners themselves often refused to save them. Also, with that amount of money needed to rescue the cat, it can be used to buy a new one instead. Sometimes after rescuing the pet, the owners saw the bill and left, simply don’t want the cat anymore. What’s more, some even didn’t pay. Sometimes they will abandon cats and dogs at the slightest health problem. Did you see those?” The little nurse pointed to the cages placed in the corner, “They were all abandoned by their owners and have not been taken back until now.”

Gu Ye looked at his fingertips. The place where the little guy licked seemed to still have warmth. It is just a little life and not some bastards, how could he be so cruel to not care for it? It’s so heartbreaking to let it die in his arms.

The operation lasted for more than 2 hours before the doctor came out. He said with emotion, “It’s a miracle. This little guy’s desire to live was too strong and its life was saved. But the injury was too serious and it was malnourished, so it had to be hospitalized. “

The corners of Gu Ye’s lips curled up, “Thank you for your hard work!”

The surgery fee is more than 5,000 yuan. Daily infusions, nursing care, and meals cost more than 1,000 yuan for a day’s hospitalization. Gu Ye paid a week’s worth of money at once and gave his WeChat and mobile phone number to the doctor. After asking the other party to contact him anytime if he had any questions, Gu Ye left.

After leaving the hospital, Gu Ye asked Hong Dou to take him directly to Liang Jianxin’s home. From a distance, Gu Ye could see a layer of killing aura circulating around the entire building. These killing aura are all emitted by the evil spirits of animals.

Cats and dogs are both spiritual animals. Their IQ is not as high as that of humans, and their soul power is not as strong as that of humans, but it is much higher than other animals. Moreover, Liang Jianxin made their deaths so painful, which made these cats and dogs hold grudges. With such a large number, the same grievances accumulated together and became stronger and stronger. Once they reach the level that can cause substantial harm to people, these evil spirits, whose IQs are only as high as those of children, will definitely attack humans (the same species as Liang Jianxin).

Hong Dou looked at these little animals with distress, “They are so pitiful.”

Gu Ye sneered, “Let’s give them a hand.”

Gu Ye took out his cinnabar pen and quickly drew the 7 talismans, then threw it into the air. The seven talismans formed a circle, surrounding all the resentful spirits. Gu Ye raised his hand and quickly made a few finger gestures. The 7 spiritual talismans quickly gathered in the middle.

Realizing that they had been captured again, the resentful spirits eagerly wanted to break out of the restraint circle. Gu Ye made several gestures with his fingers again and drew a complicated spell with the cinnabar pen in his hand. As soon as the pen tip was raised, the red talisman immediately appeared and swooped over quickly.

All the resentful spirits felt a warm power, making them feel at ease and warm. Gradually, they became quiet. As the talismans tightened, their grievances merged together, forming a billowing grievance that was like a substantial black hair ball. The talisman then hung around the spirit’s neck, forming a circle.

Gu Ye looked at the merged spirits and said seriously, “Where’s there a grudge, there will be revenge. How you torture that scumbag is karma and I won’t care. But if you dare to hurt innocent people, these 7 talismans will be your restraining curse.”

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Chapter 57 He will have to rely on me to support him from now on Part 2

After arriving at Yu Ze’s house, Gu Ye couldn’t help but feel happy. The house was still deserted and clean, and it didn’t feel like anyone had lived there. He really doesn’t know how Yu Ze managed to keep it that way. After carrying all the ingredients to the kitchen, Gu Ye checked the stove, pots, and pans. Fortunately, they were all usable.

Yu Ze stood behind Gu Ye with a sullen face and asked awkwardly, “Do you need my help?”

Gu Ye waved his hand, smiled, and pushed the other person out, “No need, you go out and wait, I will finish cooking soon.”

Yu Ze smiled bitterly. This was the first time since he was a child that he felt so powerless and frustrated.

Gu Ye quickly cooked out 4 dishes and a bowl of soup; 2 meat dishes and 2 vegetable dishes. When putting the rice in the bowls, Gu Ye stared at the bowls, and a hint of tenderness flashed in his eyes. This scene disappeared after Master passed away. He stopped cooking for a long time because no one would eat it after he cooked the food and no one praised him for making it delicious. Suddenly, Gu Ye felt like he was in another world. Shaking his head to get rid of the thought, Gu Ye shouted, “It’s time to eat, President Yu, bring the soup.”

After Yu Ze sat down, he looked at the dishes which were the vegetables he bought, and now cooked and placed on the plate. He has a look of shock on his face.

Gu Ye asked curiously, “What did you eat when you were abroad?”

Yu Ze said seriously, “Well, I brought a housekeeper, a nanny, a chef, a gardener…”

“Stop!” Gu Ye passed the chopsticks dumbfounded, “Eat.”

Yu Ze could only stop talking about the topic. He took a sip of the soup and raised his eyebrows in surprise.

Gu Ye smiled until his eyes were curved, “Is it delicious?”

Yu Ze nodded and gave a high compliment, “Very good.”

Gu Ye raised his lips with satisfaction, “That’s right, even a picky old man thinks my cooking is delicious.”

After eating, Yu Ze actively helped to clean up. The mysophobic patient wore long gloves and wrapped himself tightly as if he were doing a biochemical experiment. Then Gu Ye watched as Yu Ze continuously dropped 4 plates. Gu Ye helplessly grabbed his white shirt from behind him and pulled him away from the sink like a tail. He had completely despaired of the CEO’s inability to do chores, “Yu Ze, please spare yourself and the plates too.”

Yu Ze: “…”

After cleaning up, Gu Ye began to walk around Yu Ze’s house, especially the study room, checking carefully! Sure enough, Gu Ye saw some funny books on the bottom shelf of the other party’s bookshelf:
“Laws of Love”,
“Escape Singlehood in One Hundred Days”,
“The Magic of Love Turns in Circles”,
“Complete Collection of Earthly Love Words”,
“It’s Not That You’re Not Good Enough, It’s Just That You Don’t Know How to Flirt”

Every time Gu Ye pulled out a book, his expression became uglier. What is all this nonsense?

Yu Ze stood at the door with an innocent look on his face, “What’s wrong?”

Gu Ye looked up tiredly, “You have no experience in love?”

Yu Ze nodded and admitted honestly, “Yes, I’m still learning now.”

Gu Ye stood up tiredly and threw these books into the trash can one by one. “You are so handsome now that you don’t need these at all. Don’t buy such unreliable things in the future.”

Yu Ze looked into Gu Ye’s eyes and promised seriously, “Okay, I won’t buy it again.”

Gu Ye threw away the last one, “Don’t read it again, forget what you have read!”

Yu Ze frowned, “It’s a bit difficult to forget.”

Gu Ye glared at Yu Ze fiercely, “Then restrain yourself and stop sending me nonsense words, or I’ll beat you!”

Yu Ze nodded quickly, “Okay.”

After receiving the assurance, Gu Ye’s expression softened and he walked to Yu Ze. He slightly raised his face to look at the other person and had the urge to pinch this handsome face. Yu Ze looked at the face in front of him and couldn’t help but lower his head slightly. Gu Ye swiftly turned his head away, avoiding Yu Ze’s movements, and pointed to the box containing the broken sword on the table, “That! I still want to look at that!”

Yu Ze looked at the blushing tips of Gu Ye’s ears and smiled. Then he walked into the study, opened the lid, and showed Gu Ye, “It’s still the same, nothing changed.”

The ancient long sword was still broken into two pieces, but the killing aura remained unabated. Gu Ye touched the sword’s body, and the killing aura made him feel a chill. Feeling the resistance of the soul living inside, Gu Ye smiled, quickly stopped, and said apologetically, “Sorry.”

Yu Ze asked in confusion, “What?”

Gu Ye smiled and said, “Can this broken sword be repaired?”

Yu Ze looked at the fracture and asked, “Can glue work?”

Amused by the response, Gu Ye joked, “I can even do it with glutinous rice then. But will it be reliable? Find a professional to fix it.”

Yu Ze disliked how dirty it was, “Is it necessary?”

Gu Ye coaxed with a smile, “Find someone to fix it, and I will tell you something.”

Yu Ze agreed to the request and said dotingly, “Okay, you are the head of the family, I will listen to you.”

Gu Ye pursed his lips with a smile and walked out of the study. On the sofa, he lies down and says, “This head of the family wants to take a nap.”

Yu Ze followed behind and leaned over to look at Gu Ye, “The guest room has been cleaned up. Go to sleep on the bed?”

Gu Ye hugged the pillow and said, “Not going, the sofa is just fine.”

Yu Ze chuckled lightly and sat next to Gu Ye, holding his hand and watching him sleep quietly. Gu Ye reluctantly opened his eyes and saw Yu Ze’s eyes. He couldn’t help but want to laugh. Such a proud Son of Heaven can be so satisfied just by holding his hand. This thought is enough.

After Gu Ye fell asleep, Yu Ze got up and returned to the bedroom. He took out a few more books from the bedside table, thought about it, and threw them into the trash can. In order to prevent Gu Ye from finding it, President Yu hid the trash can behind the curtain with a cold face, planning to throw it away secretly after Gu Ye left. After checking that Gu Ye would not notice even if he came into his bedroom, Yu Ze returned to the living room and sat next to Gu Ye. He gently grabbed Gu Ye’s hand and held it in the palm of his hand. His soft eyes seemed to be looking at a hard-won treasure.

…

At around 9.00 pm, Gu Ye was sent back to his residence and he flopped on his bed. After thinking about what happened today, he couldn’t help but raise the corners of his mouth. Not long after, the phone rang. Gu Ye looked at it and saw that it was from Zhao Pengyu. He lay down to answer the call and asked lazily, “What’s the matter?”

“The holiday arrangements have been made. New Year’s Day falls on Saturday and Sunday so we have 3 days off. Will you go home?”

“Yes, how about you guys?”

“We’re all going back, let’s go together. I’ll book a car in advance.”

Gu Ye turned over and sat up, “Okay.”

Zhao Pengyu asked tentatively, “What did you do today? I went to look for you in the evening, but you were not at home.”

Gu Ye smiled, “I went to save the EQ of a successful person. Also, I went to check out the other side of his personality.”

[Banana: Please take note that 他 is ‘He’, and 她 is ‘She’ in writing but both sounded the same [tā] in verbal communication so Zhao Pengyu can’t tell the gender.]

“The other side of her personality? Damn it! You’re in love!”

“En, we just got together, the getting to know each other stage.”

Zhao Pengyu couldn’t believe it at all, “Oh my god, when did it happen? You hid it so well. So how was your observation today?”

A hint of helplessness and tenderness flashed through Gu Ye’s eyes, “He will have to rely on me to support him from now on. Simply someone who can’t distinguish between grains (don’t do physical labors).”

After hanging up the phone, Zhao Pengyu told Xia Xiang worriedly, “No, I feel like something is wrong. Next time he goes out, I want to follow him to see.”

Xia Xiang was lying down playing games, “What do you want to see?”

“I’m worried about him being deceived.”

Xia Xiang didn’t stop doing what he was doing and said without interest, “I don’t want to go, and you shouldn’t go either.”

Zhao Pengyu said worriedly, “That won’t work. With his kind of temper, the only reliable friends around him are us. If we don’t care about him, who will care about him?”

Xia Xiang sighed in despair, ignorance is so blissful.

…

Canteen No. 2.

“Have you heard? A new chef just arrived today, and the meat dish is particularly delicious!”

“Wow! Aren’t we lucky? We don’t have to worry about eating grass anymore! Let’s go and taste it together!”

“Come on, let’s go. That uncle has a good temper. He laughs whenever he talks. It’s so funny!”

During the discussion among the surrounding classmates, Gu Ye, Xia Xiang, and Zhao Pengyu also came to the canteen and lined up at the window (food counter) where they often go.

When the senior sisters queueing in front heard that Gu Ye was coming, they all turned around and said, “Gu Ye, come here!”

Gu Ye was afraid of the enthusiasm of the senior sisters and smiled awkwardly, “No, I’ll just line up here.”

The senior students expressed their regret deeply and teased him, “I know you didn’t bring your mobile phone, so I won’t ask you for WeChat today!”

Gu Ye smiled bitterly, scared of these sisters.

Zhao Pengyu was envious and jealous, “The seniors are all so beautiful.”

Gu Ye sneered, “Your ghost wife is more beautiful.”

Zhao Pengyu suddenly turned pale, “I called you Father, please don’t mention it.”

Gu Ye asked carefully, “Did you damage my bike? You were riding it down the steps and managed to jump off. But my bike got thrown away.”

Zhao Pengyu pretended to be dead, expressionlessly.

Gu Ye looked at Zhao Pengyu’s meal card, and Zhao Pengyu immediately understood, “I’ll treat you! I’m sorry I broke your bicycle! I’ll treat you to lunch!”

Gu Ye sighed, what kind of harmful friend is this?

Finally, it was Gu Ye’s turn, and the new uncle asked good-naturedly, “Young man, which one you want to eat? The beef stew was good today.”

Gu Ye felt the pungent smell of blood on the other person’s body, frowned, and said, “Let’s have one.”

The uncle laughed and took a big spoonful of it, “If you don’t have enough, come again.”

The beef smelled really good, and it was full of color, flavor, and taste. Zhao Pengyu took a big bite when he put it on the table and said, “En! It tastes pretty good!”

Gu Ye frowned, the smell of blood kept filling his nose, and he really couldn’t swallow the meat. Taking a mouthful of rice, Gu Ye swallowed the food with difficulty. Seeing Zhao Pengyu eating the meat, he couldn’t help but retched.

The expressions of Zhao Pengyu and Xia Xiang changed. Xia Xiang quickly handed over the water, “What’s wrong? Are you sick?”

Zhao Pengyu also asked, “Have a bad appetite? Are you pregnant?”

Gu Ye glared at Zhao Pengyu angrily, “Yes, I will give you a younger brother.”

Zhao Pengyu was completely defeated by the rebuke. He put down his chopsticks helplessly and became serious, “Do you want to go to the infirmary?”

“No,” Gu Ye looked at the beef on the plate, “This meat is very good, but the person who cooked it has a strong stench of blood.”

Gu Ye touched the Buddhist beads on his wrist, and the red light flashed on it. Gu Ye whispered, “Sister Hong Dou, follow him and go to his house to see what he is doing.”

Little did Gu Ye know that he would find out about the loss of hundreds of innocent little lives soon.

…

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Chapter 57 He will have to rely on me to support him from now on Part 1

When Zhao Pengyu heard Gu Ye say that he could smell a stench from so far away, he asked with a wicked smile, “Do you have a dog nose?”

Gu Ye raised his foot angrily and kicked Zhao Pengyu under the table, “You want to be beaten?”

Zhao Pengyu felt the pain from being kicked and sucked in several breaths of cold air. He grinned and said, “It’s so far away alright, even dogs can’t smell it from this distance.”

Gu Ye gave Zhao Pengyu a look of disdain and decided to let him realize by himself that people in his profession sometimes don’t just rely on their noses.

Zhao Pengyu realized there was a problem and didn’t dare to make a fuss. “I’m scared when you say that. Will I be able to continue eating here in the future?”

Gu Ye picked up another piece of ribs and said nonchalantly, “Let’s talk about it later. It depends on fate.”

Zhao Pengyu was curious, “Is there anything in the world that doesn’t depend on fate?”

Gu Ye smiled faintly, “Don’t depend on your fate when you don’t want to.”

“Don’t you think this is a contradiction?”

“It’s not a contradiction. You’ll understand when you grow up.”

Gu Ye clicked his tongue a few times and said with a profound expression, “Little friend, you still don’t understand the hardships of the world and the dangers of the world.”

Hearing that, Zhao Pengyu almost sprayed his mouthful of soup. He is already over 1.8 meters tall and Gu Ye said he hasn’t grown up yet.

At this moment, Xia Xiang finally came over with a tray, “It’s so hard to find you guys! There are too many people!”

Zhao Pengyu looked at Xia Xiang’s plate with a smile, “You also want to eat the ribs from the chubby Aunty!”

After Xia Xiang sat down, he took a bite of the ribs and said, “If I don’t eat it now, it will be gone. I just saw that the new chef is already taking over the handover. He will come next Monday.”

Finding that the two of them were looking at each other wrongly, Xia Xiang asked in confusion, “What’s wrong?”

Gu Ye smiled and said, “It’s nothing, let’s eat.”

…

Early on Sunday morning, Gu Ye got dressed, looked at his watch, and went out shortly before 8.00 am. As soon as he left the building, he saw the car coming to pick him up slowly approaching. The driver got out of the car, and it turned out to be the young man who delivered snacks to Gu Ye last time. With a very serious expression, he said, “Master Gu, President Yu asked me to pick you up.”

Gu Ye got into the car with a smile, “Sorry to trouble you.”

As soon as Gu Ye sat down, Yu Ze sent a message: [Got on the car yet?]

Gu Ye: [En, we’re in the car now, don’t worry.]

Yu Ze: [Come directly to my company and I’ll take you out when I’m done.]

Gu Ye: [En.]

Along the way, Gu Ye looked at the scenery and noticed that the leaves had turned yellow. Fallen leaves covered the ground, and another season came in the blink of an eye. Gu Ye looked at the time unnaturally, vaguely looking forward to it. Yu Ze came to look for him once a week which means he watched how the leaves outside the window changed little by little. Gu Ye wondered what Yu Ze was feeling at that time.

There was no traffic jam on the road, and Gu Ye arrived at Yu Ze’s company in an hour and a half. From a distance, Gu Ye saw a layer of purple auspicious clouds floating above the company, as well as the power of golden merit. Gu Ye curved up his lips, thinking that it was as expected from the Son of Heaven. With this merit and God’s favor, he wouldn’t have to worry about the company not getting better.

However, Gu Ye is a little curious, what can Yu Ze do to accumulate merit? So he asked, “This brother, what does your company do?”

The guy looked shocked as if to say you actually don’t know what President Yu does.

Gu Ye smiled sheepishly. He had never asked Yu Ze what he did. For people like him who first look at faces (appearance), then the person themselves before finally wanting to understand that person, there may be no more other than him in this world.

“We are making electronic products, such as robots, computers, and mobile phones. We seek development through technology. Not long ago, the R&D team went to Country M to participate in the World Robot Competition and won the first prize.”

The little brother looked serious but when talking about the company, he proudly explained, “The youngest R&D staff in our company is only 17 years old. There is also a youth group, which the members are still in school. It is funded by President Yu. President Yu said the stronger the young, the stronger we will get. The wisdom of youth is the wisdom of the country. If we don’t train the next generation, there will be no one to take over whatever the previous generation does, which is useless.”

Gu Ye curled his lips and nodded slightly. This is considered research that benefits mankind. The rare thing is Yu Ze’s intention to cultivate talents. Gu Ye’s fingers subconsciously rubbed the watch on his wrist, his eyes getting brighter and brighter. To be honest, Yu Ze doesn’t need to try his best to tease/flirt with him every day. As long as Yu Ze manages to get him(GY) to know him well enough, he will definitely fall in love with Yu Ze and want to take him home. Because this man is too good, everything Yu Ze does touches his heart.

When Gu Ye got out of the car, a few people with Western appearance happened to come out of the building. When Gu Ye saw them, he tilted his head and touched his chin, thoughtfully.

The young man explained, “They are also employees of the company. Do you have any problem with them?”

Gu Ye curled his lips and said regretfully, “I can’t read their face’s features correctly, my Master didn’t teach me about western faces.”

The corner of the young man’s mouth twitched vaguely, not knowing what to say.

When Gu Ye came to Yu Ze’s office, it happened that Yu Ze was busy. Gu Ye was not in a hurry, so he stood at the door and waited quietly. At the same time, he waved his hand to the young man, indicating that he should go and get busy with his own stuff.

“But…”

“Shh!” Gu Ye smiled and whispered, “I’m not in a hurry, and I want to examine him carefully.”

The young man was confused but left helplessly. Gu Ye stood on the side outside the door with a smile. In the gap of the door, he saw Yu Ze who was signing a report. The other party had a cold face and serious expression as he said, “Do this as soon as possible and get it on track within a week.”

“Although I’m pressed for time, I will try my best to hurry up. President Yu, about the salary increase this year…”

Yu Ze frowned, “Isn’t there a regulation to raise wages every year based on seniority?”

“But we have invested a lot of money in research…”

“Nonsense,” Before Yu Ze could speak, Secretary Liu severely criticized, “Ensuring employee welfare first can ensure work efficiency. Stop putting the cart before the horse.”

The man quickly said, “Okay, okay, I understand.”

After waving his hand to let the man go, Secretary Liu said, “I’ll find someone to teach him. If it doesn’t work, we’ll let him go.”

Yu Ze nodded, “En.”

Secretary Liu was shocked, “Boss, you are very easy to talk to today and you seem to be in a really good mood today. Is Master Gu not here yet?”

Yu Ze looked at the other party with disgust, he talked too much.

When he found that there was no one else around, Gu Ye stopped hiding and knocked on the door. He looked at Yu Ze with appreciation and even a hint of admiration. No matter how you look at this person, he is full of good points. If he could just raise his EQ, it would be perfect!

Secretary Liu saw that President Yu’s expressionless face suddenly softened and the corners of his mouth turned up the moment Master Gu appeared. Just as he was about to stand up to greet Gu Ye, he saw that Yu Ze had already stood up and came forward to greet him.

Secretary Liu stood up but thinking that there was nothing for him to do, he sat down. But at the next moment, he felt that it was not good to sit down while his boss was still standing so he stood up again. At this moment, he saw Yu Ze grabbing Gu Ye’s hand. The two looked at each other and smiled. The scene shocked Secretary Liu into sitting down on the sofa.

Gu Ye raised his eyebrows and asked with a smile, “Did I delay your work?”

Yu Ze lowered his head slightly and said with a smile in his eyes, “No, there are 2 more reports. Let’s leave after I signed them.”

Then, an assistant arrived with the 2 reports and happened to see the pair standing at the door. The assistant’s eyes widened in shock, not knowing whether he should go in or leave.

Yu Ze held Gu Ye’s hand without letting go and glanced at the report in the assistant’s hand, “Come in.”

It was the first time that the assistant was treated so tenderly by the president. The assistant walked in mechanically and looked at Secretary Liu with a confused look on his face. Didn’t people say that the president’s wife is coming over to examine the company, he is actually a male?

Secretary Liu had a profound look on his face because he also hadn’t come back to his senses. He had never seen President Yu so happy.

Yu Ze read the reports and signed them. Then he picked up the coat hanging on the hanger, and turned to look at Gu Ye who was standing by the window looking at the scenery, “Go to my house or find a place to sit for a while?”

Gu Ye turned around and said, “Are you done for today? Then, let’s go buy some ingredients to cook at your house.”

In Yu Ze’s office, Gu Ye didn’t see anything strange, and he expected that the other party wouldn’t place any nonsense stuff in his office. Gu Ye planned to go to his house to search.

Yu Ze answered frankly, “I don’t know how to cook.”

Gu Ye spread his hands and said, “I can.”

Yu Ze looked a little embarrassed and said bravely, “I will try my best to help.”

It was only when Gu Ye arrived at the supermarket that he realized why Yu Ze’s expression was so awkward. It was because this man who was so powerful in the business world had a living ability comparable to that of an idiot!

Gu Ye stood next to the shelf and asked, “Have you seen the star anise (八角*)? Get me a bag.”

*Directly translated as 8 corners a.k.a Octagonal

Yu Ze frowned, “What is octagonal? I’ve seen hexagonal (六角*).”

*Directly translated as 6 corners a.k.a Hexagonal

Hearing that, Gu Ye was stunned. He walked around Yu Ze to get it himself and said, “Dear, the hexagonal you are talking about is a nut (screw).”

Yu Ze looked at the packaging bag with the word ‘Star Anise’ written on it in surprise as if he had never seen it before.

From then, Gu Ye already knew that this business elite had never entered the kitchen.

“How about some ox tail bones for some soup?”

Yu Ze couldn’t understand, “Can oxtail be eaten?”

Gu Ye couldn’t help laughing, “Yes.”

After a while, Gu Ye pointed to the vegetables next to Yu Ze, “This small spinach is quite tender. Let’s boil it to serve as a cold dish. The one next to you, get me two.”

Yu Ze stretched out two slender fingers, avoiding the roots, and pinched 2 stalks.

Gu Ye doesn’t know whether to laugh or cry, “It’s not enough. Once it’s boiled, there won’t be much left.”

Yu Ze pinched two more stalks and placed them directly in the corner of the shopping cart.

Gu Ye held back his laughter and put it in the bag, “This has to be weighed.”

Yu Ze looked confused, and Gu Ye just wanted to laugh. The other person’s expression now is completely different from when he was in the company. In fact, Gu Ye had been mentally prepared for a long time. Yu Ze might not be very good at cooking, but after all, he had studied abroad, so at least he would not starve to death, right? Unexpectedly, he really didn’t understand anything.

Gu Ye felt that his trip today was not in vain. He really got to know the CEO from many aspects. He is so handsome at work, giving people the feeling that he can support the world by himself, but in life…

Looking at Yu Ze’s expression, Gu Ye couldn’t help laughing and patted Yu Ze on the shoulder, “You are so cute! Hahahaha~~”

When Gu Ye laughed, Yu Ze’s expression became even more embarrassed.

Gu Ye held back a bad smile and picked up a piece of ginger, “Do you know what this is? It’s in all the dishes you eat.”

Yu Ze raised his eyebrows and shook his head seriously, “I have never eaten anything so big and ugly.”

“Pfft!” Gu Ye patted Yu Ze on the shoulder and laughed, “Yes, yes, I have never eaten such a big one too!”

Yu Ze asked helplessly, “Is it fun to tease me?”

“En En,” Gu Ye nodded with a smile, “super cute.”

Yu Ze shook his head helplessly, “You can continue to tease, but just wait, sooner or later…”

“En?”

“It’s nothing,” Yu Ze’s expression returned to normal, and he said seriously, “I didn’t come into contact with these when I was a child. I went abroad in junior high school. This is my first time visiting a supermarket. I can learn from it later.”

Gu Ye stopped laughing and comforted, “No need, your time is money. It’s like tens of billions every minute. Why do you have to go to the supermarket by yourself, right? I can understand.”

Yu Ze earnestly promised, “I can really learn.”

“No need, you’re fine like this. Just make money.” Gu Ye threw a bag of ribs into the cart. In his heart, he added – People with terrible life skills would be easier to trap and keep in captivity. Gu Ye didn’t have the intention to find another person who was so pleasing to the eye anymore. Once he caught someone, he won’t let go. Since Yu Ze dares to flirt with him, he will have to bear the consequences that will last a lifetime and never escape.

“Let’s buy some wonton skin and make some meat stuffing. I’ll make some wontons for you in the afternoon and put them in the refrigerator. If you get off work late one day, just cook them when you’re hungry.”

Yu Ze looked solemn as if facing an impossible challenge.

Gu Ye couldn’t help laughing and said, “I’ll pack up the seasonings for you. You just have to put in a package of seasonings and 10 wontons in a pot, okay?”

Yu Ze’s face became more solemn.

Gu Ye held his forehead and suppressed a smile, “Forget it, don’t waste the ingredients.”

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Chapter 56 Internet celebrity “doesn’t want to be a loli” Part 2

Gu Ye deliberately dropped such a shocking topic early in the morning and exploded his circle of fans. Not only did the fans discuss it enthusiastically for a day, but they also became obsessed with it and let Gu Ye gain a wave of followers. It was only in the evening that the topic changed. Because some people who bought good luck charms are really blessed with good luck!

One of the reviews said, “I got interviewed by a good company that I had not successfully gotten the interviewing chance for several times previously!”

Another one said, “I bought a lottery ticket and was lucky enough to win 2,000 yuan!”

The last one said, “Playing my game with overwhelming luck. This ‘African chief (unlucky person)’ finally stood up with her chest up and drew 6 S-cards in a day!”

The young lady was so excited that she knelt down and asked for marriage on Gu Ye Weibo. No one could hold back her excitement.

These 3 people were the first to receive the talisman. After they mentioned the effect, many people were moved. In a short time, countless private messages were asking to buy one. Gu Ye was lying on the sofa at night and scrolling through Weibo. After seeing the message, he replied: [Only 10 talismans a day, no more. I’m in a good mood today, let’s do some fortune telling~]

As soon as the fortune-telling was mentioned, Gu Ye’s private message inbox exploded. There was an ID called [I don’t want to be a loli] that kept flashing. Gu Ye saw that her name was interesting, so he opened it.

Gu Ye: [Hello, what do you want to ask? Future or money?]

I don’t want to be a loli: [Little Gege, I want to ask how long can I remain popular?]

Gu Ye: [Show me your face.]

Soon, the other party sent a photo, a clear and uncensored frontal photo. It looked like it was taken during the live broadcast/stream.

Gu Ye frowned and wrote: [Your makeup is too thick, and you even used a filter. Did you also photoshop it? I can’t read your fortune like this.]

Soon, the other party sent a photo of a fat aunty with big round face and bright red color on her cheeks: [Little Gege, I don’t want the fortune-telling for myself anymore. Calculate for my aunt, can she become famous as an Internet celebrity?]

The corner of Gu Ye’s mouth twitched as he replied: [The brilliance on the outside but like white paper on the inside. It can only last a year.]

I don’t want to be a loli: [Little Gege, what do you mean?]

As soon as Gu Ye saw the words ‘little Gege’, he felt a chill all over his body: [It means that even if she is famous, it will not last more than a year.]

I don’t want to be a loli: [She just wants to make some money and not harm anyone.]

Gu Ye has already understood that this aunty is ‘I don’t want to be a loli’ herself, and he is speechless: [This is already deceiving the fans’ feelings. There will be retribution.]

I don’t want to be a loli disagrees and replies: [Isn’t there a man in the internet celebrity circle who wears women’s clothing? Do you know the one called ‘This Master is so beautiful’? He didn’t suffer any retribution.]

Gu Ye actually did a search on the user before coming back to reply: [He is a good-looking man, with delicate eyebrows. Isn’t it nice for a little handsome boy to cross-dress? He didn’t say that he was a woman either, so he wasn’t lying.]

I don’t want to be a loli probably was hurt by these words, so she replied to Gu Ye: [Your calculation is not accurate!]

Then she went offline and didn’t say to pay the fortune-telling money either. Gu Ye was speechless, this person was so unreasonable.

Ling Ling jumped onto the sofa and sat next to Gu Ye. Holding a small bowl in one hand and a toothpick in the other, he stuffed a mouthful of cantaloupe into Gu Ye’s mouth. Gu Ye taught the child while eating, “Daughter, you have to give money to buy things. This is a matter of course. Also, asking someone to tell fortunes but didn’t pay is a horrible thing to do.”

Ling Ling fed Gu Ye another mouthful, tilted her head, and asked in confusion, “Why?”

Gu Ye smiled and said meaningfully, “Of all things to owe, a fortune-telling fee is something one can never owe. If you learn the secret of Heaven but don’t pay the corresponding reward, how can God let you go? Finished, that person is finished.”

As expected by Gu Ye, on the 3rd day, the aunt came back to Gu Ye crying: [Master Gu, save me!]

Gu Ye: [???]

I don’t want to be a loli: [The beauty camera I bought online suddenly broke during the live broadcast. My aunt was helping me with a live broadcast, so the fans thought it was me, and all my fans left! What should I do? I want to buy 100 lucky charms, can I get the fans all back?]

Gu Ye: [Auntie, there is nothing to do about it anymore. Just wish yourself well.]

At this moment, the news on the Internet had already exploded, and the name ‘I don’t want to be a loli’ was immediately spread out of the circle. Everyone knows that most of the internet celebrities are fake beauties. Beautification, filters, and magical makeup techniques like changing your head can create countless gods and goddesses. But as long as you don’t make a mistake and accidentally reveal yourself, everyone will pretend to be confused. After all, life is so stressful now, and watching the live broadcast is just for fun.

However, the reveal of ‘I don’t want to be a loli’ has completely exceeded everyone’s bottom line. Even if your skin is rough and your face is dark, you have excess flesh, and your face is pockmarked, at the very least, you are still a young lady! Aunty, you are in your forties or fifties already. If someone pretended to be a loli every day and called you Little Gege, who can handle it?

Fans of ‘I don’t want to be a loli’ are dropping like snow. She contacted Gu Ye several times, but Gu Ye didn’t reply. ‘I don’t want to be a loli’ can only withdraw from the industry with a bad reputation. Even the live broadcast platform felt sorry for the fans and ordered her to return the fans’ rewards. Her reputation and money were gone.

There was a lot of commotion online, and even the students in the class were discussing this matter. The students in this class all have rich families, and some of them actually liked ‘I don’t want to be a loli’ and gave her a reward before. After the accident, the student was depressed for a day and a half. Then he stood up bravely, angrily deleted the live broadcast platform app, and started studying to make money.

What this guy wants is to open his own live broadcast platform and let the internet celebrities sign the contract without makeup. At that time, he can flirt with whoever he likes, and never worry about being cheated!

Gu Ye can only say: As expected from someone from a business family!

…

At 10.00 pm

Yu Ze: [Today is the 86th day, a bit late to check in.]

Gu Ye: [Pull the quilt over and cover myself.jpg]

Yu Ze: [I heard there is a rumor that I like you and I want to clarify it.]

Feeling tired at heart, Gu Ye wrapped himself up tightly in the quilt. This man, here he comes again!

Yu Ze: [This is not a rumor, it is true.]

Gu Ye almost wanted to cry and replied in a dumbfounded manner: [Okay, okay! I know, it’s true!]

Yu Ze: [You haven’t accepted the 14 cents in the afternoon.]

Gu Ye palmed his forehead and replied: [Sorry, it’s too little. Clicking on it doesn’t cover the transfer fee.]

Yu Ze: Transfer 1,314 yuan

The corner of Gu Ye’s mouth twitched, and he simply sat up: [I’ll accept it, can you calm down tonight?]

Yu Ze: [En.]

After Gu Ye clicked the Accept button, he pulled out the bell and rang it in a despaired state of mind.

Not long after, a dark ghostly figure stood outside the window. Gu Ye crossed his legs and asked desperately, “Brother Ghost General, can you tell me where he read so many random things?”

The Ghost General sat silently on the windowsill, saying nothing.

“Okay, I can tell from your attitude. It seems that he really did read those from somewhere.” Gu Ye replied tiredly to Yu Ze: [Don’t come to me on Sunday, I will go to you.]

Yu Ze: [?]

Gu Ye: [Check what ‘amazing things’ you have in your home!]

Yu Ze: [Spot check?]

Gu Ye replied angrily: [Whatever you say.]

Yu Ze asked seriously: [If you want to check my company as well, I’ll let the reception know in advance.]

Gu Ye: [No need, don’t say anything! Please shut your mouth, thank you!]

Unsure why Gu Ye was so agitated, Yu Ze was silent for a while and then replied in a good temper: [Okay.]

The next morning, Gu Ye received another money transfer.

Yu Ze: Transfer 520 yuan

Gu Ye held his forehead and couldn’t help but feel angry. For sure, one really can’t afford to provoke rich people like him! 1314 yuan at night, 520 yuan in the morning!*

*In case anyone forgets, 1314 = forever, 520 = I love you~

…

School canteen.

“Have you heard that the aunt who cooks particularly delicious food is leaving? It is said that her daughter-in-law is about to give birth and she will go back to help out with the confinement period and take care of the child. The second canteen will be replaced by another cook.”

“Hope that it must be someone who cooks delicious food! This aunt has a good temper and the meat is super delicious. If she leaves, will we have to eat grass?”

“The school should wait for the new cook to come before letting her go. I hope the new one can cook meat dishes.”

“Let’s cherish the last few days! We’ll eat 2 braised pork ribs for lunch today!”

Zhao Pengyu heard the gossip of the classmates around him, poked Gu Ye on the shoulder, and asked in a low voice, “Can you just do a fortune-telling? What kind of cook will come after this auntie leaves?”

Gu Ye: “… How do I start to read? The other party hasn’t come yet.”

Zhao Pengyu continued to poke with his hands, “Master Gu, use your superpower to do calculations.”

Gu Ye rolled his eyes, “You deserve a beating.”

The aunt the classmates mentioned was a chubby lady who had an energetic look on her face and seemed to have a good temper. When Auntie saw Gu Ye, she was in a great mood and served him several more pieces of ribs. “The little number one scorer is so thin. Eat more. Is this enough?”

Gu Ye smiled and said, “That’s enough. Thank you, Auntie. Congratulations on your baby granddaughter.”

The aunt happily added 2 more pieces to Gu Ye’s plate, “Hahaha, the little number one scorer already said the word so I’m looking forward to a well-behaved little granddaughter.”

Zhao Pengyu who was standing next to Gu Ye said with a smile, “Auntie, his words are very accurate, and he can do fortune-telling. He is also famous on the Internet. One prediction costs at least 1,000 yuan, and celebrities ask him to tell fortunes.”

“Really? Aiya! Then thank you for your kind words!” Auntie happily gave Gu Ye another spoonful of spareribs, which was more than a usual double portion order. Gu Ye said sheepishly, “Auntie, that’s enough, that’s enough for me. I really can’t finish it.”

Zhao Pengyu excitedly chirped in, “I’ll eat, I can eat it!”

The aunt was good-tempered and gave Zhao Pengyu a few extra pieces, “I’ll give you a big spoonful too!”

Zhao Pengyu happily followed Gu Ye, bubbling with happiness.

Gu Ye was speechless, everyone said that a nephew would follow his uncle’s demeanor, but Zhao Pengyu wasn’t like Yu Ze at all. Could it be that another nephew is following his uncle instead? Gu Ye shook his head after thinking about it. Yu Ze had many nephews. If someone really followed his demeanor, then the Yu family’s Chinese New Year celebration (with the entire family) would definitely be a disaster movie!

“We are going to hold a tug-of-war competition on Sunday, you should come too.” Zhao Pengyu started to persuade Gu Ye again during the meal.

Gu Ye asked slowly, “For what?”

“To cheer for us.”

“It doesn’t matter whether I go or not.”

“It matters. As soon as you go there, there will be more girls. The sound of cheering will be loud, and the boys’ hormones will rush up!”

Gu Ye complained, “Did you get on the Shenzhou No. 18? Your thoughts fly so fast.”

Zhao Pengyu disappointedly asked, “You’re not going again? You can’t not participate in any activities.”

Gu Ye smiled and said, “I have something to do.”

“Save the world?”

Gu Ye squinted his eyes with a smile on his face but took a fierce bite of meat. “I want to save a successful person’s moral integrity and bottom line! If I don’t care about him, he will soon rise to heaven!”

While the two were talking, Gu Ye suddenly moved. His expression suddenly became serious, and he turned back to look at the food counter’s window carefully. Standing next to the aunt was a fat middle-aged uncle, who seemed to be her successor.

Zhao Pengyu noticed that Gu Ye’s expression was wrong and asked in a low voice, “What’s wrong?”

Gu Ye frowned, “I seem to smell blood and… rotten stink.”

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Gu Ye looked serious: I have a very good nose, this smell is ominous.

Yu Ze looked serious: I am your other half, tailor-made for you. I love to be clean and not smelly.

Gu Ye: “…Shut your mouth!”

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Chapter 56 Internet celebrity “doesn’t want to be a loli” Part 1

“Sa wa di ka you little tubby!” Gu Ye didn’t know if to laugh or cry as he slapped the talisman with the greeting on the little ghost’s belly. “You can’t write Chinese characters, but you can understand what I’m saying?”

The little fatty nodded, indicating that he understood.

“It makes sense, else it’s impossible to follow Tang Jingyi’s instructions if you don’t understand Chinese.” Gu Ye sat down and looked at the fat baby sitting on the table, “Since you can’t leave, you can only stay in China. Do you want to find a destined person, or do you want to follow me?”

The little fat baby grabbed Gu Ye’s clothes in a second and proved with practical actions that he had made the choice.

Gu Ye smiled, “Okay, that’s it then. But one doesn’t eat and stays here for free. You have to find something to make yourself useful. See for yourself, what can you do?”

The little fatty looked at Hong Dou who was cleaning the house, then at Ling Ling who helps Gu Ye draw spells. After that, he looked at the evil spirit that was in the body of a little lion doll and is currently working hard to wipe the floor clean. After thinking about it, the Kuman Thong picked up a talisman drawn by Ling Ling. He held it up over his head with both hands and chanted, “Balabalabala…”

It was unknown what this ghost kid was muttering about, but the soulless talisman was gradually blessed with good luck. Gu Ye raised his eyebrows in surprise, this little fatty was sure amazing.

Kuman Thong showed the magic talisman to Gu Ye, proving that he could really attract wealth and bless people, and could bring good luck to people. He looked at Gu Ye pitifully, probably wanting to ask, can he stay?

“Very good!” Gu Ye happily absorbed a little bit of ghost energy and put on his finger, so that he could touch the big head of the little fatty. “Little Fatty Jin, from now on, you’ll pray to make 10 lucky charms every day, is that okay?”

Little Fatty Jin nodded obediently and held up another talisman, “Balabalabala…”

Gu Ye poked Ling Ling, “Daughter, Dad give you a task. Teach him how to speak. Dad really can’t understand him.”

Tang Jingyi may not need to listen to what he expresses when raising Little Fatty Jin, as long as he is obedient, but Gu Ye cannot raise him like this. He cannot communicate with him, it is too inhumane.

Ling Ling puffed up her cheeks and reluctantly agreed. Gu Ye touched her head and praised her with a smile. After that, Gu Ye went online and posted a Weibo post after a long time:
[Lucky charms 500 yuan per piece, only selling 10 a day. All the money earned is donated to welfare organizations. Those who want it, please queue up online early every morning before dawn, and only the top ten will be taken. For today, you can leave a message in the comment area if you want it.]

Netizens were speechless: [Master Gu, are you serious?]

[Lucky charm for 500 yuan? What can you do with it?]

[Lucky charm? The one who brings wealth and good fortune?]

[I want! Signing up!]

[Damn it! There are people who actually buy it. Too much money in hand, no place to burn it?]

[Dude, don’t be stupid. Even if Gu Ye is pretty accurate in fortune-telling, I’ve never seen him draw talismans. Everyone has their own specialization. How awesome can he be if he knows everything?]

Gu Ye sent a cross-legged emoticon: [Waiting online.jpg]

Many fans were impressed by the cute attitude: [Forget it, he is good-looking, he is right as he said!]

[I’m about to change jobs. I want to bring this talisman to the interview. What if I get good luck? I want I want!]

[I want one too, it is produced by Master Gu. I believe it when I see his face!]
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The ten lucky charms were quickly booked. Gu Ye selected the first ten to leave messages and tagged them in a list. He asked them to send a private message to pay money and leave their addresses, and then told Sister Hong Dou, “Pick 10 lucky charms and put them in a bag. I’ll send it out tomorrow.” After that, he went to sleep.

The next morning, a large number of spells were placed on the table in the study room. The little fat baby had returned to his golden body (container). Ling Ling was also lying on the bookshelf, maintaining a still posture and closing her eyes.

Gu Ye was speechless, “They didn’t sleep all night last night?”

Hong Dou couldn’t help laughing, “I don’t know what they were competing against last night. One spent the whole night drawing the talisman and the other spent the whole night praying.”

Gu Ye looked at the workload on this table and laughed out loud, “They probably won’t wake up in 3 days. It’s too energy-consuming, these 2 silly kids.”

When Gu Ye was selling good luck charms online, the news was also spread to the school. As soon as Gu Ye arrived in the class, many classmates gathered around him and said, “Gu Ye, is that charm real? Sell me one!”

Gu Ye smiled slightly, “We don’t sell it in school, our mission is to study hard!”

“What does it matter where you sell it? Sell me one quickly, I am going to turn into the King of Unluckiness in my game’s gacha!”

“Aiya! Mobile games are not important! There is a basketball game after class in the afternoon, Gu Ye, will you go this time?”

Gu Ye refused without hesitation, “I can’t go.”

Zhao Pengyu rushed over and grabbed Gu Ye’s neck, “Let’s go, let’s go!”

Gu Ye rolled his eyes in disgust, “Let go of your paw!”

“Yo? This watch looks like the same model as my uncle’s,” Zhao Pengyu’s attention was drawn away by the thing on Gu Ye’s wrist, “Take it off and let me have a look!”

Gu Ye used his hand and covered the watch, “I won’t show you!”

“Let me take a look!” The two were having a banter when a classmate came over and asked with a wicked smile, “Gu Ye, have you seen this scandal? Is this you?”

The news he was referring to was the same news that Mrs. Gu took a screenshot of and showed to Gu Ye. Although the picture in the news only captured the side view of Gu Ye’s face, it could be seen that it was Gu Ye.

The classmate next to the person slapped the table in amusement and said, “Hahahaha, those who took the secret photos are sick. How could it be possible for two men?”

Gu Ye smiled slightly and was noncommittal.

Another classmate looked at Gu Ye and suddenly said seriously, “Well, even though I am a guy, I also want to marry you!” Before Gu Ye could say anything, the classmates next to him were beating each other, “Get out! Start crawling!”

“Go away! Do you want to get strangled to death by a group of girls?!”

Gu Ye holds his forehead, why is it so noisy?

At the side, Zhao Pengyu also shook his head (regarding the picture), “It’s impossible. With my uncle’s emotional intelligence and expressionless face, he might stay single for the rest of his life. To put it bluntly, even if he left singlehood and got a male partner, it is impossible for him to find someone with a personality like yours.”

Gu Ye raised his eyebrows, “Why?”

Zhao Pengyu looked confident as he said, “When he is unhappy, his words can kill people. When you are unhappy, your mouth can kill people. You two are ‘sharply opposed to each other, with neither prepared to give an inch’ (idiom). So tell me, what were you two doing secretly until you got photographed?”

Gu Ye looked serious, “I want to marry your uncle and bring him back to my home.”

Zhao Pengyu was stunned for a moment, then sneered, “How is that possible? You are dreaming!”

Xia Xiang sighed, alas, silly boy!

After class, Zhao Pengyu realized that something was not right, and he felt a little nervous. He sent a message to Xia Xiang: [Does Gu Ye really like my uncle? You also know that Gu Ye doesn’t care about anything (gender) and is also a face-con. Do you think he was serious or joking just now? Sometimes when he speaks, I can’t tell what he is thinking.]

Xia Xiang: [I don’t know.]

Zhao Pengyu sent a message to Yu Ze: [Today a guy confessed his love to Gu Ye in public and said he wanted to marry Gu Ye.]

Yu Ze: [En.]

Zhao Pengyu felt relieved instantly and showed Xia Xiang: [My uncle is very calm, so I think there’s nothing between them. Scared me to death just now. I thought Gu Ye really fell in love with my uncle! Then he will be heartbroken!]

The corners of Xia Xiang’s mouth twitched and he didn’t know what to say. Didn’t Zhao Pengyu say it himself? Gu Ye is a face-con so who can compare to Yu Ze’s face? President Yu is just being confident, okay? Besides, if Gu Ye has an unrequited love, why are you trying your uncle? Zhao Pengyu’s nerves are as thick as steel bars, which is really terrible.

However, a few simple conversations made the students realize that Zhao Pengyu was actually Yu Ze’s nephew. This kind of news was originally regarded as a joke by the students, but now they all regard Zhao Pengyu as their target, and they all rush to him after class, “Are you really Yu Ze’s nephew? Oh my God, how many years apart are you two?”

“Your uncle is so amazing. We in this profession regard him as an idol and a business genius. Can I ask for an autograph from him?”

“Please get him to sign! Sign on to this book. Are you going home on New Year? Please, please help!”

Zhao Pengyu looked scared and didn’t dare to take anything. He was very sure that if he asked his uncle to sign autographs, he would really be shot to death (by Yu Ze’s disdainful gaze) and would be taken aside to be educated.

Gu Ye and Xia Xiang unkindly abandoned Zhao Pengyu and left the classroom.

…

After school, Gu Ye rode his bicycle home. He dropped by to mail out the talisman first and donated the money to the welfare home. Screenshots of the donation time were also posted online. Gu Ye did not earn a penny from them.

Netizens are all looking forward to the talisman’s effectiveness: [Waiting for the results of use!]

After selling the talisman for 3 days in a row, Gu Ye didn’t want to go to bed so late in the middle of the night and handed the task to Ling Ling, “Daughter, do you still remember how I taught you how to use the computer? Every night at midnight, you send a message on Weibo and then choose someone.”

Ling Ling nodded obediently, “I promise to complete the mission!”

Gu Ye smiled and pinched her little nose. Pulling Little Fatty Jin off his back, Gu Ye turned around and told Sister Hong Dou, “Keep an eye on her. If she doesn’t know how to do it, teach her.”

In the middle of the night, Ling Ling was typing with her little fingers. Although the speed was very slow, she still performed the task perfectly. Hong Dou saw that her movements were interesting, so she recorded them and sent them to Gu Ye.

Gu Ye only saw it when he was eating breakfast in the morning. He smiled while looking at it, “Sister Hong Dou, where did you get a mobile phone?”

Sister Hong Dou smiled gently, “Ling Ling made it for me. I can also use the mobile phone used in the ghost world.”

Gu Ye praised, “This girl is amazing. Let her make a sedan chair for you another day, and then also a few ghost servants. You can go out for a walk when you are bored.”

Hong Dou said gently, “Okay.”

With a mischievous smile, Gu Ye uploaded this video to the Internet: [Congratulations to the winners! I’ll mail it to you in the evening!]

Netizen: [Ah ah ah ah!! This Daddy was scared to death! This doll can move! It can move! It can move!]

[Why is it moving? It’s electric-operated, right? It must be electric, right? Not that kind of thing, right?!]

[This doll must be the one Gu Ye bought for 180,000 yuan! Damn it! Bought in a human skin doll store!]

[I have a terrible thought and I don’t know if I should say it?]

[Please don’t tell me! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I was actually tagged by this doll on Weibo. I was so excited that I couldn’t sleep last night, thinking that my little husband was talking to me!]

[The Sunny Day doll hanging on her waist is so evil, it must be a Cloudy Day doll, right?!]

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Amid the netizen’s wailing sound, there are also people with different sense of aesthetics:

[Hahahaha, so cute~~What a beautiful doll!]

[So pretty! And it can move, I really want to raise it!]

[I want the same YCloudy Day doll. Where can I buy it? Please help me!]

There are even people who want to do some business with Gu Ye:

[Master Gu, would you like to change your daughter’s clothes? We support customization here~]

Gu Ye: [I want a set of red Hanfu. I want 3 sets of modern ones, she likes cute ones. Also, give me another set of princess dress.]

Person: [Do you need to change her makeup? Just send us her head and we can put on makeup~]

When Gu Ye heard that he needed to take off his daughter’s head and send it to the other party, he felt a chill in his heart: [No, my daughter is naturally beautiful!]

Netizens were confused by the conversation: [What does it mean that she likes it? Did she tell you that?]

[Don’t ask, this is just a ghost doll! It came from a human skin doll shop, and it was raised by Master Gu!]

[Damn it! So scary!]

[The costumes sold in this store are so valuable! Those who can afford it are the rich.]

[Surprisingly, this innocent little cutie is still worrying about money issues at moments like this!]

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